Xuanzang heard the Chen brothers say that they wanted to build a temple for themselves, so he quickly shook his hand and said: "The monster must be caught, but the scripture still has to be taken." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info, this dean, it's exempt. ”

Chen saw it and said, "The dean's business, then I'll talk about it later." The elders just had to stay in peace, and they didn't have to worry about food and lodging at all. If you don't live with me for three years, you're humiliating me!"

Bajie said happily: "Great! I will definitely be a guest in your house with peace of mind, and I will definitely not humiliate you." ”

While they were talking, a little girl came in and said, "Two parents, woe, woe!"

Chen said, "Didn't you see that I was chatting with a few elders? ”

The little servant said: "More than 200 villagers came from outside the courtyard, saying that they wanted to meet the two parents. ”

Chen saw it: "What did they see of me?"

The little servant said: "They said that our family offended the King of Inspiration, which caused heavy snowfall and affected the autumn harvest. ”

Chen saw it: "How did they know so quickly?"

The little servant said: "Didn't the two elders bring back the sacrifices last night, maybe some of the servants in the family leaked the news and went out." ”

Wukong said: "How can there be an impermeable wall in this world? It's not strange for them to know, small things, small things." ”

Chen saw it and said, "Elder Sun doesn't know something, this inspiration king has always been effective. Not to mention our village, even in the villages along the river within a radius of thousands of miles, I don't know how many people worship him. There are no less than twenty temples of inspiration that I know of. Once this news spreads, I am afraid that it will be very bad. ”

Wukong said: "Then among these people who worship him, do they really believe in him more, or hate him more?"

Chen saw: "He loves to eat children, cut off people's incense, is not a righteous god, and there are not many people who really believe in him." ”

Wukong said: "That's easy to do!"

Chen saw it and asked eagerly, "Is it easy to do?"

Wukong said: "You go out and tell them that the King of Inspiration has been eradicated by the Tang Dynasty Holy Monk from the East, and he will never do evil again." ”

Chen said: "It doesn't seem appropriate to say this. ”

Wukong said: "What's wrong?"

Chen saw it: "What if that inspiration king comes out to do evil again, isn't this lie immediately exposed?"

Wukong said: "That's not easy. You say that although the King of Inspiration has been eradicated, there are still some remnants left. The holy monks are vigorously purging it, and it won't be long before it is done. After a while, I will go and tear down the nearby Inspiration King Temple, so as to calm everyone's hearts. ”

Chen saw it: "It's good. But I've heard that monks don't speak, elder, is it really okay for you to say that?"

Bajie said: "You old man has no knowledge! My senior brother cultivates lying Zen. There are always seventeen or eighteen lies in a day before that's over. ”

Chen saw it and said: "Little old man, I have lived for such a long time, and I have never heard of any nonsense. But I don't know, which sect does this Zen method belong to?"

Bajie laughed and said: "His Zen method belongs to the Ignorant Sect!"

Wujing also smiled: "My second senior brother is also a cultivator of lying Zen." ”

Xuanzang said: "Don't listen to their nonsense. If you go out and say that, it's not a shamble. ”

Chen saw it: "Doesn't it really count?"

Xuanzang said: "Now, I can't hide it from you anymore." I'll tell you a big secret right now: in fact, we were sent by the Buddha to catch this monster. As soon as we get here, this monster is doomed! ”

Chen saw it and said in disbelief: "It's clear that the monster escaped, but you said that the monster was killed by you, isn't this just a joke!"

Xuanzang explained: "Ahem, cough, in fact, this is called 'spoiler'. ”

Chen saw it: "What the hell is a spoiler, I don't understand it at all." ”

Xuanzang said: "Spoilers are to release real news in advance, so you understand, right?"

Chen said, "I don't understand. ”

Xuanzang said: "If you don't understand, don't worry, you just have to do it." We are serious monks of 800 people, and we will never fool you. ”

Chen saw it: "Really don't you fool me?"

Xuanzang said: "We've been helping you all along, aren't your two children doing well? If it weren't for us, they would have become the food of the monsters." ”

Chen saw it: "This is also true! However, I am not eloquent, and I am afraid that I will not convince them." ”

Bajie said: "You have to find my senior brother for this matter, he is a well-known negotiator. ”

Wukong was held by Bajie, and he was also fluttering. He said to Chen: "As the saying goes, if you don't bother the two masters, let me help you settle this matter." The Chen brothers hurriedly thanked him.

Wukong went out of the courtyard with the Chen brothers, and the black outside the door pressed a head. Chen saw and said: "Fellow villagers, everyone be quiet, everyone be quiet! Now, we have invited the holy monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East to become inflamed. ”

The people of Chenjiazhuang have always believed in Buddhism, and now they heard that it was a holy monk, so they immediately quieted down.

Wukong flashed out from behind the second elder and stood in front of the second elder. Everyone looked at each other, and suddenly their eyes fell to the ground.

Someone shouted: "Master Chen, is this the holy monk you are talking about?"

Wukong nodded and smiled: "I am the holy monk, I am the holy monk." ”

The man said, "Can the holy monk grow like you?"

Wukong said: "It's just a stinky skin, how important can it be? Do you care about my beauty and ugliness, or do you care about future generations?"

Another person said: "Naturally, children are important, and children are the hearts and minds of parents." But what we're talking about now is the grain harvest, and that has to do with future generations?"

Wukong said: "That's good! As the so-called young man is strong, the family is prosperous, if there are no children, what's the use of taking the harvest!"

Everyone said in unison: "Tell the point!"

Wukong said: "The point is that this inspiration king has been eliminated by us, and you will no longer have to worry about the safety of future generations." ”

The crowd said, "What is the proof?"

Wukong said in a loud voice: "Bajie, bring the scales!"

Hearing this, Bajie took out the two scales of the monster.

Wukong said: "Have you seen it, this is the natal magic weapon of the inspiration king." That inspiration king has been beaten into meat sauce by my grandson and me, and it is only because of the relatively high hardness of this scale that it has been preserved. ”

Someone said: "Holy Monk, how heavy does your rod have to be to beat the King of Inspiration into meat sauce! ”

Wukong smiled: "If you don't believe it, okay, I'll show it to you!"

I saw him jump into an open space, pull out the golden hoop stick and hit the ground with a pestle, and shout three more times: "Change, change, change!"

The stick followed the voice for a long time, and it didn't know how many tens of thousands of zhang high, and it went directly into the clouds.

Wukong said: "Tell me, can I beat the monster into meat sauce with this stick?"

The man didn't believe it, "Monk, you shouldn't be a trick to make a fool, right?"

Wukong said: "If you don't believe it, try it and see if it's true." ”

So some of the brave young villagers pushed the stick, trying to knock it down.

The golden hoop rod does not move at all!

Only then did everyone kneel on the ground and say, "Thank you, Holy Monk, for making decisions for us." In fact, we all hate this inspiration king very much, but he is so clever that we have to worship him. Now, thanks to the Holy Monk's eradication of demons, we have been given a happy land!"

Wukong said: "You are not busy saying thank you." Although the King of Inspiration has been eradicated, there is still a remnant of his minions that have not been wiped out. I promise you that in a week at most, or at least two days, I will give you a real piece of paradise!"

The crowd asked, "None of them will be left?"

Wukong shook his head and said helplessly: "No way, cutting grass and eradicating roots is my consistent style of dealing with the world, and I can't change it if I want to." ”

Everyone rejoiced, and they kowtowed again to thank them.

Wukong flickered away from everyone, and Bajie said: "Old man, what I said is right, my senior brother is indeed a negotiator!"

Chen saw it: "Yes, yes, even I almost believed it!"

Wukong said: "Look at what you said! You really think I'm a big fool." ”

Chen saw it and hurriedly apologized: "I said it wrong, I shouldn't doubt Elder Sun, I should fight, I should fight." ”

So he happily went back to the backyard to report that he was safe.

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, you have fooled Old Man Chen away now, and there are only two of us left here." You're going to tell you the truth, are you really sure you'll get rid of this monster within a week?"

Wukong said: "If you can't catch the monster within six days, I'll go and find the Bodhisattva, and that's it." ”

Bajie said: "It turns out that you fought with this idea, I thought I could spend the winter here." ”

Wukong said: "It's still winter! If you really want to live here for a winter, I'm afraid you'll be too fat to walk by then!"

Bajie changed the topic: "No, Brother Monkey, I think there is something wrong with your plan!"

Wukong said: "What's the problem?"

Bajie said: "What if that monster really appears?" Hehe, you can fool Old Man Chen, but you can't fool me!"

Wukong said: "That's simple, I'll just say that he is a fake inspiration king!"

Bajie said: "Is this okay?"

Wukong said: "Why not? It really me off, so I will turn into a fake dead fake inspiration king to refute the rumors." ”

Bajie said: "What is it called a 'fake dead fake inspiration king' to come out and refute the rumors!

Wukong said: "If you don't understand, you can figure it out by yourself." Now it's time to get down to business. ”

Bajie said: "Are you going to smash the field?"

Wukong said: "Yes. We're going to tear down all the nearby Inspiration Temples now, and I'll see how long he can endure it. ”

The inspiration king has no friends, and if there are no friends, there is no helper!

Bajie didn't say a word, and immediately agreed.

The two brothers said they would do it, and they demolished all the Inspiration Dawang Temples within a radius of several hundred miles.