As soon as he heard that Su Buer was looking for him to do an aphrodisiac advertisement, Xuanzang's face immediately darkened: "The poor monk is a monk, how can he do such an excessive advertisement! Donor, you are laughing." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Su Buji said: "This salary is very high, Mr. Tang think about it?"

Xuanzang said: "The poor monk and I are all empty, what is the use of more money?"

Su Buji said again: "Money is of little use to you, but it can be exchanged for practical items." ”

Xuanzang said strangely: "What kind of items can be suitable for me?"

Su Buer said: "I brought some small samples here, maybe Mr. Tang can use them." You see, there are offensive weapons, cigarettes, lighters, wolf spray, mosquito coils, booster insoles, flashlights, alarm clocks, and the bulletproof suit I wear is also very good. ”

Xuanzang said: "Take the weapon and take a look?"

Su Buji took out a grenade and introduced: "This is a grenade, pull the bracelet like this and throw it at the enemy, it can cause group damage within a radius of 10 meters, with a special effect of instant death, the closer the distance, the greater the chance of death." ”

Xuanzang's eyes lit up all of a sudden!

Su Buer took out a single burst weapon and continued: "This is a single soldier burst fire, loaded with 120 rounds, when firing continuously, it can fire 24 bullets per second, and it can also be fired, the effective damage distance is 50 meters, and the lethal distance is 30 meters, and it also comes with an instant death effect, the closer the distance, the greater the chance of death." Moreover, neither of these weapons requires high power points, so they are best used by mages like you who have non-damaging spells. ”

Xuanzang drooled when he saw it, these two weapons were simply tailor-made for himself!

But this advertisement seems to be a bit of a pitfall.

Xuanzang hesitated, and Wukong was curious: "I have great powers, and I have heard about this future for the first time, if I have the opportunity in the future, I don't know if you can take me to your side to see and understand?"

Su Buji said: "I can travel over, but you can't travel through the past." ”

Wukong said angrily: "You can cross as a mortal, why can't my grandson!"

Su Buji said: "There are regulations above, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is forbidden to become a fine." ”

Xuanzang said happily: "I'm not fine, I'm not fine!"

Su Buer said: "Who said that you are not a jing? others can live forever if they eat a piece of your meat, and they also say that you are not a jing!"

Xuanzang said: "Where do you start with this?"

Wukong glanced at him, Su Buji understood, and changed his words: "I mean, you are a person who has learned scriptures from heaven, and most of you will become a Buddha in the future. ”

Xuanzang said: "If you can't go over, forget it, but your weapon ......"

Su Buji said happily: "Mr. Tang agreed?"

Xuanzang said in his heart: "Anyway, people here can't see this advertisement, and naturally no one will laugh at themselves." What's more, the four major monks are empty, and this advertisement is also empty, so what's the harm if you shoot it?" so he agreed.

Su Buji was overjoyed, so he told Xuanzang how to pose, and began to design lines and prepare to start filming.

At this moment, two monks came out of the col. The monk said: "This is the filming place of the Buddha's westward journey promotional footage, and the idle people and others will leave the scene quickly. ”

Su Buer panicked, quickly put away the equipment, and said to Xuanzang: "Alarm the Buddha, it seems that it can't be filmed today, remember the contact information on my business card, let's contact offline." This grenade and this individual weapon are even a deposit, and Mr. Tang will take it. So he handed the grenade and individual weapon to Xuanzang, and hurriedly flashed.

Xuanzang first handed the two weapons to Wukong for safekeeping, and then stepped forward to salute the two monks.

The monk returned the salute and said, "The Buddha attaches great importance to this information piece, but today he mixed in for no reason to stir up the situation. Now that the Buddha has sealed these tens of millions of miles of time and space, there will be no more irrelevant people to disturb him. Your master and apprentice can travel west in peace. With that, he turned and left.

Xuanzang thought to himself: "Now that the Buddha has sealed these tens of millions of miles of time and space, that Su Buer will never be able to come again." Aren't those two weapons a unique piece of collectible value?"

Thinking of this, he turned around and snatched the grenade from Goku's hand, and then turned around again and hid the grenade.

Wukong smiled: "It's really a real person who doesn't show his face, I didn't expect Master to have such agile skills." But I don't know what this time was, where did you hide the grenade?"

Xuanzang said: "You don't care where I hid the grenade." ”

Wukong said: "Disciple, I have a fiery eye, you can't hide it." I just want to remind the master that this grenade is a flammable and explosive material, and it must not be hidden in a hot and hot place. ”

Xuanzang said: "In order to be able to kill demons and get back the true scriptures as soon as possible, I have to fight as a teacher, Wukong, you don't have to say much." ”

Wukong smiled: "I have the body of the Immortal King Kong, but it doesn't matter, it's just that I'm just worried about you, Master don't misunderstand." ”

Xuanzang turned his head and pretended not to hear.

The two packed their bags and headed west. Before leaving, Wukong remembered Xuanzang's teachings, and burned the essence of the oolong cave with a fire.

After fighting the monsters, Wukong served Xuanzang for a few more days, and this time came to Layue, the cold wind along the way, and the road was rugged and difficult, but fortunately, the two talked about it, but it was not very difficult.

Xuanzang was riding a horse slowly, and suddenly heard the sound of gurgling water in front of him, so he asked: "Wukong, I heard the sound of water flowing in front of me, but I don't know where I have been?"

Wukong said: "I remember that this is the Snake Panshan Eagle Sorrowful Stream, presumably the sound of the stream." ”

Xuanzang said: "Listening to this name, it's a notoriety, shouldn't there be any monsters?"

Wukong said: "Master don't worry, there is a disciple here, and I am afraid of what kind of monster he is, I will kill him with a stick." Xuanzang felt relieved when he heard this.

After a short time, he has reached the edge of the eagle's sorrowful stream. The master and apprentice were exploring the terrain to see where they were passing, when suddenly a huge wave was set off in the deep stream, and above the waves, a white dragon swooped down.

Wukong hurriedly lost his luggage, picked up Xuanzang, and retreated. The white dragon stretched out its huge claws, fished out the white horse, and quickly dived back into the deep stream.

When Wukong settled down and turned around, he only found his luggage and lost his horse. Wukong reported to Xuanzang: "Master, the luggage is not lost, but the horse is gone." ”

Xuanzang said: "It's bitter." Without horses, you tell me how to move forward. ”

Wukong said: "Master, you wait a while, I'll go find it." After speaking, he went up to the sky, looked around, and searched for a long time but did not find it.

He had no choice but to report to Xuanzang again: "Master, I have searched all over the place, but I haven't found it." No matter how far the horse runs, it can't escape my eyes. In this way, it seems that most of them were captured by the evil dragon. ”

Xuanzang said: "This mountain road is so rugged, I can't walk without horses." ”

Seeing that he was discouraged, Wukong comforted: "Master, don't worry, you wait a little longer, I will go to the evil dragon now, and I will definitely ask him to return the horse." ”

Xuanzang said worriedly: "If you leave, what if another monster comes to catch me like last time, you see that this snake collar is not a place with good mountains and rivers, can you bear to leave me here alone?"

Wukong said anxiously: "You want to ride a horse again, and you don't want me to look for it, so what should I do?"

At this moment, I suddenly heard a human voice in the air, and someone said: "Don't be annoyed by the great sage, and don't be annoyed by Xuanzang." We were sent by Guanyin Bodhisattva and the Heavenly Court to secretly protect you all the way west. The Great Sage just went to find the horse, and Master Xuanzang had us to protect him. ”

Wukong said, "Who are you?"

Everyone: "We are the Six Dings and Six Nails, the Five Directions Jiedi, the Four Values Gong Cao, and the Eighteen Apologists Garan, and we are on duty in turns. ”

Wukong said, "Then whose turn is it today?"

Everyone said: "This month, it's the turn of Liuding Liujia and Siwei Gongcao." ”

Wukong said: "That's good, if you don't pay it, go back first, and if you are on duty, you will stay to protect my master, and I'll go to the evil dragon now to ask for an explanation." "The gods obeyed. Xuanzang was relieved at this time, and said secretly: "Sure enough, sure enough, it seems that I am really a noble person's life, hahahaha." ”

Wu stopped the air conditioning, then went to the eagle sorrowful stream in the air, and shouted loudly: "Dead loach, return my master's horse quickly!"

It is said that the white dragon turned into a human form and was skinning a horse in his own water mansion. As he peeled it, he was wondering whether it would be braised or stir-fried.

At this moment, I suddenly heard someone scolding myself for being a loach, and I was immediately furious.

He didn't think about how to eat this horse meat, so he jumped up and said, "Monkey head, you still don't let people eat at ease?

The walker angrily rebuked, "Why is there so much nonsense, return me to the horse!" The white dragon was also not afraid, and immediately changed back to his true appearance, and his teeth and claws were grabbed with one claw.

But where is Bailong's opponent Wukong, he held on for more than ten rounds, and when he saw that he was invincible, he withdrew and retreated, and went back to his water mansion.

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