Chapter Twenty-Eight: Master, You Are So Witty!

The master and apprentice walked for two more days and came to a mountain. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

This mountain is called Oolong Mountain, there is an Oolong Cave on the mountain, and there is a one-horned black Jiao entrenched in the cave. Heijiao heard that the little demon patrolling the mountain came to report, and two monks came down from the mountain, so he went out of the cave to investigate.

From a distance, I saw that there were two monks on the road, and the monk on horseback had no white face, fine skin and fine meat, and looked very delicious, and he was drooling when he saw it.

Hei Jiao said to the next small leader in his hand: "That monk with the face of Lei Gong seems to be more stingy. If I can't fight him, I'll lure him away, and you take the opportunity to get the monk back on horseback. The leader nodded in agreement.

After Hei Jiao finished giving the order, he sneaked over alone, trying to give Wukong a fork.

Who knew that Wukong had already noticed it, flashed his body, felt the stick, and hit him head-on. Hei Jiao hurriedly raised the fork to block, only to hear a clang, the fork was directly smashed into two sections, the rod fell down, and one of Hei Jiao's arms was discounted.

As soon as Hei Jiaofu fought, he was seriously injured. Knowing that he was far from being Goku's opponent, he hurriedly slipped into the roadside stream and escaped.

Wukong has been suppressed for more than 500 years, and this is the first time he has encountered a monster, so he is willing to stop, and then he chases him.

The little boss saw that there was an opportunity, so he drove a demonic wind, took Xuanzang and left.

The little boss returned to the cave and threw Xuanzang to the ground, and the painful Xuanzang grinned, and he found a rope again and wanted to tie up Xuanzang.

Xuanzang was shocked, hurriedly took out the novice dagger, pointed at the leader and said: "Don't you come here! As the so-called sword has no eyes, the poor monk really doesn't want to hurt you." ”

Where would the leader put him in his eyes and said contemptuously: "I'm standing still, you come and stab me?"

Seeing that Xuanzang didn't dare to move a little, he strode over again. Xuanzang said: "If you come over again, I will commit suicide to show you." ”

The leader laughed, "It hurts to stab the dagger into the flesh, can you stand it?"

Xuanzang said: "Even if you kill yourself, it's better than being bitten to death by you monsters." With that, he moved the dagger, trying to wipe it off his neck.

The leader was shocked, thinking that if this monk died, the flesh and blood would not be fresh. When the king returns, if he sees a dead monk, he will blame himself.

Thinking of this, the leader hurriedly came to stop him, but in the hurry, his feet were unstable, and a somersault fell down and hit Xuanzang directly.

This collision was extremely powerful, but it was so coincidental that Xuanzang's dagger happened to be stabbed in the vital part of his heart. The leader didn't even have time to snort, and went straight to the account.

Xuanzang held the dagger and lay on his back on the ground stupidly, stunned and didn't realize what was going on. Immediately afterwards, three rays of light rose from Xuanzang's body, and this rookie mage killed an elite mob, and he actually upgraded.

said that Wukong chased after Heijiao reluctantly, and finally found an opportunity to beat him to death. When he turned back to look for his master, he found that the man was gone.

Wukong was in a hurry, caught a little demon who was running slowly, asked the location of the cave, and hurried over, only to find Xuanzang dancing there.

Wukong hurriedly said, "Master, you shouldn't be scared stupid, right?"

Xuanzang smiled: "No, no." I accidentally killed a youkai just now, and I shot three chickens in a row. ”

Wukong said disdainfully: "It turns out that Huanxi has lost his mind and gone crazy! That is called a three-level promotion, where is it called shooting three chickens in a row? Even if you are given three chickens, can you shoot them, you really think you are Ximen Qing." ”

Xuanzang said: "Is it really out of shape for the teacher to look like this now?"

Wukong nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, it's like two people in normal times." I suspect you have a dual personality. Is it really that cool to fight monsters?"

Xuanzang didn't think about it, and said casually: "Cool, cool." Especially when I upgraded just now, I was bathed in three holy lights in a row, and I felt that my whole body was full of Tai, and that kind of sourness and coolness had penetrated into every pore, and it was extremely refreshing. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong, so he immediately lowered his head and recited: "Amitabha, sin, sin." Actually, what I mean is that the monster doesn't listen to the teachings, and he doesn't care about evil, so I uphold the great spirit of curing the sick and saving people, and surpass the bliss of his death, and there is no Amitabha Buddha in the south!"

Wukong said: "It turns out that the master is so kind-hearted. But I saw Master's eyes light up just now, and I was very excited, hehehe. ”

Xuanzang didn't blame Wukong for teasing him, but just diverted the topic and said, "Apprentice, there are still many monsters in that cave." We need to be careful. ”

Wukong said: "Those little monsters, all the ones I touched were killed, and the legs and feet ran away, and I will go back and burn the cave house clean in a while." ”

Xuanzang said: "You have fought so many monsters, have you ever upgraded?"

Wukong smiled: "Master, the disciple has already reached the full level, just waiting for the fruit." ”

Xuanzang listened and was envious. He asked again, "Wukong, I now have twelve potential points, what attribute do you think I should add to?"

Wukong said casually: "You are a mage, so naturally you should add spiritual power." ”

As soon as the words came out, he immediately felt bad! If Xuanzang added spiritual power, the magic injury would naturally be high, if he annoyed him one day, wouldn't this tight spell hurt even more when he thought it?

Thinking of this section, Wukong changed his words and said: "I don't think you need to add spiritual power, anyway, you don't have any harmful spells, and if you add it, it's for nothing." It's better to add physique, so that the blood is thicker and the survivability is stronger. ”

This time Xuanzang was not happy. He retorted: "Those monsters like blood food the most, if my blood is thick, in the eyes of the monsters, isn't it a big piece of fat! At the end, he muttered: "I don't know if I can upgrade by reciting this mantra." ”

Wukong trembled and shouted, "If you dare to use the Tightening Spell to upgrade, I will kill you with a stick if I risk my life!"

Xuanzang smiled: "Wukong is not annoyed, it's just a joke for the teacher." ”

Wukong said: "Any joke can be made, but this joke can't be made, it will kill people." ”

Xuanzang said: "Okay, okay, I know for the teacher." Tell me, apart from my physique and spiritual power, what should I add?"

Wukong said: "Why don't you increase agility? Increasing agility can increase speed, and you can run faster when you escape." ”

As soon as he said that, Goku regretted it again!

This agility is not only about acceleration, but also about critical strike chance. Then if the master suddenly comes to a critical blow when he is reciting the mantra, won't he just die of pain?

Thinking of this section, Wukong changed his words again: "Forget it, you still don't add agility, you can't run fast anyway, the basic attributes are already poor to the end, add a little more agility to make a fart." Just add stamina, add stamina, and the defense is higher. ”

Xuanzang said: "You also said that the basic attributes are already poor to the end, add a little more stamina to make a fart." Since you can't run away, and it's a crispy profession in itself, can you handle it with a little stamina? I think it's better to add strength. ”

Wukong was startled and said to Xuanzang: "You are a mage with strength, which one is this singing?"

Xuanzang said: "That's what I think. I don't have any damage spells anyway, so I might as well add a little more power so I can afford a better physical attack weapon. Wukong, isn't it very witty to be a teacher?"

Wukong thought to himself: "Anyway, I don't expect you to be able to slay demons and eliminate demons, it doesn't matter what points you add, as long as you don't add spiritual power and agility." ”

So he said to Xuanzang: "Okay, everything is wrapped up in me, and I will definitely help you find a weapon that suits you." However, as a mage, you actually add points to your full strength, and if people know about it, I'm afraid you will be shocked by the jaws. ”

Xuanzang said in frustration: "The Bodhisattva only taught me a mantra and didn't teach me other spells, what can I do? If I have great powers and go to learn the scriptures alone, where do I need you to protect me? In fact, from the heart, I also want to be a strong man!"

At this moment, a strangely dressed man flashed out of the grass on the side of the road. Wukong was taken aback, and shouted loudly: "Where is the monster, report the name, the old grandson is under the stick, the immortal and nameless!"

The man hurriedly said to Wukong: "Great Sage Mo Surprise, I'm not a monster, I'm an authentic mortal, you have to see it clearly!"

Wukong said: "You are a mortal, how can you dress up so strangely." ”

The man said: "The contemptible Su Buji has crossed over from the future. My casual clothes belong to the general public, and there is nothing eccentric. This is my business card, please take care of it. ”

When Wukong heard the word business card, he couldn't help but remember the old hatred. He said angrily: "Anyone who hands over the film is a liar! Don't try to fool me!"

Su Buji said aggrievedly: "I'm really not a liar, I'm just a scout." Just now I happened to hear Mr. Tang's bold words, and I thought he was very talented in advertising, so I couldn't help but jump out and ask him to do an advertisement. ”

Xuanzang said strangely: "What is an advertisement? I'm just a mage, what other talent can I have besides chanting scriptures?"

Su Buji said: "This advertisement is just a short promotional video to promote certain products." ”

Xuanzang said: "Similar to the shouting on the stall?"

Su Buji said: "Oh, this metaphor is very wonderful! But this advertisement is more formal, larger, and the publicity effect is better." ”

Xuanzang said: "Then what do you want me to advertise?"

Su Buer said: "Hehe, make a ....... Make an aphrodisiac advertisement. ”

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