"Xiaofan, when are you going to get married, you are the only one left in the entire Lao Hu family! Look at Wang Ergou in the east of the village, he is only in his early 18s, and his son can make soy sauce!"

"Yes, Xiaofan, the girl that my aunt gave you a photo of last time, why didn't you follow up?

"Hey, sister-in-law, it's not, I heard Aunt Li say that it's other girls who look down on us Xiaofan, and say 'not tall or handsome, the boss is not loved, the house has not been built, and the car has not been bought, if you marry him, you have to empty your money bag." 'Tsk, this world is too materialistic now. ”

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According to custom, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, they began to visit relatives and friends.

The seven aunts and eight aunts surrounded Hu Yifan, you talked about it every word, and seemed to greet with concern, but in fact, every sentence implied ridicule, and the ridicule on his face could be seen even if he was blind.

Hu Yifan, an old bachelor, will be thirty years old after the New Year.

Ten years ago, he was the envy of his relatives and the object of praise from his friends - smart, able to read, with excellent grades, he was admitted to university from the countryside, and it was also a famous university.

But feng shui takes turns, since graduating from college, the imaginary promotion and salary increase, becoming the general manager, becoming the CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and the beautiful days of reaching the peak of life have not appeared as promised.

On the contrary, because of the high cost of going to university, the already extremely ordinary family has been impoverished since then, and it is a standard case of poverty due to education.

In the past few years after graduation, Hu Yifan has changed many jobs, but he is always high or low, and he is not as good as a year.

From the pride of the sky to the obscene dick, the pressure he is under can be imagined.

Over the years, his personality has become much duller, and his will has been much more depressed.

But what's the use?

You can only bury the ostrich in the sand and escape for the time being!

Finally broke free from the entanglement and interrogation of his relatives, Hu Yifan sighed secretly, pushed open the door and came to the rice field in front of the house - at this time he wanted to be quiet.

"Brother Yifan, why did you come out?"

Say quietly, quietly!

At this time, in front of the next room, a fresh and beautiful girl saw Hu Yifan's eyes full of surprise, "By the way, Brother Yifan, have you collected all the five blessings? How much money did you drive? Hehe, I opened a 666 yuan jackpot, luck?"

Lin Jing proudly lit up her mobile phone at Hu Yifan, 666 yuan, and a few golden Arabic numerals were very eye-catching.

"Wufu?" Hu Yifan looked puzzled.

"Isn't it?!Brother Yifan, you don't even know Wufu?

Lin Jing's face was full of disbelief, and then explained: "Scan the word Fu, collect all the five blessings and you can open the lottery, the highest prize is 666 yuan, hehe, I got 666 yuan, envy, right? Hey, Brother Yifan......"

Without waiting for Lin Jing to finish speaking, Hu Yifan rushed into the back room and searched the room with his mobile phone to find the word Fu.

By the way, the God of Wealth enshrined in the hall seems to have a blessing word in the middle!"

Open WeChat, sweep it, and take a photo of the statue.

Hu Yifan is ignorant, he has been depressed and lifeless these years, so he has to paralyze himself with online games, in addition to daily work, all his spare time is spent on the computer in the rental house, and he doesn't listen to things outside the window, and he only cares about masturbation, and he doesn't even know the five blessings that are popular all over the country during the Spring Festival.

Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, the grand prize has already been opened, and the Wufu activity has long ended.

What's more, even a three-year-old child knows that sweeping Wufu uses Alipay from Da Ma's family, and Guan Xiao Ma's family's WeChat Mao relationship?

But.

It's also strange to say, when WeChat just swept to the statue of the God of Wealth at home and didn't know where to get it, the golden blessing word in the middle of the statue flashed a faint golden light, and then a strange message popped up on the mobile phone screen.

"The God of Wealth invites Brother Fan to join the Heavenly Court Immortals Work Exchange Group"

"Brother Fan and other people in the group are not WeChat friends, please pay attention to privacy and security"

The sudden WeChat prompt message made Hu Yifan very puzzled.

Heavenly Court Immortals Work Exchange Group?

What's the matter?

Click on the WeChat group to take a look, scroll through the information, and find that everyone is chatting happily:

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Please call me Brother Lang: Worry, I haven't had any money to buy food for Xiaotian recently, which immortal can send a big bag?

Generalissimo: @嫦娥妹妹, how are you doing?

My grandson came here for a visit: old pig, the dog owner wants you to send red envelopes!

Please call me Brother Lang: Monkey, are you looking for a fight? Who is the dog raiser? [angry] [angry] [angry]

My grandson came here for a visit: I want dog food every day, you kid doesn't have a dog, who is?

My grandson came here for a visit: Do you want to fight? Come on, my grandson is an extraordinary existence who has urinated on the Buddha, how can he be afraid of you dogger! [despise] [despise] [despise] [despise]

Please call me Brother Lang: Splash monkeys, wild monkeys, dead monkeys without a father and no mother! You wait for me, Brother Lang will beat you into a stinky monkey today!

Generalissimo: The two elder brothers are arguing, and my old pig will send a big bag to please everyone! @嫦娥妹妹, are you ready?

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Hu Yifan looked at the chat messages of several people, and wondered in his heart, where the fuck is this, Sister Chang'e, please call me Brother Lang, Generalissimo, and my grandson come here to visit, why are the screen names so sassy?

However, when he saw the familiar red envelope logo in the WeChat group, his right hand reflexively clicked down quickly.

Bite.

The mobile phone shook, inexplicably, Hu Yifan's hand also shook.

"You received the generalissimo's red envelope - mouth note X1"

Mouth Strip X1?

Why isn't the red envelope Grandpa Mao? Hu Yifan's black question mark face, what kind of thing is this?

Just when Hu Yifan was still curious about what "Koutiao X1" was, the WeChat group exploded again.

A group of people were all praising the generalissimo for his kindness, and they were even willing to give away such a precious snack, but the generalissimo was angry in the group.

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Generalissimo: You're too unkind, aren't you? Why don't you leave some for @Chang'e's sister, it's all robbed!

My grandson came here for a visit: old pig, you are a fool, Chang'e is not in this group at all.

Generalissimo: Then @Chang'e, who is it? [Questioning Face] [Questioning Face] [Questioning Face]

My grandson came here for a visit: That's the dog goods of Erlang Shen's family, who deceives you about dog food, nerd!

Chang'e: Wang! Wang!

Generalissimo: Howling Dog, it's you, I'm going to kill you, old pig! [Sharpen] [Sharpen] [Sharpen]

Chang'e: Wang!

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The people in the group with the titles of the immortal family suddenly burst into laughter.

Hu Yifan didn't pay attention to them, but he was just curious that this "mouth note X1" was a god thing.

Opening the wallet, Hu Yifan found that there was an extra treasure chest function in his wallet.

Click on the treasure chest, and there is a plate of glittering mouth strip meat inside.

Click, Extract.

Bite.

"Do you want to extract the generalissimo's note?"

When Hu Yifan clicked "Yes" again, his body was suddenly startled, and he only felt a chill on his back, as if there was a chill.

In his left hand, a small porcelain dish appeared out of thin air, and in the small plate, slices of red meat were neatly arranged in the shape of a pig's tongue.

, it's really a handicap!

It smells like it's still lo-mei!

Hu Yifan only felt that he was alive, and his brain was not enough, so he looked at the gluten strip, stunned and stunned.

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"Hey, it smells so good!"

"Where is this scent?"

"What does it smell like?"

The seven aunts and eight aunts, who were originally greeting each other and praising each other, all stopped chatting, looking around one by one, and inhaling deeply.

It didn't take long for them to focus their eyes on the small disc in Hu Yifan's left hand in unison.

Gollum!

There were several sounds of snorting in the quiet room.

Without waiting for Hu Yifan to react from his sluggish state, a plate of noodles was snatched up by them.

Grunt!

Hu Yifan also swallowed his saliva.

Nima, Lao Tzu didn't taste it yet, but he was robbed, and Hu Yifan was speechless for a while.

"Yifan, this bite is so delicious, is there anything else?"

"Yifan, where did you buy this?

"A Fan ......"

The relatives reminisced about the indescribable wonder and all asked eagerly.

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"Hey, I was on fire in my throat just now, and my tonsils are inflamed, but now it doesn't hurt!

"My rheumatoid arthritis doesn't hurt much anymore!

"My skin seems to have become smoother, what's going on?

After eating the lo-mei noodles, the seven aunts and eight aunts only felt that their whole body was refreshed, and all the pain disappeared without a trace.

How can the meat have such a miraculous effect?

Hu Yifan felt that he was a little square.

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