How can the meat have such a miraculous effect?

Hu Yifan feels that he is a little square!

Heavenly Court Immortals Work Exchange Group, Generalissimo, Red Envelopes, Notes......

Hu Yifan, who was a little square, only felt that his mouth was dry, swallowed his saliva fiercely, and held his phone tightly.

took out his mobile phone and looked at the "Heavenly Court Immortals Work Exchange Group", the war of words in the group, "Please call me Brother Lang" and "My grandson is here to visit" has ended, and the immortals are talking about how much they have earned last month, and what they are going to do this month.

The magic of the mouth and meat has already made Hu Yifan feel it, he is not an idiot, if he can't detect the specialness of this group, he will be killed by a headhead.

Could it be that this is really a group of great immortals?

It may seem unbelievable, but it did happen to him.

staring fiercely at the chat records of the immortals in the group, Hu Yifan didn't dare to speak, and only prayed in his heart for a certain immortal to send a few more red envelopes.

At this time, Hu Yifan can be said to have no ears to what is going on outside the window, and he just wants to grab the red envelope, and he doesn't even care about masturbation.

I have to say that the speed of this group of immortals grabbing red envelopes is really fast, and there are many immortals in the middle who have sent red envelopes, but he hasn't even touched a hair.

In particular, the fairy who manages the peach orchard sent a red envelope, and the red envelope is the peach of the peach orchard.

Hu Yifan didn't grab it slowly, so he couldn't help beating his chest and feeling secretly annoyed.

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Stove God: @财神, in a few days it will be the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, and the folk will welcome the God of Wealth on the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, brother, you can nourish and moisten for another year!

God of Wealth: @灶神, the fourth day of the Lunar New Year welcomes the God of the Stove, you are still celebrating the festival a few days earlier than my brother and me!

Stove God: [cry] [cry] [cry], now that the people's living standards have improved, everyone has used gas stoves, and not many people remember me as the firewood stove god, my little brother My life is not as good as a year, or brother, your popularity is not reduced, and it is more prosperous every year!

God of Wealth: @灶神, didn't my brother say last year that he wanted to keep pace with the times and take an electrical engineer certificate to expand his business scope, why, didn't he get in?

Stove God: [cry] [cry] [cry]

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Nima, it turns out that the gods also have to be examined!

Hu Yifan looked at the chat records of the immortals, and his heart was stunned.

It seems that the gods also have the troubles of the gods!

Looking further down, it was the "Generalissimo" who came to make trouble.

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Generalissimo: @嫦娥, Howling Dog, can you change your name? When I think of Chang'e as a bald beast, I panic old pig!

Chang'e: Wang! Wang!

God of Wealth: @大元帅, can you send some more noodles, the taste is delicious!

Generalissimo: Hmph, you robbed everything you just posted, and I don't have much of an old pig, it was reserved for Sister Chang'e, so don't think about it! @嫦娥, Sister Wang, hurry up and change the name of the dog and talk about people! Otherwise, be careful that I pick your dog's skin.

Please call me Brother Lang: Oh, who is bullying my family again!

Generalissimo: Hmph, Erlang God, hurry up and ask your Howling Sky Dog to change its name, otherwise I'll be angry with the old pig!

Please call me Brother Lang: Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bapi, why can you be called Generalissimo, and my family Xiaotian can't be called Chang'e?

Generalissimo: Lao Tzu is the generalissimo of Tianpeng personally appointed by the Jade Emperor!

Please call me Brother Lang: That was before, now you're just a pig! [despise] [despise] [despise]

My grandson came here for a visit: Raising a dog, your skin is itchy again, dare to bully my old pig?

Please call me Brother Lang: Stinky monkey, don't be arrogant, be careful and be pressed by the Buddha for 500 years! [smug laugh]

My grandson came here to visit: [sharpening knives] [sharpening knives] [sharpening knives]

God of Wealth: Hehe, don't be noisy, don't be noisy, I'll send a big bag.

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Ding dong.

As soon as the news of wealth fell, a huge red envelope appeared in the group.

Hu Yifan's eyes are quick, he waits for a long time, and he doesn't hesitate to go up to grab it.

Gold Ingot X10.

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Please call me Brother Lang: Damn, I didn't grab it.

Chang'e: Wang! Wang!

Generalissimo: Haha, you deserve it! @嫦娥, your sister Wang!

My grandson came here for a visit: If you have a dog, you don't have the life of a dog!

Please call me Brother Lang: Splash monkey, I really don't have that dog's life, you have that dog's life, hahaha, your whole family has that dog's life!

Chang'e: Wang! Wang!

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Up to now, Hu Yifan understands who is "please call me Brother Lang" and "My old grandson is here", a Erlang God and a Monkey King, both of them are existences with super high force value in the heavenly realm, and they have been married for thousands of years.

Hu Yifan didn't have time to watch them tear up, so he opened the treasure chest, and ten golden ingots were lying there safely.

Gold ingots: One gold ingot is equal to 10,000 yuan.

, 10,000!

Ten is 100,000!

Hu Yifan was stunned, if this was true, wouldn't it mean that he robbed 100,000 yuan just now!

Extract.

Bite.

Change credited to ¥100,000.

It turned out to be true!

Payouts.

Shortly after, a withdrawal progress alert appears on the phone screen.

Change withdrawal to your account, cash withdrawal ¥100,000.

Withdrawal Bank: Agricultural Bank of China (9888)

Groove !!

Ding dong.

SMS reminder, 10690XXXXX, [Agricultural Bank of China] Dear customer, your XXXX9888 account will be transferred to RMB 100,000 on October X, and the balance will be 100,005.15 yuan. Choose the transfer method carefully to effectively prevent telecom fraud......

Real Money !!

Hu Yifan's hands trembled, happiness came too suddenly!

The next moment, he quickly rushed out of the house, rode the electric donkey parked at the door and drove like crazy to the town's farmers, leaving only a group of inexplicable and unexplained relatives who were pestering Hu Yifan's parents to eat pig noodles.

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Before he could ride to the entrance of the village, Hu Yifan was stopped by Lin Jing.

"Brother Yifan, where are you going in a hurry?"

"Oh, go to the bank in the town to withdraw money!" Hu Yifan was in a hurry, he didn't want to answer, but when he saw Lin Jing open his hands and block the way, he had to stop and answer.

"It just so happens that I have something to go to the town, Brother Yifan, you can take me down!" Lin Jing jumped to the back seat of the electric donkey without waiting for Hu Yifan's answer, and wrapped his left hand around his waist.

"Uh, isn't that okay? Confucius said that men and women don't kiss, you hold me like this, I'm very sorry for Confucius and his old man. Hu Yifan smelled the fragrance coming from Lin Jing's body, his face turned red, and his tone became shy.

However, not long after this shyness, as if he had changed a person, his voice suddenly raised an octave, and he said with a straight face: "However, the great revolutionary leader taught us to learn from Comrade Lei Feng and carry forward the spirit of helping others, as a probationary member of the Communist Party of China for ten years, how can I not help you, Sister Lin? No, I must not leave you! Comrade Lin Jing, hold me tight, hug me tightly, hug me fiercely, brother, I will take you to town!"

Hearing Hu Yifan's screams, Lin Jing was dumbfounded, her face turned into a big apple, and the left hand around his waist was not put or hugged, and it took a long time before she buried her head and said shyly: "Brother Yifan, why have you suddenly become so much more cheerful!"

Isn't it?

Thinking of the "Heavenly Court Immortals Work Exchange Group" in WeChat and the more than 100,000 yuan in the bank card, Hu Yifan only felt that he was the luckiest person in the world.

The repression over the years has been swept away, and the temperament has gradually returned to the confident, heroic, and uninhibited style of the past, and even the daughter of the village chief's family dares to start talking.

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Electric donkeys gallop on country lanes.

Blowing the cold north wind in winter, Hu Yifan's heart was hot.

With such an artifact, he can chat with the immortals and fart, and he can also grab the red envelopes of the immortals, if he Hu Yifan is not developed again, then find a piece of tofu and shoot himself to death.

"Brother Yifan, you drive slowly, it's too fast! Dangerous!" Lin Jing's shout came from behind him, but because the wind was too loud, Hu Yifan didn't really hear it.

The electric donkey continued to run at a speed of eighty yards, which was also its limit.

"Brother Yifan, you drive slowly, drive slowly, it's too dangerous!"

Lin Jing shouted several times, Hu Yifan heard it clearly, and hurriedly slowed down, all he was thinking about was the "Heavenly Court Immortals Work Exchange Group", the electric donkey throttle was screwed to the maximum, and the speed was extremely fast and he didn't notice it.

At this time, a Dongfeng Honda caught up, and the co-pilot, a young man who looked like an oily and powdery boy, shook off the glass, whistled at Lin Jing, and laughed: "Beauty, where are you going, brother, I'll send you?! The electric donkey is so cold!" After speaking, he glared at Hu Yifan again, and scolded with a smile: ", you kid is awesome, riding a two-wheeled broken electric donkey, just now I actually overtook Lao Tzu's four-wheeled Honda!"

"Stupid!" Hu Yifan slowly spit out two words to Brother Gongzi, and then tightened the accelerator again, and the electric donkey instantly rushed forward again, leaving the Honda sedan far behind.

"it!"

The co-pilot's brother was angry and shouted at the driver: "Catch up! Catch up!

The Honda driver slammed on the accelerator, and the car flew up instantly.

Hu Yifan looked at the Honda sedan that quickly caught up in the rearview mirror, a wicked smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, let go of the accelerator, and slammed the brake with his left hand and right hand.

Chirping!

The electric donkey stopped in an instant.

The Honda driver who was chasing after him didn't expect it at all, and he couldn't react, and the car instantly ran dozens of meters away in front of the electric donkey.

The co-pilot's brother leaned out, turned his head to look at the electric donkey that stopped urgently, and looked at the beautiful girl in the back seat because of inertia, and her delicate body pounced on Hu Yifan with an evil face.

Lie down in a groove!

"Damn, stop, stop, reverse for me, reverse for me!" the co-pilot hurriedly yelled at the driver.

Squeak, squeak, squeak!

There was a sharp sound of brakes.

"Oops!" the co-pilot brother did not wear a seat belt, and Dongfeng Honda suddenly stopped, causing his whole body to fly out, hitting his head on the front windshield, and screaming in pain like a pig.

"Stupid!" Looking at the Honda sedan parked in front, Hu Yifan, who was enjoying the pleasure of chest pushing, slowly spit out two words.

"Brother Yifan, you are really bad!" Lin Jing, whose head was buried lower, said softly with her face burning like fire.

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