For a long time, neither of them spoke.

Hu Yifan was speechless and depressed, and Erlang God was speechless.

The atmosphere was awkward.

After all, Hu Yifan was thick-skinned enough to take the lead in speaking, breaking the awkward atmosphere between the two.

"Brother Lang, secretly filming is not a felony in Heavenly Court, right?"

Hu Yifan asked with great concern, "Does the fairy blame you?"

Hu Yifan didn't open any pot and mentioned which pot, this time, Erlang God was even more embarrassed, and he ignored him even more.

The god no longer cares, but Bajie comes to apply for friends.

Looking at the friend application in the address book, Hu Yifan hurriedly clicked to confirm.

After a while, Zhu Bajie sent a message.

"The Western Holy Sect is coming, will the Immortals participate in this Heavenly Court Self-Defense Counterattack Organized by Tai Bai Xing?"

Western Holy Religion?

A counterattack in self-defense?

Could it be that the gods also grab turf and fight?

Hu Yifan's heart tightened, and he asked suspiciously: "Such a big matter, why is there no one in the group to discuss it?"

Zhu Bajie said: "The news of the self-defense counterattack is still only known to a few high-ranking clergy, and it won't be long before someone in the group will discuss it." My old pig knows that Shangxian and Brother Monkey have a good relationship, but there is just a small misunderstanding for the time being, so I will inform you first. ”

Hu Yifan nodded and asked, "I'm tired." Bajie, are you participating?"

Zhu Bajie said: "Of course! The Western Holy Sect has deceived people too much, we have fought with them over the years, and we have lost a lot, if we don't kill and maim those bullshit angels this time, what qualifications will we have to accept mortal worship in the future?!"

Zhu Bajie replied domineeringly, so that Hu Yifan was not puzzled.

Nima, is this still the Zhu Bajie that Lao Tzu is familiar with?

Hu Yifan even wondered if he opened WeChat in the wrong way and hallucinated.

Zhu Bajie in "Journey to the West" is a lazy, selfish, timid, love to take advantage of the small, cheap, greedy for women, often confused by the beauty of monsters, and it is difficult to distinguish the strange existence of the enemy from me, how can he be so righteous Ling Ran?

Could it be that this is the most real side of Zhu Bajie?

"The Eight Commandments Daoist is really noble!

Hu Yifan did not hesitate to praise him, and his sycophants also came from the bottom of his heart.

"Shangxian praises falsely, Bajie really doesn't dare to be!" Zhu Bajie said modestly.

"How powerful the Western Holy Sect is, I can't imagine that Daoist friends actually volunteered, which makes Xiaoxian so unimpressed, the word brave is well deserved, and Daoists don't have to be humble. Hu Yifan continued to tout.

"Hehe, my old pig is actually not as good as the immortals!" Zhu Bajie continued to say modestly.

"Heavenly court is in trouble, Bajie understands righteousness and is brave to be a pioneer, this kind of courage, this responsibility, is really a model among the immortals!"

"The praise of the immortals made my old pig embarrassed. ”

What a good Zhu Bajie!

Courageous, responsible, and so humble!

Hu Yifan sighed in his heart, and couldn't bear to expose it: "Brother Monkey, don't pretend, is it you?"

"Heh, how did you find out about my old grandson?" Sun Wukong said curiously, "Do you also pinch your fingers and calculate such a spell?"

Hearing this, Hu Yifan rolled his eyes violently, and his heart was full of emotion.

Nima, isn't that obvious?

Zhu Bajie's guy is flirting with Chang'e in the group every day, and Lao Tzu has already figured out his temperament.

Besides, in the entire Heavenly Court, except for your grandson monkey, who has no heart and lungs, is brave and ruthless, and likes to fight, what other immortal would be stupid and forced to volunteer to go to the front line as cannon fodder?

The corners of Hu Yifan's mouth hooked up with a smile, and he said excitedly: "Brother Monkey, have you finally forgiven your little brother?"

Regarding Hu Yifan's question, Sun Wukong did not answer.

Maybe the face of the great sage is still a little indelible.

Fortunately, Hu Yifan is thick-skinned enough.

I saw him snap out a long paragraph of text.

"Brother Monkey, Heavenly Court is in trouble, it is incumbent upon us and the gods to do so! Junior Brother will step up his cultivation now! It's just that Junior Brother is in the Tribulation Period, his mana is unstable, and there are not many spells to kill the enemy and save his life. ”

"Hey, it's really hateful to have the intention to kill the enemy and have no power to return to the sky! Brother Monkey, do you have a solution?"

"Brother Monkey, if the younger brother kills more enemies and protects his life, then he can definitely kill a few more enemies from the West and make his due contribution to the defense of Heavenly Court. ”

"Brother Monkey, if you don't have an immortal method, you can attack a magic weapon, but the younger brother doesn't actually pick it. ”

......

"Brother Fan, after saying so much, are you asking for a red envelope?"

"Brother Monkey, you're right!"

"Brother Fan, you are still as shameless as ever. ”

"Brother Monkey, the younger brother is also thinking about the safety of Heavenly Court. ”

......

Hu Yifan is as thick-skinned as the Great Wall, and such a good blackmail opportunity will naturally not be easily let go.

I don't know if Sun Wukong was moved by what Hu Yifan said, "Heaven is in trouble, and it is incumbent on us to wait for the gods!", or if he was grateful to him for helping him last time, and sent a red envelope very happily.

Bite.

Hu Yifan was trembling and hurriedly grabbed the red envelope.

View.

Pig Clan's Gratitude (Tenfold) X1.

Pig gratitude: Get this cheat, become the co-owner of the pig family, all pig people, regardless of purebred pigs, subbreed pigs, hybrid pigs, can talk to them, and can command the group of pigs.

Hu Yifan's face was black.

What the hell is this?

"Brother Monkey, did you send the wrong red envelope?"

"Shangxian, I am Zhu Bajie, Brother Monkey has already returned the mobile phone to my old pig. ”

"Did you send this red envelope?"

"Hmm. Zhu Bajie nodded, and said: "Shangxian, this is the heaviest red envelope my old pig has given so far, and even Brother Monkey doesn't have such treatment." ”

Hu Yifan patted his forehead, so depressed that he wanted to cry.

However, think about it, Zhu Bajie, plucking his ears, spraying sticky salivation, dancing nails and palladium, and fighting the magic existence of the five scum, looking for him for spell cheats, isn't it a fate to ask for fish?

It is estimated that this is really the most awesome immortal method he thinks he has.

After eating turtles here with Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, Hu Yifan put his mind on the god again, and he didn't believe that he couldn't get a few decent treasures today.

Although the chat between the two was not smooth before, Hu Yifan still had the cheekiness to send a message to Erlangshen.

"Brother Lang, will you participate in the Heavenly Court's self-defense counterattack?"

At first, Erlang God didn't pay attention to Hu Yifan, until Hu Yifan said the following words.

"Brother Lang, or Brother Monkey understands the righteousness, and volunteers to protect the heavenly court, tsk, unlike other timid immortals, one by one, they are afraid to avoid it. ”

"Hmph!" Erlang God was annoyed, "Who said I wouldn't participate?"

"Brother Lang really participated?"

"Of course, it is the responsibility of the immortals to defend the heavenly court, and as a high-level priest of the heavenly court, my Erlang God should be brave enough to take the lead of the immortals!"

Hu Yifan said: "Xiaoxian also wants to make his due contribution to Heavenly Court, hey, but the mana is low, especially the attack method and magic weapon are too few!"

Erlang said: "How can a first-class immortal be so unbearable?" Brother, do you want a red envelope?"

Hu Yifan was embarrassed.

Unexpectedly, he also figured out his temperament.

I only heard Erlang God continue: "The self-defense counterattack is imminent, and learning spells will not quench your thirst, so Brother Lang will give you an attack weapon!"

Ding dong!

A huge red envelope appeared.

Hu Yifan crooked his mouth and hurriedly clicked open.

Silver Sword X1.

Silver Sword?

Such a name?

When Hu Yifan held a silver-white sword in his left hand, he couldn't believe that it was sent by the Heavenly Immortal Erlang God.

"Brother Lang, this is a sword, why is it lying on its stomach softly, like a rope?"

Erlang said: "Brother, don't underestimate this sword! Legend has it that this is the Jade Emperor's magic weapon of the immortal family." ”

Shit!

Erlang God's words, Hu Yifan didn't believe every word.

If it was the Jade Emperor's immortal magic weapon, would he give it to himself so generously with his character of picking out the gods?

Besides, is this a sword?

Hu Yifan held the silver sword, looked at the head of the sword and drooped to his cock, speechless for a while, this is so hard that it can't be hard, how can you kill people?

"Brother Lang, this sword can't be hard, how can you go into battle to kill the enemy?"

Erlang said: "Ignorance! This is a soft sword." ”

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