"Brother Lang, this sword can't be hard, how can you go into battle to kill the enemy?"

Erlang said: "Ignorance! This is a soft sword." ”

Erlang God may have been so angry by Hu Yifan's words that he sent three messages in a row.

Jiro God said: "When it's soft, it's not sharp at all, like useless waste." ”

Erlang God said: "When it is hard, the hair can be broken, the sharpness is abnormal, the dragon can be killed on the top, and the chicken can be killed at the bottom, like the Nine Heavens Divine Soldier." ”

Erlang God said: "What's even more rare is that it can be used as a trouser belt!"

Burst!

Hu Yifan just drank a sip of water and squirted it out directly.

"Since that's the case, it's going to be called *** in the future!" Hu Yifan muttered to himself with a silver sword, and then suddenly thought: "It seems that you have to wear tight pants in the future, otherwise before Lao Tzu can draw *** to kill, he will already show *** scary." ”

"Brother Lang, how do you make it hard, do you caress it?"

Erlang God said: "It's useless to touch, just pour mana." ”

When Hu Yifan heard this, he hurriedly ran his true qi and poured it into *** along his arm.

Scold!

There was a metallic sound breaking through the air.

Trumpet!

The wooden table is split in two.

", this is too sharp, isn't it?" Hu Yifan's eyes widened, "An immortal weapon is an immortal weapon, and it is indeed incomparable to modern industrial products." ”

"Brother Lang, my brother's storage bag was damaged some time ago, do you have any extra ones?"

In line with the principle of preferring to miss and not letting go, Hu Yifan was ruthless in blackmailing, and he didn't feel embarrassed at all.

also said seriously: "Brother Lang, the little brother's storage bags are all broken to fill those pastries for Brother Lang!"

Erlang said angrily: "Brother Fan, can you be more shameless?"

Filling some pastries can break the storage bag, Erlang God has lived for tens of thousands of years, and it is the first time I have heard of it.

"There's no storage bag, there's no way to hold pastries!" Hu Yifan sighed.

When Erlang God heard this, his eyes rolled sharply.

If you are careless in making friends, you will not be a lady when you meet someone!

Sighing, Erlang God carefully picked the worst one from the pile of storage rings in the cave mansion and sent it to Hu Yifan.

Ding dong!

A huge red envelope appeared on the mobile phone screen, and Hu Yifan hurriedly clicked OK.

An unsightly, dusty ring appeared in the palm of his left hand.

"Brother Lang, where is this antique unearthed?

"Brother Fan, this is a treasure. Jiro God replied.

Baby, your mother!

Hu Yifan really wanted to scold.

It must have been found out of some pile of garbage.

Hu Yifan rolled his eyes and had no choice but to accept his fate.

Yes, it's better than nothing.

Asked Erlang God how to use it, Hu Yifan hurriedly pulled out *** and cut his finger, squeezed out a drop of blood and dripped it on the storage ring.

As soon as the blood entered the ring, Hu Yifan's divine sense could immediately feel the huge space inside the ring.

", didn't Erlang Shen check it before he sent out the red envelope? Why are there so many stones piled up inside?"

Hu Yifan was holding a black stone in his hand, and he was speechless for a while.

At first glance, this black stone looks like anthracite.

"Could it be that the Heavenly Court Immortals also burn coal?" Hu Yifan wondered.

Before Hu Yifan could take a look, the little earthworm in the bird's nest suddenly appeared, and the letter he spit out suddenly grew old, and he swept away the stone and swallowed it.

"Stupid master, I even thought it was coal for burning fire!" The voice of the little earthworm appeared in Hu Yifan's mind, "This is the top spirit stone in the heavenly realm, I don't know how many immortal Daoists have broken their heads and bled for a small beating." ”

"What?"

Hu Yifan was so shocked that he was so shocked that he reached into the storage ring again, looked at the black stones piled up inside, and was so shocked that he couldn't speak for a long time.

Hu Yifan swallowed his saliva, unable to believe his good luck.

"Little earthworm, what's the use of this spirit stone?"

"Immortals are used for cultivation, and spiritual pets are used for upgrading. The little earthworm looked a little sluggish, "Master, the little earthworm swallowed one just now, and it is estimated that it is about to fall into a deep sleep......"

"Hey, little earthworm, you haven't told Lao Tzu how to use it for cultivation, hey......"

Looking at the red line snake that had fallen asleep, Hu Yifan was speechless for a while, halfway through his speech, and he was in a hurry to die.

In desperation, I had to hit the idea on the god.

As for how to ask Erlang God, Hu Yifan took a lot of brains, and said sideways: "Brother Lang, my brother has had some adventures recently, and he actually got a large piece of the best spirit stone. ”

Erlang God replied, "Oh, congratulations brother!"

Hu Yifan said: "Brother is blessed, how can he not share it with his eldest brother!"

After speaking, Hu Yifan sent a small piece over.

Erlang God said excitedly: "Good brother!"

Hu Yifan said: "Brother Lang, I heard that this superb spirit stone is too wasteful to cultivate with ordinary methods, and the younger brother wants to quickly improve his cultivation to participate in the self-defense counterattack, I don't know if my brother has a better method?"

Erlang Shen said: "The ordinary method really can't give full play to the maximum effect of the Wujin Spirit Stone, and it takes too long, Brother Lang just has a formation here, and if the formation is successfully placed in the position of the formation eye, you can get twice the result with half the effort." ”

After speaking, Erlang God sent the formation cheats over.

After Hu Yifan extracted it, his heart blossomed, and a small piece of black gold spirit stone was exchanged for a cultivation formation, and the transaction was worth it.

Hu Yifan has gained a lot today, and he is really happy in his heart, chatting with Erlang God for a while, and his restless mind turns to the fairy in the photo.

couldn't help but smile and said, "Brother Lang, the woman in the photo just now is so beautiful!"

Erlang God nodded and agreed: "Yes, Fairy Chang'e is the first beauty in Heavenly Court. ”

It turned out to be Chang'e, who Erlang God had been thinking about for a long time, no wonder she was so beautiful! However, could it be that the god of picking has not taken her down? Why did she still do such a dirty thing as secretly taking pictures obscenely?

Hu Yifan was puzzled, and hurriedly asked, "Is there a photo that Brother Lang took when he gave the pastries to Fairy Chang'e?"

Erlang God said: "Brother, brother is sorry for you!"

Isn't that me?

I'm not sorry for me, today you are so generous, Lao Tzu wants to give anything, and finally unexpectedly sent a bunch of top-grade spirit stones.

Hu Yifan had doubts in his heart.

Erlang said: "Brother, Brother Lang couldn't help himself today, and secretly took a photo of the fairy Chang'e, how did I expect to be noticed by the fairy, so brother, I immediately made a decision and hurriedly forwarded it to you, I want you to help me keep it." ”

Hu Yifan said with annoyance: "The time is too short, and when the little brother was about to save it, the message was withdrawn." ”

Erlang God said: "Yes, the fairy soon found out, not only took away my mobile phone, but also ......"

Hu Yifan said: "You also beat Brother Xun?"

Jiro Shinto: "Not only hit me, but also ......"

Hu Yifan said: "You also scolded Brother Lang?"

Jiro God said: "Not only scolded me, but also ......"

You're still spicy next door, can you finish it in one breath?

Hu Yifan scolded his mother in his heart, and said angrily: "Brother Hao, what else, can you finish it in one breath? ”

Erlang said: "Then Brother Xun said directly, brother, don't be angry." ”

Hu Yifan was even more speechless in his heart, he really wanted to scold: If there is a fart, let it go, if there is, pull it, rub a ball!

It's a pity that he doesn't have the courage now, so he had to suppress his anger and say: "Brother Lang, don't worry, brother will never be angry." ”

Erlang said: "At that time, the situation was very critical, with the temperament of Fairy Chang'e, he would definitely turn his face to me, in order to divert the attention of the fairy, in order to let the fairy dissipate his anger, Brother Lang had an idea, poured out all the pastries sent by his brother, and piled them at the fairy's feet. ”

Hu Yifan said: "And then?"

Erlang God said: "Then I will confess honestly, saying that brother, you used these pastries to bribe me and asked me to secretly photograph her." ”

Hu Yifan said: "Erlang God, hold the grass Nima spicy next door!"

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