Text Chapter 38: Catch monsters for free food (three watches)
After eating, Taigong said, "Elder Sun, I still have dozens of family members under my command, ready for you to send at any time." ”
Wukong replied: "Do you need to make it so big to fight monsters in a group?" I tell you, I can fight such monsters alone!"
Taigong was suspicious, and immediately led Wukong to the backyard, but the courtyard door was locked.
"My daughter is locked up in the attic. ”
After listening to this, Wukong smashed it with a stick and smashed the courtyard door.
Too fair: "Elder, it's all up to you this time." ”
Goku asked, "You're not going in?"
Taigong said strangely: "You catch monsters, what do you want me to do in there?"
Wukong said: "You have to go in, otherwise how can your daughter trust me?"
It's too fair: "There are monsters inside!"
Wukong said unhappily: "You can't believe me, can you?"
Too fair: "Want to hear the truth?"
Wukong said: "Tell the truth!"
Too fair: "I'm afraid you can't beat him." ”
Wukong took out the golden hoop stick and shook the mouth of the bowl: "You should believe it, right?"
Taigong's eyes lit up, and he exclaimed, "What is this!"
Wukong said: "Haven't you seen it, right? This is a super artifact!"
Taigong was inexplicable: "What the hell is the artifact?"
Wukong said: "Fei so many words! The artifact is used to fight monsters, specializing in fighting all kinds of monsters!"
Taigong had no choice but to enter the courtyard and shouted to the attic: "Monster, I'm looking for a mage to subdue you!"
A woman's exclamation came from the attic: "Husband, run, my father has asked the mage to catch you!"
The attic is crooked!
Collapse!
Well, let's rebuild the building:
Cuilan heard the call, hurriedly went downstairs, and grabbed Mrs. Gao, "Dad!" and "Dad!" and cried non-stop.
Wukong said: "Hold back your cry, hold back your cry! Tell me where the monster is." ”
Cuilan only cared about sadness, didn't pay attention to Wukong's appearance, but was not frightened, but hid in Taigong's arms and said: "He has always been in the clouds and fog during this time, and every night, he only goes back to the attic to rest, and now he doesn't know where to go." ”
Wukong said: "That's good, that's good, Lao Gao, you take your daughter to go first, and I'll wait for that goblin here." ”
The princess thanked him again and again, and took his daughter to avoid it.
Wukong remembered the Bodhisattva's teachings that he couldn't do anything blindly and that he needed to talk about strategy, so he changed into Cuilan's appearance and sat alone in the room, waiting for the goblin.
After waiting for more than two hours, suddenly a gust of wind came, flying sand and rocks, and Wukong knew that it was that word.
A moment later, I saw a fairy push the door open. This monster has a long mouth and big ears, a black face and short hair, and is like a pig brother.
Wukong pretended to be sick and lay on the bed humming and chirping.
The monster climbed on the bed and hugged him, and he was about to kiss him, but Wukong was not polite, and kicked him out of bed with a single move.
The monster asked, "What's wrong today, is it because I'm late?"
Wukong said: "No." ”
The monster said, "If you don't blame me, why did you kick me down?"
Wukong said: "The Lun family is a little unwell, but you rush in to kiss, I don't kick you, who should I kick?"
The monster asked with concern, "Don't you have a cold, right?"
Wukong said: "I don't know, it's just that my body is weak and I don't want to move." ”
The monster was pleasantly surprised: "It can't be that I'm pregnant!"
Wukong said angrily: "Pregnant with you, get out of the way, don't bother me!"
The monster is also honest, and consciously went to sleep on the couch voluntarily.
After a while, Wukong said, "Do you know that my father has gone to ask the mage and said that he is coming to arrest you. ”
The monster said, "What are you doing with me? I work as a coolie in your house, moving bricks and tiles, plowing the fields and raking the land, and there is no merit and hard work, right? Now that your father sees that his family is well-off, he wants to cross the river and tear down the bridge?"
Wukong said: "You originally looked like a peugeot, but now you have a monster face, and my father feels that he has lost his dignity and can't see his relatives." Usually you come and go in the clouds and fog, and the people in the Zhuangzi say that your origin is unknown, so there are many rumors and rumors. You say, how can my father get by on face?"
How did the monster know that Wukong was tricking him, so he confessed 1510: "Although I am ugly, it is not difficult to become handsome." As for my origin, I have said it before, my name is Zhu Gangguan, I live in Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain, and I have no father, mother, or brother. These are all truths, what else does your daddy want to hear?"
Wukong secretly rejoiced in his heart: "This idiot, he doesn't need to be tortured to do it all." Now that you know where to live, it's easy to do. ”
Then he said, "But father, he is determined to take you." ”
The strange smile said: "Little case! I have thirty-six changes in the old pig, and I have an artifact nine-toothed nail rake, and I am always cheating! Hehe, even if your father can invite the Nine Heavens Demon Ancestor to come, it will still be my old acquaintance." ”
Wukong said: "Nine Heavens Demon Ancestor, I haven't heard of it!"
The monster said, "Isn't this the end?" The goods that your father can invite are only three or five kittens and dogs, how can I get your husband and me?"
Wukong said: "But I heard that this time he invited a person surnamed Sun from the Great Chaos Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago to get you." Listening to him, this surnamed Sun is also a bad guy. ”
The youkai exclaimed, "Impossible!"
Wukong said: "Yes, I am also thinking, how can there be such a capable person in this world." Even if there were, my dad wouldn't be able to invite him, don't you say?"
The monster suddenly shook his head and said, "No, no. Your father has no reason to know about this monkey, I think there is definitely something wrong with this. ”
Goku asked, "What could be the problem?"
The monster said: "I can't figure it out for a while, but there must be something wrong! No, no, it seems that the two of us can't do it!"
Wukong said: "Why can't you do it?"
The strange said: "That Havoc Heavenly Palace's Bi Ma Wen is a big killer, I can't get him old pig, if he really comes, I can only flash people." As he spoke, he put on his clothes and was about to slip away.
Wukong grabbed him and said with his true face: "Since you're here, why did you leave so quickly!"
The monster turned his head and saw Wukong's fiery eyes, a thunderous face, where he still didn't know who he was!
Frightened, he ripped through his clothes and turned into a gust of wind and ran away, followed by Goku.
In terms of speed, there is no place to compare to Goku. After a while, he was rushed to the front by Wukong and hit him with a stick.
The monster had no choice but to turn around and fight. Wukong shouted: "Splash monster, where are you a demon, how do you know my name?"
The strange said: "Okay, you are a Bi Ma Wen, you beat the mandarin ducks, the bad guy marries, this is the lack of great virtue, aren't you afraid of having a son in the future?"
Wukong smiled: "I've never been interested in women, I'm still a child, you don't use this kind of words to bluff me." ”
The monster said, "Do you really want to kill them all?"
Wukong said: "You kidnap and coerce women from good families, it's a great crime, I will eat you today!"
The strange said: "Gao Cuilan and I are a legal husband and wife, and the certificates are complete, don't wronged me, be careful that I sue you for slander." ”
Wukong sneered: "You change your appearance and cheat on the marriage." Even if you sue heaven, you will be the one who is to blame. ”
The monster said: "Don't use Heaven to scare me, I dare to tease Chang'e, what else do you dare not do?"
Wukong said: "Is it really fake? Just your pig brother statue, and you still have the courage to tease Chang'e?"
The monster said: "Old pig, I was originally the marshal of Tianpeng in the heavenly court, and I am still a great man. It was only later that he was demoted to the lower realm and mistakenly cast a pig fetus to produce this appearance. Let's not talk about the eldest brother, just your Lei Gong face, don't laugh at me. ”
Wukong said: "It turns out that your pig's head is the lower realm of the canopy water god, no wonder you know my name." ”
The monster said again: "Back then, you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and even I was implicated. Now you're chasing me again, you're trying to force me to death!"
Wukong smiled: "I'll force you, what can you do?"
The monster said angrily: "Old pig, I'll fight with you!
Wukong was also not polite, and started to fight with the baton, and the two scolded each other while fighting. This battle lasted for three hours, and it was also a win-or-loser.
The monster said: "I've been fighting all night, and I can't tell the winner, and now I'm going back to make up for a beauty sleep. He turned into a gust of wind and flew back to the cave.
Wukong chased to the door, only to see that the door of the house was closed, and the monster did not come out.
Wukong said in his heart: "It seems that I am still impatient." If you put a little more thought into it and make a careful plan, you might be able to take this monster. ”
Wukong scolded for a while, but there was no movement, so he had to return to Gao Laozhuang.
Xuanzang had already gotten up and was chatting with Taigong. When he saw Wukong returning, he asked, "Wukong, have you taken the goblin?"
Wukong said: "Report to Master, that monster is not an ordinary monster, but the Marshal of Heavenly Court. I've found his whereabouts, but I haven't returned overnight, and I miss Master, so I'll come back and report to you. ”
Too fair: "The elder is so blessed to have accepted such a filial apprentice." ”
Xuanzang said: "Don't listen to his nonsense, this monkey probably hasn't beaten that monster, so he found this excuse." ”
Tai Gong said: "Now the monster is gone, but what if he comes back to make trouble as soon as you leave?" The elder must think of a proper way for the little old man." ”
Wukong said: "Old Gao, I think this monster is quite good to your Gao family." He was diligent and capable, but he ate a little more. If he returns, you will simply recognize him as a son-in-law. ”
It's too fair: "No, no, no, now the people in the village are laughing at me for recruiting a monster as my son-in-law! ”
Xuanzang said: "Wukong, as the saying goes: To save people, you must save thoroughly, and send the Buddha to the west! Since you have intervened in this matter, you should help Taigong take the monster." ”
Wukong said: "Master opened his mouth, and he should obey." After I finished eating, I went to find the bad luck of that monster again. ”
The prince was overjoyed, and immediately ordered someone to prepare a meal, and asked someone to prepare some forage to feed the horses.
As Goku eats his meal, he ponders how to calculate the monster. The monster has no relatives or friends, how can he be fooled?
After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't come up with a clue, so he just didn't want to do it and just improvise.
After eating fasting, Wukong was a cloud head again, and went straight to the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain.
When he arrived at the door, he scolded again: "That bud pig fed by concentrate feed, come out and have a fight with Lao Sun!"