Text Chapter 39: Male No. 3 returns to the team

The monster was sleeping soundly when he was woken up by a burst of scolding.

When he heard Wukong scolding him for growing up eating feed, he suddenly fell asleep!

I couldn't take care of it so much, the monster lifted the nail rake, and scolded when he went out: "Why are you so entangled in this Bi Ma Wen." I don't even want a daughter-in-law anymore, and you still refuse to let me go?"

Wukong smiled: "Are you really going to die, you idiot? If I leave, you will probably go to Gao Laozhuang to stir up the wind and rain." I have promised that Gao Taigong to get rid of your bane for him!"

The monster said: "I see that you are a dog and a mouse meddling! I am intimate with my daughter-in-law, what kind of fun are you running to join, do you want to be a third party to intervene!"

Wukong said: "I will take care of this idle matter, Lao Sun!"

The monster said: "Since you have to force me, then I will also go out and see me build nine eyes and eighteen holes to kill you!"

Wukong said: "Cut, who can't say big words! I'll just stand here and let you build a few pounds to try!" After speaking, he really didn't move, straightened his head, and waited for the hammer to come over.

The monster used the strength to eat milk to build more than a dozen pounds, but he didn't interrupt Wukong's hair.

The monster panted and said, "Sun Monkey, you can't force me anymore! If you force me again, I'm really in a hurry!"

Wukong laughed and said, "You've said this several times, can you have something fresh?"

The monster said, "Believe it or not, I'll go find a helper right away." ”

Wukong said strangely: "Could it be that you still have another good relationship?"

The monster said in a loud voice: "I'll tell you the truth, Guanyin Bodhisattva arranged for me to wait here for the Heavenly Mandate of the Buddha Gate to learn scriptures, and I am now covered by the Buddha Gate! Sun Monkey, now please answer me loudly, are you afraid!"

When Wukong heard this, he suddenly thought: "I have been fighting this monster for so long, why did I forget about the code? It seems that this pig's head is the apprentice that the Buddha arranged for the master." ”

So he shouted loudly: "Pig's head! The scripture taker has already come to Gao Laozhuang, and I am his chief bodyguard and senior assistant! If you are really arranged by the Bodhisattva, why don't you go to Gao Laozhuang to meet the scripture taker?"

The monster exclaimed, "Is this true?"

Wukong said: "I lied to you to do something. I was also instructed by the Bodhisattva to protect him on his journey west to learn scriptures. This scripture taker is called Tang Xuanzang, who came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Territory. ”

The monster said: "That's right, it's really from the East Soil." Hey, the people who learned the scriptures are here, and my happy days are coming to an end. ”

Wukong said: "Since this is the case, then don't be verbose, and come with me to see the master." ”

The monster was helpless, so he had to carry a nail rake and prepare to go back to Gao Laozhuang. Goku shouted, "Stop!"

The monster said, "What's the matter, didn't you tell me to find someone to learn the scriptures?"

Wukong said: "It's not like this. ”

The monster said, "Then how do you go there?" ”

Wukong said: "You huddle up and wait for me to wrap it." ”

Alas, who called this monkey head the senior brother of the first door. The monster had no choice but to do so.

Wukong conjured a hemp rope, tied the monster into a zongzi with three strokes and five divisions, and set fire to the cave by the way. Everything stopped, grabbed the monster's big ears, and went back to Gao Laozhuang.

Along the way, the monster kept begging for mercy: "Senior brother, senior brother, start lightly, your ears are about to fall off." ”

Wukong smiled: "It's no wonder to me, who told you to be reincarnated as a pig and give birth to such a big pair of attractive ears? ”

Back at Taigong's residence, Wukong pressed the cloud head, called Master, and untied the monster with his hand, and ordered him to kowtow to Xuanzang. Xuanzang was also overjoyed when he saw that the monster had been caught.

Wukong said, "Congratulations Master! Congratulations Master, your second apprentice has returned to the team!"

Xuanzang looked at it, but it was a pig monster with a fat head and big ears, and said in his heart: "This Buddha is too trouble-free." I said I wanted to find an ugly apprentice, and he just pulled a pig to deal with me!"

So he said, "I don't lack apprentices." Could it be that the Bodhisattva was afraid that I would be hungry along the way, so he prepared rations for me? But the poor monks have always been vegetarians. ”

The monster trembled, and hurriedly said: "Master, the Bodhisattva didn't say that, she asked me to be your apprentice!"

Xuanzang said: "What is the evidence?"

The monster said: "The Bodhisattva passed by here back then and instructed me to protect you from going west. She gave me the Dharma name Wu Neng, and said that you would come from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. ”

Xuanzang said: "Well, I am indeed from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. But since you are waiting for me here, why do you break the sexual precept and harass the daughter of the princess?"

Wu Neng said: "The Bodhisattva said that you would only arrive in two or three years, but I have waited for more than ten years and have not heard from you, and I don't know if you will come." Later, when I saw my father-in-law's marriage advertisement, I saw that his desire for a son-in-law was very sincere, so I reluctantly helped him in the great spirit of saving the suffering. Didn't the Buddha say: It is convenient for others to be convenient for oneself. I am also responding to the Buddha's call with practical actions!"

Wukong smiled: "Look at your stupid and stupid rammer, your mouth is quite able to speak." Obviously, you are a traitor and a criminal and have violated the great precepts of Buddhism, but you have come here to argue, are you a three-year-old child as a master?"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, the hungry ghost in this color is the best at causing trouble, and he can't be collected by the teacher." You just pull him out and castrate, just use it as your mount. In the future, both my master and apprentice have mounts, which will save a lot of trouble on the road. ”

Wu Neng knelt on the ground with a snap, kowtowing like pounding garlic, it was really tears like rain. I only heard him say: "Master, it's the disciple who is wrong, and I won't dare to do it again." For the sake of me waiting for you for more than ten years, spare me. ”

Xuanzang asked, "Do you really know it's wrong?"

Wu Neng said: "I know that I am wrong, I know that I am wrong!"

Xuanzang said: "Okay then." Thinking of the love that you have been waiting for me for more than ten years, I spare you this time. Wukong, let's castrate him and blast him away. ”

Wu Neng thought to himself: "I have been safe and quiet in the past ten years, purely because there is a Bodhisattva covering it and the Buddha door covering it. If this scripture taker doesn't want me as an apprentice, then the Dharma name of this enlightenment will naturally not be kept. If that's the case, even if the heavens and the earth are big, how can I have a place to live?"

Wu Neng thought of this, and kowtowed like pounding garlic again: "Master, the disciple committed two crimes, all because he drank a few more cups. Now I promise that I will never drink alcohol again in the future, and I promise not to cause trouble for you, so you can take me in the face of the Bodhisattva. ”

Xuanzang then said: "The Bodhisattva agreed to accept it, so I can't object." Since you want to quit drinking, then quit everything you should quit, and I dare to accept you. ”

Wu Neng promised with a mouthful of words: "Quit, quit!"

Xuanzang said: "Okay, I'll give you another name, called Bajie." ”

Wu Neng muttered: "I even admit incompetence, and now there are more than eight precepts, so it doesn't matter." So he nodded yes.

Gao Taigong was overjoyed to see that the monster had been subdued and the troubles had been eliminated. He hurriedly greeted the servants, rectified the fasting offerings, and entertained Xuanzang and the others.

Bajie grabbed Mrs. Gao and said, "Old man, take this opportunity to eat, you call my daughter-in-law out and say hello to my master and brother." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, how did you promise the master just now?"

Bajie said: "Actually, I also have good intentions. You said that this way west, if there is a woman who sews and mends, cooks and cooks, isn't it very convenient?

Xuanzang reprimanded: "You idiot doesn't know anything! Our monks are out of the house, and when we are hungry, we are all fateful, so who do we want to cook?" As for the clothes that are torn, they can be bought with money. To be a teacher is to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures at the behest of the Tang King, and he can lack anything, but he is not short of money. ”

Wukong also said: "Lao Sun, I have opened my own hall, although I have been suppressed by the Buddha for five hundred years, but he has not confiscated my personal property, so I am not short of money to spend." ”

Bajie Qi said: "Since there is no shortage of money, why do you want to turn your fate?"

Wukong said: "Don't you think you need to think about the problem? When you encounter a place where you can't go to the village and don't have a store, what do you eat? As long as you encounter a town, Master and I are all in a restaurant." ”

After hearing this, Bajie burst into tears and said: "Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering, you are really merciful and compassionate, and you even introduced me to a local tyrant sightseeing group." Think about how miserable I was in the past, I was chased and killed by a group of earth immortals for hundreds of years, and I had to run away every once in a while, and I never had the money to go to the restaurant!"

Wukong said strangely: "What are those earth immortals doing chasing you, could it be that you have done something that people and gods are angry about?"

Bajie blushed and said: "It's not for Chang'e's business, I will have a chance to talk to you in detail in the future, there are many people now, I'm embarrassed to say." ”

Wukong said: "I can't see it, you are still a person with a story." It's really miserable to be a monster and do your job. The most strange thing is that you can still mix in the Nether Realm for hundreds of years, you are really a talent!"

Bajie said: "Senior brother, don't mention this kind of troublesome matter again, I'm panicked." ”

Wukong thought about it, didn't he have a lot of troubles? Don't say it, don't say it, it's all tears when you think about it. So he said: "There is no need to mention the past, everything is arranged by the master." ”

Xuanzang said: "In the future, Wukong will be your senior brother, and you will be the second junior brother, follow me westward, and I will not be hungry." ”

Bajie: "Everything is arranged by the master, and I will never mention the matter of bringing my family members in the future." ”

When Gao Taigong heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and hurriedly beckoned the master and apprentice to sit down and have a full meal.

After eating the fasting meal, the prince offered another 200 taels of silver, and Xuanzang insisted on refusing it. Wukong stepped forward, grabbed a handful of silver and handed it to Gao Cai and said: "Gao Cai, I have clear grievances, thank you for guiding me yesterday, this money is used to buy a pair of straw sandals to wear, and the right is your running expenses." In the future, if you encounter this kind of monster hunting, you have to inform me in time. ”

Gao Cai thought to himself: "This is a lot of silver, not to mention buying straw sandals, it is enough to buy a daughter-in-law." So he took the money and thanked him with joy.

So everyone gossiped some more, and the master and apprentice prepared their luggage and horses, and set off again.

Bajie went out to see Ryoma, and couldn't help but be surprised: "Hey, it's actually a big red deer, it's still black, it's weird." As he spoke, he wanted to touch Ryoma.

Who knew that Ryoma raised his hind hooves, kicked over, and kicked Bajie to the ground.

Bajie said: "This beast has a lot of strength, could it be some kind of desolate alien species?"

Wukong whispered to him: "Who told you to stand behind him, who should you kick if he doesn't kick you?" This horse is not ordinary, he was originally the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and he was instructed by the Bodhisattva to protect the master to learn the scriptures. Just because he was too handsome, the master didn't like it, so he let him change into a horse as a mount. ”

Bajie said: "No wonder Master said just now that he wanted me to be your mount, he dared to be jealous that I was too handsome." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, Lao Sun, I used to come and go in the clouds and fog, and I had very little time to walk. But since following the master, I have traveled all the way, and I am worried that the boots are about to wear out, and now I finally have a landing. ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, you said such a lot of words, I can hear me in the clouds. What do you mean by that?"

Wukong said viciously: "I just want to say, your skin is thick enough, just take it off and make me a pair of boots to wear!"

While the two were arguing, Xuanzang said, "Why don't you hurry up and prepare to travel, what are you doing here?"

Wukong said: "Master, I have picked this luggage for thousands of miles, and now I ask my junior brother to pick it, and he is not happy to live or die." ”

Without waiting for Xuanzang to speak, Bajie immediately said: "Master, senior brother, he is playing with me, don't listen to his nonsense." After saying that, he turned the nine-toothed nail rake into a flat burden, picked up the luggage and left.

Xuanzang then said goodbye to Taixuan, Wukong helped the master to get on the horse, and the three of them threw themselves to the west.