Chapter 003: Resurrection Pill
started with 100,000 yuan, and Hu Yifan settled down.
At this time, he naturally had a lot of questions, such as why did the God of Wealth suddenly pull himself into the group? For example, he is the only one in the whole earth who has a group of immortals? For example, there are really immortals in this world, why do immortals also play WeChat?
Fortunately, he has always had a big nerve, he didn't die at the tip of the horns, he came to be safe, all roads lead to Rome, and the road rolls over the, anyway, there is one thing he is extremely sure of, certain, and certain - Lao Tzu will be developed from now on!
With such an artifact in hand, he Hu Yifan is not mixed into a small town figure, a celebrity figure in Jiangcheng, an outstanding youth in Northern Province, a moving Chinese character, and the top ten young people in the United Nations, then he really lost the face of all the immortals in the group - damn, Lao Tzu is a great existence that has robbed the fairy things!
"Jing'er, let's go, Brother Fan invites you to have a good meal in the town!" Hu Yifan, who had just felt a little nouveau riche, was in high spirits, and before he finished speaking, he took Lin Jing's little hand and walked towards the most famous restaurant in the town.
Most of the mountain towns in Jiangcheng have developed well in recent years, with the establishment of Jiangcheng national central city, the government has accelerated the development of the secondary industry, and in a few years, a lot of farmland has been encircled to engage in industrial development zones, many villagers have become rich overnight because of demolition, making the town more and more prosperous, and those who are active are because of the demolition money, get the first start-up capital for career development, start from a small business, the business is getting bigger and bigger, and become a multimillionaire, the Ye family compound in the town is one of the most famous examples.
Yejia Courtyard specializes in farmhouse business, and in recent years, it has become larger and larger, and has gradually become the most famous resort hotel in Jiangcheng with the theme of experiencing pure farmhouse flavor.
Of course, the price of vegetables has naturally risen, and it is not something that ordinary people can afford.
In the past, Hu Yifan was just looking outside, and he was addicted to it, but it was a luxury to come in and consume!
"Now, Lao Tzu is rich!" Hu Yifan touched the cash bag on his chest, and secretly thought, "And this money is robbed for nothing, not spent for nothing, spent to rob the house......!"
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Even during the Spring Festival, all kinds of luxury cars are still parked in front of the Ye family's compound, among which there are many foreign license plates.
"Brother Yifan, it's too expensive here, otherwise, let's go eat barbecue, I'll invite you!" Lin Jing looked at the glittering golden signboard in the Ye family's compound and said thoughtfully.
As a local native, she knows the consumption level of the Ye family's compound.
"What are you afraid of, Jing'er, Brother Fan is not short of money, I am happy today, Brother invites you to have a good meal!" Hu Yifan proudly patted the money bag with a bulging chest, and said to Lin Jing coquettishly: " Besides, you were admitted to university last year, and I haven't celebrated for you yet, thinking about the past, the years were sad, a generation of Tianjiao Genghis Khan, uh, no, I think back then, you followed my ass every day and I gave you a lecture, how can I say that you are also half of my student, the student is so capable, and I am also quite accomplished as a teacher, well, it's decided, let's go to the Ye family compound today to be corrupt and corrupt!"
After speaking, Hu Yifan pulled Lin Jing inside.
Pulled Lin Jing into the box, and when the dishes were intervening, Hu Yifan took out his mobile phone again, even if Lin Meiren was on the side, he couldn't appreciate it, and opened the "Heavenly Court Immortals Work Exchange Group" to sit and wait for a certain immortal to send red envelopes again.
It seems that the immortals are also very bored, they are very idle, the group chats quite hotly, and there is a lot of wild gossip.
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"The Generalissimo invites Sister Moon to join the Heavenly Court Immortals Work Exchange Group"
"Sister Moon and other people in the group are not WeChat friends, please pay attention to privacy and security"
Generalissimo: @嫦娥, Howling Dog, change your name, as a dog, you have to have a dog character, dog character, and dog morality, how can Chang'e Fairy be called by you as a brute@月亮姐姐?
Chang'e: Wang! Wang!
Generalissimo: @嫦娥, Wang, your sister, talk about people! You Wang, believe it or not, I picked your dog's skin!
Sister Moon: @大元帅, it's okay, @嫦娥想叫什么就叫什么吧, the name is just a code name, for example, I'll call Sister Moon now, hehe! [shame] [shame] [shame]
Generalissimo: Well, Sister Moon is good to listen to, but the Howling Sky Dog must be renamed, not Chang'e!
Please call me Daddy Pig: @大元帅, change your sister, Lao Tzu has changed his name, call him Dad!
Generalissimo: Erlang God, your mother's !!
Please call me Daddy Pig: @大元帅, call Daddy!
Chang'e: Wang! Wang!
Generalissimo: I'll rub!
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Seeing that the two sides were full of gunpowder, and there was a possibility of upgrading the dry frame immediately, the group leader spoke too platinumly.
Tai Bai Xing: Say important things three times! @所有人, all fairy friends have changed back to their original names, and those who do not change their names within ten breaths will be kicked out of this group!@所有人, all fairy friends will be kicked back to their original names, and those who will not change their names within ten breaths will be kicked out of this group!@所有人, all fairy friends will be changed back to their original names, and those who will not change their names within ten breaths will be kicked out of this group!
Tai Bai Xing is the leader of the group, and his position in the heavenly court is the special envoy of the Jade Emperor, his status is extremely lofty, there are very few people who can win the respect of Sun Wukong in "Journey to the West", even the Jade Emperor also calls the Jade Emperor Lao'er, only Guanyin Bodhisattva and Tai Bai Xing let him respect, which shows the strength and skill of Tai Bai Xing.
Tai Bai Xing asked the immortals in the group to change back to their original names, and the immortals from all walks of life could only do so.
Change your real name?
Hu Yifan felt distressed for a while, so he had to pretend to be stupid, staring at the mobile phone screen with his eyes, for fear that he would not recognize and kick out of the group.
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Erlang God: Actually, I still like the sullen name of "Please call me Brother Lang" in my heart, which is more in line with my ideal, powerful, connotative, and temperamental temperament, hey, it's a pity!
Zhu Bajie: @嫦娥, it's a pity that Sister Moon is a good name.
Chang'e: Wang! Wang!
Zhu Bajie: Sister Wang, @太白金星, group leader, kicked this mad dog, it didn't change its name!
Tai Bai Xing: Kick! @所有人, the immortal friends who haven't changed back to their real names, those who don't change their names within ten breaths will be kicked out of this group!
Zhu Bajie: The group leader is wise! The group leader is wise! The dog thing that Xiaotian Dog has finally kicked away, in order to celebrate, my old pig is going to give out a red envelope! @嫦娥, are you ready?
Ding dong.
As soon as Zhu Bajie's voice fell, a huge red envelope appeared in the group.
Hu Yifan's eyes are quick, and when he goes up, he grabs - damn it, hurry up and grab things before he knows through it.
Fragrant Piglet X10.
Before he had time to check what this fragrant piglet was, a huge red envelope appeared in the group, Hu Yifan didn't want to think about it, so he grabbed it.
Ding dong.
Resurrection Pill X2.
Sure enough, the beauty was on the side, her luck was good, she grabbed two red envelopes one after another, Hu Yifan hugged the mobile phone and smiled, and his heart blossomed.
"Brother Yifan, what are you holding your mobile phone and smirking? The dishes are all up, hmph, don't you have anything to talk to me about? When you enter the box, you play with your mobile phone vigorously!" Lin Jing pursed her lips, and said to Hu Yifan with resentment in her eyes.
"Uh, I have something very important now, the situation is urgent, 100,000 urgent, quite anxious, uh, you eat first!" Hu Yifan snorted embarrassedly.
Since Zhu Bajie sent red envelopes, the group seems to have entered the red envelope solitaire mode, the immortals sent red envelopes one after another, and the Huiming Pill was robbed of Taishang Laojun, but there is a difference between people and immortals, specially, the speed of the immortals grabbing red envelopes is fast, and the next N red envelopes, Hu Yifan Mao did not grab them, and he was a little discouraged, so he had to give up, and instead clicked on the treasure box to check the effect of the fragrant piglet and the Huiming Pill.
Fragrant piglets: Pig breeds cultivated in the fairy world, with fast growth, delicious meat, and long-term food can strengthen the body!
Resurrection Pill: Taishang Laojun's unique secret system can save the lives of dying people!
Hiss!
Hu Yifan gasped fiercely, the products of the immortal family are not ordinary, especially this life pill, Nima is simply a priceless treasure.
Hu Yifan blossomed, and the smile on his face was as bright and beautiful as a chrysanthemum in full bloom.
It's developed!
"Brother Yifan, what are you smirking at while holding your phone?"
Lin Jing stretched out her head to see what was going on.
Hu Yifan was suddenly shocked when he heard this, this "Heavenly Court Immortals Work Exchange Group" is an SSSSS-level secret, and it is also quite unbelievable, it can't be explained, if Lin Jing knows, there may be some waves, so he hurriedly put down the mobile phone and quickly turned his head to Lin Jing.
It's just that this turn doesn't matter, coincidentally, his lips instantly stuck together with the cherry mouth that Lin Jing stretched out.
Kiss!
Looking at each other, both of them froze.
At this moment, the two of them were so close that Hu Yifan's old face could clearly feel the rapid heat exhaled from Lin Jing's nose.
"Ahem, ahem, an accident, an accident. Come, come, let's eat, let's eat!" Hu Yifan's old face turned rare and blushed, and he greeted awkwardly.
Nima, Lao Tzu has worked hard to maintain a pure virgin body for thirty years, and today he is finally no longer 100% pure, his first kiss was taken away, and now he can only barely maintain 80% purity.
Woo, woo, it's a pity that my precious virgin body!
However, the taste just now, damn it, I haven't had time to savor it yet!
It's a pity!
Hu Yifan thought with annoyance in his heart, and skimmed Lin Jing next to him, but saw that she was like a frightened rabbit, her plump breasts rose and fell rapidly, her head was buried low, and her neck was red, and she looked very cute.
"Brother Yifan, you are really necrotic!" Lin Jing said embarrassedly.
It took a long time for her to recover from her shocked and ashamed state, and she didn't say a word, picked up her chopsticks and ate the food in small bites, but her eyes didn't dare to look at Hu Yifan anymore.
Hu Yifan was also embarrassed, where did a thirty-year-old virgin have such an experience?
Neither of them spoke, and the atmosphere at the banquet was quite eerie.
Eerie and quiet!
At this moment, there was a commotion in the box next door!
"Director Wang, wake up, Director Wang, wake up, call an ambulance!"
"Hit 120! Hit 120!"
"Wei'er......"
A few eager shouts were heard.
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