Chapter Eighty-Five: Cursing Bricks
Since Qi Lin only had the right to use the Mark 2 once, the original illusory Mark 2 disappeared directly after completing this manufacturing, leaving only the things it made to fall to the ground.
Hearing the muffled sound of the thing falling to the ground, Qi Lin became more and more sure of his judgment, and he continued to ask the Happy Prince in disbelief, "This is definitely a brick." ”
After speaking, he didn't wait for the happy prince to answer, and directly picked up the suspected brick on the ground and looked at it carefully.
The Happy Prince also came forward to look at the brick, because it was made by Mark 2, so there was no information about this brick in the supermarket, and he couldn't tell what the origin of this brick was.
This east and west square is blue-gray as a whole, it looks like the blue bricks used to build houses in Huaxia a long time ago, when he was building a house in his hometown before, Qi Lin had come into contact with a lot of such things, and he felt that his judgment would definitely not be wrong.
Looking at the green brick, Qi Lin couldn't help but start to cry in his heart, his innate treasure, his Fantian seal, his cultivation method, there was nothing, Mark 2 actually made a brick for him.
Just when Qi Lin was sad, a trace of brilliance suddenly appeared on the green brick in his hand, and then three thin slits suddenly appeared on the long surface of the green brick, if you look closely, these three thin slits are arranged very neatly, like a pair of eyes and a mouth.
Seeing this scene, Qi Lin's desperate heart once again ignited a glimmer of hope, there was such a vision that this brick was definitely not simple, and he began to quickly recall what the treasure in the shape of the brick was.
However, Qi Lin and the Happy Prince studied it together for a long time, and apart from the appearance of three thin slits that appeared in what appeared to be their mouths and eyes, there were no other changes in this brick.
"What the is this!" Qi Lin even used the method of dripping blood to recognize the master, but the brick was as unchanged as the brick, and he couldn't suppress the irritability in his heart anymore, so he directly picked up the brick and smashed it on the ground.
There was a bang, and there was a muffled sound when the bricks hit the ground, and then before Qi Lin could react, he heard a small but clear voice.
"Oops, it hurts me to death! Who the smashed Lao Tzu, do you know what Lao Tzu's identity is, believe it or not, Lao Tzu told the boss, just let you be ashes!"
Then Qi Lin saw that the three thin slits on the bricks that had been smashed on the ground had already opened, and just as he judged, these three thin slits turned out to be the eyes and mouth of the slabs.
Although its eyes were not much bigger than the slit when they opened, at least Qi Lin could see its small dripping eyeballs, and the slit below that was used as a mouth was closing one by one, and the sound of speaking came from this slit.
After searching for a while, the brick found that only Qi Lin was present who could drop it, and it directly locked its eyes on Qi Lin, and then began to curse without stopping.
"My %Mother&*... Dry...*&... Grass...*... Day%*"
A series of swear words that a cheeky guy like Qi Lin couldn't listen to poured out of the slit of the brick's mouth.
Qi Lin, who had just been overjoyed by the reaction of the bricks, couldn't stand it a little when he heard this string of almost unrepeatable swear words, and his originally hot gaze slowly turned cold.
Then Qi Lin directly bent down and picked up the brick, rounded his arm, and in the midst of a series of curses and howls from the brick, he threw it directly to the ground.
There was another bang, and under Qi Lin's tremendous force, the slabs and bricks were directly set on the hard marble floor.
The material of the brick was absolutely extraordinary, and such a strong impact did not leave a trace on it.
"Oh, I'm grass! It really hurts, boy, Uncle Ben remembers you, you just look at it, even if it was Taishang Laojun, he didn't dare to touch Lao Tzu back then, and now you are a stinky boy who dares to smash Uncle Ben, you are finished, you are absolutely finished!"
Although there were no traces left on the body, Qi Lin was still secretly refreshed when he heard the screams of the bricks that he owed, but when he heard its next series of curses, Qi Lin didn't care about the name of Taishang Laojun who squirted out of its mouth, but directly picked it up again and began to round his arms and smash them on the ground.
All of a sudden, the sound of slamming bricks on the ground, the miserable howl of bricks, the sound of Qi Lin slamming his arms with all his might, and the incessant cursing sound came and went.
After a while, because he was pulling his arm too hard, Qi Lin felt that his elbow was sore, and the marble floor in the bedroom was even more potholes and never smoothed again, but there were still no scars on the bricks.
However, after so many times of vigorously hitting the ground, the brick seemed to be honest, and after Qi Lin smashed it twice in a row, he just howled miserably but didn't dare to continue cursing.
Just as Qi Lin picked it up again and was about to slash it on the ground again, the brick finally couldn't bear it anymore, and it howled wildly and began to beg for mercy.
"Big brother, I was wrong, you are my own brother, don't smash it, if you smash it again, I'll be broken!"
Hearing the bricks begging for mercy, Qi Lin slowly put down his hand, put the bricks in front of him, and glanced at the small eyes on the bricks, and then he smiled softly and said: "You don't even need honorifics to talk to your brother, it seems that you are not convinced!"
After speaking, without waiting for the brick to explain, he directly picked it up and smashed it to the ground.
This time, the brick didn't even care to scream, and it shouted in a trembling voice in the air: "Big brother, it's wrong, it's really wrong! You, you are my own brother! I don't talk cheap anymore, you can spare me." ”
At this time, Qi Lin's eyes showed a satisfied look, although he didn't know what the origin of this brick made by Mark 2 was, but judging from its ruffian-like performance, if he didn't subdue it this time, Qi Lin would have to worry about it in the future.
Picking up the brick from the ground, Qi Lin casually placed it on the table, and then asked with a posture of being ready to smash it again, "Convinced?"
Ban Brick blinked his little eyes vigorously and said, "Convinced, really convinced!"
"Well, that's fine, let's talk about your origins first. ”
To tell the truth, Qi Lin is really curious about the origin of the brick, judging from the reaction of this brick, it should have a complete sanity, and even the wisdom is not low, is such an existence really made by Mark 2 out of thin air?
mentioned his origin, the brick that had just been smashed and was a little unmotivated suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said with a look of a hundred times more energetic: "I ...... brick master"
Before he finished speaking, he found that Qi Lin had a tendency to stretch out his hand, so he quickly changed his mouth and said: "Little brick, I have a big background, my boss is Daozu Hongjun, back then, even the saints of Sanqing, Demon Emperor Taiyi Dijun, and Nuwa could only tremble under my obscenity!"
Qi Lin's eyebrows moved, just now he heard this brick say the name of Taishang Laojun, and now he heard the name of Daozu Hongjun, could it be that this brick really has an extraordinary origin.
Seeing Qi Lin's look of interest, the brick was even more excited, and the three thin seams on the brick could even form a pair of eyebrows.