Chapter Eighty-Six: Brick Master
As Qi Lin expected, this brick does have an extraordinary origin, and that is when Hongjun Dao Ancestor sanctified and preached.
At that time, there were gods and demons, demons and witches who listened to Hongjun's preaching, and in that era when the etiquette was not opened, although these guys were in awe of Hongjun's power, their free and loose nature still made the classroom discipline slightly chaotic.
Especially the people who first heard the avenue couldn't suppress the nature in their hearts, and the more Hongjun talked about the subtlety and profundity, the more noisy the students who listened to the lecture made Hongjun dislike.
You must know that even Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks when he heard that Bodhi Ancestor's sermon was subtle, not to mention that Hongjun Ancestor's Tao was countless times higher and deeper than Bodhi Daozu.
In addition, the people who can listen to the sermon in the wilderness are all innate gods and ancient demon gods who are born and raised, and they are all wilder than Sun Wukong.
Therefore, when preaching, from ,,, entire Zixiao Palace, it was almost a miasma, and even the suppression of the Hongjun Saints could not prevent the true nature of those powerful people from being revealed.
However, the Hongjun Sage is indeed very good, and while he is preaching, he condenses some floating dust and the like in the Zixiao Palace to refine a square stone.
After any student was disobedient, Hongjun Sage directly fell with a stone, this stone is like the teacher's chalk head in the classroom, although the power is not large, but the deterrent effect is real.
Therefore, whether it is the Sanqing who cultivates to the heavens, the ancestral witch who is physically strong, or the three-legged golden crow that burns with the blazing sun and true fire all over his body, he is absolutely honest when he goes down with a stone.
Later, after the sermon was over, the Hongjun Sage didn't care about the stone, and directly put it in the Zixiao Palace.
The stone was originally a mortal thing, but it once carried the power of the Hongjun Sage, and the power of the Honghuang Hearing the Tao was basically smashed by it, and it was also contaminated with some of the powerful luck.
Moreover, Zixiao Palace is originally a holy place among the Taoist holy places, and the stone has been in it for a long time and has given birth to its own sanity, and at this time human beings have appeared.
It's a pity that after it was born with Divine Sense, Hongjun had already joined the Dao, and the two children had also become the Heavenly Emperor and Queen Mother, and the Holy Land Zixiao Palace, hidden in the chaos, had become a cage to imprison it.
Fortunately, relying on the power of Zixiao Palace, it can also peek into the operation of the world, so it is not lonely at first.
When it peeked into the world in Zixiao Palace, it found that it was very similar to the bricks used by humans to build houses, so it called itself the first brick in the world and advertised itself as the ancestor of the bricks.
And when it peeked into the world, it found that it was most interested in the things of the market, and after a long time of peeping, it actually learned a tone of the market.
However, after peeping for a long time, it gradually felt lonely, of course, as a brick, it also has its own way to deal with loneliness, it simply let its consciousness sleep, and turned into a brick quietly placed next to the futon of Zixiao Palace for countless years.
It wasn't until Qi Lin threw it to the ground that the long-lost pain gradually woke its consciousness, and then it saw Qi Lin.
Qi Lin, who heard the origin of the bricks, was also surprised in his heart, if the bricks were not lying, its origin was really terrifying.
However, hearing its origin, Qi Lin couldn't help but imagine the scene of Dao Ancestor's sermon in his mind.
Hongjun Dao Ancestor Kou Xuan Dao in a Taoist robe, three thousand powerful Taoist friends with strong momentum sat below and listened to the lecture.
At this time, someone suddenly made some small movements, and Hongjun directly pulled out the bricks and aimed them at the disobedient students and smashed them.
In an instant, Qi Lin felt a little spicy, it was too ruining the idol, and he could hardly imagine the expressions of those powerful people after being hit by the bricks.
Coughing lightly, barely smoothing out the picture in his mind, then Qi Lin looked at the brick with anticipation and asked, "Since you have such a big origin, and it was even made by Dao Ancestor himself, then you definitely have great magical powers, tell us about it." ”
The brick coughed lightly, and said in a tone that scared you to death: "Master Brick, I am the first brick in the world." ”
Qi Lin nodded as a matter of course, the brick made by Dao Ancestor is absolutely no problem with being the first in the world, and then he stared at the brick and waited for its following.
But at this time, the brick also fell silent, and for a while, the two of them stared at each other and neither of them spoke.
After a long while, Qi Lin gritted his teeth a little unwillingly and asked, "You are the first brick in the world, which means that you are a brick!"
Ban Brick smiled a little embarrassed and said, "You can also understand it this way!"
But then it said proudly: "But I am proficient in 14321 curses, if you want to scold anyone, I can scold for a day and a night without repeating the same." ”
Qi Lin felt a strong pain in his liver, and he wanted to hold the brick wheel a few more times, but he felt that his arm was sore and he hesitated slightly.
The brick obviously saw Qi Lin's intentions, and it hurriedly turned its brain, which had never been turned in thousands of years, and quickly thought about what it was for.
The brick was thinking about it, Qi Lin's hand had already held it, and at this time, it seemed that the Dao Ancestor couldn't bear to see the brick he had refined being tortured again, and it instantly shouted like a blessing to his heart: "I'm still useful, I remember!"
Then it shouted without hesitation: "When Dao Ancestor refined me, he added a lot of magic circles to me, and the effect of those magic circles was very powerful. ”
Hearing this, Qi Lin silently put the brick back on the table and looked at it coldly, as if he was ready to smash it again at any time.
"Dao Ancestor refined me at that time to remind those who were confused by the Great Dao and who had misbehaved in their minds, so it added several special effects. ”
"What effect?" Qi Lin felt a slight glimmer of hope in his heart.
"Let me think about it, that's right! My body is indestructible, even if I collide with the body of the ancestor witch, I will not be injured, and I will cause irrepressible pain when I hit someone, anyway, even if Lao Tzu with the highest spiritual cultivation is smashed for a long time. ”
"However, my smashing will never cause real damage to the body and soul, after all, Dao Ancestor is to remind the students, and he is not trying to kill them, so it is absolutely impossible for the person I hit to be truly injured. ”
"In addition, for the sake of accuracy, I still have a 100% hit effect, as long as I use me to smash people, I can hit the target 100% of the time, even if the old boy Kunpeng folded more than 10,000 layers of space barriers, he didn't stop me!"
"That's it?" Qi Lin curled his eyebrows, obviously it was a bit too much to have such a function for such a big one.
Seeing Qi Lin's expression, Banzhuan also knew that Qi Lin was not satisfied, but he hadn't used the effects attached to his body much for so many years, and even he couldn't remember it clearly, so he really had to think about it.
After a little silence, the brick suddenly shouted happily: "I remembered again, this function is definitely more awesome, I have the function of flying back and forth, and after throwing it out, it can automatically return to the master's hands, when Hongjun Ancestor was too lazy to use mana to get me back every time and specially added the effect to me." ”
However, Banzhuan noticed that Qi Lin's cold expression still did not change, and he could only continue to frantically continue to recall what else he was awesome about.
After a while, it said timidly: "I seem to have another function, because I was worried that the pain caused by being hit by me would interfere with the state of mind of the listener, so I have the effect of stabilizing the state of mind, as long as I am hit, I can eliminate distracting thoughts and be forced to enter the state of enlightenment." ”
At this time, Qi Lin was a little interested, and he secretly muttered to himself what the state of enlightenment was, but with the understanding of the bricks just now, its unstingy character was definitely on the pole when it was seen, and it would be brilliant if it was given a little sunshine.
Before the effect of the bricks was completely blown out, it was impossible for Qi Lin to give the bricks a good face.
Sure enough, Banzhuan saw that Qi Lin's face had been cold and abnormal, and he didn't dare to slack off, and continued to think about it, but after a long time, it said in a voice with a hint of crying: "Big brother, I really forgot, I really can't remember what else I can do." ”
Qi Lin glanced at it without a good face, and then asked, "You can be regarded as a participant in the Dao Ancestor's preaching, don't you remember a few words?"