Chapter 226: The Past of Jigong
Seeing Xuanzang's idiot look, of course the princess will not stop. She tried her best to www.biquge.info sometimes warm, seductive, sometimes thunderous, coercive and tempting, trying to force Xuanzang to show the fox's tail.
At this extraordinary moment, Xuanzang fully demonstrated the excellent qualities of a professional actor, staring at the roof with dull eyes, and his whole body did not move.
The princess was really angry, as soon as she raised her hand, she took off her outer clothes directly, took off her outer clothes and continued to take off her underwear, looking like she would not give up without taking off.
This chick is not very old, but her figure is very hot, and with that peerless face that turns all beings upside down, its lethality is difficult to describe in words, and the old drivers can make up for it by themselves.
Xuanzang was not moved by her beauty at all, but he had to admit a fact: this play can't be performed anyway.
"Isn't it just to hook up with a man, do you need to fight so hard?" Xuanzang complained dissatisfiedly, got up and ran away.
In the study, the king asked, "Have you talked?"
Xuanzang said: "Uh...... In fact, the princess is very good, but the poor monk can't accept it for a while, and I ask Your Majesty to give me some time and let the poor monk think about it again. ”
Then the queen spoke, and she said, "Your Majesty, our son-in-law is shy, so you should give him some time to prepare mentally." ”
Xuanzang hurriedly said, "No...... That's not what it means......"
The king said, "Since this is not the meaning, then we will pay homage to the church tomorrow." ”
Xuanzang said: "I ......"
The king said, "What's wrong with you?"
Xuanzang said: "Can I scold people?"
The king said, "No." ”
Xuanzang said: "Then I have nothing to say." ”
The king said, "Next." ”
Bajie stepped forward and replied: "The old man is good, and the mother-in-law is good." ”
The king said, "This is quite refreshing, but it looks a little stumbling." ”
The queen said, "As long as my daughter likes it, I will send the three newcomers to the cave room tomorrow." ”
With the king and queen to speak, the matter was settled. The king immediately issued an edict to prepare for the wedding ceremony, and announced to all his subjects that the whole country would celebrate, and that the world would be amnesty, and that the prisoners on death row would be changed to indefinitely, indefinitely, and that they would be released on the same day and returned home for reunion.
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The wedding date has been set, and the king arranged for Xuanzang and others to go to the post house to rest. As for the princess, she was not worried about her two husbands running away at all, after all, the only person who had the right to sign the customs clearance document was her father, King Tianzhu.
In the post house, Xuanzang looked very depressed, and he complained: "What is this, if you say you get married, you will get married, and you won't even choose an auspicious day of the zodiac." ”
Wukong said: "Master, this is Tianzhu Country and not Dongtu, so people don't like this." ”
Bajie began to come up with bad ideas again, and he stepped forward and persuaded: "Master, why don't you confess to the king that you like men." ”
Xuanzang shook his head and said, "Don't think about this, I will never agree." Do you have any other ideas, hurry up and say it? ”
Bajie said: "Why don't we pretend to be ghosts to scare her tonight, just like Brother Monkey scared the king of Chin France in the first place?"
Xuanzang said: "This is not good, right? Such a chick, what if he is frightened?"
Wukong said: "This little girl is a big ghost, we may not be able to scare her." I don't think you're going to be able to do that. “
Bajie said: "As the so-called shameless people, the world is invincible, I am also drunk when I meet such a wonderful princess." ”
Xuanzang said with a gloomy face: "Don't tell me, you can't do anything about her." ”
Bajie hurriedly said: "There will definitely be a way! Master, don't worry, I'll think about it again." ”
At this time, Dao Ji, who had not spoken all this time, finally spoke: "Do you still need to think about this, it's so simple." ”
This sentence successfully attracted the strong attention of the team members. Xuanzang said: "Daoji, do you have a way?"
Dao Ji said: "It's not a big deal, in fact, with the IQ of you and Brother Monkey, you will definitely be able to think of a way, but it's a pity that the two of you have psychological barriers to this kind of thing, so you can't think of a good way." ”
Wukong said: "Listening to what you say, it seems that you are quite experienced, could it be that you are still a person with a story?"
Dao Ji said: "Hehe, I'm the one who escaped marriage. I think that in order to escape marriage, I drilled through dog holes, climbed over the courtyard wall, threw away flying knives, played with big guns, used all kinds of tricks, and finally alarmed King Tang. So when it comes to escaping marriage, I admit the second, and no one dares to be the first. ”
Look at this, like a runaway expert.
Bajie Qi said: "You can still alarm King Tang by escaping from marriage? ”
Dao Ji explained: "I was born in a family of eunuchs since I was a child, and I was forced by my father to take the civil and military double championship, and I have a meritorious reputation. However, this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that the daughter-in-law that my father found for me is the granddaughter of the 'Demon King of the Mixed World' Cheng Yanjin. I ran away from the dog hole on the night of my visit, and after Cheng Yanjin, an old bastard, heard about it, he ordered King Tang to order a nationwide pursuit of me, and I didn't want to chase me. ”
Wukong said: "No, I heard Master say that King Tang is a rare Mingjun, and he also believes in Buddhism, how could he do such a foolish thing?"
Dao Ji said: "The key is that Cheng Yanjin's identity is too special. Thinking that year, the Tang King was trapped by Wang Shichong's army, Cheng Biting Jin single-handedly fought out of the encirclement, and galloped more than 1,000 miles in the starry night from the Shaolin Temple to invite the Shaolin Thirteen Stick Monks who covered the world with martial arts to defeat Wang Shichong's troops and relieve the siege of the Tang King. Later, when the world was unified, he became the founder of the country, and he relied on the fact that he had saved the life of the Tang King, and he was always arrogant and domineering. ”
Wukong said, "What happened then?"
Dao Ji said: "Who am I, I descend the dragon, how can those mortals catch me." But Cheng Biting Jin didn't give up, he spent a lot of money to invite Yuan Tiangang, the national teacher of the Tang Dynasty, to arrest me. In a fit of rage, I rose up and quietly slipped into the palace to complain to King Tang, which was really tearful. Eventually, King Tang was 'moved' by my devout devotion to the Buddha and ordered the marriage contract to be cancelled. ”
Wujing said: "Wow, this story of escaping marriage is really twists and turns, it sounds so enjoyable." ”
Bajie also quipped: "I heard that Cheng Biting Jin is very ugly, and there is a saying after the break that Cheng Biting Jin looks in the mirror - he is not a person inside and out." Is it because his granddaughter looks like him?"
Dao Ji was just about to answer, but Xuanzang hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, hey, I'll tell you a few, are you going too far!
Wukong said: "Oh, it seems that we are a little far away again, so let's quickly turn the topic back." I said, your story is really good, but it seems to be just lip service. He is a well-known friend of women in the Three Realms, are you sure you are really more powerful than him?"
Bajie said: "That's right, who wouldn't just turn your lips, you have to come up with a practical and concrete plan." ”
Dao Ji said: "Second Senior Brother, the plans you put forward are actually quite good, and I have also used the strategy of pretending to be crazy and stupid, so I later had the title of 'Ji Ji'. It's a pity that your pattern is too small. ”