Chapter 225: It's hard to be a horse: just because it was too romantic back then

Master and apprentice Xuanzang waited for news in the room, and waited until lunchtime. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 The info princess hasn't forgotten about them, and she has enough food and everything. Thinking about the huge Tianzhu Kingdom, it will not be eaten poor by Bajie's big mouth.

After lunch, he waited for the king's news at three o'clock in the afternoon. The king decreed that the scripture study procession should be confronted in the imperial study. As for why the location was not chosen in the Jinluan Treasure Palace, the reason is also very simple, after all, this princess's marriage belongs to the royal family's private affairs, and before the marriage is finalized, it is obviously inconvenient to spread the matter all over the city. Of course, the reality is that this has already spread all over the city, but the king has not yet figured out the situation.

Everyone came to the imperial study, and the king and queen were already waiting here, and at this time, it was natural that our unruly princess and lady were indispensable.

Xuanzang stepped forward and saluted: "Tang Xuanzang, a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, has seen His Majesty the King and His Majesty the Queen. ”

He pronounced the word 'monk' very seriously, the purpose of which was to remind the two sitting above that I am a monk and monks cannot get married.

The king and his family had already heard that the two monks won the bid in the blind date this time, but what can be done about this, after all, the princess has chosen a good object, as long as she is not too stumbling. As for monks, monks can also be vulgar.

Let's not talk about Zhu Bajie standing in the back, at least this Tang Xuanzang who stepped forward to salute first is still very good, not only very polite, but also looks rich and noble, and it is completely competent to be a concubine, so the king and his family are quite satisfied.

The king said, "Monk, my daughter has taken a fancy to you, and I am quite satisfied with you, so this matter is settled." ”

Xuanzang said: "But I am a monk. ”

The king said: "There are more monks in our Tianzhu Kingdom every year, and this is not a problem. ”

Xuanzang said: "But I still have a task to do." The king of Tang ordered me to go to the west to learn scriptures. ”

The king said, "Is it Mahayana Buddhism?"

Xuanzang nodded and said, "It's Mahayana Buddhism." ”

The king said, "When it comes to Mahayana Buddhism, I have it here." I'll order someone to copy a copy of it, and then ask your apprentice to take it back." ”

Xuanzang said: "But you are not the original, I am worried that there is a mistake, and when the time comes, I will not be able to pay the difference when I get back to Dongtu Datang." ”

The king said: "I am the "Bujin Garden Collector's Edition" that the monks and monks of the bhikshu passed to me in Tianzhu Kingdom at the behest of the Buddha, and I can't make a mistake, so don't make excuses." ”

Xuanzang said: "I ......"

The king interrupted: "Monk, let me tell you, I am such a daughter, as long as you become my son-in-law, this country will be yours sooner or later," and as soon as the words changed, he threatened again: "If you refuse to agree to this, then push it out and kill it!"

As soon as Xuanzang heard it, he understood that he couldn't pass this level according to the regular procedures. There is no way, I can only follow the plan given by Bajie.

He was ruthless and continued to play: "Your Majesty, the poor monk is sick. ”

The king wondered, "No, right? I see that you are fat and fat, where did you get sick?"

Xuanzang said: "Uh...... I think that the poor monk was young and frivolous, and he was romantic, and he was accidentally infected...... Ahem...... This ......"

It's too pit, this time it's really miserable by that pig's head. Xuanzang didn't finish his words, and he was already eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.

The king was a person who had come over, and he understood what Xuanzang wanted to say as soon as he heard it.

Good guys, this thing is contagious. For the sake of the future safety of the royal family, this monk must not be chosen as a son-in-law.

Then the king changed his words and said, "Since you have no relationship with my daughter, then this marriage will be annulled." ”

Xuanzang secretly thought in his heart: "Okay, although this idea is a little tricky, it is indeed very effective. ”

However, the princess had no intention of resting on his laurels. She stepped forward and said, "Father, I want to have a few private words with him. ”

The king hesitated. The princess continued: "Just a few words, it's okay. ”

Yes, it was just talking, and it would not be pregnant, so the king agreed. But he was still not very reassured, so he spoke: "It's okay to whisper, but you must have your personal female guard present." If not, the matter will be spared. ”

The princess was also happy, so she took a female bodyguard to escort Xuanzang to a room next to the imperial study.

As soon as she entered the room, the princess said, "Monk, I know you are quite cunning. But you are my chosen husband, and I won't let you go easily. You want to pretend to be sick, right, okay, I'm going to verify it myself. ”

I'll take it, this princess is really strong, Xuanzang replied: "Princess, I think this matter is just settled, the poor monk really doesn't want to destroy your happiness for a lifetime." ”

The princess sneered: "Do you take it off yourself, or let my personal bodyguard help you take it off?" ”

The plan failed completely, and Xuanzang ran out of the door.

In the imperial study, Xuanzang hung his head, and the princess was triumphant. The king was amazed and asked, "What is going on?"

The princess said: "Father, my future husband's illness has long been cured, and he has already changed his ways, so you can forgive him." ”

The king said, "Oh, it turned out to be cured a long time ago, I thought it was a terminal illness of the century." ”

The princess complained: "He was just infected with beriberi, where do you think of it, father?"

The king rejoiced, "Then it will be all right." As the so-called prodigal son does not change his money, it is good to be able to find a gold not to be exchanged for a son-in-law. ”

In the blink of an eye, the young man who lost his footing turned into a son-in-law who did not change his son-in-law, and this king was really generous enough. In that case, the second option is the only option.

Xuanzang said: "Actually, I also have some whispers to say to the princess. I was in such a hurry that I forgot to mention it. ”

The king said, "Yes, young people should exchange ideas more, and widows have never objected to the freedom of love." ”

Of course, the princess would not object. She is in charge of her territory, as long as it is within the territory of Tianzhu Kingdom, she doesn't believe that Tang Xuanzang can turn over the sky. So the little couple went to the next room again.

The princess walked on the front foot, and Xuanzang followed behind. As soon as he entered the door, Xuanzang screamed 'ah' and fell to the ground.

The princess was startled, looked back, and saw Xuanzang lying on his back on the ground with his eyes wide open, motionless. The princess asked with concern, "Oh, husband, are you swollen?"

Xuanzang continued to ignore her with his eyes wide open. The princess said again, "It's strange, there's nothing on the ground to stumble upon, why did you fall?

In fact, no matter how the princess asked him, Xuanzang had already made up his mind not to speak. That's right, this plan is a plan designed by Bajie to pretend to be crazy and stupid.

The words 'pretending to be crazy and stupid' sound so simple, but in practice it is quite difficult.

I think there was a pair of good friends back then, their names were Sun Bin and Pang Juan. Later, Pang Juan was jealous of Sun Bin's talent and imprisoned him. In order to survive, Sun Bin successfully deceived Pang Juan and escaped by pretending to be crazy and stupid. And in the end, he also destroyed Pang Juan and avenged his revenge.

In fact, Pang Juan is a very smart person, but he was still deceived by Sun Bin's strategy. It can be seen that pretending to be crazy and stupid is definitely not a childish game.

The most important thing about this strategy is to persevere, no matter what kind of threat or temptation you face. A lot of people play crazy and fail because they don't make it to the end.

Of course, acting is also an indispensable condition. But this condition is nothing for Xuanzang, because he has always been a big expert in pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.