Chapter 100 Different Species, How to Have Babies?
"Thank you so much!" Leach's eyes lit up at the reassurance of Tooth Tooth.
After shouting the first "Adult", Leach lost his psychological burden, and immediately asked shamelessly: "Lord Yaya, I wonder why you 'Three Musketeers of Gensukyo' came to our human world?"
"Whoa, because we're short of money!" Tooth Tooth seemed to understand that Leach would ask such an idiotic question, and looked at Leach with a hint of disdain: this human is simply too stupid!
Being despised by a demonic beast with a weak head in his eyes, Leach was furious, but when he thought about it, his anger dissipated in an instant: "Then I don't know what the three of you want money for, is it really just used to build weapons?"
Leach didn't really believe the reason for stealing the things explained by Ahri earlier, and it didn't seem to make sense that the three of them would need to act separately if they were just to build weapons, unless they needed a lot of money.
"Whoa, who's saying you want to scrape together money to build weapons? Whoa, damn it, it must have been Ahri's chick who told you, don't listen to its nonsense, its head is completely broken, and all it thinks about all day, uh...... In fact, the main reason we scrape together money is to buy a lot of delicious food, everything in Gensokyo is good, but the taste of the food is too monotonous, except for wild fruits or wild fruits, you humans know how to enjoy them, and the meals made are full of variety, and they are all delicious! By the way, in addition to buying food, we also plan to hire a chef to cook for us, all of which require money!"
As he spoke, a long hara flowed from the corners of Yaya's mouth.
Looking at the tooth that was fantasizing about all kinds of delicacies, if he didn't know that he couldn't beat it, Leach would have gone up and kicked it. In any case, Ahri's explanation, although a bit far-fetched, is at least plausible. It's good to have a good tooth, and when you hear it, it's nonsense.
"Yaya-sama, Yaya-sama, wake up, wake up!" Although he wanted to scold a piece of nonsense, Leach had to patiently pull Yaya back from his fantasy to reality, "So what else do you need to do besides hiring people and purchasing?"
"What else do you need to do?" Tooth tilted his head and thought hard for a long time, "I forgot!"
Seeing Leach's expression of wanting to vomit blood, Yaya touched his head embarrassedly: "Hehe, I didn't listen carefully when I talked about it before." ”
Upon hearing this, Leach couldn't help but roll his eyes, no wonder the reason he said was so unreliable, it turned out that it was just his own idea.
Knowing that he might not be able to ask anything from Yaya, Leach wisely chose the question it would definitely know to ask: "Aren't you supposed to go get money, Lord Yaya, why did you come here?"
"Wow, I don't know how to make money, so it has nothing to do with me. I'm only responsible for eating, sleeping, and fighting, and I don't care about the rest of the people! As for why I'm here, hehe, because there's so much to eat here, and I don't need money!"
What Leach wanted to ask most was actually the location of the so-called Gensokyo, and according to his original idea, he wanted to start with small things and gradually dispel his vigilance. Judging from the last interrogation of Ahri, this Gensokyo should not be something for outsiders to talk about, so although Tooth Tooth seems a little silly, Leach still decides to be cautious and does not go straight to the point as soon as he comes up.
But Leach never imagined that Yaya's answer would be so unreliable, and he suddenly didn't know how to continue. The other party said that he didn't care about anything, he really didn't know what to ask.
"Forget it, let's hurry up, it's been a lot of delay here, and the tribe can't be late. I knew that this was the result, so I didn't run up to find trouble in the first place, wasting so much time in vain. ”
Thinking so in his heart, Leach was about to say goodbye, but Yaya seemed to know what he was thinking, and suddenly said, "Do you regret coming to provoke me?"
Leach was stunned, could it be that this stupidity of teeth and teeth can't be pretended, in fact, it is wise and stupid?
"Whew, in fact, I smelled the smell of Ahri on you from a long distance, that's why I deliberately snored so loudly, and even if you don't come to me, I'll go to you!" Yaya's face was full of pride, "Originally, Yaya-sama, I was about to find someone to cook for me, but since you sent it to the door yourself, and you are still acquaintances, so I'm not welcome!"
Looking at the appearance of the toothy villain, Leach secretly said that he had too much heart, and he was just deliberately entertaining himself.
"Whew, alright, it's almost time, it's time for Yaya-sama to return to the team!" After satisfying his bad taste, Yaya jumped up from the grass and prepared to leave.
As soon as he heard that Yaya was going to join the other two beasts, Leach hurriedly stopped him: "Wait, Lord Yaya, you just said that you want to return to the team?"
"Whew, what's wrong?"
"I wonder if Tooth-sama can tell me where Gensokyo is?"
"Whew, no!" Like Ahri, Yaya immediately became excited when he heard this question, and seemed to react more than Ahri, "You dare to ask me where Gensokyo is? No, I'm going to eat you!"
Seeing that the tooth tooth who was still amiable a moment ago became fierce and vicious in a blink of an eye, Leach naturally would not sit still, and drew the black blade to fight back, and Saya also bent his bow and arrow to aim at the tooth.
It's a pity that the result seems to be unsatisfactory, the black blade is still shot out, and Saya's arrow can't do any damage at all.
Seeing the chilling blood basin mouth covering his head, Leach hurriedly said, "You can't eat me, I'm friends with Ahri!"
This really worked, and Yaya immediately shut up, scratching his head in annoyance, but he didn't mean to get off Leach: "Yes, you know Ahri, I don't seem to be able to eat you casually." ”
"yes, yes, you'll be sad if you eat me!" Although it is not the first time to face a life and death crisis, but the situation of being eaten alive is the first time to encounter, when he thinks of the scene of being eaten alive, Leach can't help but shudder, and he can't care about being reasonable or unreasonable, and shouts in a panic.
"Uh, isn't it ......" Leach's words made Tooth Tooth look confused, "you got together with Ahri's little girl?"
Leach almost vomited blood when he heard this, but the current situation was that people were swordsmen and I were fish and meat, so I had to nod and say, "That's right, Ahri and I have a little affection for each other!"
After saying this, Leach himself had a feeling of gagging, and even the nervous Saya on the side had a stunned expression on his face.
"Haha, so that's the case, then I have to call you the third brother-in-law! But I said the third brother-in-law, you seem to be different from the Ahri, how will you have a baby when you are together in the future?"