Chapter Eighty-Two: Negotiators
Wukong saw that Xuanzang was sullen, so he stepped forward and asked, "Master, did the monk in the temple bully you?"
Xuanzang knew that Wukong had a fiery temper, so he said, "It's okay. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
Wukong said: "Since they didn't bully you, then why are you flattening your mouth and looking sullen?"
Xuanzang said: "Uh, this...... In fact, the situation is like this, it is not convenient for them to stay in this temple, so we can only go to other places to stay. ā
Wukong said, "No, if it's getting late today, where else can we go to stay overnight?"
Bajie said: "That's right! There is a temple here, why do you want to spend the night in the wilderness?"
Wujing also interjected: "I also think Brother Monkey is right, we are all Buddhist disciples, and now it is an international practice to stay in this temple, where is it inconvenient?"
Xuanzang said: "There are always exceptions to this international practice. We'll rest in the woods for the night. ā
Wukong smiled: "Master, you can't borrow a night, it's because you don't have the ability, let the disciple try it!"
Xuanzang saw that Wukong insisted on going, so he had to say: "Wukong, you are an expert negotiator, you can BB try not to do anything, everyone is a Buddhist, but don't hurt the harmony." Goku agreed, and went through the door.
As soon as Wukong entered the temple, he took out the golden hoop stick, deliberately showed a fierce and mischievous attitude, and shouted: "Check the business license, what about the manager? Come out quickly!"
The logistics monk is cleaning in front of the main hall. As soon as he looked up, he suddenly saw a monster monk with a thunderous face, still holding an iron rod with a thick bowl in his hand, and he was immediately frightened that two of the three souls were missing, and he hurriedly went to report to the dean.
As soon as the logistics monk saw the dean, he panicked and said, "Grandpa, it's a disaster, it's a disaster, there's another monk outside!"
The dean said, "Didn't you hear my orders, why did you come to disturb me again! Tell that monk to go to the corridor and squat for a night, did you hear clearly this time? If you are still so confused, believe it or not, I will beat you with twenty sticks." ā
The logistics monk said: "The monk who came this time is different from before. ā
The dean said, "What's the different way?"
The logistics monk said: "This monk is vicious, and he also carried a stick with a big bowl mouth, saying that he wanted to check our business license." ā
The dean was furious and said, "Where did he come from to be so bold! Doesn't he know that we are the royal temple of the Black Chicken Country? I'll go out and have a look right away!"
After speaking, he walked out violently, and met Sun Monkey who was running around.
When the dean saw this monkey, he was really ugly. Not only is he ugly, but he is also fierce! Where is this a monk, he is obviously a monster.
The dean, who was still vigorous and high-spirited, immediately shortened three times, and asked respectfully: "This holy monk, you came to my small temple, I don't know why?"
When Wukong heard this, it turned out that he had found the main master. So he threw the iron rod with the thick mouth of the bowl on the ground, and immediately pestled a big hole in the ground of the main hall, and then said: "Let me ask you! Do you have a business license for this temple?"
The dean was even more frightened, and said with sincere fear: "Our Baolin Temple was built by His Majesty the current Wuji Country by personal order, so naturally it has a business license. ā
Wukong said: "Since you said that there is, then hurry up and bring it to me!"
The dean didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly went back to the office to take out the business license.
Wukong took a look and said, "Well, this license does have the seal of the Black Rooster King on it, and it seems to be true." ā
The dean said: "Really, really, it can't be fake!"
Wukong said: "Since the license is real, then this is a regular temple?"
The dean said: "That's a must! It's built in accordance with international standards, and it's a regular one." ā
Wukong said: "Good, good, good, good, since it is built according to international standards, it is very good!"
The dean immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly echoed: "The holy monk said that it was good, and that was really good." ā
Wukong said: "In that case, let me ask you, what does this Buddhism say about the 327th and 25th articles of the regulations formulated by the Buddhist Sect on the operation of the temple?"
Temple Operation Regulations!
As soon as he heard these six words, the dean secretly felt bad in his heart. But he could only answer honestly: "It is convenient for you to be with others, and if you meet a monk from the traveling side to stay overnight, you must make the whole house, make arrangements carefully, and exempt all accommodation fees." ā
Wukong said: "It's a good one that is convenient for you, and it's convenient for you, and you're still quite familiar with it." But I don't know if it's convenient or inconvenient for you now?"
The dean has now determined that he has fallen into the trap of this Lei Gong's face. But this Lei Gong's face is not a good type at first glance, maybe he is still a man-eating monster, and he is a mortal, and it is not enough to stuff his teeth between his teeth.
So the dean could only helplessly reply: "Convenient, convenient." ā
Wukong said: "Since it is convenient, then prepare a thousand rooms for me, and I want to sleep." ā
This is called the lion's big mouth, a mouth costs a thousand, and no one wants to live!
The dean said with a bitter face: "If the holy monk wants to sleep, one room is completely enough." Even if you have companions, thirty or fifty rooms are up to the sky, how can you open your mouth and ask for a thousand. ā
Wukong sneered, plucked a handful of hairs and threw it in his mouth and bit it and blew it, and suddenly turned into thousands of Wukongs, crowding the huge main hall to the brim.
The dean's legs were weak, but he did not sit on the ground, just because he was surrounded by monkeys, monkeys next to monkeys, monkeys squeezing monkeys, where was there a place for him to stumble?
Wukong said again: "I have so many little brothers, how can I live in them without a thousand rooms? Let me ask you again: Is it inconvenient?"
The dean was full of ghosts and shouted, "Convenient!
Wukong then received his supernatural powers and asked, "How many monks do you have in this monastery?"
The dean Zhan Suosuo said, "There are five hundred monks. ā
Wukong said: "You call those monks out and go out to meet my master." ā
The dean said, "They have just finished dinner and are doing evening classes in their respective dormitories. ā
Wukong said: "Where is there so much nonsense! What's the problem with doing more homework for one day and less for one day, my master is a great monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, and it is better to do a hundred days of homework than to do a hundred days of homework!"
The dean was helpless, and hurriedly ordered the logistics monks to quickly go to the bell, gather the monks of the whole temple, and immediately assemble urgently.
The logistics monk immediately ran to the main hall and hit the bell to gather the monks. The bells and drums rang together, and then alarmed the monks of all sizes in the two corridors, and the monks went to the hall, chattering crookedly and making noise.
One of the monks complained, "What did you hit just after dinner?" I'm studying on my own, preparing for the midterm exams. ā
The logistics monk said: "Don't grind, everyone, hurry up and dress neatly, and go out with the dean to welcome the lord from the Tang Dynasty." If you go out of the pool, our temple's business license will be revoked, and we will take the exam!"
Seeing that the problem was so serious, the monks hurriedly assembled their teams and went out to greet the Tang Dynasty Holy Monk!
The monks came out of the mountain gate and knelt down, and the dean kowtowed and shouted: "All the monks of the whole temple of Baolin Temple, welcome the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty!"
Bajie saw it and said, "Master, you are too unhelpful! You went to spend the night and ran into a wall, and as soon as Brother Monkey went, the monks of the whole temple came out to greet you." ā
Xuanzang said: "Wukong's eloquence is really good." You see, the dean was moved to tears. ā
Bajie laughed and said, "I'm afraid I'll be beaten and cry!"
Xuanzang said: "How can these monks withstand his beating." ā
Bajie said: "That's scared!"
Wujing said: "Second Senior Brother, you don't care if he is beaten or scared, anyway, you don't have to lay the floor tonight." ā
The courtyard didn't see any movement for a long time, and shouted loudly: "All the monks of Baolin Temple, welcome the holy monks of the Tang Dynasty!"
When Xuanzang saw them kowtowing and bowing, he felt that his mood was much better all of a sudden, and he hurriedly stepped forward and shouted, "Colleagues, please get up quickly." ā
The dean kowtowed and said, "Please tell Master Tang to your apprentice, don't smash the field, otherwise we won't get up!"
Xuanzang hurriedly shouted: "Wukong, if you have something to say, don't be rude!"
Wukong laughed and said, "I haven't been rough! If I have been rough, this time there will be no grass!"
The dean then ordered all the monks to get up and welcome a few plague gods into the door together.