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Anyway, Xuanzang's task is to run errands, plus perform the serial series of wilderness survival series.

In other words, it is to complicate the otherwise simple task of obtaining Mahayana Buddhism.

The group of them walked and stopped, stopped and walked, and before they knew it, they walked for more than three months.

The road was relatively peaceful, and there were no major disasters. Occasionally, I have a party, sing songs, compose poems or something, and my life can barely get by.

The only fly in the ointment is that the environment in the wild, the ditches and ditches, and the sleeping style are really a little worse. Wukong and Bajie have different physical qualities, so they naturally don't feel too hard, but Xuanzang is an ordinary man. Although there was also Ryoma to walk, it still tired him enough.

On this day, Xuanzang began to complain again, and he said to Wukong: "Wukong, since I said goodbye to King Tang back then, it has been three or four years since I left, why haven't I reached the West Heaven yet." ”

Wukong laughed and said, "Master, it's still early." We haven't even stepped out of the door. ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, don't scare Master, where is such a big door in this world?"

Wukong said: "Bajie, I didn't lie to Master, and now we are still walking in the hall." ”

Wujing smiled: "Senior brother, you are talking big, how can there be such a big room." ”

Wukong said: "Then I can only blame you for being too short-sighted!"

Bajie was unconvinced: "Then you said to listen to it?"

Wukong said: "Old Sun, I can fly 108,000 miles with a somersault cloud, it should be far enough, right?"

Bajie said: "So what?"

Wukong said: "Back then, I flipped several somersaults and never flew out of the palm of the Buddha's hand." He has the size of a palm, so how big should the Leiyin Temple where he lives be?"

Bajie said: "That's the means of the Buddha!"

Wukong said: "Brother, aren't we also saving in the palm of the Buddha's hand now?"

Bajie laughed and said: "This monkey turned out to be scolding the Buddha around the corner!"

Wukong said: "You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense! When have I ever scolded the Buddha?"

Xuanzang said: "Why are you two arguing again?"

Bajie said: "Master, Brother Monkey is saying big things to scare you!"

Xuanzang said: "Actually, I also understood what Wukong said. It's just that I really didn't know much back then, miscalculated the bumpy degree of the road, and there were so many demons and monsters blocking the road, which delayed a lot of time. Now when I think of the Haikou boasted back then, it's all a joke. ”

Wukong said: "Yes, yes, that's what I meant. Anyway, this scripture is ironclad to be taken, and it is useless for Master to think so much. One word. As long as you follow me, let's open the road in the mountains, build bridges when we meet water, and fight monsters when we see them, there will always be bread and positive fruits. ”

Xuanzang smiled bitterly: "Actually, I don't covet any positive or bad results, as long as I can get the scriptures back to the east and complete this task, my wish will be fulfilled." ”

Wukong said: "Master, you are the reincarnation of the second disciple of the Buddha, and even the famous Guanyin Bodhisattva is just your logistics support staff." When it comes to success, it's just a matter of time. ”

Xuanzang praised: "Wukong's mouth is really sweet. ”

Bajie muttered in a low voice beside him: "The monkey was still scaring you just now, and I forgot about it when I turned my back." This parallel trading master is really confused, and he can't be treated with common sense. ”

Xuanzang said: "What are Bajie muttering there?"

Bajie said: "I'm praising Brother Monkey." He can make the master happy, and when the master is happy, we are all happy. ”

Xuanzang said: "The mouth of these eight precepts is also quite sweet. ”

Bajie said: "Master really has a unique vision, he is worthy of being a Buddhist genius, a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty!"

Wukong said with a smile: "I'm afraid what you want to say in your heart is that Buddhism has abandoned talents, and the remaining monks of the Tang Dynasty." ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, you are too much! Are you only allowed to pat yourself on the back, and I am not allowed to praise the master twice?"

Xuanzang said: "It's noisy, it's noisy, I said, can't you two rest?"

Wukong said: "I don't know why, as soon as I saw Bajie, the pig brother, I got angry, and if I didn't make a few noises, my heart was panicked." You look at him, every time you ask him to do something, he knows that he is cheating and slippery. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of an opponent like a god, you are afraid of a teammate like Bajie, and you can't be bullied. ”

Bajie said: "My pig brother, is your Lei Gong's face very beautiful? That ghost can scare people to death, you can scare ghosts to death! You say that I am dragging my feet, and I also say that you love to cause trouble." Originally, Wujing and I both had a stable career in Heavenly Court, and our lives were beautiful, but we all suffered miserably from you, and you are the number one troublemaker in the Three Realms!"

Wukong sneered: "It's a joke, how can you blame me for the moth you made up yourself? Who else doesn't know your virtue? When you see a beautiful woman, you are more active than anyone else, and it doesn't matter if she is a monster, a fairy in the Moon Palace, or a bodhisattva, you dare to bubble." I think you're the hungry ghost in the Three Realms!"

Xuanzang said: "I'll just say, isn't it angry? Wukong, I'm hungry, you go and make some food for me. ”

Wukong said: "I'm afraid of causing trouble, you can tell Bajie to go." ”

Xuanzang turned his head to Bajie and said, "Why don't you go?"

As soon as Bajie heard that he wanted him to turn into a fate, he immediately became bitter, this idiot has never succeeded in turning his fate! I saw him cheekily say: "Good monkey brother, aren't you idle and panicked? I'm playing with you." I'm slow on my legs, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up with the master's pause, so let's go. ”

Wukong saw that Bajie was soft, so he no longer bothered with him, so he said: "Wasn't it quite capable just now, now you know mine? I'll go find food for Master, you have to protect Master." ”

Bajie hurriedly said: "What you deserve, what you deserve." ”

After Wukong left, Wujing said: "Second Senior Brother, you know that Senior Brother is very capable, so you can let him order." You fought with him for a long time, and in the end you still had to give in, but you lost face. ”

Bajie said: "Senior Brother Sha, what you said is wrong. Where do I want to deal with him, every time he targets me first! I'm also surprised, could it be that I really fight with him with the Five Elements? He doesn't go to your trouble every time, he doesn't go to Xiaolong's trouble, he just looks for my trouble!"

Wujing smiled and said, "Who told me to be honest." ”

Bajie said: "Are you so honest?"

Wujing said: "I am really honest. ”

Bajie looked at it carefully, and finally said seriously: "That's not necessarily! I think you belong to the sullen type." ”

Wujing said: "Second Senior Brother, I advise you for your own good, as for whether you listen or not, then it's none of my business." ”

While he was talking, Goku returned. Wukong said: "Master, there is no need to go to the fate. Thirty miles ahead, there was a forest with a monastery in the woods. Let's go there and stay and eat. ”

Xuanzang said: "Thirty miles, not far away, we will arrive in a hurry, and by the way, we can also spend the night, Wukong's idea is good." ”

So the master and apprentice hurried away and arrived just before dark. Everyone looked up and saw that the five big characters above the temple gate were the Baolin Temple.

Under these five big characters, there is a line of small characters, which is the Royal Buddhist Academy of Wuji Country.

Xuanzang said: "This is a royal temple, you must pay attention to the image, don't lose the face of the Tang King of Dongtu." ”

Wukong said: "After we changed our outfits last time, we basically couldn't scare people to death. ”

Xuanzang: "Monster face, there are not many good points." ”

Wukong said: "Then who will go to spend the night first this time?"

Xuanzang said: "I'm handsome, naturally I'll go first, and you will wait for me outside first." ”

After that, Xuanzang lost the tin staff, took off the cloak, and tidied up the robe, and then went out.

As soon as Xuanzang entered the door, he found that this temple was carved with beams and paintings, and the palace was heavy. Moreover, the temple enshrines one hundred and eight arhats, the four heavenly kings, and Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Xuanzang was about to pay homage, and suddenly a monk came out of it.

Seeing Xuanzang's extraordinary appearance, this monk hurriedly stepped forward and saluted, "Where is the master from?"

Xuanzang said: "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and was about to go to the West Tianleiyin Temple to learn scriptures. Today, I passed by Guibao Temple and asked to borrow it for one night. ”

The monk said: "I have a lowly position, just a logistics staff who sweeps the floor and hits the bell. Whether you can stay overnight or not is up to the dean, but I can inform you on my behalf. Xuanzang hurriedly thanked him.

The logistics monk hurriedly went in and reported to the dean, saying that the distinguished guest had arrived.

As soon as the dean heard that there was a distinguished guest, he came out to meet him.

But as soon as he saw Xuanzang's face, he immediately became angry with the logistics monk and said, "You idiot should really be beaten." We are a royal monastery here, and we only receive royal relatives and dignitaries! This person is a wandering monk at first glance, where is the distinguished guest?"

The logistics monk explained: "Dean, he is from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Territory, isn't he a distinguished guest?"

The dean said: "Oh, the Tang Dynasty of the Eastern Soil, that's really amazing, amazing!!Monk, are you really a great monk from the Tang Dynasty?"

Xuanzang saw that the dean was so enthusiastic about himself, and immediately rejoiced: "Yes! Yes, I am really from the Eastern Tang Dynasty!"

The dean's words changed: "Then it is not an egg!"

The logistics monk asked, "Dean, what is Ranju?"

The dean said: "It means that no matter where he is a monk from, he has nothing to do with me!!"

The logistics monk said: "Since he has already come, do you want to drive him out?"

The dean said, "Look at what you said! How can we monks be merciful and compassionate to do such a crazy thing? Just let him squat in the corridor all night. ”

Xuanzang was secretly happy when he heard the first half of the sentence, but as soon as he heard the second half of the sentence, his face immediately turned black.

He thought to himself, this dean is too bad, he has walked such a long way, and it is the first time he has met such an unreasonable dean. I think I am a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty, dignified, heroic, and popular wherever I go. Even that Earth Immortal Ancestor Zhenyuan Daxian still respects me. You say it's okay not to spend the night, but to squat in the corridor all night, it's too bad!

After secretly complaining in his heart, Xuanzang opened his mouth and said: "Dean, you see that it is getting late, and it is really difficult for me to find a place to stay." The poor monks are also disciples of Buddhism, so when I don't stay in the monastery at night, where can I go to spend the night?

The dean said: "Okay, you are a skinny monk, you are really flamboyant, and you actually use international conventions to blackmail me!"

Xuanzang said strangely: "I speak seriously, why am I flamboyant?"

The dean said: "Needless to say, you monks from the wandering side are all unreliable goods!"

Xuanzang Qi said: "Why is it unreliable?"

The dean said: "A few years ago, a few monks from the traveling side also came, saying that they were passing by to stay overnight. I thought that everyone was a disciple of Buddhism, so I kept them. Who knew that they had been eating and drinking for more than half a year, and they often did some troublesome things!"

Xuanzang said: "Is there really such a shameless monk in this world?"

The dean said, "The heart is separated from the belly! So, don't blame me." You came from afar, I don't know anything about you, I don't know the bottom of it, it's better to be on guard. ”

Xuanzang was helpless, so he had to go out sullenly.