Goku chases after him all the way.

Although this deer is also a long-term runner, when it comes to speed, where is he Wukong's opponent?

Wukong said: "Don't admit it, keep running, hurry up!"

The monster said: "I have no strength, don't run!"

Wukong said: "Dude, it seems that you are also a good player in the long-distance running world." Tell me what track and field events you've participated in before??"

The monster knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "Holy brother, little brother, I am just a nobody, where did I get any fame? You have a lot of adults, so let me go as a fart!"

Wukong laughed and said, "Hey, you know me a lot. ”

The monster said: "The great sage's prestige, no one knows, no one knows!"

Wukong said: "It's useless to slap the sycophants again, my master said, I must kill you!"

The monster screamed, "Don't!"

Wukong Qi said: "I haven't hit you yet, what are you doing so miserable?"

The monster said: "It's really going to hit, I can't scream if I want to!"

At this moment, a voice came from afar: "Great Sage, raise your noble hand and spare his life!"

As soon as Wukong heard the voice, he knew that it was the old man of the birthday boy who had arrived.

For the sake of his old friend, Goku temporarily took the stick.

When he flew closer, Wukong stepped forward and beckoned: "Lao Shou, you don't go to work on your mobile phone, why did you come here to play tricks?"

Shou Xing said: "Everything is on the right track, mass production has begun, what else is there to be busy?"

Wukong said: "But how did I hear that something big happened to your product?"

The birthday star smiled mysteriously: "Actually, there is another secret here." ”

Wukong Qi said: "Yo, listen to what you mean, there is still a lot of information?"

The birthday star said: "We are playing a big, big game of chess, and it is not convenient to disclose it for the time being." ”

Wukong said: "Oh, I thought the three of you really didn't play chess anymore, but it turned out that the entire mobile phone market was used as a chess floor." Big!

The birthday star smiled and said: "Where is the mobile phone market enough!"

Wukong's eyes lit up and he exclaimed, "I know!"

The birthday boy asked curiously, "Do you know like this?"

Wukong said: "You deliberately show weakness in the mobile phone market, Erlang God and Red Boy are complacent, and continue to increase investment in mobile phones, but the funds are trapped and there is no time to develop other products." Immortals from all walks of life have also joined the battle group to form a fierce situation, and in the end, they will lose due to the oversaturation of the mobile phone market. And you are taking advantage of this opportunity to seize the market in emerging areas......"

The birthday star hurriedly stopped: "Be quiet!

Wukong said: "I have investigated just now, there is no photography equipment around here, it seems that they all care about the foxy queen of the bhikshu country." ”

Shou Xing said: "Great Sage Brother, let's talk about the matter in front of us, right?"

Wukong said: "Did you come here specifically for this thief deer?"

The birthday star said: "Isn't it just for him." ”

Goku asked, "Could this thief deer be your mount?"

Shou Xing said: "He is not only my mount, but also my apprentice." ”

Wukong said: "No wonder I can escape so fast, it turns out to be a professional traveler." ”

The birthday star said: "Hehe, no matter how fast he is, he is not as fast as the Great Sage." ”

Wukong said: "But you are too coincidental! If you don't come soon, you won't come sooner, I just said that I was going to kill him, and you came here!"

Shouxing said: "This is thanks to Fuxing." He was watching your live show when he suddenly recognized my faucet crutch and notified me. As soon as I heard about it, I hurried over. ”

Wukong said: "Okay, you old man with a birthday star, you actually connived at your subordinates to cause chaos to the Buddha's plan to go west!"

The birthday star said: "Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!"

Wukong said: "A misunderstanding can't be separated from it." ”

Shou Xing said: "Brother, don't you know, this white deer has become a spirit in the lower realm because of your relationship." ”

Wukong said: "You lost the population, why are you to blame Lao Sun?

The birthday star said: "Whoever is is the son!"

Wukong said, "No! I don't have a son as old as you. ”

The birthday star said: "Serious eight hundred! It really has something to do with you." ”

Wukong was curious: "Let's hear it?"

Shou Xing said: "I think back then, you messed up the Heavenly Palace......"

Wukong interjected, "That was hundreds of years ago!"

The birthday star said: "Listen to me well." ”

Wukong said: "Okay, you say, I won't interrupt you." ”

Shou Xing continued: "Back then, when you messed up the Heavenly Palace, the Jade Emperor was helpless, so I wanted to ask the Earth Immortals and the immortals of our overseas Immortal Mountains to help. But Heavenly Court has always been strong and domineering, no one is willing to help, and they all come up with all kinds of excuses to shirk. At that time, the heavenly court also sent someone to invite me, and I was in a hurry, so I asked this thief deer to take my dragon head staff out to hide for a while. Heavenly Court saw that my signature magic weapon was lost, and it was not good to ask me to help again. Now you understand why I said it has something to do with you, right?"

Wukong said: "It turns out that there is such a story! No wonder only Buddhism helped Heavenly Court back then." ”

The birthday star mysteriously leaned into Wukong's ear and said, "Do you remember the masked hero who gave you the Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill back then?"

Wukong exclaimed, "It turned out to be you!"

Birthday star: "Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Goku changed the subject: "You want to bring him back?"

The birthday star said: "This ...... What did the Great Sage say?"

Wukong said: "This is not good, my master said, this guy killed children and teenagers, he must be killed." ”

The birthday star said: "But none of those children died." ”

Wukong said: "He has been in the lower realm for hundreds of years, and he doesn't know how many children he has killed!"

The thief deer was also very interesting, and hurriedly defended: "Great Sage, you misunderstood! In the past, I had to avoid the search of my master, and I have been living in seclusion, and the big deal is that I have taken a few fairy girls." I didn't hurt anyone!"

The birthday star also said: "Yes, yes." After this guy escaped, he refused to go back. I searched him everywhere, but I couldn't find any trace of him, and I didn't know where to hide. ”

Wukong said: "This is just his one-sided words, how can you be accurate?"

The birthday star replied with a serious face: "Great Sage, if you find out that this thief deer has killed a child in the future, I will never intercede for him, and let you be beaten to death with a stick!"

Wukong said: "But what did my master say?"

Shou Xing said: "When I was in Wuzhuang Guan, I did your master a great favor, he should always sell me a face, right?"

Wukong said: "That's it...... But there are a few things that have to be promised to me. ”

Shou Xing said: "We are all old acquaintances, you are really willing to blackmail me!"

Wukong said: "Look at what you said! I blackmail no one will blackmail you!, right?"

The birthday star said: "This is almost the same! Then you can come and hear it?"

Wukong said: "This first case, the bhikshu king is a faint king, you have to go there yourself and help me be a witness." ”

There is no difficulty in such a request, so the birthday star simply agreed.

Wukong said, "In order to complete this task successfully, you have to cure that king." ”

Who is the birthday star? He is a veritable medical master! You let such a leading figure in the medical field cure the kidney deficiency of a mortal king? Or is it really a chicken slaughtering knife!

But the birthday boy didn't complain at all, and simply agreed: "Yes!

Wukong then said, "You can take this thief deer with you, but you have to keep the roots. ”

The birthday star said: "What do you mean?"

Wukong said: "It means: physical castration!"

Bailu wailed, "Can't!"

Wukong scolded: "I'm talking to your master, it's none of your business!"

Bailu said: "Isn't it my business!"

Shou Xing said: "Brother, let's discuss this matter." ”

Wukong said: "There's no need to discuss! Leave your head without roots, leave roots without your head!"

Shou Xing said: "Oh, brother, let me tell you, the antler velvet of this thief deer is the best material for my medicine, and it can't be missing." ”

Wukong said: "You keep the antler velvet, I don't want it." ”

Shou Xing said: "But if there are no roots, the antler velvet will not be able to grow anymore." ”

Wukong said strangely: "There is still such a statement?"

The birthday star said: "What am I lying to you for!"

Wukong said: "What does this have to do with deer antler velvet?

Shou Xing said: "Why is it not scientific? Do you think those eunuchs who have been tortured by the palace can still grow beards again?"

Wukong said: "That's really the reason......! Then you let me think about it. ”

The birthday star said: "What else do you think! I'll give you half a gourd elixir, this matter can be regarded as a turning page!"

Wukong said: "Hey, if this word spreads, others won't say that I blackmailed you." ”

The birthday star said: "You love me, who dares to have an opinion! ”

Wukong said: "Then you have to take care of him from now on." ”

The birthday star said: "The next time he causes trouble, you stew him directly." ”

Wukong said: "Okay, I'll spare him for the sake of Lao Xing's face." ”

The birthday star said: "Thank you Grandpa Dasheng soon!"

Bailu hurriedly stepped forward to thank him.

Wukong said, "Then you will go with me to the country of bhikshus, right?"

The birthday star said: "Okay! Okay! Okay! You have the final say." ”

So Wukong returned to the country of bhikshus with the birthday star and the white deer in his original form.

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Now that the facts are in front of us, and at the same time there is a birthday star as a witness, this case can be regarded as an iron case.

The king asked, "What about my beautiful queen, is it a human or a demon?"

Bailu said: "She is a white-faced vixen. ”

The king asked, "Where has she been now?"

Bailu said: "I don't know either." ”

Wukong shouted: "Now that it's happened, do you still want to protect her!"

Bailu said: "Grandpa the Great Sage, this fox is also mixed in the road, she has always lived in a fixed place, and her whereabouts are uncertain, I really don't know." ”

Xuanzang said: "Forget it." Without this white deer as a backer, that vixen is just an ordinary monster, so there is nothing to worry about. ”

Wukong said, "I'm afraid that she will come back in the future to confuse the bhikshu king." ”

Xuanzang said angrily: "You have let go of Bailu, do you still care about a fox spirit?"

The birthday star snorted and diverted the topic: "King Bhikkhu, I have three fire dates here, and you will be healed by eating them, and you will live longer." ”

The king hastened to thank him.

The birthday star said: "Okay, everything that needs to be done is done, and I should also go." ”

Where is the king willing to let people go, insisting on keeping guests. You think, this is a birthday star, a unique longevity god in the Three Realms, if you can take the opportunity to build a good relationship, it is better than any panacea!

The birthday star couldn't refuse, so he had to stay as a guest.

For a time, the table was hung with embroidered weft, the red carpet was laid on the ground, and the palace feast officially started. Of course, the birthday star doesn't care about these anymore, but he is beautiful and bad for Bajie and Wujing, two foodies.

Suddenly, the wind and clouds were whirling, as if the two armies were at war, and everyone was in front of them, but only the disc remained. Xuanzang's expression was not very natural, and Wukong laughed dryly twice, and the king was peaceful, and he was also called adding vegetables and rice.

After the feast was over, the birthday star said goodbye, he rode a white deer and walked away on the clouds. Xuanzang said: "Apprentice, send it back to Xiao'er quickly, we should also go on the road." ”

Wukong agreed, and then summoned the gods to send back more than a thousand children, and the relatives were reunited and the whole country celebrated.

This time it stabbed the beecomb. The parents who had their children poured into the palace to thank the holy monks from the east, and they were so hard that even the king could not forbid them.

Xuanzang said: "This noodle is very hot, what's the matter?"

Bajie hurriedly said: "People are sincere to stay, we can't refute face." ”

Wujing said: "Master, we have also walked hard all these years, so let's just rest for a few days." ”

Wukong said: "Yes, yes, a combination of work and rest." ”

So, today the east family has a banquet, tomorrow the west family has a banquet, and they have eaten and drunk the sea for more than a month before they get out of the city.

In other words, the happy days of the scripture-learning team are over, and the wilderness survival column is on the air again.