Text Chapter 185: Want to play palace fighting again?

Xuanzang was bored, so he had to take Wukong and others back to the post house.

As soon as he entered the post house, Xuanzang said: "Wukong, how should I deal with this matter today?"

Wukong said: "Master, I have seen clearly, this country is a goblin!"

Xuanzang said: "What kind of essence is it?"

Wukong said: "It's a deer spirit." ”

Xuanzang said: "This thief deer, are you sure to surrender to him?"

Wukong said: "The Tao of this monster is not high, low or not, but it is not very difficult to take." Well, this king is too mediocre. We took the monster and offended the king. ”

Bajie said: "Anyway, the customs clearance document has been signed, what are we afraid of! If the king sends troops to stop him, he can simply use the immobilization to stop it. ”

Xuanzang said: "This is not good for reputation, I think it is better to think in the long run." ”

Bajie said: "What method has Master thought of again?"

Xuanzang said: "This king is addicted to women, and he is too deeply poisoned, it is really difficult to make him wake up." ”

Bajie said: "Otherwise, use a magical power and quietly castrate this king, and he will never have evil thoughts again." ”

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, this kind of thing can only be said to be a joke, but you can't really do that." ”

Bajie said: "I have another wonderful way!"

Xuanzang said: "Tell me about it?"

Bajie said: "Since this king is lustful, then let Brother Monkey turn into a beauty to seduce the king!"

Wukong said: "Bajie, how did you come up with such a bad idea?"

Bajie said: "Bad idea! What is bad idea! I want you to become my wife back then, and then fool me so that you don't want it!"

Wukong was speechless for a while!

The more Bajie spoke, the more excited he became, and he continued: "You become a beautiful woman to compete with that lady for favor, and a palace fight drama is going to be staged again! The specific operation is like this: we think of a way to fool the king out of the palace, and then arrange a chance encounter......

Wukong interrupted with a laugh: "What a lame plot!"

Bajie asked, "Why are you lame?"

Wukong said: "This king is sick like this, how can you fool him out of the palace?

Bajie said: "Then it can be arranged in the palace." You will change into a beautiful palace maid, and I will design a twists and turns and bizarre life history for you, such as the princess of the dead country who is like a wanderer, or the maid of Lingding, Li Dai Taozhuang, and because she was too beautiful during the draft, she was calculated, and finally had to be a hard-working palace maid, and then you met the king at the wrong time and in the wrong place. Brother Monkey, think about it, a big pervert like him, when he sees you as a graceful Monkey King, he will definitely be so fascinated that he can't find the north. After a short period of getting along, you have a smile on your face, want to refuse and welcome, and then ......"

Wukong directly interrupted: "That's not good! That's not good!"

Bajie said: "Are you worried about the lack of experience in this area, that's no problem at all! I can also design the dialogue for you for free, make sure you don't miss anything!"

Wukong said: "Bajie, it's not what you think......"

Bajie's eyes lit up and said: "Such a wonderful play, it will definitely be hot!"

Wukong shouted: "If you say no, you won't do it!

Bajie said: "Why can't it be done? Explanation! I need an explanation!"

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, Wukong is right, this car can't be driven like this." ”

Bajie said: "Then he became my daughter-in-law to fool me! Also, when he was in the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, Xiaolong also turned into a palace maid to fool the Kui Wood Wolf, and you still praised him." ”

Xuanzang said: "The two of them are just interested in it, and they just play tickets occasionally." And the plan you proposed is too big, it's just monstrous, and it will be out of rhythm. ”

Bajie said: "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, isn't there no solution?"

Wukong said: "I suddenly thought of a way. ”

Bajie said: "You said to listen to it?"

Wukong said: "I'm going to meet this country alone." If he is stubborn, I will beat him to death with a stick, and then I will take on his appearance and deceive the king. ”

Bajie said: "How long can you hide it?"

Wukong said: "When Master leaves the realm of bhikshus, I will find another excuse to retreat." Isn't that enough?"

Xuanzang said: "What's the use of a beast like this that mutilates children?

Wukong said: "It's up to Master." ”

Xuanzang said again: "But there are still two points to consider. First, if the king's illness is not cured, it is inevitable that he will go to the child's heart and liver for medicine. Second, what about the beautiful woman that the monster gave to the king?"

Wukong said: "Simple. Let Bajie make a prescription and cure the king's illness. As for the queen, it depends on whether she is a goblin or not. If it's a goblin, get rid of it, and if it's a mortal, just take it away and place it again. As long as I become the ruler of the country, all problems will be solved. ”

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, it's no problem to prescribe a prescription, right?"

Bajie boasted: "With a professor of genitourology and urology like me, everything is fine." ”

Xuanzang said: "Okay, just do it according to Wukong's method." ”

The master and apprentice had just finished discussing, but they heard the noise of people outside the door and their footsteps were chaotic.

Xuanzang said: "What's going on?"

Wukong said: "Master, listening to the footsteps, there are a lot of people outside. Let's wait and see what happens. ”

After a short time, Yi Cheng brought in a few officers. The leader of the officer said, "Elder Tang, my family's long live Lord is invited." ”

Xuanzang said: "Official, what does Your Majesty have to say when summoning the poor monks?"

The officer said: "I am only responsible for inviting people, as for what His Majesty thinks, I don't know." ”

Wukong interjected and asked, "Do you need to send an officer to lead the team to invite someone?"

The officer said: "Your Majesty has an order, and I dare not disobey." If the elders are acquaintances, come with us. ”

Wukong said, "No problem. But our team has always been in the same league and in the same way. If you want to go, everybody is going to go. ”

The officers are outnumbered, and where will they look at a few fashions. So he said, "That's fine." Go with you. ”

In the end, a group of soldiers escorted the master and apprentice into the palace together.

This time I entered the palace, and it was different from last time. I saw that the armor above the golden hall was distinct, and it was full of captains in brocade clothes.

Xuanzang said: "What is the matter with Your Majesty looking for a poor monk?"

The king said, "So you said it was appropriate, and that would be great!"

Xuanzang said: "What is appropriate, please make it clear to Your Majesty." ”

The king said on the side: "My king wants to borrow the heart and liver of the elders. ”

Xuanzang said: "Do you want to be a medicine primer?"

Guozhang said: "Sure enough, it's on the road, just guess it!"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, the king wants to borrow my heart to use it." ”

Wukong said: "How can this heart be borrowed? ”

Guozhang said: "If you know each other, my king will definitely build a temple for you and worship it all year round." If you don't, you're bored. ”

Wukong said, "You said this?"

Guozhang said: "I just said, what can you do?"

Wukong laughed and said, "Okay, you're a monster! You can hide it from the king, but you can't hide it from me! Do you know who I am?"

Guozhang said: "Isn't it just an ugly monk?"

Wukong said: "Lonely and unheard of monster, don't you recognize my grandson?"

Guozhang was puzzled: "Old grandson, which old grandson?"

Wukong said: "How many more old grandsons can there be? I am the Monkey King of the Monkey King of the Great Chaos Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, have you ever heard of it?"

As soon as Guozhang heard that it was Sun Wukong, his face turned white!

This Sun Monkey is a big evil star, and he can't afford to provoke it! The national abbot is about to run away when he rides the clouds.

Wukong was willing to let him go, and he stopped him with a stick. The two of them come and go in the clouds, fighting each other. Wukong used the golden hoop stick to make a fatal move, and the national ruler used a dragon head staff to support it.

To say that this monster's mana is much worse than Goku's, but the dragon head staff in his hand has a skill of life guardian aura, which can cancel out most of Goku's attack power.

Wukong smiled: "It seems that your cane is a good baby, interesting! interesting!"

Guozhang did not answer, and concentrated on fighting. It's a pity that his mana is not high, he has less attack and more defense, and he is suppressed by Wukong to death. After about twenty rounds of fighting, the monster saw that it was invincible, and immediately turned into a cold light and fled quickly to the northeast.

Wukong Qi said, "Hey, the speed of escape is quite fast!" He didn't hesitate and chased all the way.

At this time, the king listened to the report of the palace people, and defended the monster: "The prince is not like a monster, don't wronged the good people, the holy monks!"

Bajie shouted sharply: "He has harmed you like this, and you still speak for him! If it weren't for our scripture-learning team passing by in time, you would soon die of overexercise!"

As soon as the king heard that his life was at stake, he immediately heard it clearly. Hey, it turns out that this guy is selectively deaf.

He replied suspiciously: "But the national abbot also prepared a pair of special medicine for me." If he wants to harm me, why should he heal me?"

Bajie sneered: "! It's pure! Where can your disease be cured by a child's heart and liver? A child's heart and liver can't be aphrodisiac! I'll tell you the truth, his evil prescription is for himself, and you have been blinded by him!"

The monster was driven away, and the imperial doctors and ministers were emboldened, and they all stood up to praise Bajie.

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As more and more people praised Bajie, the king's mind began to slowly waver.

In the end, under this powerful public opinion offensive, the king's trust in Bajie finally rose to 95%!

Xuanzang further added: "Your Majesty, if the prince is not a monster, why should he run away?"

As soon as the voice fellβ€”

"Ding!" The system prompts that the king's trust in the scripture study team has reached the full value, and all members of the team receive the permanent title of "Loyal Old Friend of the King of Bhikshus". The holder of this title can come and go freely in the palace of the king of the bhikshus, and eat and die.

"Ding!" The system prompts that the friendship level of the scripture-learning team in the Bhikshu Kingdom has reached the full value, and all members of the team will receive the permanent title of "Savior of Future Hope in the Bhikshu Country". Holders of this title can eat and drink throughout the bhikshu kingdom and have an 80% reduction in the purchase price of all items.

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It's a pity that Xuanzang and they are not short of money, so the attributes attached to these two titles are of no use.

Things went well, but the king was still a little unrelenting, and he asked, "If the prince is a monster, what about the widowed queen?"

Xuanzang said: "She and the goblins are most likely also goblins." ”

Bajie said: "Master, I'll go and arrest that demon queen and let this king see!"

Xuanzang said: "Apprentices can't! How can Your Majesty's harem trespass! Let Your Majesty deal with it yourself." ”

The king immediately issued a decree announcing that the queen had come to see him. Not long after, the palace people reported that the queen had fled.

A woman can actually escape from the heavily guarded palace, isn't it a monster?

So the king's last thoughts were gone.