As I walked, I suddenly saw a large mansion. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Bajie said: "Master, let's do it, this one looks quite tyrant, it should be enough for me and Senior Brother Sha to have a full meal." ”

Xuanzang said: "Then let's do it." Goku, go knock on the door. ”

Goku walked to the door and knocked on the door, and an old man came out of it, with a cane.

Wukong greeted: "Old donor, we are monks who went to the West Heaven to seek scriptures. Passing by here today, I came to spend the night here, and I would like to ask you to make it convenient. ”

This old man was a Buddhist believer, and as soon as he heard that it was a monk who had learned scriptures, he quickly invited the master and apprentice in.

Everyone entered the hall and sat down, and the old man asked the little servant to serve tea, and ordered someone to make a meal.

Before the meal was served, everyone began to chat.

In the process of chatting, the old man described the general situation of the Flame Mountain, which was nothing more than that after sending the property, the princess of the iron fan came to fan out the mountain fire, and then she could grow food, and as soon as the food was harvested, the mountain fire began to burn again, just like it was designed.

In Wukong's words, Princess Iron Fan's behavior is to collect protection money in exchange for a banana fan, while the old man calls it a blessing, which is different, but in fact, it means the same.

After listening to this, Xuanzang said: "It seems that this banana fan must be borrowed." ”

Wukong said: "Master, don't worry, I'll go early tomorrow." ”

The old man said: "Cuiyun Mountain is 1,500 miles away from here. If you want to go, you need to do a lot of preparation first. If you prepare too little appearance fee, the Iron Fan Fairy will never buy it. ”

Wukong said: "Where is there such trouble, my grandson can go alone empty-handed!"

The old man only thought he was talking big, and he didn't pay much attention to it.

The crowd continued. Not long after, the meal was ready, everyone had eaten, it was still early, and they continued to chat.

The old man sighed: "The land here is vast and sparsely populated, and there are no harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes, but this mountain fire is too bad." If there were no wildfires, this would really be a paradise. ”

Wukong said: "If there is a chance, I will think of a way for you to let this mountain fire break its roots." ”

The old man said, "You elder is talking big again! This mountain of flames has been burning for endless years, and I have never heard of anyone who can make this mountain fire break its roots!"

Wukong said: "Little Lao'er, you are so ignorant! ”

Xuanzang smiled and said: "Old donor, I also have some means in this apprentice, maybe I can really get this done, I don't know." ”

The old man was surprised: "Elder Tang, you also said so!"

Xuanzang said: "If he doesn't have the ability, how can I come here from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?"

The old man was overjoyed and said, "It makes sense! I believe what you say!"

Wukong rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, Master, you won, he doesn't believe in me but believes in you!"

Several people chatted until late at night, and each slept peacefully, and there was nothing to say all night.

The next day, Wukong went to Cuiyun Mountain alone.

Wukong had drunk wine in Basho Cave in Cuiyun Mountain before, so he was naturally familiar with the way, and a somersault cloud arrived. When he reached the entrance of the cave, he began to call for the door. After a while, the door of the cave opened, and a little banshee came out.

The banshee said, "Who is knocking here?"

Wukong said: "Please tell the princess the beauty, I'm here to report the good news." ”

The banshee said, "You report your name first, and then I can go back." ”

Wukong said: "I am from the east and my name is Monkey King." ”

The banshee inquired about Wukong's identity and went back to the cave to report to Princess Iron Fan.

As soon as the princess heard the words 'Monkey King', she couldn't help but be angry: "This monkey is so bold, he dares to come to the door! Go and get my cloak!"

After a while, the princess stopped wearing a cloak and rushed out of the hole with two more Qingfeng swords.

When Wukong saw the princess, he stepped forward and saluted, "Oh, hello sister-in-law! I haven't seen her for hundreds of years, and my sister-in-law is even more beautiful than ever." ”

The princess shouted angrily, "Which is your sister-in-law!

Wukong said: "I, my Monkey King!

The princess said, "Sun Wukong, what about Sun Wukong?"

Wukong said: "Brother Niu and I are sworn brothers, I have been here here before, and I have drunk wine." ”

The princess said, "You still know that the cow is your brother!

Wukong said: "Where do you start with this?"

The princess said, "Was the red boy sent by you to Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea?"

Wukong said: "It's me." Oh, what's our relationship, you don't need to thank you at all, isn't that a lot of extraordinary?"

The princess laughed angrily and said, "Sun Wukong, do you want to pretend to be crazy and stupid in front of me!"

Wukong said: "Oh, sister-in-law......"

The princess interrupted: "I have a grudge against you, don't be close!"

Wukong said: "I don't call you sister-in-law, do you call you Britney?"

The princess said: "Oh! That's the line of Journey to the West! It's too shameless for you to plagiarize so Chiguoguo!"

Wukong said, "Then what should I call you?"

The princess said, "Don't you claim to be an expert negotiator? You have come to convince me? If you say that you are not convinced, I will be rude to you!"

Wukong said: "Then we started all over again." Oh, big sister, I'm here to report the good news!"

The princess said: "My son has been cheated by you, what kind of good news are you coming!"

Wukong said: "I didn't cheat him." Now he is the chief financial officer of Luojiashan, and he is the celebrity next to Guanyin Bodhisattva. Whoever cares about money, a lot of righteous gods are so envious that they don't want it!"

The princess said: "I have a huge family business here waiting for him to inherit, but I go to work for others." And said you didn't cheat him!"

Wukong said: "Tell me, what is the purpose of my master and I who have worked so hard to learn the scriptures? Now that the red boy has been reused by the Bodhisattva at a young age, he doesn't need to take the test, and he has directly become a middle and senior manager of Buddhism! Such a good thing is difficult to find with a lantern. ”

The princess said: "Find you big-headed ghost! I think at the beginning, my son occupied the mountain as the king and was free, how happy." What about now? Even the freedom of access is restricted, what's the good thing?"

Wukong said: "If you can't achieve the right result, you will definitely suffer from reincarnation." What is your ascetic practice? Isn't it also so that you can live with heaven and earth, and shine with the sun and the moon?"

As a mother, I just want to see my son often, and to see him at ease and happy. ”

Wukong said: "Wrong! Wrong! I think I thought the same way at the beginning, but then I thought about it carefully, fame and fortune are all dung, Wang Tu hegemony, and it became empty in an instant, and the so-called happy life is just a momentary pleasure of greed." Only by transcendent sanctification and seeking the freedom of the heart is the great freedom. ”

The princess said: "Don't lie to me with those Buddhist nonsense! I only know that my son was abducted by you to become a monk at a young age, and it is difficult for me to see him!"

Wukong said, "I've told you so much, why are you so stubborn? As long as you lend me a fan, I will immediately go to the South China Sea to bring the red boy over to meet you, what do you think?"

The princess sneered: "You still have to negotiate terms with me, so I don't believe your nonsense!

Alas, this is a sister-in-law, how can Sun Wukong do it? So he stood there motionless and let the Iron Fan Princess cut it.

In the end, Princess Iron Fan was tired into a dog, and she didn't hurt Sun Wukong at all.

Can't the old lady be able to hide if she can't cut it? Thinking of this, the princess turned around and was about to slip away.

This time Wukong was in a hurry, and he shouted, "Wait a minute!"

When the princess heard this, her face changed, and she hurriedly covered her stomach and asked, "Sun Monkey, what do you want to do!"

Wukong asked curiously, "Sister-in-law, are you swollen?"

The princess said, "I'm not swollen." ”

Wukong said: "Since it's not swollen, why are you holding your stomach?"

The princess said, "Do I have it?" Oh, probably a subconscious move. ”

Wukong said: "Why is there this knee-jerk action?"

The princess said impatiently, "I told you that it was a subconscious action, how do I know why? ”

Wukong said: "But if you don't hold your stomach, how can I ask such a question?"

The princess said: "Sun Monkey, if you still have any fart, let it go, the old lady still has a lot of business to deal with, and I don't have time for you to be blind." ”

Wukong said, "Okay, okay, let's get down to business, shall we?"

The princess said, "Talking about the fan?"

Wukong said: "That's right, it's about the fan." ”

The princess said, "Then you go and ask the cow, don't come and ask me." ”

Wukong said: "But the banana fan is yours." ”

The princess said, "But my man is his." ”

Wukong said: "Sister-in-law, don't come to me." You and Brother Niu are having an awkward quarrel, I'll go find him to have a fart. ”

The princess said: "If you don't borrow it, you won't borrow it, get out!"

Wukong said: "Sister-in-law, I've been standing still and letting you cut it for a long time, how can you say that you won't borrow it now?"

The princess said, "Do you really want to borrow it?"

Wukong said: "If I didn't really ask you to borrow it, then what nonsense would I still be standing here!"

The princess gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, then I'll lend it to you!"

With that, she took out the banana fan and waved it at Wukong. The instantaneous wind blew Wukong unstable and rushed to the sky.

Goku shouted, "You wait! I'll be back!"

The princess ignores Wukong and returns to the cave in victory.

Wukong flew in the air, and this flight flew to Mount Meru.

He looked around and sighed lamentingly: "Emma, isn't this Lingji Bodhisattva's Little Sumeru Mountain, why did I come back here again!"

The Taoist at the gate of the Zen monastery recognized Wukong and stepped forward to greet him: "Oh, isn't this the Holy Brother, what kind of wind blew you here today?"

Wukong said, "You're right! I'm really blown by the wind!"

Dao Dao said: "I'm just joking, you take it seriously! Great Sage, don't you be so stingy." ”

Wukong said: "I lied to you that you were a puppy, and it was indeed blown by the wind!"

Daodao: "Is there really such a thing?"

Wukong said: "I went to Cuiyun Mountain Basho Cave to borrow a fan, but the Bull Demon King refused to borrow it, and blew me here." ”

Daodao: "Since you're here, why don't you go in and have a cup of tea to relieve your boredom?"

Wukong said: "Disturb!

Dao said: "You're welcome!"

So the Taoist entered and went to pray to Lingji Bodhisattva.