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After another day of walking, I saw a small town.

From a distance, this town is dilapidated and deserted, and there are not many people to be seen.

Wujing sighed: "I can't imagine that there are still people living in such a hot place." ”

Xuanzang said: "Although it is hot here, there are few jackals, tigers and leopards, and it is not a paradise." ”

Wukong said: "Yes, every place has its advantages and disadvantages. It's a vast and sparsely populated area, and at least they don't lack land. ”

Bajie said: "What can you do if you have land, you can't grow food in such a climate!"

Wukong said: "You can't say that. Since they can survive here, they naturally have their own way of survival. ”

The master and apprentice were chatting, and suddenly saw a young man pushing a trolley and shouting at the entrance of the town: "Oh, the cake seller!

When Bajie heard that there was a cake to eat, he hurriedly called loudly: "Cake seller, come here!"

That Sao Nian came over with a cart.

Bajie asked, "How do you sell this cake?"

Sao Nian said: "One penny a piece." ”

Bajie stretched out his hand into his arms, took out twenty yuan, and said: "Here is twenty yuan, I will buy ten cakes." ”

Sao Nian said: "Ten pieces of cake only cost ten pennies." ”

Bajie said: "We lack everything, but we don't lack money, can we?"

Wow, I've met a big wrong, this can really be there!

Sao Nian excitedly took ten pieces of cake to Bajie. Bajie took the cake in his hand, and suddenly jumped up and scared the young man to the ground.

The pig's head shouted: "Why is this cake so hot, are you trying to make money and kill yourself!"

Sao Nian trembled and said, "Big brother, what are you kidding! This is a flaming mountain, you shouldn't come here if you are too hot!"

Bajie touched the back of his head and said apologetically: "Oh, yes, this is the Flame Mountain, so I blame you wrong." ”

Sao Nian said: "Is the cake still or?"

Bajie said: "I'm not interested in eating this cake, so I'll return it to you." ”

Sao Nian said: "Then I'll pay you back." ”

Bajie said: "No, brother, I am rich and capricious!"

Sao Nian happily took the money and left.

Wukong said: "Bajie, don't you like to eat very much, why did you pay for it today, but you returned the cake to him?"

Bajie said: "You are stupid to me! The town is in front of you, and you can go to the restaurant immediately, who still eats cakes." I just wanted to try it, but I didn't expect it to be so hot!"

Wukong said: "Bajie, we haven't copied the monster's house for a long time, so we have to save some money." ”

Bajie said: "I use private money!"

Wukong said: "It's not like I lost to you at the beginning! Anyway, we haven't had a good gamble for a long time, how many laps will we rub tonight?"

Bajie said: "Fight too much and hurt your anger! The old rule, one penny and one bet are enough." ”

Wukong said: "One penny, one bet! When do I have to win back!"

Bajie said: "Don't fight if you're too small!"

Wukong said: "It's decided, a penny and a note, let's see you tonight, the decisive battle will be until dawn!"

Bajie said: "Gambling a penny, I think you are poor and crazy!"

Wukong said: "Okay, you are not allowed to deny it when the time comes." ”

Bajie said: "Hehe, bet so little, you and I are afraid of you," he changed the topic and asked again: "By the way, Brother Monkey, why do you say this Flame Mountain is so hot?"

Wukong said: "It is said that a hole was broken in the sky back then, and Nuwa Niangniang used Samadhi True Fire to refine stones to make up for the sky, but accidentally fell a red-burned multicolored stone......

Bajie exclaimed: "Tongling Treasure Jade!"

Wukong said: "That's another piece! I'm talking about the Flaming Mountain, how did you get to "The Story of the Stone"? How big do you think your brain hole should be!"

Bajie said: "Oh? Could it be that there was more than one multicolored stone that fell back then?"

Wukong said, "Yes, don't you know?"

Bajie was most interested in this kind of partial knowledge, and as soon as he heard that there were two stones falling from the sky, he immediately became interested, so he humbly asked: "Then Brother Monkey, you continue, by the way, give me a rising posture for my junior brother?"

Wukong said: "After this piece of multicolored stone fell, the embers were not extinguished, and they turned into a mountain of flames. ”

Bajie asked, "What about the other piece, why didn't it turn into another flame mountain?"

Wukong said, "The other stone has never been refined by the Samadhi True Fire, so it is not hot. After it fell, it turned into a psychic jade. In fact, Tongling Baoyu is the later Lin Daiyu. ”

Bajie said: "Nonsense! When will Tongling Baoyu become Lin Daiyu again? It doesn't seem to be written like this in the book!"

Wukong asked rhetorically, "What is written in that book?"

Bajie said: "I remember that Jia Baoyu is the stone that fell from the sky." ”

Wukong said: "Senior brother, you are mistaken!"

Bajie said: "Shouldn't it? I remember writing it like this." ”

Wukong said: "I have evidence!"

Bajie said: "What evidence?"

Wukong said: "How did you sing that song? Sister Lin fell from the sky—— didn't she fall from the sky?"

Bajie said: "Hey! That's really how you sing!"

Wukong continued: "This secret story of the Three Realms is recorded in a book called 'Strange Tales of Wood and Stone', and not many people know about it. ”

The more Bajie listened, the more interested he became, and he asked, "What about later?"

Wukong said: "In the end, Xue Baochai married Zhen Baoyu unexpectedly. And Jia Baoyu exerted the great spirit of shamelessness and lifelessness, and after many stalking, he finally tied the knot with Lin Daiyu and raised his eyebrows. Since then, both couples have lived a happy and happy life as immortals. ”

Bajie said: "Since Lin Daiyu is that stone, then Jia Baoyu is that piece of wood?"

Wukong said: "That's right! And Jia Baoyu's wood is sprinkled at every turn, smashing cups and bowls, and his reputation is extremely bad." ”

Bajie said: "So later Lin Daiyu was reincarnated as Wang Yuyan?"

Wukong said: "Oh! Senior brother, you really have understanding, you can understand it at all!"

Bajie said: "Boundless Mountain Langhuan blessed land! Jade statue! Wang Yuyan is indeed the reincarnation of Tongling Baoyu!"

Wukong said: "Yes, think about it: why is Duan Yu's piece of wood like Jia Baoyu, and he has no reputation at all? Because he is the reincarnation of Jia Baoyu." Senior brother, now you understand the mystery, right?"

Bajie said: "Later, Wang Yuyan fell into the dry well, but was caught by Duan Yu! Caught it! She caught it like this! I will take it, and a dry well version of Sister Lin will fall from the sky!"

Wukong said: "Routines! These are all routines!"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, what you said is so reasonable! The same is the male protagonist's infatuation, the female protagonist's heart is temperamental, the story is twists and turns, and after all kinds of ups and downs, in the end, good things are harmonious, and everyone is happy." Needless to say, comedy!"

Wukong said: "Then you don't need to say! This must be a comedy!"

Bajie said: "But I heard from the grapevine that Duan Yu and Wang Yuyan broke up later. What's going on here?"

Wukong said: "Ahem, in fact, there is a secret here. ”

Bajie said: "There is actually another hidden secret?"

Wukong said: "Now I'll tell you this secret, you can't just take it out and say it, this is the secret of the Three Realms." ”

Bajie couldn't wait to promise: "Okay, okay, I will never take it out and talk nonsense, just tell me quickly!"

Wukong said: "The specific reason is this: Lao Jin is worried that he will fail to cross the catastrophe after revealing the heavenly secret, so he tries to hide this historical fact by rewriting the plot." ”

Bajie said: "No! He is a generation of martial arts masters! I heard that some time ago, he upgraded the eighteen palms of dragon descent to twenty-eight dragon palms! A supreme master like him is not just a joke to cross a catastrophe!"

Wukong said: "Because he is too cautious! There is a poem as proof: Lao Jin is only cautious in his life!"

Wujing said: "Senior brother, isn't it because you like to watch comedies?"

Wukong exclaimed, "Oh, you can see the thoughts I have hidden so deeply!

Wujing said: "Senior brother, you are a happy immortal in the world, of course you like comedy, not tragedy, what is so hard to guess?"

Wukong said: "The joy of the world! That's right, yes, I'm the joy of the world, hahahaha!"

Wujing said: "But I think it's one of the eight sufferings, and you can't ask that the ending of every story must be in line with your wishes. ”

Wukong said: "Hey, junior brother, think about it: this life is so short in the world, why can't you have more laughter and less sorrow?"

At this time, Xuanzang interjected: "Yo, you guys are chatting quite well." ”

Wukong and Bajie said in unison: "It feels really good!"

Xuanzang said: "Then do you want to take this scripture?"

Wukong said: "Of course we have to take it! Unfortunately, we were unlucky and came across this burning multicolored stone." ”

Bajie said: "If it is really Samadhi True Fire, can there still be people living here?"

Wukong said: "It has been burning since ancient times, and after burning for so many years, it is estimated that the fire is much weaker." ”

Bajie said: "No matter how weak it is, it is still the true fire of Samadhi." How can we get by!"

Wukong said: "Isn't there still an iron fan princess?" Just borrow her fan and the fire will be contained. Then we can get over. ”

Bajie said: "Isn't the princess of the iron fan just a red child? You want to borrow a fan from her, I can't see it!

Wukong said: "yes, I also feel quite a headache. Bajie, aren't you an expert in psychology, why don't you persuade her?"

Bajie smiled mysteriously and said, "Brother Monkey, are you sure?"

Wukong thought about it, Bajie is unreliable, if there is a moth in the whole thing, that old cow will be furious!

So he changed his words and said, "Forget it, you don't have to go." But you can help me with ideas. ”

Bajie's mouth opened into an O-shape, looking like Columbus had discovered the New World: "Hey, when did Brother Monkey beg me, I can't afford it, little brother." ”

Wukong said: "Oh, this has to deal with women, or you are better at it, brother." ”

Bajie said: "You are also very good at dealing with women, that white bone spirit was beaten to death by you with three sticks." ”

Wukong said: "This iron fan princess is different! She's my sister-in-law, can't she be knocked to death with a few sticks?"

Bajie said: "Okay, for the sake of your sincerity, I will teach you two tricks." Remember, when you met Princess Iron Fan, tell her that her son is now the CFO of Raksha Mountain. You have to boast about this profession, such as high salary, good benefits, easy work, you can make a lot of extra money, and you can flirt with the dragon girl sister or something in your spare time. Perhaps as soon as she was pleased, she lent you the fan. ”

Wukong said, "Are you sure this can work?"

Bajie said: "It should be able to do it." What mother doesn't want her son to have a good future, don't you say?"

Wukong said: "Although I have never been married, but I heard what you said is quite like that, I will believe you to try it once." ”

Bajie said: "Since this matter is so decided, shouldn't we discuss the matter of hunger next?"

Wukong said: "Then let's go into the town, I don't know if there is an inn in such a remote place." ”

Xuanzang said: "Recently, money is tight, so let's find a big family to spend the night." ”

When the master spoke, naturally no one dared to object, so everyone went into the town to look for a big family.