After dinner, the people began to discuss business. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xuanzang said: "In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, these Taoist priests dare to kidnap and kidnap Buddhist disciples as slaves and servants so blatantly, there is a lot of information in this." ”

Wukong said: "Some time ago in the country of Wuji, Manjushri Bodhisattva sent his mount to pretend to be a Taoist priest to ruin the reputation of Taiyi Xuanmen. It seems that the battle of faith in this region has become white-hot. ”

Xuanzang said happily: "Wukong, are we about to reach the sphere of influence of Buddhism?"

Wukong said: "Compared with the Eastern Soil and the Western Elysium, this is a remote location, and it is the only way to go west, and the forces of the two sides penetrate each other, and the dogs and teeth are intertwined, which is really difficult to divide. ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, don't you usually brag about wandering all over the world and Kyushu, it turns out that there are still things you don't know." ”

Wukong said: "After all, I have been suppressed by the Buddha for more than five hundred years. In the past 500 years, the strength of both sides has been constantly expanding, you have me, I have you, how can you tell the difference? It's not that I don't understand, these three realms are changing rapidly. ”

Bajie said: "Then Brother Monkey, tell me, five hundred years ago, what was the situation here?"

Wukong said, "Ahem, do you want to hear me tell a story?"

Bajie said: "Then you can talk about it." ”

Wukong said: "Okay, I'll give you a rising posture today: It is said that five hundred years ago, this place had a harsh climate, many mountains and miasma, and it was much more desolate than it is now." At that time, this was a good place to mix rivers and lakes. ”

Bajie Qi said: "Have you really been here before?"

Wukong said: "Nonsense, I knew many friends in the rivers and lakes back then, such as the red boy and his father Pingtian Great Sage Mixed World Bull Demon, and for example, the Great Sage Lion Camel King who moved mountains." ”

Xuanzang said: "It turns out that the situation here is so complicated, then we have to be careful of being pitted." ”

Wukong said: "It's not that serious. Even if there are some pitfalls, it depends on who the opponent is, as long as it is not a too powerful character, it will not be difficult for us. ”

Bajie said: "This is also true. Heavenly Court couldn't have done it so obviously. ”

Wukong said, "Yes." No matter how hard you fight here, you still have to get by on the surface. ”

Xuanzang said: "Since you can't figure out anything, then everyone should rest early, and just do it tomorrow when you see the opportunity." ”

Everyone rested peacefully, but Wukong couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, and he was still sleepy until the second watch. So he wanted to go to the capital of Che Chi Guo and inquire about some news by the way.

Wukong woke up Wujing, and Wujing said, "Why hasn't Senior Brother slept yet?"

Wukong said: "Let's go, brother will take you to the night market and have supper." ”

Bajie was dreaming, and suddenly heard the word supper, and suddenly got up and shouted, "Brother Monkey, do you want to have a treat?"

Wukong said: "Be quiet! If you wake up Master, everyone will have nothing to eat." ”

So Bajie Wujing and the others also quietly got up and put on their clothes, and followed Wukong to the capital.

When they reached the top of the capital, they looked around and saw a place that was brightly lit.

Wukong wondered, "Could this be the Imperial Palace?" ”

When he looked closely, it turned out to be a Sanqing Taoist temple, a group of Taoist priests were preaching the scriptures, and the people sitting at the head must be Huli, Luli, and Yangli.

So Goku's mischievous mind came up again and decided to mess around.

He said to Bajie: "Senior brother, they must have many tributes when they do things here. We don't have to break the bank today, let's have a bully meal here. ”

Bajie said: "They are doing it here, and I don't know when they will make trouble, I can't wait." ”

Wukong said: "It's not easy, look at me." ”

I saw him blow his mouth, and suddenly a strong wind swept straight into the Sanqing Palace, blowing out the fire and candles.

Suddenly encountering an accident, Huli Daxian, who was doing the law, said: "What a gust of wind, I'm afraid it's going to rain heavily." Disciples, hurry up and pack up the guys!"

The disciples obeyed and dispersed, and after a short time, the whole hall was deserted.

The three of them pressed the clouds and broke into the Sanqing Palace, and Bajie was impatient to grab food. Wukong said: "What's the hurry, we need to be prepared properly so that we won't miss the horse's feet." ”

Bajie said: "Brother, why are you so exquisite? Now there is no one except us, where will there be any leakage?"

Wukong said: "Safety first, safety first." ”

Bajie said: "I find that Brother Monkey is becoming more and more timid in doing things, and it is less and less his previous style." ”

Wukong said: "I told you, this is not called timidity, this is called caution! ”

Bajie said: "Then what should we do?"

Wukong said: "Bajie, who do you see on it?"

Bajie said: "Hehe, this is the Sanqing Temple, which is naturally the Sanqing enshrined." ”

Wukong said: "These three Qings are three, and we are also three, isn't it just right? ”

Bajie said: "Yes, we can change into the appearance of Sanqing, so that we don't know it!"

Wukong said: "Also, the statues of these three Qings have to be hidden." ”

Bajie said: "Where can such a big statue of three gods be hidden?"

Wukong said: "When I first entered the door, I saw a WC on the right hand, and you hid the idol in there. ”

Bajie was helpless, so he had to carry the statue to the direction Wukong said, and saw a small door.

He kicked open the door, pushed the idol into the dung pit, and said, "Sanqing, Sanqing, this matter is all Sun Monkey's idea! ”

After that, he returned to the main hall and sat down.

Wukong asked, "Can you hide it?"

Bajie said: "The three old men are enjoying themselves happily inside." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, you are too dark, you actually pushed the Sanqing statue into the dung pit!"

Bajie Qi said: "Hey, how do you know?"

Wukong said: "You have Xiang juice splashed on the corners of your clothes, I can't guess it?"

Bajie looked down and shouted bad luck.

Wukong said: "Since it's hidden, then you can eat supper with peace of mind, everyone is free." ”

With food, Bajie doesn't care if the clothes are dirty or not, just dry them, and eat happily.

The three of you fought for me, and in a blink of an eye, the tribute on the table was eaten.

Eat it, eat it, the three troublemakers are still drinking tea and chatting there, really think that this Sanqingguan is a night market stall.

Coincidentally, there is a little Taoist boy in this view who is also a habitual offender who steals food.

He slept for a while, feeling hungry, and quietly ran to the temple to find food.

As soon as he entered the door, he happened to step on a piece of melon skin, his feet slipped, and he fell and gnawed on mud.

Bajie couldn't help laughing, laughing, Dao Tong suddenly heard the sound of laughter from the idol, and suddenly the bluffed hair stood upside down, and his soul flew out of the sky.

Hell yes!

His first reaction was to run, and while fleeing, he also shouted for help.

When the three of Huli Daxian heard the movement in the hall, they rushed over to check, and the Taoist priests of the whole hall also rushed over one after another.

The three of Wukong are not far away, just sit on the high platform and say nothing, pretending to be ghosts.

Huli Daxian said: "There are no thieves, why are all the tributes gone?"

Luli Daxian said: "The absolute force was eaten." Look at these melons and fruits, all the ones with the skin are left with the skin, and the ones with the kernel are all spit on the ground. ”

Yangli Daxian said: "Could it be because our pious worship moved Sanqing and attracted Sanqing to appear sage?"

Hu Li said: "We have just left for a short time, and so many tributes have been eaten, and it is definitely not done by mortals." Most of them are really the appearance of Grandpa Sanqing. ”

Lu Li said: "The three grandfathers are estimated to have not gone far, so we can take the opportunity to ask for some holy water and golden pills." ”

Hu Li said: "What the virtuous brother said is good, this is an opportunity!"

So the three great immortals arranged for the apprentices to play music, chant sutras, and pray for the three clear spirits to appear and reward some holy water and golden pills.

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, we won't leave after the tribute is eaten, this time we pretend to be too b." Where do we have it when they ask for medicine?"

Wujing also said: "Yes, they are blowing and blowing, how long will they make trouble?"

Wukong said: "There is an elixir wood, holy water, but there are a few pots." ”

Bajie said: "You don't even have a gourd on you, where did you get the holy water?"

Wukong said: "Don't make trouble, just listen to me." ”

So Wukong called loudly: "Juniors don't need to bow down, if I don't leave some holy water, I'm afraid it will chill your pious heart to the Tao, if you say stay, it seems to be easier again." ”

Hu Li said: "Wanwang Tianzun Nian will give some gifts to the disciples for the sake of filial piety, and the disciples will be sued to the king, Puxing Xuanmen." ”

Wukong said, "In that case, then you can bring some utensils." ”

The three demons were overjoyed, so they could move three sand pots and place them in the middle of the hall.

Wukong said: "You all go out and close the door of the temple again, don't leak the secret of heaven." ”

So the three Taoists thanked each other and went out of the temple.

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, where is your holy water?"

Wukong said: "What holy water, no." ”

Bajie said: "Since there is none, what are you asking them to move?"

Wukong said: "There is really no holy water, but well, there is a pot of kidney water." ”

Bajie said: "What kind of nonsense, and say that there is something, and then say that there is not." ”

Wukong didn't answer, only to see him lift his little skirt and sprinkle a bubble of monkey urine on the sand box.

Bajie smiled: "It turns out that this is it, I also have it." As he spoke, he spilled a bubble as well.

Wujing said: "This is the Sanqing Palace, it's really embarrassing." ”

Wukong said: "Just more or less meaningful." ”

So Wujing also sprinkled a bubble.

The three of them were ready and sat back in their seats. Wukong said: "Juniors, come and get kidney water, one person just has a basin." ”

The Taoist priests pushed open the door and came in. Hu Li said: "Apprentice, take a cup." Immediately, a little Taoist priest took a teacup and handed it to Hu Li.

Hu Li scooped out a cup from the basin and dried it up.

Lu Li asked, "Senior brother, how does it taste?"

Hu Li said: "It's a little salty." ”

Lu Li said: "Could it be that it contains organic salts?"

Hu Li said: "It's still astringent." ”

Yang Li said: "Walnut-flavored? That thing replenishes the brain." ”

Hu Li said: "It's not that smell. ”

Lu Li said: "Is it almond-flavored?"

Hu Li said: "I can't tell what it tastes like." ”

Yang Li said: "Then I'll try it too." ”

He also took a sip, and after drinking, he smashed his mouth and tasted it carefully.

Lu Li said: "Is it delicious?"

Yang Li said: "I feel a pig gas, it's so unpalatable." ”

Lu Li said: "It's obviously holy water, how can it taste different? ”

So he also scooped it up and took a sip, and after drinking, he pouted and said, "It's obviously a monkey!"

The three people at the offering table couldn't bear it any longer, laughed, and turned into a gust of wind and left.