Wukong's nonsense made Sanqing angry. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The three Qings gathered, and Lao Jun said: "I'm angry! I'm angry! You said that they would enjoy the tribute, but why did they push the statues of the three of us into the dung pit." ”

Lingbao Daojun's temper was the most irritable: "Incense is secondary, how can this reputation loss fee be calculated? I have to teach these three bastards a good lesson." ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "Senior Brother Lingbao come slowly. These three pimps are really messing around, and even I want to fix them. However, the master's attitude towards learning scriptures is subtle, and it is not easy for us to act clearly. ”

Lao Jun said: "Then senior brother, what do you say?"

Tianzun said: "We can't let them mess around like this, and we have to make them increase their memory even if they say anything." However, we don't need to do it ourselves, we just leave it to the Heavenly Court to handle it. ”

So Lao Jun went to find the Jade Emperor.

After seeing the Jade Emperor, Lao Jun said: "Your Majesty, this time Sun Monkey and the others are really making too much trouble, and they have to think of a way to embarrass them." ”

The Jade Emperor said: "Laojun, this monkey says that he wants to fight the heavenly court at every turn." ”

Lao Jun said: "He doesn't dare." ”

The Jade Emperor humbly asked: "How do you say this?"

Lao Jun said: "Now Sun Wukong is a member of Buddhism." If the Buddha didn't open his mouth, how could he dare to do that? ”

The Jade Emperor said: "If you delay the study of the scriptures, will it cause the Buddha to be dissatisfied?"

Lao Jun said: "Your Majesty is too worried. This time, it was Sun Wukong who made two mistakes, which just gave us the reason to make a move, and the Buddha didn't say anything. ”

The Jade Emperor was overjoyed and said, "Okay, I understand." ”

Lao Jun finished speaking and left.

The Jade Emperor immediately summoned the Heavenly King Li Jing: "Aiqing, I want to ask you something. ”

The Heavenly King said: "If Your Majesty has any questions, you can ask Wei Chen, and you can't ask for advice." ”

The Jade Emperor said: "This time, Sun Monkey despised my Daomen, and even Lao Jun personally came forward to negotiate. Does this mean that Sanqing is preparing to deal with the Buddhist scripture-learning team?"

The Heavenly King said: "Your Majesty, Sanqing is a disciple of Hongjun Dao Ancestor. Whether they will take action against Tang Xuanzang and them mainly depends on the meaning of Dao Ancestor. ”

The Jade Emperor said: "Then what do you think Dao Ancestor's attitude will be towards this Sanqingguan incident?"

The Heavenly King said: "What the Dao Ancestor thinks in his heart, I can't guess." It's a pity that Venus is not there, otherwise you can ask him. ”

The Jade Emperor said: "Yes, when Venus leaves, there will be one less person around me who has come up with an idea." ”

The Heavenly King chatted with the Jade Emperor for a while, and then resigned.

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The next day, Xuanzang and his entourage got up and marched towards the capital of Chechiguo.

On the way, I also met some ignorant catchers who wanted to arrest Xuanzang and others. But Wukong and the others casually played a few small spells to make these kittens and dogs confused.

Outside the court gate, King Chechi was in the early court with a group of civil and military officials.

There is a report from the Yellow Gate official: "Your Majesty, there are four monks from the Tang Dynasty outside the door, saying that they are going to the West to learn scriptures, and they want to ask to see Your Majesty to change Guan Wen, and they are now waiting for the decree in front of the Wufeng Tower." ”

The king was momentarily confused and asked, "What are the four?"

The Huangmen official said: "Your Majesty, it is four monks. ”

The king said, "You are talking about a monk?"

Huangmenguan repeated again: "Weichen is indeed talking about monks. ”

The king said, "The monks came to me to change their official documents? Aren't they here to find the dead? Why don't you arrest them all over the city!"

The Huangmen official said: "Except for the first one, the other people are very vicious. I'm afraid those who catch them won't dare to catch them. ”

At this time, Taishi stepped forward and said: "The Tang Dynasty in the East is a big country in the upper state, and it is tens of thousands of miles away. These monks are obviously not simple people who can come to us. In my opinion, Your Majesty should let them go. ”

When the king heard this, he also felt that what the prince said was quite reasonable.

Anyway, it's a group of people passing by to make soy sauce, and it doesn't get in the way.

Of course, the most important point is that these monks still don't look easy to mess with!

So, the king summoned Xuanzang and others to the palace to inspect the customs clearance documents.

At this moment, another Huangmen official came in and said, "Your Majesty, the three national teachers have arrived." ”

When the king heard this, he hurriedly put down the paperwork, stepped down from the dragon chair, and went to the gate of the palace to greet him in person.

The king said, "How can the three brothers have time to go to the court to play tricks?"

Hu Li said: "I heard a report from the apprentice, saying that there are three monks passing by today who want to change the official documents?"

The king said, "Yes, it's from the Eastern Tang Dynasty." ”

Hu Li said: "Hehe, I thought they had already escaped, but I didn't expect to dare to come and change the official documents." ”

The king said, "These thieves and monks have offended the three elder brothers, and if this is the case, I will never let them go." ”

Hu Li said: "Your Majesty, do you remember the Sanqingguan branch we built outside the east gate?"

The king said, "How could I not remember it?" ”

Hu Li said: "Yesterday, someone went to the construction site to make trouble, killed two of my apprentices, and let go of 500 construction monks. ”

The king cried out, "Who is so bold!"

Hu Li said: "It's not all. Last night, someone broke into the main store and stole the tribute, and even the statue of Sanqing was destroyed. ”

The king said, "Could it be that these monks did it?"

Hu Li said: "Who would it be if it wasn't them?"

The king was furious and ordered a few monks to be dragged down and cut down.

Wukong said: "Your Majesty is angry, please listen to the words of the poor monk." ”

The king said, "What else is there to say! You have delayed the construction of the Sanqingguan East Gate Branch, killed the apprentices of my three elder brothers, and released 500 prisoners. What's more, they destroyed the statues of the Sanqing and stole the tributes of the Sanqing. This pile, one by one, all of them are capital crimes, and all of them should be beheaded!"

Wukong said: "What about the evidence?"

The king said, "What evidence?"

Wukong said: "He said that we went outside the city yesterday to kill his two apprentices, who is the witness?

The king said, "This ......"

Hu Li said: "The Wuna monk should not quibble! My Che Chi Guo has always been peaceful, but since you came, so many things have happened, who would it be if it weren't you?"

Wukong said: "As the saying goes, catch the traitor and catch the thief and take the stolen goods, if you can't produce evidence, it is a false accusation!"

Hu Li said: "You stole the tribute yesterday and my disciples saw it, and you have to quibble!"

Wukong said: "It's really strange! Since you said you saw it, why didn't you catch it on the spot?"

Hu Li was short of words for a while, and quickly changed the topic: "I not only have witnesses, but also physical evidence!"

Wukong said: "What physical evidence?"

Hu Li said: "A basin of monkey urine, a basin of pig urine, and a basin of unknown liquid, a total of three basins!

Wukong said: "Why do you say it's pig urine, monkey urine?"

Hu Li said: "I have tasted it myself, so can it be fake?"

Wukong laughed and said, "You have to drink even pig urine and monkey urine, is your brain funny?"

Hu Li hurriedly changed his words: "I said I was in a hurry just now, I didn't taste it, I tasted it in vain." ”

Wukong said, "You saw me peeing with your own eyes?"

Hu Li didn't know what Wukong's intention was when he asked this, and he was afraid that he would fall into a trap again, so he hesitated and didn't dare to answer.

Lu Li interjected: "I saw it with my own eyes!"

Goku asked, "Are you his apprentice?"

Lu Li said: "I am his second brother." My eldest brother's apprentice is also my apprentice. ”

Wukong said, "You said your apprentice saw me peeing with his own eyes?"

Lu Li said: "Exactly. ”

Goku continued to ask, "Where did you spread it?"

Lu Li said: "It's on the Sanqingguan Hall." ”

Wukong said: "What was the light at that time?"

Lu Li said: "This ...... I don't know. ”

Wukong said: "Since you can recognize me, it must be the light and candle?"

Lu Li hurriedly said: "Yes, that's how it should be." ”

Wukong said: "In that case, then he can see my appearance clearly?"

Lu Li said: "I see it clearly." ”

Wukong said: "Only see me?"

Lu Li said: "There are three of them." ”

Wukong said, "Which three?"

Lu Li looked at Xuanzang and his party of four people, only Xuanzang didn't seem to have any Taoism, and the other three were all vicious, so he pointed to Wukong, Bajie, and Wujing and said: "You, you, you, just the three of you!"

Wukong said: "Okay, you said that your apprentice saw it, then let your apprentice testify, don't you dare?"

Lu Li said: "What don't you dare?"

Wukong suddenly shook his head and said, "It's not good, it's not good." If you master and apprentice colluded, then I was not wrongfully killed by you? Let's do it another way. ”

Lu Li said: "Okay, why did you change the hexagram?"

Wukong said: "Non-yes, non-yes." I just asked you if you dare, but I didn't ask if you were good, how can it be called okay. ”

Lu Li said: "Then what do you want?"

Wukong said: "For the sake of fairness, we will each send one person to bring your apprentice together." Let's see if he can recognize the three people who destroyed the Sanqing Statue in court?"

Oops, falling into this monkey's trap again!

Lu Li knew that something was wrong, and quickly changed his words: "At that time, he was just a quick glance, how could he remember it so clearly." ”

Wukong said: "What a clever immortal, since your apprentice can't remember clearly, then why do you want to lie to the three of us junior brothers?"

Lu Li was speechless for a while, and Yang Li said: "A few of you have come recently, who will you be!"

Wukong said, "Who are you?"

Yang Li said: "I am their third brother, and Yang Li Daxian is also." ”

Wukong said: "Old sheep, what you said, your eldest brother has already said it just now, can't you just make the whole sentence fresh?"

Yang Li said: "This ......"

Wukong said: "Since you want to pretend to be a Sven, you want to pretend to be a high-minded, and you want to pretend to be a saint, then you have to come up with evidence!

At this time, I saw the Huangmen official come to report: "Your Majesty, there are many villagers outside the door who ask to see Your Majesty." ”

The king said, "What are the matter? ”

The villagers knelt down and said, "Long live Lord, there is no rain in the spring this year, and the crops can't be planted." If it doesn't rain again, I'm afraid there will be a famine. ”

The king said, "I know this, the rain, there will be Di, and there will be grain, so you should retreat first." So the villagers retired.

The king said: "A few monks from the Tang Dynasty, let me tell you, why do we pay homage to the monks in the Che Chi Kingdom, it is because of the matter of asking for rain." ”

Wukong smiled, "I've heard a few things about this, too. ”

The king said, "It is good to know." I think that when there was a drought in my Chechi country, you liar monks were useless, and you didn't ask for a drop of rain, but fortunately, my three brothers came, which saved the lives of the subjects of a country. It is a capital crime for you to offend my brother, but the widow is willing to give you a chance to survive, it depends on whether you can grasp it!"