Text Chapter 56: You dare to mess with this kind of old man!
As soon as the three of them entered the Wuzhuang Temple, they happened to see Zhenyuan Daxian.
Daxian asked, "Sun Wukong, haven't you found a helper yet?"
Goku happily replied, "Found it, found it!"
Daxian asked again, "Where is the helper?"
Wukong showed the jade bottle and shook it: "The helper is here." ”
Daxian said: "I can't imagine that Guanyin Bodhisattva actually lent you all the jade bottles, what about her?"
Wukong said: "Recently, her chain stores are taking inventory, and they are really busy, so they asked me to bring the jade bottle over." ”
Daxian didn't break it, and said with a smile: "Since that's the case, you can go and save my precious tree." ”
Wukong said: "Not busy, not busy." I'll see if Master is fat or thin, and I don't know how you've taken care of him lately. ”
Daxian said: "Your master is in meditation and meditation." Breeze apprentice, you take him there. ”
Qingfeng took the order and took Wukong to Xuanzang's resting place, and Xuanzang was really meditating.
Wukong saw that Xuanzang was no different, so he called Master.
Xuanzang opened his eyes and saw that it was Wukong, and said with a slight smile: "Wukong, you are finally back." ”
Wukong knelt down and said, "Master, the apprentice has been gone for a long time, so you have been waiting for a long time." ”
Xuanzang said: "Soon, soon." In the past two years, I have been bothering to travel, but today I happened to have free time to study the Dharma, and I have gained a lot as a teacher. ”
Wukong said: "What has Master gained?"
Xuanzang whispered: "Some time ago, I read Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching again. I carefully studied the sentence 'Tao can be Tao, non-constant Tao, name can be named, non-constant name', and then combined with our experience all the way to the west, I don't feel that I have some experience. ”
Wukong said strangely: "You actually studied the Tao Te Ching! I don't know what the master has experienced?"
Xuanzang said: "I found that the Buddha's Mahayana Buddhism does not seem to be the ultimate method. In time, maybe I will be able to attain the realization of the Super Mahayana Dharma. ”
Wukong said: "Master, you are really. You haven't even taken back the Mahayana Dharma, so you're going to study some super Mahayana Dharma! Master, you have to eat this meal one bite at a time, and you have to walk step by step. ”
Xuanzang said: "Oh Wukong, I haven't seen you for a few months, I found that you have made some progress." Have you been eating a blue bottle or a red bottle lately?"
Wukong said: "Master don't have to laugh, let's go and save the tree, so let's go west as soon as possible." ”
So the two went out of the meditation room and met Zhen Yuanzi and Fu Lu Shou Samsung.
Zhen Yuanzi said: "This time you should go and save my treasure tree, right?"
Wukong said: "Let's go, let's go now!"
So the group came to the back garden and saw the ginseng fruit tree that had fallen to the ground.
Wukong didn't talk nonsense, and directly sprinkled the nutrient solution in the bottle with a willow branch and sprinkled it on the fruit tree. I sprinkled about ten drops, but there was no movement, and after another ten drops, there was still no movement.
Wukong was ruthless, dipped the willow branch with nutrient solution, and sprinkled it three times in a row, and this time there was finally movement.
I saw that the treetop of the fruit tree was slightly erected, and it actually spoke!
A weak voice came from the fruit tree: "Lack of nutrition, more more." ”
Wukong said strangely: "This tree has actually produced spiritual intelligence. ”
Daxian said: "What's so strange about this. If my treasure tree does not have spiritual wisdom, how can it grow ginseng fruit that can shake and shake?"
Wukong was ruthless and sprinkled dozens of drops of nutrient solution, but the fruit tree didn't move again.
Wukong was furious and said, "This splash tree is so raw!"
Xuanzang said: "I have long reminded you that you must be careful when dealing with the elderly. Some people, if you don't mess with him, he still has to touch the porcelain. It's good that you not only provoked it, but also badly injured it. Who's to blame for that?"
Wukong said: "Since that's the case, give it all this half bottle of nutrient solution." If it still doesn't work, I'll die with it!" With that, he waved the jade bottle and sprinkled half a bottle of super nutrient solution on the ginseng fruit tree.
Suddenly, the whole treasure tree bloomed brightly, the body of the tree stood upright, and a lot of fruit grew on the treetops.
Baoshu said excitedly: "This time it's cool, and the spirit is a hundred times!"
Daxian approached and looked at the attributes of the treasure tree, and saw that there was one more attribute in it: 'Permanent increase in fruit yield: 10'.
Daxian was overjoyed, thinking that this time he had made a lot of money!
The Bodhisattva was hidden in mid-air, and the whole person was not good, and his heart was cool and cool. But she could only watch, unable to make a sound.
Wukong said to the great immortal: "This time I am finally satisfied, do you want the empty bottle, just give it to you together." ”
Daxian said: "This jade bottle is the Bodhisattva's signature magic weapon, I don't dare to accept it." However, my ginseng fruits used to be slightly red. But now this fruit belt is a little cyan, and I don't know if it is poisonous or not. ”
Wukong said: "Haven't you seen the attributes of the fruit tree? poisonous or not, whether the effect is the same, don't you know?"
Daxian said: "It's hard to say, it's hard to say! I'm afraid it's a hidden attribute." ”
Wukong knew that Daxian was deliberately making things difficult for himself, and he was going to make problems for himself.
He didn't panic, he laughed, and then said to Daxian: "Brother Zhenyuan, let's take a step and talk again?"
Daxian said: "Then dare to be good, let's talk about it!"
So the two brothers went to the secret room with their shoulders on their backs.
As soon as Wukong entered the secret room, he said, "Brother, someone asked me to bring you a message." ”
Daxian said: "Is it the Buddha? I'm a very principled person, don't scare me." ”
Wukong said: "It's not the Buddha. ”
Daxian Qi said: "It's not the Buddha, then who will it be?"
Wukong said: "You don't care who he is, I'll just bring the words." He said, "When you were in the middle of the robbery, someone let you go." ”
It was as if an earth-shattering thunder sounded in his ears, and Zhenyuan Daxian was shocked at this time.
He had never mentioned the matter of the tragedy to anyone, how could Wukong know!
After a while, the Great Immortal shouted, "It turns out that your master is actually him!"
Wukong began to pretend to be confused again: "Yes, my master is Tang Xuanzang!"
Daxian said: "You still want to fool me." How can you know that I have never mentioned it to anyone? If he is not your master, how can he tell you!
Wukong diverted the topic and said: "When you helped me so much, you were my own brother." So this is definitely something to worship. However, just now you said that the fruit was poisonous......"
Daxian said: "The cyan is good, the cyan is good." Infinite youth and vitality, the cyan color is in line with the true color of this grass and Dan. Let's not mention this stubble, let's take a walk, put incense on the case, and worship the handle!"
Daxian took Wukong's hand, happily returned to the door of the main hall, and instructed his apprentices to prepare incense cases, and immediately became brothers with Wukong.
After everything was done, he asked someone to go to the fruit tree in the back garden to lay ten fruits, three stars, Xuanzang master and apprentice, including Longma, all had their own shares, and even the disciples of the Great Immortal were also wiped out and ate one.
When they had eaten the fruit, it was getting late, and the people went into their rooms for joy. However, Daxian refused to give up, and insisted on pulling Wukong to drink and chat about family life.
The two got drunk and drunk, and finally went to Daxian's private song hall to sing a song "The First Class of the Three Realms". This song is sung, it is really sincere, brotherly love.
After singing a song, the wine swelled up, and then they fell asleep separately.
When he woke up the next day, Wukong remembered the Bodhisattva's jade bottle, and suddenly felt a headache again.
After the meal, Wukong said to Xuanzang: "Master, I am going to return the Bodhisattva's magic weapon now, and after returning it, we can go west." ”
Xuanzang said: "Then you go quickly, we will wait for you to come back and leave." ”
Wukong quit his master and went to the South China Sea.
When he saw the Bodhisattva, he said happily: "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, I have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
The Bodhisattva said, "Then you should tell the bad news first." ”
Wukong said: "The bad news is: Wuzhuang Guan has passed this level smoothly!"
The Bodhisattva said, "That's right, if you pass the test smoothly, why did it become bad news?"
Wukong said: "Since we have passed the level, from tomorrow onwards, our team will be ready to fight monsters again, and your idle days will come to an end, Bodhisattva." ”
The Bodhisattva was originally resentful, but now he was beaten by this monkey gag, and he couldn't cry or laugh at all.
She laughed instead of being angry: "What about the good news?"
Wukong said: "The good news is: now that the bottle is empty, it can be used to make soy sauce." ”
The Bodhisattva said, "You ran out of my super nutrient solution, so it was for my good?"
Wukong said: "You also said that the most precious thing about your magic weapon is this willow branch." When will you be able to use that nutrient solution? What's more, if you put the bottle in your hand and stick the willow branch in it, who knows if the bottle is empty or full?"
The Bodhisattva said, "You are so capable, should I give you a celebration party?"
Wukong hurriedly waved his hand, put on a gesture of not taking merit and said, "The celebration will be exempted, Master and I are still in a hurry." ”
The Bodhisattva said, "That's it, that's it." I don't know how you settled Zhenyuan Daxian, this result is also rare, and I don't bother to bother with you. In the future, do things more carefully, don't poke this kind of leak again. ”
Wukong saw that the Bodhisattva did not blame, and he was also deeply compassionate to the Bodhisattva, so he bowed and said, "Thank you Bodhisattva this time." The next time I get into trouble, I must remember to inquire about the other party's details first. ”
The Bodhisattva said, "I've spared you, you're still playing poor here! Why don't you go back to your master soon!"
Wukong grinned, rode the clouds, and immediately slipped away.
Back to Wuzhuang Guan, Wukong will resign from Daxian and Samsung. Where was Daxian willing to release people, but he stayed for five or six more days.
Xuanzang learned the scriptures and was unwilling to stay longer, the master and apprentice continued to pack up and travel westward, and the great immortal insisted on sending it for more than 20 miles before he stopped.