Text Chapter 55: Birthday boy, you actually changed your career to sell mobile phones!

said that it was too late, it was fast, and Wukong arrived at Penglai Wonderland with a somersault cloud. He pressed the cloud head, and saw that outside the Baiyun Cave, under the pine shade, there were three old men arguing fiercely about something.

Wukong stepped forward and greeted, "The three old brothers have always been good!"

Fuxing looked up and recognized it as Wukong, and also greeted: "Hey, it turned out to be the great sage brother, how did you have time to come to us today, rare guest, rare guest." ”

Wukong said, "I'm here to play Go with you." ”

Lu Xing said: "Who still plays Go now, out." ”

Wukong said, "So what are you doing?"

Shou Xing said: "We are discussing and researching a new type of communication tool. ”

Wukong said: "Isn't your old profession a pharmaceutical?"

The birthday star said: "Alas, there are too many banquets on weekdays, and every time I go to the meeting, I have to give gifts, my medicine garden is almost dug up, where are the raw materials, and now I am considering transformation." ”

Wukong said, "Then what kind of communication tools are you going to make?"

Fuxing said: "Mobile phone!"

Goku asked in surprise, "Samsung phone?"

Lu Xing thought for a moment, and said with great joy: "We haven't thought of a name yet, this time brother, you have helped us a lot! The other two stars also applauded.

Wukong said: "This communication tool doesn't seem to be your strong point. ”

Shou Xing said: "Can't you learn if you can't do it?" As the saying goes, live to be old and learn to be old. ”

Fuxing also said: "Yes, yes." Now it is popular to transform and upgrade, innovate and develop. Didn't even the Buddha open a public company, and he also made movies. ”

Lu Xing said: "Great Sage Brother, do you know the six sages of Meishan?"

Wukong said: "I know, isn't it the six difficult brothers of Erlang God, who were abused by me back then." ”

Lu Xing said: "Since you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, Erlang Shenjun has been cut off, and the six saints of Meishan are unemployed and are engaged in entrepreneurship at home. Just two years ago, they actually made up a Holy Six mobile phone. If you want to say, it's better to give us this name! Samsung mobile phone, Fu Lu Shou, how flattering!"

Fu Xing interjected: "Second brother, I just received the latest news, that Erlang God has quietly partnered with his six brothers to develop an upgraded version of the Holy Six mobile phone, the Holy Seven mobile phone, and it is estimated that a new product launch conference will be held in the next two days." ”

The birthday star said with a solemn face: "These boys are playing yin! It seems that we must also speed up the development process." ”

Wukong said with a sad face: "This time it's difficult. ”

Fu Xing said: "During this time, we were busy designing mobile phones, and we didn't have time to watch Journey to the West. What kind of problem have you encountered?"

Wukong said: "The three old brothers don't know anything. A few days ago, I passed by Wuzhuang Temple with Tang Seng, and because of a small dispute, I pushed the ginseng fruit tree of Zhenyuan Daxian. This time, I wanted to ask Brother Shou to help me save me, but who knew that you had changed careers. ”

The birthday star exclaimed: "Ginseng fruit tree! The spiritual root of the Three Realms! This is also called a small dispute! I can't be cured, I can't be cured, even if I don't change careers, I still can't be cured." I think you'd better go find someone else. ”

Wukong said: "I don't know what the relationship between the three elder brothers is with Nazhen Yuanzi?"

Shou Xing said: "I have a better relationship with him." After all, he and I both majored in botany. In the past, when we held academic exchange conferences, we often met. ”

Wukong said: "Then I wonder if my brother is willing to make peace for me?"

The birthday star patted his chest and said: "Brother Xian's business is my business, as long as I can help, I am duty-bound." ”

Wukong was overjoyed and said, "That's good, that's good, I'm here to thank a few brothers." When are we leaving?"

Shou Xing said: "Brother Xian, this immortal has a long and tight time, and you don't have to be in a hurry." Now the academic research of the three of us is at a critical moment, you can stay with us for a few more days, go fishing, watch the scenery, and relax. The ancients were good, but if you want to hurry, you can't reach it. Do you say?"

Wukong thought to himself: "Now the Bodhisattva is using the procrastination technique, and the patriarch also blames me for being too anxious and not having a sense of the overall situation. Well, now I'll play for a few more days, cultivate and cultivate sentiment, and also experience what a leisurely fairy life is. ”

So Wukong replied: "Okay, just listen to my brother, and I'll play here for a few days with peace of mind." ”

When Samsung heard the joy, he hurriedly asked someone to offer jade brewed elixir, green lotus water peach and other good things for Wukong to taste, and the monkey was so happy that he couldn't go home.

Wukong's stay is more than two months. He ate and wiped it clean every day, and he played around the fairy island, and really passed a fairy addiction.

On this day, Samsung's mobile phone design was almost completed, so he said to Wukong: "Brother Xian, are you having fun?" ”

Wukong said: "I used to travel all over the world, and I only knew how to fight, but I didn't expect this kind of leisurely life to be quite interesting." ”

Shouxing said: "Then do you want to go to Wuzhuang Temple?"

Wukong said: "I have to go! I'll wait for you, brother." ”

Lu Xing said: "Our affairs are almost done, so let's go for you." As for the medical tree, you'll have to find another helper. ”

Wukong said: "I know, I know." I'll just thank you a few brothers. ”

So Samsung drove up the auspicious clouds and went straight to Wuzhuang Temple. Wukong raised a somersault cloud and headed for Mount Luojia.

Wukong saw the Bodhisattva and said: "Bodhisattva, the overseas three stars said that they couldn't save the tree, it seems that you are the only one who is out of the horse." ”

The Bodhisattva said: "You monkey head has been gone for more than two months, it seems that this time you are learning to be smart, there is growth, there is growth." ”

Wukong said: "Then Sanxing has already gone to Wuzhuang Guan to intercede, when is the Bodhisattva going to leave?"

The Bodhisattva said: "Come on, I don't want to see that Tang Xuanzang." Second, if I go, Zhenyuan Daxian will definitely have a problem. I don't show up. ”

Wukong said: "If you don't go, I really can't think of a trick, how can you let my master?"

The Bodhisattva said, "I didn't say I wouldn't go. You go in the light, I go in the dark, but also. ”

Wukong said: "What's the use of me going, I can't save that tree." ”

The Bodhisattva said, "You brought my jade bottle, and you saved the ginseng fruit tree." ”

Wukong said: "Your jade bottle is really that powerful?"

The Bodhisattva said, "The most precious thing in my jade bottle is this willow branch." This willow branch is naturally not an ordinary willow branch, but a primeval power gave it to the Buddha. ”

Wukong said: "So precious?"

The Bodhisattva said, "Then do you need to say that even if this willow branch is sprinkled out of thin air, it can also bring down nectar and all things." It only accumulates a drop of supernutrient solution every 10,000 years. Do the math, how long have I been accumulating this half bottle of super nutrient solution?"

Wukong said, "How much nutrient solution does it take to save that fruit tree?"

The Bodhisattva said: "More than 20 drops should be about the same, if you can use less, use as little as possible." ”

Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, aren't you afraid that I will slander your baby?"

The Bodhisattva said, "Monkey head, aren't you afraid of my tight spell?"

Wukong said: "Just kidding, Bodhisattva, don't take it seriously." ”

The Bodhisattva then threw the jade bottle to Wukong, and then said, "You go first, and I will come later." ”

Wukong said: "It seems that the Bodhisattva still can't rest assured, hahaha." ”

The Bodhisattva said, "Where is so much nonsense, don't you go quickly!" I'll count three times, if you don't go, I'll curse you." Wukong drove the cloud head and quickly flashed people.

When he arrived at the gate of Wuzhuang Temple, Wukong pressed the cloud head, and was about to enter the view, when suddenly two masked strongmen with cut paths flashed out from the side, and a short and fat thief said: "Oh!

Wukong recognized their true bodies and laughed: "It's strange and strange! I can't imagine that there are such little thieves in the territory of this Zhenyuan Daxian, wait for my old grandson to be killed with two sticks!"

The two thieves quickly turned into their original forms, but they turned out to be Bajie and Sha Monk. Bajie begged for mercy: "Brother Monkey, let's make a joke with you, don't pretend not to know you." ”

Wukong said, "Isn't this here to cooperate with you? Then again, why did you two get mixed up to this point?"

Bajie said: "Since you left, that Zhenyuan Daxian thought that the two of us had a lot of intestines, so they drove us out. My junior brother and I don't dare to go far, so we can only wait for you here. We didn't have any money with us, and we were dying of hunger! Fortunately, this roadblock robbery is an old business that the two of us are used to, otherwise we really don't know how to live. ”

Wukong said: "Then Zhenyuan Daxian won't come to interfere with you?"

Bajie said: "No." ”

Wukong said: "You idiot, he is conniving at you to ruin the reputation of Buddhism." ”

Bajie Qi said: "Why did he do this?"

Wukong said: "The water is too deep to tell for a while, let's talk about it another day." Let's go to Master first. ”

Before the reincarnation of Bajie, he had been in heaven for a long time, and he had seen and done a lot of intrigues. Now as soon as he was reminded by Wukong, he immediately came to his senses: "Could it be that there is some agreement between this earth immortal and the heavenly court?"

Wukong said: "Hey, I can't see it, and you're not stupid." ”

Bajie said: "That's it, I've been a marshal of Tianpeng in Heavenly Court for so long, even if I haven't eaten pork, I've seen a pig walking." ”

Wukong smiled: "Isn't this it, hahahaha." ”

The three brothers fought and went to Wuzhuang Temple.