Text Chapter 127: 12345 Go up the mountain to fight tigers
The next day, Xuanzang finally walked out of the shadow of unplanned pregnancy, and the scripture-learning team also started a new journey.
The road is still the same old rule, Wukong and a few people make faces on the periphery to scare people, and Xuanzang hides in the encirclement to heal his injuries.
After all, medical abortion is still very harmful to the body, and if it is not well maintained, it is very likely to develop into a habitual miscarriage, which will be a bad cake.
After walking for seventy or eighty miles, I finally arrived at the capital of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom safely.
As soon as I entered the city, it was full of women, so many women!
Bajie was dumbfounded, and the nosebleed flowed down vigorously.
And that's not even the most exaggerated!
The most exaggerated thing is that the women all over the street are also scrambling to get nosebleeds!
For a time, the blood flowed!
I don't know who shouted, "That one is so handsome on horseback!" and all the women rushed up.
It's too messy! Even Goku and the three of them can't control the scene.
This is the tremendous energy that erupts from emotional contagion, and it is often in this situation that stampedes throughout the ages have occurred.
Wujing exclaimed: "Senior brother, what you said is indeed right! This Xiliang Women's Country is simply a big fire pit!"
Wukong said: "Don't talk nonsense, I'll use the fixation technique, and then rush out of the encirclement together!"
With that, he shouted, "Sure!" and stopped all the female benefactors.
The crowd did not hesitate any longer, rushed out of the crowd in unison, and ran forward.
Running all the way, using the immobilization technique all the way, I ran three streets in this way before I finally found the post house.
Entering the post house, Wukong saluted the female official, and showed his passport and other documents, and the female official ordered to see the tea.
After drinking tea, the female official leaned over and asked, "I am a post here, I don't know where the envoys came from?"
Hey, this female official speaks quite steadily, no wonder she can do the post of post.
Wukong said: "Our master and apprentice were sent down by the king of the Tang Dynasty in the east and sent to the west to learn scriptures. Passing by here today, please also verify the document and allow us to go west. ”
Yi Cheng said: "Please also ask a few elders to rest for a while, and I will go to the queen to explain this matter." My king is generous to others, and he will not leave you in trouble. ”
Wukong thanked him, and Yi Cheng went to the court to see him.
When Yi Cheng saw the queen, he said: "Your Majesty, there is a holy monk from the east today, who wants to go to the west to worship the Buddha and learn scriptures. They are fully licensed, will they be allowed to go?"
As soon as the queen heard that a holy monk was passing by, she asked, "What kind of person is that holy monk of the Eastern Land?"
Yi Cheng said: "Your Majesty, that holy monk is dignified, handsome, handsome, amazing. But his three apprentices were extremely ugly, not only ugly, but also vicious-looking. ”
When the queen heard that the holy monk was still a handsome man, she immediately had an idea.
She said, "Then declare the holy monk to the court, I want to meet." His three apprentices won't be used. ”
So Yi Cheng went back to bring the message.
When she saw Xuanzang, she said: "Holy monk, my king has decreed that you will personally go and change the official documents." ”
Xuanzang said: "Yes, then ask the chief to lead the way, let's go and change the official document." ”
Yi Cheng shook his head and said, "It's you, not you." My king has announced that you are alone. ”
If this situation was encountered in the past, Xuanzang would have agreed, but now it is different from usual, this is the Xiliang Women's Country!
Wukong knew what Xuanzang was worried about, so he said to Yicheng: "Sir, my master is too poor in self-care, and he is usually used to the days when he stretches his hands for clothes and opens his mouth for food." Without us by his side, he would not even be able to speak. So, we're still going. ”
Yi Cheng thought about it carefully, it was really like this. So she smiled and said, "The holy monk is really a rich and noble life. But Her Majesty has an order, and I don't dare to call the shots. ”
Wukong said: "We will never embarrass the sir." Only our master enters the hall, and we wait outside the hall, so it's no problem, right?"
Yicheng groaned, and nodded in agreement. So she led the way, accompanied by Xuanzang and others.
Xuanzang turned around and whispered to Wukong: "Apprentice, why do I feel that the whole person is not good? Could it be that I am thinking too much?"
Wukong said: "Master, you are called the sixth sense, also known as premonition or crow's mouth, which is very spiritual." ”
Xuanzang said: "I'm serious, you still deliberately scare me!"
Wukong said: "Okay, don't say it." The three of us will try to protect you. ”
Xuanzang's mood calmed down a little, and he heard Bajie chattering there non-stop: "One, two, three, four, five, the palace is full of tigers." Tigers want to eat people, Master be careful. If you are not careful, there will be one less person on the westward journey. ”
Xuanzang said: "Okay, you are a Bajie, you are also here to scare the teacher!"
Bajie said: "No, I just kindly reminded Master to be cautious." ”
Xuanzang said: "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, I want to be quiet now." ”
Several people followed to the palace, Xuanzang entered the palace alone, and as soon as he entered the palace, the door of the palace was slammed shut. Xuanzang stepped forward and saluted: "Dongtu monk Tang Xuanzang, here to meet Her Majesty Queen Xiliang." ”
The queen said: "The Tang Holy Monk, please raise your head and speak." ”
Xuanzang said: "The poor monk looks ugly, and he doesn't dare to offend His Majesty's Tianyan." ”
The queen said, "This king forgives you not guilty." ”
Xuanzang was helpless, so he had to raise his head.
The two looked at each other, and immediately called Her Majesty the Queen!
"It's him! It's him! It's him!" At this time, the queen Xiafei's cheeks were full of excitement, her eyes were red and her ears were hot, and she couldn't help herself, and she forgot where she was for a while.
That's right! You read that right! This little girl is a nymphomaniac! What is love at first sight? This is called love at first sight!
As soon as Xuanzang saw the queen's expression, he knew that it was going to be bad: "Emma! What a strong current! This time it really scared the baby! What should I do!"
Xuanzang, who is usually not even afraid of the boss, is really panicked this time.
He thought about it for a long time, and forced himself to take three deep breaths before he slowly came back to his senses.
Xuanzang has come back to her senses, but the queen hasn't come back to her senses yet. Xuanzang felt embarrassed and cramped, and counted the sheep there with his head down.
They were counted to more than eight hundred, and the hall was silent.
Xuanzang couldn't wait any longer, so he had to remind in a whisper: "Your Majesty, the poor monk is missing a toe and can't stand for too long, can you let me sit for a while?"
There was no movement.
"Your Majesty?"
Still no movement.
"Your Majesty, the poor monk's legs are numb, and you squeak. ”
There was no movement.
Xuanzang roared: "Your Majesty, I have leg cramps!!
This time, the queen finally came to her senses.
The queen hurriedly looked at the seat, and said a little embarrassed: "Holy monk, I'm sorry, you are so good-looking, I was stunned." ”
Xuanzang wailed in his heart: "It's so direct! The Fanbang woman is really straightforward and enthusiastic, and she can't keep up with this rhythm at all!"
Seeing that Xuanzang didn't react, the queen continued: "Holy monk, this king has never dealt with this kind of document, so he is not very familiar with the relevant procedures. I'll give you a visa when I figure it out. ”
Xuanzang hurriedly said: "Don't bother! Don't bother! You just need to stamp your country's jade seal and Your Majesty's private seal at the bottom of the right side." ”
The queen said, "Oh, I forgot to bring a private seal, let's do it another day." ”
Xuanzang had nothing to do, so he had to give a gift and withdraw from the hall.
As soon as Xuanzang came out, Wukong asked, "Master, can the official document be reversed?"
Xuanzang said: "The situation is not good, let's go back and talk about it." ”
Xuanzang and the others went back to the post house, but the queen was busy.
As soon as she returned to the palace, she immediately announced the decree and summoned the princess, the national teacher and other confidant ministers to the palace to discuss matters.
Several female officials came in and met the queen, and the queen gave her a seat.
The national teacher said: "Your Majesty summoned us, but for the sake of the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty?"
The queen said, "Exactly." I'm so flustered right now that I can't come up with a good idea, so I'll ask a few of them to come and advise me. ”
The Ministry of Rites Shangshu said: "Your Majesty, this is a thousand joys! Only a romantic figure like Tang Xuanzang is worthy of His Majesty's peerless appearance." ”
The queen said: "Alas, I hinted at him so much in the court, but he pretended to be deaf and dumb to me, I am afraid that the falling flowers are deliberately ruthless." ”
Taishi said: "Your Majesty has a beautiful face and a beautiful appearance, and the country is in hand, with such good conditions, what reason does he have not to agree?"
The national teacher said: "The Taishi's words are wrong. The holy monk is a monk, and I have heard that monks are not close to women, and they are not greedy for power and wealth. ”
Taishi said: "I only know that monks are also human beings, and they are men. The matching of men and women, the harmony of yin and yang, is the most normal thing. ”
The national teacher said: "If men and women are matched, they must also be in love." As the saying goes, turnips and cabbages have their own loves, what if the holy monk doesn't like a beauty of His Majesty's type?"
The Ministry of Rites Shangshu said: "Your Majesty, Wechen heard that the method of wall knocking has been popular recently. It's not as good as ......."
The queen said: "The method of wall dong is okay to deal with ordinary men and women, but the holy monk is not an ordinary person." What's more, the Lun family ...... The Lun family has a very thin face. ”
The national teacher said: "Weichen has some ideas, I don't know if Your Majesty wants to hear it?"
The queen said, "Then tell me about it!"
The national teacher said: "If you want to impress a man, the most common methods are nothing more than money, power and beauty. ”
The queen thought for a moment and said, "I seem to have all three." ”
The national teacher said: "Although these three methods are the most commonly used, they are not effective for all men. As far as I know, there are some men who don't value power, money, or women. Although there are very, very few such men, there are indeed them. ”
The queen said, "Listen to your tone, is there any other way?"
In addition to these three methods, there are three less commonly used, but also more clever. ”
The queen was overjoyed and said, "The national teacher quickly tells me what three methods there are!"
The national teacher said: "These three more clever methods are to move people with emotion, convince people with reason, and move people with virtue." ”
The queen said: "I can understand moving people with emotion, but what the hell is touching people with virtue and convincing people with reason?"
The national teacher said: "First of all, let's talk about morality: I heard that the Eastern Tang Dynasty is a country where male power is supreme, and women must abide by the three obedience and four virtues. ”
The queen said, "Wow, three from four virtues, it sounds so complicated." ”
The national teacher said: "It sounds complicated, but in fact, it boils down to one sentence: everything must be listened to by men!
Without hesitation, the queen replied, "I can do it! I will listen to him as long as he wants to stay, even if I want to give him the throne." ”
The national teacher said: "But he is a virtuous monk." If you want to move the great virtue with small virtue, I think it is difficult, very difficult. ”
The queen said, "What is Xiaode?"
The national teacher said: "I said, Dongtu is respected by men, and what they value most is loyalty to the country, sacrificing one's life for righteousness, killing oneself and the like, and the virtue of the holy monk is more about promoting Buddhism, educating the world, and purifying all sentient beings." In contrast, the virtue of women is naturally a small virtue. ”
The queen said, "That means it won't work?"
The national teacher said: "Let's talk about convincing people with reason." The so-called convincing people with reason is to explain the facts and reason, and persuade him to give up the idea of traveling west to learn scriptures, and voluntarily marry His Majesty. ”
The queen said, "Is this possible?"
The national teacher said: "The so-called holy monks are often people who can speak well. If you want to convince him, I think it's very difficult. ”
The queen said: "Then only emotion is left?"
The national teacher said: "Not bad. A holy monk is also a human being, and a compassionate person. Think about it, if you are a heartless and unrighteous person, how can you have compassion?"
The queen said, "You mean to say that he is an amorous man?"
The national teacher said: "I'm just saying that he is affectionate, not amorous." And according to the documents, he became a monk since he was a child. Of course, since childhood, he has never been close to women. ”
The queen said, "Isn't that terrible!"
The national teacher said: "No, no." There is a saying that when an old house catches fire, it burns harder!"
The queen was overjoyed and said, "In other words, as long as this fire burns just right, I have hope?"
The national teacher said: "That's what it means." ”
The queen said: "Then how should this fire be lit?
The national teacher said: "Find a way to keep him, often approach him, care about him, understand him, and then do what he likes, this matter can be done." But there's one thing to keep in mind. ”
The queen said, "Which point?"
The national teacher said: "To move people with emotion, the most important thing is to pay attention to a love word, and it is counterproductive and self-defeating if it is not true." ”
The queen said, "I am sincere to him! When I first saw him, my mind was full of pushing, pushing, pushing!"
The national teacher said: "Sure enough, it is very affectionate! Then I wish Your Majesty to get what he wishes as soon as possible, and the flowers will bloom and bloom." ”
After listening to what the national teacher said, the queen couldn't help but feel happy in her heart.
The plan was settled.