Wukong and the others came back with water, and it was already late.

As soon as they arrived at the door, they heard Xuanzang howling like a pig: "Water!

Wukong hurriedly entered the house, filled a small bowl of spring water and handed it over: "Master, the water is coming, the water is coming." ”

Xuanzang snatched the bowl and drank it in one gulp, and then handed the bowl back to Wukong.

After a while, Xuanzang said, "Ouch! Why does it hurt more!"

Wukong smiled: "It's more painful, it means that there is a reaction." ”

Xuanzang thought for a while and said, "I hope so, this thing is too tricky." ”

Wukong comforted him a few words, turned his head to Bajie and Wujing and said, "Senior brother, you go to dinner first, I'll just guard the master here." ”

Wujing agreed, turned around and went out. Bajie squirmed and stood at the door and refused to leave.

Wukong said: "Bajie, if you don't go to eat, what are you doing here?"

Bajie said: "I'm not very hungry now. Why don't I take care of the master, and you can go to dinner. ”

Wukong said: "No, you are bigger than Wujing's sausage, in our team, you are the least hungry, why do you say that you are not hungry now?"

Bajie said hesitantly: "Brother Monkey, let's go outside the door, I want to tell you something." ”

Wukong saw Bajie's strange expression, and he was curious for a while, so he followed Bajie to the door.

He said: "Bajie, you know that I am an impatient, if you have anything to say, just say it quickly." ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, let me ask you, why are there so many monsters to embarrass our scripture-learning team?"

Wukong said: "We're talking about whether you're hungry or not, why did you get to the monster all of a sudden?"

Bajie said: "I have my own reason for asking this question, you answer my question first." ”

Wukong said: "The question you asked is very complicated. Some monsters are arranged by Buddhism, and some monsters are arranged by Heaven. In short, we have to go through 9981 difficulties before we can obtain the true scriptures. ”

Bajie said: "I just asked those monsters what they were doing this, not who they were behind the scenes. Your answer is simply not what you asked. ”

Wukong said: "Yes, what are the monsters doing this for?"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, now I'm asking you, why are you asking me again?"

Wukong said: "Monsters do this for their own purposes. If you want to talk about the purpose of most of them, it is naturally to eat Master's meat. ”

Bajie said: "Then why do they eat Master's meat?"

Wukong said: "Because the master is the reincarnation of the second disciple of the Buddha. It is said that if you eat Master's meat, you will be able to live forever, and you can even become a righteous god directly. ”

Bajie said: "That's right!"

Wukong said, "What's right?"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, what do you say we are working hard to go west for?"

Wukong said: "Because the Bodhisattva promised that as long as we succeed in learning the scriptures, we can all get positive results." ”

Bajie said: "You should understand what I want to say by now, right?"

Wukong said: "It's a bit of a spectrum. But I can't grasp the key to your speech for a while. ”

Bajie said: "That's what I think. Didn't this master drink the water of the Jieyang Spring just to have an abortion? After the abortion, this purple river car is useless, so I ......"

Wukong interrupted: "What is the Purple River car, the Purple River car? Isn't it the placenta?" When did you learn to be so elegant?"

Bajie said: "Eating placenta must be a little nausea, if you say eating Zihe car, it will be much better, isn't it?"

Wukong said: "You! you ......"

Bajie said: "We worked hard to run, isn't it just for one purpose." ”

Wukong said: "But this purple river car is meat! Do you want to break the vows?"

Bajie said: "That's right! I broke the vows, and the master will fire me if he is angry, I can't ask for it!"

Wukong said: "The five of us are the quota set by the Buddha to learn scriptures, so you are not afraid that the Buddha will blame you?"

Bajie said: "Joke! We didn't have any written contract with the Buddha, so what reason did he have to blame me? The last time you made Master angry, he fired you." If I hadn't come to Huaguo Mountain to find you, you wouldn't have come back. ”

Wukong was surprised: "You even thought about this?"

Bajie said: "Hehe, I have thought about it repeatedly, there should be no loopholes in this plan." ”

Wukong said, "Are you sure you want to do this?"

Bajie said: "You don't want to stop me, right?"

Wukong laughed, "No! No, you're dragging your feet, that's a great thing." Didn't someone say that they would rather meet a god-like opponent than a teammate like you? Hahahaha. ”

Bajie said: "Laugh at me as much as you want! As long as you don't stop me!"

Wukong said: "That's good! That's good! Then I wish Bajie you to eat the placenta as soon as possible and achieve the position of the fetal god!haha." ”

Bajie was immediately shocked by Wukong's words!

He muttered to himself, "Fetus...... Fetus...... Fetal God!"

Wukong said: "That's right, if you eat the placenta, isn't it the achievement of the fetal god?"

After Wukong finished speaking, he didn't wait for Bajie to respond, and left laughing.

Bajie returned to the house to take care of Xuanzang. Now he was very, very entangled, weighing left and right in his heart: "The lethality of the word 'fetal god' seems to be much greater than the lethality of the word 'Bi Ma Wen'! So the question is, is this fetal god doing a good job or not doing a good job?"

Throwing off the eight precepts, Wukong was about to go to dinner, but he bumped into Wujing at the door head-on.

Wukong said: "Wujing, why are you standing at the door when you don't go to eat?"

Wujing said hesitantly: "Great, senior brother, what the second senior brother said just now is, but is it true?"

Wukong exclaimed: "Senior Brother Sha, I have always thought that you are an honest and loyal person, but you! You! You are really a sullen type as Bajie said!"

Wujing said: "I, I, I ......"

Wukong said: "Do you really have the same thoughts as Bajie?"

Wujing said: "Senior brother, it's actually like this, you listen to me in detail." Some time ago, I heard people say that this westward journey to learn scriptures is to talk about achievements, and the more credits, the richer the prizes. ”

Wukong said: "There is such a thing, I also said so." ”

Wujing said: "I also heard that this westward trip to learn scriptures is a last-place elimination system. Needless to say, Master, you will definitely be able to become a Buddha. Senior brother, you have a lot of credit, and you will definitely not be eliminated. Although the second senior brother has many shortcomings, he has killed a few bosses, and the little monsters have also killed a lot. But as for me, I haven't killed a single boss, only a few little monsters. I'm afraid that in the end, you all achieve positive results, and I will be eliminated alone, which will be too wronged!"

Wukong said: "Why did you forget about Xiaolong! Even if you adopt the last elimination system, it shouldn't be you who should be worried, but Xiaolong, he hasn't even killed a little monster!"

Wujing said: "Although Xiaolong's merit is also small, he is the master's mount." He went on a skin-to-skin blind date with the master all day long, so he naturally rubbed his feelings, and the master was the reincarnation of the second disciple of the Buddha, which ...... I don't need to say much about that. ”

Wukong said: "Who did you listen to all this mess?"

Wujing said: "Last time, I heard what the four-value gong Cao said. ”

Wukong said: "Don't listen to them, they are a group of goods who sow discord and are afraid that the world will not be chaotic!"

Wujing said: "But what if it's true?"

Wukong comforted him earnestly: "Wujing, you listen to me." Even if there is such a thing as a last-place elimination system, I will definitely go to the Bodhisattva to help you say good things. My relationship with the Bodhisattva is not ordinary, and she will definitely listen to me. ”

Wujing said: "Really?"

Wukong said: "You and my senior brother have been so many years, don't you know what kind of person I am? When have I ever treated my brother badly?"

Wujing relieved his heart and said, "Then senior brother will bother a lot." ”

Wukong said: "Don't worry, this matter is on me, you can go to dinner." ”

Wujing said: "Oh, then don't you go to dinner?"

Wukong said, "I'll go to C first." ”

The two separated, and Goku walked towards C, just in time to meet Ryoma.

Wukong asked curiously, "Xiaolong, why don't you stay in the courtyard and wander around?" ”

Ryoma said: "Senior brother, I want to ask you about something......

Wukong hurriedly interrupted: "Stop, don't say anything, let me go in and vomit for a while!"

Ryoma said, "But I haven't said anything yet!"

Wukong said: "I really can't stand it! What do you say, wait until I'm done throwing up!"

Wukong vomited once in C, and then walked out slowly. He said to Ryoma, "Okay, just say whatever you want." ”

Ryoma said, "I, I want to ask about the placenta." ”

Wukong said: "Xiaolong, I don't want to say anything more about this matter. You have to think about it, you could have been the second senior brother at the beginning, but why didn't you do it later?"

Ryoma was reminded by Wukong and immediately came back to his senses. He hurriedly said, "Senior brother, I didn't say anything just now, and I haven't seen you either! I'll go back and eat a few handfuls of forage right now." After speaking, without waiting for Wukong to answer, he ran away.

Wukong sighed: "It seems that Xiaolong is still the most sensible. But then again, it doesn't seem illegal to eat a purple river car, right? Oh! Amitabha, sin, sin! That's meat. ”

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Bajie paced back and forth in the room in a state of confusion.

Suddenly, he heard a noise, hurriedly looked up, and saw Xuanzang crawling up.

Bajie said: "Master, be careful to lie down and don't move, your vigorous exercise like this is not good for your health!"

Xuanzang said: "I'm fine." ”

Bajie said: "Really, it's really okay?"

Xuanzang got out of bed and walked around a few steps, and then said, "It's really okay." You see, everything is normal. ”

Bajie said: "That, that ......"

Xuanzang said: "What then?"

Bajie hurriedly said: "It's nothing. It's right that the master is right, and now I'm finally at ease. ”

In fact, Bajie was disappointed in his heart, and at the same time relieved, this feeling of mixed tastes is really difficult to describe clearly in words.

Xuanzang said: "It seems that Bajie still cares about me the most, he doesn't even eat, and he is here to accompany me." ”

Bajie secretly wiped a handful of cold sweat and echoed: "It should be, it should be." ”

Xuanzang said: "Let's go, let's go eat, I'm hungry for the teacher." ”

The two came to the dining room to see Wukong and Wujing, and then some people were really happy and some were sad.

However, after all, it doesn't seem to be a bad thing to have a thrilling person to get through another difficulty, so overall, everyone can still accept this reality.

After eating, everyone went to bed peacefully.