At halftime, both sides of the bet fight went their separate ways. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the lounge, the king asked Hu Li, "Big brother, I ordered to cut off their heads just now, why do you want to stop me?"

So Huli told the king about his plan.

After hearing this, the king exclaimed: "Big brother, you really can't win or lose this kind of play!"

Huli smiled: "This is necessary, otherwise why should I promise them?"

The king was heartily impressed: "I have to say, the eldest brother's idea is really amazing. ”

Hu Li said: "Hehe, this is what I want! I want them to know that they are being played, but they have nothing to do with us." To put it bluntly, I not only want them to die, but I also want them to die a miserable and desperate death! ”

Wow, this is called pretending to be a slap in the face, it's exciting to think about, it's exciting to think about!

So the plan was decided.

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Soon, half an hour passed, and the game started anew.

Above the court, the two sides of the gambling fight appeared again.

Wukong said: "How many national teachers are ready?"

Hu Li said: "I'm ready, I'm waiting for you." ”

Wukong said: "You have already come up with two questions, this time it's our turn to come up with them." ”

Hu Li said: "This is Che Chi Country, naturally the king should be in charge, when will it be your turn to solve the problem?"

Wukong said: "No, it's too unfair to ask you every time." ”

Lu Li sneered: "If you want to change the official documents, you naturally have to follow our rules." In a word, do you bet or not?"

Wukong said, "Okay, okay. As the saying goes, gambling is not for losing, gambling is betting. But I don't know, what do you want to gamble on this time?"

Lu Li said: "This time we will bet on the partition guess!"

Wukong said: "How can you guess?"

Lu Li said: "It's simple. Your Majesty will prepare a cabinet and put all kinds of items in it, and who can guess what will be placed in the cabinet, even if whoever wins, what?"

Wukong said: "Hey, aren't you guys in a gang? This is going to cheat, it's just a sure win." ”

Yang Li simply said: "If you don't gamble, you will cut off your head, you choose yourself, right?"

Wukong pretended to think about it and replied, "It seems that you have to gamble! Okay, let's start now?"

When the two sides had finished their negotiations, the king ordered a scarlet lacquered cabinet to be brought up to the temple, and in the cabinet was a small incense burner that he had put into it with his own hands.

The king said, "When the things are ready, the national teachers will start guessing." ”

Wukong said strangely: "Why did the national teachers guess first?"

Hu Li said: "What the king said! Are you still satisfied with this answer?"

Wukong smiled: "It seems that this time I have to be satisfied." Then the national teachers will guess first. ”

Lu Li said: "I'll guess first this time." I guess there's an incense burner in there!"

In fact, Wukong also knew that it was an incense burner inside. His fiery eyes could even see the skeleton of a youkai, let alone a wooden cabinet.

said that it was too late, and then it was too fast, Wukong made a magic power to flash into the cabinet, and then he came out unknowingly, shouting: "No, no!"

Lu Li said: "What's wrong?"

Wukong said: "This is not an incense burner, but a bell." ”

The king's brothers secretly thought: "It's obviously an incense burner, but if you guess it's a bell, these monks are dead!"

So Yang Li said: "Since we have both finished guessing, it is time to announce the answer." ”

As soon as the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs heard that the answer was about to be revealed, they gathered around to watch.

Bajie was also very curious, he took a few steps forward to see if there was a bell in the cabinet.

Who knew that he had just approached the cabinet, but faintly heard a ticking sound coming from the cabinet.

Bajie's face changed wildly, and he warned loudly: "Master, be careful, there is a bomb!"

At the same time, he quickly turned around and flew towards Xuanzang, knocking Xuanzang to the ground.

Wukong asked curiously, "Bajie, what are you doing?"

Seeing that everyone was looking at him with a strange look, Bajie explained, "I suspect that there is a bomb in this cabinet, and it is still ticking." ”

Wukong said: "You quickly let Master up, there are no bombs in here." ”

Bajie said: "Really?"

Wukong said: "Why am I lying to you?"

Bajie said: "But there is indeed a sound inside, wow, I must not hear it wrong." ”

Wukong said: "Open it and take a look?"

Bajie was skeptical, so he helped the master up.

Xuanzang said: "I can't see it, these eight precepts are usually cheating and tricky, but they are quite loyal in case of emergency." ”

Bajie smiled shyly and said, "Aren't you in a hurry, Master, you didn't fall in pain, right?"

Xuanzang said: "It's okay, it's okay, but I feel that the two front teeth on the top are a little loose." ”

Bajie immediately didn't dare to speak.

Yang Li said: "Are you done with the trouble, but the lottery is going to be won after the trouble." ”

Wukong said: "Open, open, open the big and open the small Destiny!"

So the king ordered the chest to be opened. As soon as the cabinet was opened, it was really not an incense burner, but a round thing, still ticking.

Xuanzang said: "Hey, what is this, why haven't I seen it?"

Wukong said: "This is a mechanical alarm clock, a product from the future." ”

Xuanzang said: "You put it in?"

Wukong said, "Yes." ”

Xuanzang said: "Where did you come from?"

Wukong said: "It was originally on Su Buer. ”

Xuanzang said: "Then you lied to me before, he only dropped a book of travel encyclopedias?"

Wukong said: "It's a long story, I'll explain it to you in the evening." ”

Xuanzang said: "If you don't explain clearly at night, I will never spare you." ”

The master and apprentice are gossiping here, and the king and the national teacher are also communicating.

The king said, "Let me say, these monks are not simple. ”

Lu Li said: "I'm not convinced, let's try to compete with him again." ”

The king said, "All right. I'll put an apple in it this time, or you guess first. The three teachers agreed, and the king put another apple in his own hands.

Luli Daxian shouted, "Let's compete again!"

Wukong said: "Do you want to compare?"

Lu Li said: "Of course you have to compare, three fights and two wins." ”

Wukong said: "It's been three rounds, and now it's 1:1, it's drawn! I think it's better to let us go, right?"

Lu Li said: "A draw doesn't count, you have to compare a result!"

Wukong said: "It seems that this is the king's decision again?"

The king said, "Ahem, you guessed it right! The decision of the national teacher is the decision of the widow, and it must be wow." ”

Wukong said: "Then continue to compare." What are you going to do this time?"

Lu Li said: "It's better than the partition to guess things!"

Bajie smiled and said: "This brain, I am really convinced! I know the monkey's methods, they are even better than this! It is really incorrigible." ”

Wukong also smiled: "I think so too, it's really a Taoist priest who is stupider than a pig." ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, what are you not good to mention, but you want to mention pigs! You don't think you have quarreled enough during this time, right?"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, it's you who are wrong this time." If you want to make trouble another day, don't make trouble today. ”

Wukong said: "Master, this is the eccentric eight precepts, this fool sacrificed himself to save the master, this trick is really good." ”

Wujing said: "Now I am more and more optimistic about the second senior brother, tongs Liu Ming, the word is proof!"

Bajie smiled proudly: "Thanks for the compliment, the screenshot has been taken!"

Lu Li said impatiently: "Have you made enough trouble?"

Wukong said, "You continue." ”

Lu Li said: "His Majesty the King has already put the items in, now let's guess first." ”

Wukong said, "Why are you guessing first? ”

Lu Li said: "It's not up to you to decide whether the public is fair or not! Your Majesty says it's fair, then it's fair and tight." ”

Wukong said: "It's easy to say, then it's better for you to guess first." ”

Lu Li said: "This time, I guess it's an apple." ”

Wukong said: "Then you wait, I'll send a gong scout to see and see first." ”

So Wukong swooped into the cabinet again, and sure enough, he saw an apple.

Without saying a word, he swallowed the apple and the core of the belt, and put one more thing in it.

Wukong came out, pretended to be a ghost for a while, and then said, "I guess it's a three-star here." ”

Lu Li said: "What half-hearted?"

Wukong said: "You guess it's Apple, then I have to guess it's Samsung." If I had guessed the apple, would you have accepted it?"

Lu Li said: "Naturally, I don't recognize it." ”

Wukong said: "Isn't that the end! Open it quickly, open it quickly, and see which of us guesses correctly!"

Then the king ordered the chest to be opened. There really wasn't any apples in it, just a flat object.

The king wondered, "How did an apple I put in it, but what is it?"

Wukong said: "Your Majesty, don't you take it out and take a look?"

The king said, "I won't take it, how do I know if this thing is in danger!"

Wukong saw that the king didn't dare to take it, so he touched it out, handed it to the king, and said, "I dare to touch it, what are you afraid of." See, there are three stars on it, and there is a Samsung logo. ”

The king took a closer look and saw that there was the word "three stars" on the top of this object, and the back was also printed with the head of Fu Lu Shou three stars, which was vivid, grinning with teeth, and smiling happily than the other.

Xuanzang said: "This was also accidentally dropped by Su Buji?"

Wukong said: "This is not. This is a communication product produced by Penglai Xianshan, which was personally developed by Fulushou Samsung. ”

Xuanzang said: "Since it is a product of Penglai Xianshan, how did it get to you?"

Wukong said: "Last time I was in Wuzhuang Temple, didn't I go to Penglai, this is a special commemorative edition given to me by the birthday star." ”

The king interjected, "What the hell is a communication product?"

Xuanzang said: "I know this, this communication product is used to transmit signals, similar to a microphone." ”

The king said, "I know the microphone, and I played it when I was a child." In our place, this thing has a nickname called Partition Wall Ears. ”

Xuanzang said: "Yes, yes, that's it." ”

The king said, "But the microphone has a rope, and this thing has no rope." ”

Wukong said: "The corded ones are old products, and they have long been out! ”

The king said, "How can you make a sound without a rope? ”

Wukong said: "Your Majesty, you don't care about the science is not scientific, anyway, you just say that there is no three-star on it." ”

The king said, "Yes." ”

Wukong said: "Since there is, then we will win this game." Three against two, this time we win, right?"

Wang Guodao: "It seems to be ...... It seems to be this reason. ”

Wukong said: "Then is it time to change the official document?"

Hu Li shouted: "Can't change!"

Wukong smiled: "Do you want to be Laipi?"

Hu Li said: "It was Wenbi just now, and now we want to compete with Wubi! If you win, then let you go, and never shirk!"