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At this time, the three great immortals were sitting next to the king.

The king said, "Three elder brothers, these monks are also quite capable, I think it's better to let them go west, right?"

Hu Li said: "Then how can it be done! They begged for rain, and we also begged for rain, it's a big deal, it's just a draw, and we have to think of another way to compare it again." ”

The king said, "Brother, they are just passing by, so why do they have to divide them?" ”

Hu Li said: "Your Majesty doesn't know, this river and lake has the rules of the rivers and lakes. They smashed our field, if they were so easy to let them go, then how could our three brothers have the face to mix in the rivers and lakes in the future. ”

Lu Li interjected: "Your Majesty, you have to see the situation clearly." The three of us are your royal mages, ready to be sent by you at any time. If you ask for rain, we will ask for rain, and if you want immortality, we will refine the pill for you, this is the most reliable brother. As for the monks, they were just passing by. If they leave, will they come back to ask you for rain? Do they have the ability to refine all kinds of pills for you?"

Yang Li said: "Yes, yes, which is more important, Your Majesty should think more and think more." ”

When the king thought about it, this was indeed the case. The three national teachers and brothers are their own dependence, and they can't offend a few brothers for a few monks passing by, right?

Thinking of this, the king already had a plan in his heart.

So he announced in public: "Today, both sides of the gambling fight have asked for rain, and it is counted as a draw." However, the three national teachers said that a few monks were rude first, so they must be divided today. Now it's time for lunch, and the minister of civil and military affairs stays in the palace to eat with the king. As for you monks, this king will not accept them, so go to the city to find food on your own. In addition, you are suspected of murdering the disciples of the national teacher, so this king will give you the punishment of restricting you from leaving the country. Can you take it?"

Xuanzang said: "Your Majesty, we haven't changed the official document yet, even if you drive us away with a stick, we won't leave, you can rest assured." ”

The king was right when he thought about it, so he let Xuanzang and others out of the palace, and sent people to strictly monitor them.

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The master and apprentice went to the street, found a restaurant at random, and chose a private room.

After a while, the food was served, and Goku instructed the men to close the door.

Xuanzang said: "Just now the three national teachers said that you destroyed the holy statue of Sanqing, what is going on?"

Wukong said, "Master, the three of us quietly went into the city last night to find out the news. ”

Xuanzang said: "Why didn't you tell me in advance when you went into the city to hear the news? ”

Wukong said: "It was a temporary decision at that time. Aren't you asleep, we don't want to disturb your rest. ”

Xuanzang said: "If you want to hear the news, why do you make a lot of trouble." ”

Wukong said: "Here's the thing. We went to Sanqing Temple to check and found a lot of tribute, so we asked Bajie to hide the holy statue of Sanqing, so that we could change into the appearance of Sanqing and steal food. But Bajie actually pushed the Sanqing statue into the dung pit. ”

Bajie defended: "Brother Monkey, you want me to hide the Sanqing statue in the WC." ”

Wukong said: "But I didn't tell you to push you into the pit." ”

Bajie said: "If you want to hide properly, it is naturally best to push it into the pit." ”

Wukong said: "It's good, but this time it's getting into trouble." ”

Bajie asked curiously, "What's the trouble?"

Wukong said: "Now Heavenly Court is making stumbling blocks, trying to embarrass our scripture-learning team." ”

Bajie said: "Cut, what about Heavenly Court? Actually, I have long looked at Heavenly Court unpleasantly. Brother Monkey, let me tell you, in fact, this Heavenly Court is the final say of Sanqing, and the Jade Emperor is just a puppet. ”

Wujing also said: "This time I support the second senior brother. I think that when I was in the heavenly court, I was diligent and diligent, but in the end, I was about to be killed because I accidentally dropped a cup, if it wasn't for the Bodhisattva's rescue, I would still be in prison in the quicksand river. ”

It's no wonder that Bajie and Wujing have always had a deep grudge against Heavenly Court, and by the way, even Sanqing also hated each other.

Wukong said: "That's what I said, but when I messed up the heavenly court, Lao Jun yin me, and Yuan Shi and Lingbao didn't make a move." ”

Bajie said: "Brother, this idea was yours, you can't pretend to be a good person now, pick a son!"

Wukong said: "Senior brother, don't worry, I haven't taken this little thing to heart, and I will never let you take the blame." “

Xuanzang asked, "Is it really okay?"

Wukong said: "What can be the problem, it's just three nameless wild monsters, it's okay, it's okay." ”

Wujing said: "Why do you see only three wild monsters?"

Wukong said: "These three monsters blocked our way, neither to eat Master's meat, nor to deliberately destroy the plan to learn scriptures, but just to find a place." The most important thing is that I don't even know my famous Monkey King! You say, what is this not a nameless wild monster?"

Bajie said: "This monkey is quite narcissistic. ”

Wujing said: "Senior brother does have the capital of narcissism. ”

Bajie said: "Senior Brother Sha, why are you so superstitious about this monkey, in fact, I am not bad at the old pig." If he really wants to fight, he may not be able to defeat me. ”

Wukong said: "I'm not convinced, are you? I'll stand and let you fight, see if you can hurt me a hair?"

Bajie said: "Dead bt! I'll just talk about it, and I'll fight you only when my head is caught by the door." ”

Xuanzang said: "Okay, don't talk about it." I now seriously warn you: If you encounter this situation again in the future, you must remember to pack it! You eat and drink spicy food, but you forget to be a teacher! Ouch hey, why did I accept you three unfilial apprentices!"

Bajie said: "Yes, we are happy, why did we forget the master? ”

Wukong said: "I'm embarrassed to say! Just count you who eat the most, eat the fastest, where is the master's share." ”

Xuanzang said: "Okay, don't make any noise, hurry up and eat, there are activities in the afternoon." ”

Everyone ate and chatted for a while, and estimated that the time was almost up, so they went into the palace to participate in the event.

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The people entered the palace.

At this time, the king and the three national teachers had already arranged the trap, and they were waiting for Xuanzang and a few people to drill it.

Wukong saw Hu Li and the others, and grinned: "Hello a few immortals, what are you going to gamble on this afternoon?"

Hu Li said: "Let's bet on zazen." ”

Wukong said: "Zazen?"

Hu Li said: "Yes, just bet on zazen." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, they said they want to bet on zazen." ”

Bajie said, "I hear you, but what does this have to do with me? I don't know how to sit in meditation." ”

Wukong said: "I won't either, you see that my monkey anxious temperament is not suitable." Wujing, will you sit?"

Wujing said: "I can cook, I really can't do zazen." ”

At this time, Xuanzang opened his mouth and said, "I can sit in meditation." ”

Wukong said, "Can you sit on him? ”

Xuanzang said: "Zazen is my specialty." I remember that in Jinshan Temple, I sat in meditation for three years at a time. ”

Wukong was overjoyed and said, "Enough, enough! Don't say three years, even if it is three months, he will be killed." ”

So he shouted, "My master has come to fight zazen with you!"

Hu Li sneered: "My zazen is not an ordinary zazen, there is a special one here, called the cloud ladder manifestation." ”

Wukong asked, "What kind of cloud ladder manifestation method?"

Hu Li said: "I want a hundred tables, make two Zen tables, stack them one by one, and the person who gambles sits on one side, whoever can't sit still first, who loses!"

Wukong said: "You have no means to bully my master." ”

Hu Li said: "Don't talk nonsense! If you dare to compare, sit on it!"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, or we will give up this game." ”

Wukong said: "Don't you know how to sit in meditation, why do you want to give up?"

Xuanzang said: "How can I climb up so high!"

Wukong said: "Could it be that you ate that ginseng fruit for nothing!"

Xuanzang said: "I'm afraid of heights!"

Wukong said: "Then climb up with your eyes closed." ”

Xuanzang said: "What if I fall down?"

Wukong said: "With the three of us protecting you below, it's very safe!"

Xuanzang said: "Hehe, even if you break your throat today, I won't go up." ”

Wukong said strangely: "Why is this?"

Xuanzang said: "Apprentice, you don't want to think about it, I'm the project manager of this westbound team, and I'm a leader at all, how can I climb up and down like a monkey?"

Wukong said, "What's wrong with the monkey? Could it be that Master looks down on the monkey?"

Xuanzang hurriedly said: "Oh, Wukong, don't get me wrong, I just didn't express it properly." In fact, what I want to express is: we all have different divisions of labor, and dangerous things like this are not what I should do. ”

Wukong said: "But you mentioned the monkey just now!"

Xuanzang said: "Do I have it?"

Wukong said: "Wow! Do you want to recognize what you just said? Do you want me to look through the chat records to show you?"

Xuanzang said: "What if I mention monkeys?"

Wukong said: "I'm a monkey, you have to make it clear today!"

Xuanzang said: "No, no, no, you are not a monkey, you are a stone monkey." White horses are not horses, stone monkeys are not monkeys!"

Wukong said: "Why is the stone monkey not a monkey?"

Xuanzang said: "The material is different, the hardness is different, the internal structure is different, and the attributes are different in all aspects." ”

Wukong said: "But others say I'm a monkey." ”

Xuanzang said: "What others say is what it is? Childish! Is a snail a cow? Is there a wife in the wife's cake? These are all old stalks, and you still want me to teach you?"

Wukong thought for a moment and said, "It seems to make sense. ”

Xuanzang said: "As a teacher, you have always been very reasonable, do you know?"

Wukong said: "Forget it, let's not mention this matter for the time being, let's talk about the gambling fight." Well, you're really up to it?"

Xuanzang said: "Why do I have to go up?"

Wukong said: "If you don't go up, you'll lose." ”

Xuanzang said: "If you lose, you lose." Draw one game first, lose another game, 0:1 temporarily behind, we still have a chance to turn the book. ”

Wukong said: "Okay, since you refuse to go up, we will admit defeat." ”

Bajie shouted happily: "Hey, look at Le, Brother Monkey is deflated! Haha, it turns out that you also have today!"

Wukong grinned and said, "It's not a shame to lose to Master, it's a shame to lose to you." ”

Bajie was unconvinced: "When did you win against me? Every time the master obstructed me, we didn't quarrel." ”

At this time, the king was impatient: "Those monks, have you discussed the results?"

Wukong shouted, "There's a result!

The king was overjoyed and said, "If you don't gamble, you'll admit defeat!

Wukong shouted, "Wait!"

The king said, "What do you have to say when you are dying?"

Wukong said: "I drew a game before, and now I have lost a game, and I am temporarily behind 0:1, how can I say that I will cut off my head?"

The king said, "If you lose, you will be beheaded, and whoever will fight with you will win three or two." ”

Wukong said: "But you also said before that as long as we beg for rain, you will let us go, what do you say?"

The king said, "Did I say that?"

Wukong said: "Do you want to pay the bill?"

At this time, Hu Li interjected: "Your Majesty, since they are not convinced, then give them another chance, so that they can lose convincingly." ”

Although the king was a little puzzled, he still agreed, "Since my brother has spoken, let them live a little longer." ”

So he turned his head and ordered: "Okay, now halftime, and the bet will start in half an hour!"