Chapter 168: What a terrifying way to die!
This plot is really a big reversal, which made Xuanzang begin to doubt his life. He asked tentatively www.biquge.info "Did your brother forget to take his medicine today?"
Wukong said: "Don't you think that there is no one to chat with you? Now that more than 2,000 words have come out, are you happy? Are you satisfied?"
Xuanzang exclaimed: "It's really messed up with time!"
Bajie said: "Master, I'm hungry. ”
Xuanzang laughed and said: "Bajie, Bajie, you are really a talented person!"
Bajie was puzzled: "What's wrong with me?"
Xuanzang said: "I'm laughing at you who shouted a few slogans with Wukong, and you actually roared hungry!"
Bajie said: "Hehe, Master, if you had also been reincarnated in the wrong fetus at the beginning, it is estimated that you will be similar to me!"
Xuanzang said angrily: "Bajie, is this a human thing you say!"
Wukong grinned and said, "Master, Bajie is a pig's head, so it's normal not to talk to people." ”
Bajie was just about to refute, but Xuanzang quickly diverted the topic and said, "Wukong, go to the front and have a look, and find someone to eat." ”
Wukong said, "Master, I can't leave you, that's too dangerous. ”
Xuanzang said: "You are the best at finding food." And the two of them have to carry the burden. ”
Wukong said: "Don't worry, don't worry, let's take a look." If it didn't work, we would dig up some wild vegetables on the side of the road and eat them. ”
Bajie said with a bitter face: "I eat wild vegetables again, I've eaten wild vegetables for three days." ”
Wukong said: "Who told you two to eat big intestines and eat all the godmothers." ”
Wujing said aggrievedly: "The main reason is that the second senior brother is too good to eat, and he can eat more than the three of us alone." ”
Xuanzang said: "It's natural to eat a lot, and I can't blame anyone." There is no need to discuss this issue any further, so let's continue on our way. ”
After walking for more than half an hour, I suddenly saw a simple wine shop on the side of the road in front of me.
Bajie said happily: "If there is wine, there must be food, it is really a wish of heaven!"
Xuanzang said: "Okay, let's have a meal here, and by the way, I will replenish the supplies." ”
Xiao Er welcomed everyone into the wine shop, and there were six or seven tables inside, all of which were empty. No other guests.
Xiao Er asked, "Elders, what do you want to eat?"
Bajie said: "Serve the meal first! Stir-fry a few large plates of vegetarian dishes, but it's not enough to order again." ”
Xiao Er said: "But the rice is cold, and it needs to be hot to eat." ”
Bajie said: "Although the rice is cold, but the stomach is hot! ”
Xiao Er agreed, and hurried to serve the meal. Bajie said again: "Don't be so troublesome, you can move the steamer together!"
Wukong said: "Although it has been so many years, I still haven't been able to adapt to it. This Bajie is so delicious!"
Bajie smiled: "I'll eat mine, whatever you want." ”
In a blink of an eye, the steamer was moved, and Bajie and Wujing were not polite, they threw off their sleeves and opened the whole thing. After a while, the dishes were also served, and Xuanzang and the others also began to eat with chopsticks.
As soon as Wukong lifted the chopsticks, he suddenly stood up, kicked over the table, and shouted, "This dish is not authentic!"
Xuanzang dropped his chopsticks and got up from the table!
Bajie shouted: "What's the situation!"
Wukong said, "There's something wrong with this liquor shop!" As soon as he finished speaking, he had already rushed into the kitchen.
The shopkeeper and the boss who was in charge of the spoon looked up blankly,
The boss asked, "What's the matter with the guest officer?" Wukong knew that it was going to be bad, and turned around and went out to find Xuanzang again.
At this moment, thick black smoke rose from the entire liquor store, making him blind. Wukong shouted loudly, "Bajie! protect Master!" With that, he blew his mouth and blew away the black smoke in the sky.
Ryoma rushed into the liquor shop and shouted, "Senior brother, Master has been captured by a monster!"
Goku asked, "What kind of youkai is it?"
Ryoma said: "I didn't see it clearly! I ran away with a demon wind!"
Bajie said: "This is a black shop! What about the boss!
Wukong said: "It's not about the store. ”
Bajie said: "Then how can you say that the dishes are not authentic?"
Wukong said: "The dish is poisonous, but it's not the store that poisons it." ”
Bajie said: "Then the poisoner must be a monster?"
Wukong said: "It's not a monster either. ”
Bajie Qi said: "Look at what you said! It's not the store that poisons it, it's not the monster that poisons it, is it still our own poison?"
Wukong said: "If that monster was in this wine shop at that time, how could he escape my eyes?"
Wujing said: "Senior brother, since no one has poisoned it, where does the poison in this dish come from?"
Wukong said: "I can't be sure for the time being, let's go to the kitchen and have a look." ”
The three of them entered the kitchen, and the boss and the shopkeeper were hiding in the corner, panicking.
Wukong said: "Boss, how much is the food?"
The boss said: "What else do you need for food! The store is operated on a small basis, and a few grandfathers should go to another house." ”
Wukong said: "Don't be afraid, boss, we are monks, not robbers, and we still have to give this meal money." I'm going to ask you something. ”
The boss said: "Grandpas just ask, as long as I know, I will never dare to hide it." ”
Goku asked, "What kind of monsters do you have around here?"
The boss said, "I haven't heard of any monsters." ”
Wukong said: "What kind of great immortal is there, the king of the mountain or something?"
The boss said, "This one...... I've only heard that more than 100 miles to the southwest, there is a Pansi Cave, and there are seven immortal girls with great powers in the cave. ”
Bajie said: "What fairy girl! Most of them are these seven monsters!"
Wukong said: "Thank you boss! Wujing, pay the bill." ”
He returned to the dining room, crouched on the floor, and double-checked. Bajie asked: "Brother Monkey, since you already know the whereabouts of the monsters, you should go directly to fight the monsters, what else are you going to check?"
Wukong said: "Senior brother, don't disturb me! I want to study what kind of means the monsters use." ”
After a while, Goku stood up, holding a dead baby bee between his two fingers.
Bajie said: "Brother, this seems to be an ordinary bee, how toxic can it be?"
Wukong said: "Ordinary bees are not poisonous, but this one is different. ”
Bajie said: "Is this a xenomorph?"
Wukong said: "It's still an ordinary bee. ”
Bajie chirped: "Brother Monkey, you really know how to play!"
Wukong said, "Listen to me first! This is indeed an ordinary little bee, but it carries a neurotoxin with a strong anesthetic effect. ”
Wujing exclaimed, "It's a neurotoxin again!
Wukong said: "I hate to use this kind of indiscriminate method the most in my life." ”
Bajie gritted his teeth and said, "It's better not to fall into my hands, otherwise I will definitely tear him apart!"
Wujing said: "Brother Monkey, since it is artificially poisoned, then this wine shop is the most suspicious. ”
Wukong said: "Judging by my intuition, this matter has nothing to do with the people in the wine shop. Don't ask me why, because I can't give me any clear proof. ”
Bajie smiled: "Sixth sense, I know, I study psychology." ”
Wujing said: "What's going on then? Is it a coincidence?"
Wukong said: "I thought of a possibility, a very big possibility: this bee flew into the crack of the vegetable by itself. ”
Bajie exclaimed: "Gu worm technique!"
Wukong said: "Yes, this time I actually met a master of playing with insects, it's rare!"
Bajie said: "The skills of these tricky experts are generally not high, but they are full of evil sects. I think when I traveled around the Nether, I didn't like dealing with this kind of person the most. ”
Wukong teased: "You're still traveling around the Netherworld, aren't you just being chased around by the earth immortals!" ”
Wujing also smiled: "Second senior brother, this is called the art of language!"
Bajie said: "Master has been captured by monsters, you still have the heart to laugh!"
Wujing exclaimed, "Yes, we have to find a way to save Master." ”
Wukong said: "What are you panicking about, I'm investigating the crime scene here." ”
Wujing asked, "Senior brother, what do you see?"
Wukong said: "This monster is good at poisoning, and he is also good at Gu worm techniques. The insects around us could be his eyes and ears. In other words, our whereabouts have already been exposed, which is why he has set a trap here. That's all I can see for the time being. ”
Bajie said: "Alas, neurotoxin, this thing is old. That rat spirit said to give you a few bottles of Buddha's hand cream, and you should keep it!"
Wukong smiled: "That's made of rat saliva, are you going to take oral detoxification?"
Bajie said: "It's good to be in an emergency." ”
Wukong said: "Okay, don't talk about those useless things, let's talk about the topic." I think it was a planned, organized kidnapping. What do you think?"
Bajie said: "First poisoning, then smoking, and finally arresting people, it must have been planned in advance." Wujing also nodded again and again.
Wukong said: "So we must be careful, don't fall for the plot! ”
So, Wujing and Bajie stayed behind to guard the luggage, and Wukong went alone to investigate the enemy.
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The ones who captured Xuanzang were indeed the seven female monsters in the Pansi Cave.
In the Pansi Cave, Xuanzang sat beside the stone table, and the seven female monsters surrounded him, chattering and making a lot of noise.
The big monster said: "Master Tang, rare guest, our seven sisters have been waiting for you for a long time." ”
Xuanzang said: "Oh, how do several female bodhisattvas recognize me?"
The second monster said: "A white-faced monk rode a sika deer and brought three ugly eight strange apprentices! The characteristics of your team are too obvious, how can we not know it?"
Xuanzang said: "Oh, so that's the case." I don't know what you're looking for me?"
The three monsters said, "Elder, guess what?"
Xuanzang said: "Do you want to eat me?"
The four monsters said, "Elder, you really know how to tell jokes! If we want to eat you, do we still need to chat with you here?"
Xuanzang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "But it scared me, I thought you were going to eat me." ”
The big monster said: "Elder Tang, our sisters came up with a clever plan and worked hard to invite you to play tricks, how can we be willing to eat you?"
Xuanzang said: "Trickster, don't you want to chant poetry?"
The second monster said: "Elder, you are so humorous, it is very much in line with my taste." ”
Xuanzang said: "But I can only chant poems to do it." ”
The three monsters said: "It's a man who knows how to play, why do you pretend to be confused, elder?"
Xuanzang thought to himself: "Back then, a scorpion spirit made me dizzy, but now there are seven!"
Thinking of this, he waved his hand again and again and said, "The poor monk is a monk, no, no!"
The six monsters said: "Elder, didn't your eldest apprentice say it, and you just believe: you can!" you will!”
Xuanzang exclaimed: "How do you know!"
The six monsters laughed and said, "This is the territory of our seven sisters, why shouldn't we know?"
Xuanzang was shocked, and secretly thought: "I ...... I...... Emma, this way of dying is so horrible!
The seven monsters said: "Elder, don't rub it off, you just follow our sisters!"
Xuanzang panicked: "Wait a minute!"
The five monsters said: "Could it be that you want to delay time?"
Xuanzang said: "That's not it. ”
The three monsters said: "Since it's not, then what are you waiting for? The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold!"
Four monsters said: "8P, it's exciting to think about!"
Xuanzang said: "Because ...... Because you have a strange smell on you, the poor monk really can't stand it!"
The six monsters said angrily: "You are talking nonsense! Our sisters take a bath every day, where does it smell weird!"
Xuanzang replied affirmatively: "The poor monk has a very smart nose, and he can't make a mistake." ”
The second strange said: "Since the elder said so, then let's go wash again." ”
The big monster said: "Okay, when we seal the door of the cave, we will go to the bath together." After washing, come back and play with Tang Shengseng!"