The westbound road is destined to be a lonely road. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Xuanzang's master and apprentice left the Great Red and Purple Country and continued to move forward. This walk took more than half a year, from the summer of the previous year to the spring of the next year.

Spring and Jingming, spring is like a brocade.

On this day, everyone walked on the road, and when they were bored, they started chatting and farting again.

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, find a topic to talk about." ”

Wukong said: "It's every day, I've talked about everything, but now I don't have to talk about it." ”

Xuanzang said: "It's so hard, don't talk nonsense, how should I live this day?"

Wukong said: "I'm embarrassed to say that it's hard to walk!Master, you have a little dragon to walk, where have you walked?"

Xuanzang said: "Alas, although I don't have to walk, the road is uneven, and I always dangle like this, it's really hard!"

Wukong said: "You feel hard to ride a horse, how can you make me embarrassed by this little short leg!"

Xuanzang said: "Don't you know how to do spells, why don't you make your legs longer and walk!"

Wukong said: "I tried, if the legs are too long, the center of gravity will be too high, and it is not as good as my little short legs." ”

Xuanzang said: "Wujing, you are just long legs, are you working hard?"

Wujing said: "I don't feel very hard. I've been walking for so many years, and I'm slowly getting used to it. ”

Xuanzang said: "Wujing is an honest man, he works hard and complains, but unfortunately he has less words." ”

Wujing said: "Actually, I also want to talk, and I also want to be the third male, but unfortunately my mouth is not as slippery as yours." ”

Wukong said: "When it comes to talking less, now I have to count the eight precepts." As for whether he's honest or not, then I don't know. ”

Xuanzang asked: "Bajie, what are you thinking about now, come and listen to it, the teacher is about to die of loneliness." ”

Bajie said: "Hmm. ”

Xuanzang said: "What do you mean?"

Bajie said: "Hmm. ”

Xuanzang said: "What do you mean by sticking tape to your mouth all day long? Don't you feel tired?"

Wukong smiled: "Master, he's afraid of saying the wrong thing." ”

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, you still tear the tape and chat with the teacher." ”

Bajie said: "Hmm. ”

Xuanzang said: "What I said is true, I'm not joking with you!"

Bajie said: "Hmm!

Xuanzang said: "If you say the wrong thing, I definitely don't blame you, it's okay!"

Bajie got Xuanzang's assurance, and immediately pulled the tape off his mouth, and said happily: "Master, you said it earlier! ”

Wukong said: "You posted it yourself, and we didn't force you to post it!"

Wujing said: "And one post is half a year! The second senior brother obviously has a tendency to masochism." ”

Xuanzang said: "Oh, there is finally a topic! Bajie, tell me quickly, do you really have masochistic tendencies?"

Bajie said: "You listen to their nonsense! Whoever has that kind of inclination is the son!"

Xuanzang said: "Since you don't have that tendency, why do you put a piece of tape on your mouth?"

Bajie said: "I think it's more convenient to think about problems this way." ”

Xuanzang was pleasantly surprised: "It's amazing, Bajie has learned to think!"

Wukong smiled: "As soon as Bajie thinks about it, we all laugh. ”

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, what are you thinking?"

Bajie said: "I'm pondering the Heart Sutra." ”

Xuanzang said: "Can you not mention your Heart Sutra! Let's talk about something else." ”

Bajie said: "Then what can we talk about?

Xuanzang said: "That's all you think about in your heart?"

Bajie said: "How is it possible! I still want to go west to learn scriptures." ”

Xuanzang said: "That's right!"

Bajie said: "I'm just thinking, some time ago, the Bodhisattva said that the road ahead was dangerous, telling us to be cautious, but this has been going for more than half a year, but nothing has happened!"

Wukong said angrily: "Bajie! you have nothing to do, what is dangerous or not!"

Bajie retorted: "This is what the Bodhisattva said!"

Wukong said: "The Bodhisattva can say, the master can say, we can all say it, but you can't say it!"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, forget it." Bajie, this crow's mouth, is a fetal disease, and there is no cure! If he wants to say anything, let him say it. ”

With the support of the master, Bajie has become a lot more courageous: "That's it, you can all say, why can't I say it? This is obviously engaging in discrimination." ”

Xuanzang said: "Hey, what's the matter with you? I'm asking you to chat, not to quarrel!"

Wukong said: "Actually, I have figured it out. Although this eight precepts are relatively pitiful, he is after all an official member of our scripture-learning team, which is also set by the Buddha a long time ago, and none of us can change it. I've heard the Bodhisattva say that if there are no eight precepts, Journey to the West will lose the balance of the game. ”

Bajie was anxious and shouted loudly: "Brother Monkey, you are too good at degrading people!

Wujing smiled: "Senior brother means that in order to increase the difficulty of our customs clearance, the Buddha sent you to hold back." ”

The Eight Precepts said: "I understand, I don't need you to explain! I just want to know, which Bodhisattva said that?"

Wukong said: "Which other Bodhisattva can it be? Naturally, it is Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”

Bajie said: "Is it really what she said?"

Wukong said: "That's what she said." ”

Bajie said: "Then let's go and confront her!"

Wukong said: "Bajie, we are on a mission to learn scriptures, and we can't leave our posts without permission." ”

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, Wukong is the best at talking nonsense, you are actually more serious with him!"

Bajie said: "I just want to expose his lies to his face! This monkey is too good at burying people." ”

Xuanzang sighed and said: "Alas, every chat will turn into a scolding war between the two of you, do you have a grudge in your previous life?"

Bajie said: "Master, every time he provoked it first, how can you blame me." ”

Xuanzang said: "Don't pretend to be wronged, you two are all the way, and you like to cause trouble the most! Why don't you think Wukong doesn't mess with Wujing, doesn't mess with Xiaolong, but wants to find you?"

Wukong was not happy when he heard this, he said: "Master, you will pretend to be a good person! Wujing and Xiaolong are honest, you don't think they talk much." I'll talk to Bajie with you, and you say that the two of us are troublemakers! Bajie used a piece of tape to seal his mouth tightly, and you just asked him to tear off the tape. People ripped the tape, you think he talks too much!"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, what you said is so good! You said my heart, you are my bosom friend!"

Xuanzang was surprised and said: "I! I persuaded and persuaded my mistake!"

Bajie said: "Actually, if you want to talk about delaying, it has to be the master! Originally, it was a simple task, but as long as he participated, it would immediately be upgraded to the hell level. To put it mildly, I've been a youkai in the Nether for hundreds of years, and I've never been as tired as I am now. ”

Wujing said: "I don't agree with this! Although it is tiring now, it is much better than taking off an arrow to pierce the heart." ”

Xiaolong said: "Yes, I agree with the third senior brother's statement. If it weren't for the Master's going to learn the scriptures, the grass on my grave would be a few feet high!"

Xuanzang said: "No wonder you often make trouble to break up, it turns out that you are tired of learning from experience." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, what's the use of you talking about this? Think about it, you have walked more than half of this westbound road, if you give up now, won't all your previous hard work be in vain? Isn't all the sweat in vain before? If you regret it now, it can only mean that your original choice was wrong." You answer me out loud now, did you make the wrong choice?"

Bajie said: "I'm not wrong!"

Wukong said: "Louder!"

Bajie said loudly: "I'm not wrong!"

Wukong said: "Now follow me: only by fighting to the end is an affirmation of the value of your life!"

Bajie repeated loudly: "Only by fighting to the end can we affirm the value of our life!"

Wukong said: "I'm not wrong! I'm the best! Youth has no regrets! The future is bright!"

Bajie repeated: "I'm not wrong! I'm the best! Youth has no regrets! The future is bright!"

Wukong said: "And you just believe: you can!" you will！”

Bajie repeated: "I killed ...... again"

Xuanzang shouted loudly: "Bajie, shut up! Don't follow Wukong to recite such filthy slogans!"

Wukong said: "Master, this sentence is so inspirational, how can you say that it is dirty?"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey is right, this sentence is really inspiring!"

Xuanzang was puzzled: "Am I wrong to blame you?"

Bajie said: "I said Master, do you want to be crooked again?"

Xuanzang said: "I want to be crooked? Is it really that I want to be crooked?"

Wukong smiled, "Master, where did you think of it!"

Xuanzang said: "I'...... I didn't think of where to go. ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, Master's psychology is too dark, we had better stay away from him, so as not to be spoiled by him." ”

Xuanzang was stunned, and he muttered: "Bajie, your pig's head was really cleaned by Wukong!"

Bajie said: "Master, how can this be called brainwashing? Think about it, I have walked more than half of this westward journey, why should I give up? How could a person as smart as me make a wrong choice in the first place? Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I can respond to the Bodhisattva's call to join the scripture-learning team, which is the wisest and most correct choice I have made in my life!"

Xuanzang gave Wukong a thumbs up and said, "You are amazing, you are really amazing!"

Wukong said: "Master, that's not what I said. In fact, I just helped Bajie establish a correct outlook on life. A smart person like Bajie can understand it at all, and the book is not read in vain. ”

The Eight Precepts said: "That's a must! As the saying goes, reading can make people progress." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, you continue to study hard and become a useful person to society in the future." Even if others don't understand you, brother, I will always support you. ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, you understand me and care about me like this, it really touches me so much!"

Wukong smiled: "Brothers, why do you say those polite words!"

Bajie burst into tears and swore a promise: "Don't worry, I must study hard and strive to achieve positive results as soon as possible, so as not to live up to your expectations of me!"