Chapter 2: The Head of the Thief

The rabbit's face turned red, and he said, "Two brothers, my rabbit is also the general manager of this mouse ridge, and there are dozens of ...... under his hands."

"Alright, lead the way. Lao Jiu interjected, "If you miss a big thing, you can't afford to be guilty." If you dare to be verbose, the starling will kill you!"

The rabbit was stunned for a moment, and said in amazement: "Starling, he is an old man......"

Lao Jiu smiled and said, "Starling has a wide range of hobbies, regardless of men and women, they will accept all the orders." He's also an expert in this area, and that's what he does. ”

The rabbit let out an "oh", his face was shocked, and he hurriedly said: "What, two masters, please hurry!"

Soon, Starling and Lao Jiuyang grew in. The rabbit looked at the starling's broad, sturdy back and gasped.

At this moment, the old man came over again and whispered, "Manager Rabbit, just now the little brother was ignorant......

"Rabbit Boss?" the rabbit asked, pointing to his nose, "You say I'm Rabbit Boss?"

"Yes, Rabbit Steward. The old man said, "You are a well-deserved rabbit manager, your surname is Rabbit, of course you are ......."

"Fart!" Rabbit said angrily, "I don't have a surname Rabbit, let alone Rabbit, Rabbit is just my stage name or code name, are you funny?"

"Oh, yes, yes, yes. The old man laughed and said, "What Mr. Li taught me is that the younger brother must change his past, change his mind, and ...... again."

"Alright, stop nagging. The rabbit was already a little impatient, "Say, what are you looking for me?"

The old man looked up to the sky and snorted, and said, "The little brother heard that Mr. Li said that he wanted to sue me in front of the owner of the village......

"Rabbit" Manager Li didn't wait for him to finish, then waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, it's okay." As he spoke, he looked disgusted.

The old man was stunned for a moment and said, "Are you all right......?" Did you sue or didn't......?

Mr. Li shook his head hatefully, dropped a sentence: "I haven't said it yet, stupid!", and turned to leave.

"Please stay!" the old man groped in his arms for a while before taking out his hand, "Manager Li, please smile at this bit of scattered silver." ”

"This is the ...... Easy to do. Manager Li took the silver and said with a smile, "I can't see that your old man is still a smart man." ”

The old man said again: "I hope that Manager Li can say a few kind words for me in front of the owner of the village, and I will be grateful at that time!"

"Well said. Manager Li suddenly said, "By the way, a few days ago, I saw a batch of rouge gouache and some satin fabrics in Fu Ji Cloth Village in Tianya Town, under the mountains. That's all good goods, I'm very rare, but I've been a little tight lately, and my funds haven't been working for a while, so I can't spare my hand......"

"Don't worry," said the old man, "I'll leave it to me." ”

"It's a deal!" said Mr. Li, who then whistled as he walked towards the huts with a twist of his buttocks.

The old man looked at the back of Manager Li in the distance, spat fiercely, and scolded in a low voice: "What about the chief manager, isn't it just a rabbit master, what is the spirit! The chief manager, it's not far from the eunuch, let's see!"

As he walked forward, Lao Jiu suddenly said: "Brother Starling, why did you scold me just now? We have no grudges in the past, no enmity in the near future, and we are also an organization, that is, colleagues, where did I offend you?"

"Nope. Starling said, "I didn't scold you either." I just don't understand......"

"Look, you're here again!"

"Lao Jiu, do you still want to know the answer?"

"Hehe, little brother listens to me. ”

"Lao Jiu," the starling said, "I just don't understand, in terms of lust, I can't compare with you, but why are you still so ...... Energetic?"

Lao Jiu smiled, obviously understanding the meaning of the other party's words, and immediately took out a white vial from his trouser pocket.

Starling Fox took it suspiciously and said, "What is this?"

Lao Jiu glanced around, lowered his voice and said: "This is a good product, I asked a friend to buy it from overseas, it is expensive!

Starling shook his head.

Lao Jiudao: "This is the legendary Indian god oil, which is extremely magical and powerful." Hee-hee, after taking a shower at night, rub it into that place and keep your ......"

"Brother," the starling said busily, "you misunderstood. I mean...... I have a venereal disease!"

"Sexually Transmitted Diseases? Natural or Late Developmental ......"

"Of course it's born...... No, I just got it. ”

"That's fine. Lao Jiu looked indifferent, "What I just got is not very serious......

"I just got it the year before last, and the consequences are very serious!"

Lao Jiu let out an "oh" and said, "It's okay." Take some medicine, it's not like I've never had this disease...... No, I've heard of it. Otherwise, you can go to the hospital and have a look, and if it doesn't work, you will get a needle......"

Starling waved his hand and said, "I've tried it all, but it didn't work." Besides, you can't get rid of the roots even if you take medicine and needles!"

Lao Jiu spread his hands and said, "What can I do?"

Suddenly, someone said, "It's easy to do." ”

Starling and Lao Jiu raised their eyes and saw a middle-aged man with thief eyebrows and rat eyes standing in front of a thatched hut. It was almost winter, but this man was still wearing straw sandals and a robe. There are a few yellow beards sparsely picked under the chin, and the face is obscene.

Starling grinned: "Mouse?"

This person is none other than the mountain king rat of this mouse ridge. He smiled: "Starling, you miss the little brother." Hey, I haven't seen you for a few years, and you're darker than before. ”

"Don't mention it. The starling shook his head with a look of frustration, "Eight years ago, I fought with an enemy for my brother, but I didn't think that my skills were inferior, and I was trafficked to Africa. Later, I broke the fence while the pig farmer was not paying attention, and I ran back, not thinking about ...... skin."

"It's okay, it's okay, it's good to be alive. The mouse grinned, "If you have dark skin, you are healthy, and this is a healthy color—what?

Starling let out a long sigh and said, "The past is unbearable to look back at the moonlight. I was trafficked, and of course I became a slave. They eat worse than pigs, and they get up earlier than chickens. Alas, you still have to work, fight sacks, dig sand, smash stones, push carts ......"

"These traffickers!" said the rat angrily.

"The scolding isn't serious enough, is it?" said Starling.

"How serious is that?"

"Listen up, these dog mongrels who eat human flesh and don't spit out human bones!" said the starling through gritted teeth, "Asshole, bastard! Livestock! These kill a thousand knives ......"

"They still eat human flesh?" said the rat.

"Not really," said Starling, "I'll give you an analogy." These traffickers who kill a thousand knives and don't understand their anger, I ...... I'll fuck your sister!"

"They are not human traffickers. Lao Jiu said suddenly.

"What, you want to intercede with them?" the starling brother's face turned cold, "Lao Jiu, who are you with in the gang?

Lao Jiu hurriedly said: "Brother Starling, you misunderstood. I mean, 'traffickers' is a misnomer. They are underground factories that kidnap a group of people to work there for free, and they don't pay overtime......"

"Work for free?" the mouse frowned, "Where in the world is there such a good thing?" Lao Jiu, are you willing to do it?"

Lao Jiu smiled: "Of course I don't want to, but the starling brother is willing." ”

The starling said angrily: "Nonsense! Am I willing? I was kidnapped, do you understand?"

Lao Jiu said: "Understood." Actually, they are also workers, and they ......"

"Lao Jiu," the starling frowned, "are you really in league with them?"

Lao Jiu grinned and said: "Where did the starling brother come from, I just talked about the matter...... I'm furious, these dogs who kill a thousand knives are bandits, more bandits than bandits! They can spend some money, right?"

Starling Tiger had a black face and said coldly: "No! I don't want to do that kind of indiscriminate work when I give money, who would want to do it? These people are simply indiscriminate, I am extremely angry, I am very angry, I am ......."

Lao Jiu suddenly roared: "I'll it!"

The mouse laughed, "That's right." In front of the starling, you can't talk nonsense, who makes the family a brother, there's no way!"

Starling said again: "You don't know, it's just that kind of work......"

The mouse knew that if he continued to talk like this, it would be endless, so he hurriedly diverted the topic: "Starling, don't mention the past, it's not worth it, let's talk about something serious." ”

Starling said: "I'm not serious, you invited us here......"

The mouse said, "Understood." Rest assured, the benefits are great. If I eat meat, you will drink soup, and I will not lose you. Hehe, by the way, why did the two brothers come so late, making me wait for a long time. ”

Lao Jiu said, "You're embarrassed to say it." We've been here early in the morning, and you've been stopped by your old man for hours!"

The mouse said: "Brother Jiu, isn't this a joke, my old man has been dead for more than ten years, I'm afraid that the bones are rotten, how can I stop the two elder brothers." Hey, Brother Jiu, are you alive and dead? There is no other trick, hurry up and find a witch......"

Starling intercepted: "Don't leave it out, it's your old man!"

"Oh?" the mouse was stunned for a moment, and said with a sigh, "Could it be that the air underground is very humid, and the old man feels suffocated?

Starling said coldly: "He is not dead, he is just outside the gate, and he still calls himself a minion leader, playing prestige in front of my brothers." Hmph, if Lao Jiu hadn't stopped me, I would have killed him with the Nine Yin White Bone Claw!"

The mouse was stunned, and suddenly laughed: "I see!"

Starling's eyes tightened, and he said, "What, are you going to let the old man go?"

The mouse said: "Brother starling, don't worry, I will punish this person severely." Starling doesn't know, this old man's surname is Lao, his name is Touzi, he ......"

Starling said: "Don't say it, I already knew about it." ”

The mouse said "oh": "That...... Then he's still my subordinate, and he's the captain of my detective team here. I have been in the rivers and lakes for some years, and I have made a lot of contributions. Last summer, when the dam of the reservoir under the ridge burst, he was the first to rush ahead, almost dying. Afterwards, I gave him a second-class meritorious service, and I also awarded him a certificate and a medal. You know that, too?"

Starling shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”

The mouse said "oh" again: "It turns out that the starling hasn't understood yet, so I'll be tired and say it again." ”