Chapter 1: Ascending the Mountain

A crescent moon rose in the sky, and the night was hazy.

The moonlight shrouded the earth, as if it had covered everything in the world with a layer of silver veil, but the willow trees were still shining with a lustrous color, and it was impossible to tell whether it was moonlight or frost. It's not winter, but the night wind is like a knife, and it cuts people's skin.

The wind blows the trees and rattles. Not far away, the tall and low mountains are lined up one after another, and in the moonlight, they look like the spine of an iron beast.

There was silence all around, only the whistling wind blew from the top of the mountain, and the moonlight seemed to be blown by the cold wind and had a desolate taste.

Suddenly, a dark shadow swept towards a mountain, faster than a galloping horse. There were only a few slight sounds under his feet, and it was obvious that this person's martial arts were not weak.

But this man was black, black.

His nightwalk was black, his eyes were black, and his hair was even darker. However, his face was black, his ears were black, and his neck was black, which was even more black than a black man.

If there is no moonlight, he is like an invisible man in the dark night. Because of his dress, his complexion blended in with the night. To this day, medical scientists have not been able to explain what kind of race this person is, where is he from, Middle-earth or the underworld?

Either way, he's still a human being after all. Because, when he stopped, he took a deep breath. Naturally, long journeys are extremely physically exhausting and enduring. However, he stopped not because of insufficient lung capacity, but because of the presence of a fence in front of him.

Fence gates, fence walls, sparsely scattered and sparsely landed in the middle of the thatched house, faintly there are cats crying and dogs barking. Under the light moonlight, there is a bleak and lonely mood here. On a long pole outside the fence gate was a worn flag, with four crooked characters on it: "Feel at home".

The black man gasped, suddenly grinned, and said to himself: "Although I am greedy for money and lustful, and often pick up girls, so my kidneys are weak and weak, and I have contracted the venereal disease syphilis, which makes people not ghosts, but I am still one step faster than Lao Jiu." Hehe, it seems that Lao Jiu's body is not as good as his own. I haven't seen him for many years, I'm afraid he is long gone. Alas, it's a pity, I died young, and I was sad ......"

Steeply, a long howl came.

The black man followed the prestige, but saw a figure on a small jujube tree a few feet away, and then a person floated closer. At the same time, the small jujube tree "clicked" and broke from it.

The person who came was dressed in silk clothes, with a slight beard under his chin, and a rich figure, just like the shopkeeper next door. This person walked up a few steps and hugged his fists: "I haven't seen you for many years, starling has always been good?"

The black man said: "Rely on your old ...... Lao Jiu, why are you still alive?"

Lao Jiuyi was stunned and said, "What, is the starling looking forward to the death of the younger brother?"

The black man smacked his mouth: "If I remember correctly, you should be in your twenties, and you will not die young." What is ......?"

Old Jiu cut off and said, "Starling, what's wrong with you? This has something to do with my age? I am thirty years old Chinese New Year's Eve this year, and I belong to a dog." ”

The black man said: "I'm sorry, it's all because my brother has a bad memory." I just don't understand, what is a ......."

Lao Jiu's face sank, obviously a little unhappy, and he cut off again: "Starling, are we here here to discuss the topic of untimely death?"

The black man said: "Not really. I just don't get it...... Hehe, your body is still strong, ha. ”

Lao Jiu smiled faintly: "Brother Starling, what do you want to say? ”

Starling nodded and said, "You are lustful, you are obscene, and you are very shameless, but why are you still healthy? I just don't understand......

Lao Jiu's face sank: "Old eight, why are you scolding me?!"

Starling was stunned: "You call me Dad?" Hey, I don't have any children, did someone secretly raise one for me." Oh, trouble, this is an illegitimate child. Although I am strong in martial arts, I have never ...... Wang Fa"

Lao Jiu's face was already a little unbearable, but he still couldn't hold back his anger and said, "Starling, I didn't say that you are not my father...... No, I said you're my dad...... Still not right, you ...... You're a starling, right?"

Starling smiled: "Of course, your memory is great, I'm not as good as you." You young people are full of energy, like a ...... at eight or nine o'clock in the morning."

"Starling brother," Lao Jiu looked helpless, "We two brothers haven't seen each other for many years, why do you scold people as soon as we meet......?" I'm really defeated by you!"

The starling raised his eyebrows and was stunned, and said, "I didn't scold you." I just don't understand......"

Lao Jiu broke off and shouted: "Don't say it! I want to ask you, why did you scold me as soon as we met?" He pulled down his face, his face was gloomy and terrifying.

Starling obviously didn't pay attention, and said to himself: "I've been saying it, you don't let me say it, but you let me say it, I'm really convinced!"

Lao Jiu suddenly shouted, grabbed his hair tightly, and hissed: "Old Ba, what do you want to say?

Starling grinned and said, "Don't worry, listen to me from the beginning." Hey, that's crazy, hey, it's decadent! I just don't understand......"

"Say no more!"

At this moment, a red-faced man with a big waist and a round waist walked out of the fence courtyard. The man carried a steel knife, a dog's leather jacket on his back, and a few darts pinned to his waist. He said coldly: "What kind of work are you doing?"

Starling said: "We are ......"

"Don't talk about it, it's so fucking verbose!" said coldly, "You roe deer rats are not a good thing at first glance, you ......"

"Who are you?" Lao Jiu said suddenly, "We're going in, get out of the way!"

"Go in?" the red face raised his eyebrows, "It's against you!Do you know who I am?Do you know where this is? This is the famous Mouse Ridge, this is my home, I'm a minion here...... Boss, get the calves out of here!"

"Presumptuous!" Lao Jiu said coldly, "Do you know who we are?believe it or not, I can make your head move?!"

"Bold!" redface said angrily, "Why, you don't plan to roll the calves yet, but when?!"

Starling suddenly said: "Hey, chief, listen to your accent, are you from Liaodong or Dongying?"

The red face was stunned, and said, "This ...... Does it make a difference?"

Starling frowned and said, "There is no difference between this?"

"It's all pretty much the same. "By the way, I'm a minion leader, but I'm not called a leader." I have a name. My surname is Lao, and my name is ......."

"I don't care what your name is, get out of the way for me!" Lao Jiuhan said.

"What a bold one!" the red face smashed his mouth, "this is broad daylight...... How dare you ...... in the night? Looks like you don't want to live anymore!"

With a "choking" sound, the starling grabbed the handle of the knife and pulled out a foot and three inches, shining dazzlingly in the moonlight. His hands were also black, and his fingernails were even blacker.

"Starling, don't worry!" Lao Jiu said busily, "We are guests from afar, so it's not good to draw a knife on the territory of the master's house." ”

The red face smiled: "I did what you did, I came to find work." Tell you that I am your boss, your foreman, and you have to obey my arrangement. In our case, we just have to obey the command of all actions, understand? Besides, working here, the work is not tiring, the salary is okay, the benefits are good, and there is a year-end bonus, but there is no off-duty. Because we are a large private enterprise, that is, an individual company, we ......"

"It looks like you've really lived enough!" the back of the starling's knife-holding hand jumped violently. Because his complexion is very dark, it is even more conspicuous.

Suddenly, I heard a person shouting: "Starling, be merciful!"

The starling looked up and saw a young man running out of the fence yard. This person has a greasy head and a powdery face, a white face and no beard, and is very standard. Apparently, this person often applied rouge and powder to the mirror, and most likely even put on lipstick.

Starling muttered, "Are you ...... Rabbit?"

No one wants to be a rabbit, but this one is an exception. He said happily: "Yes, starling, it's the little brother." Yo, Brother Nine is here too? Okay, this is really stepping on iron shoes......"

Red-faced said, "What are they doing?"

The rabbit gave him a blank look, and said coldly: "Old man, blind your dog-headed toad eyes, don't you even recognize the starling and the ninth brother?"

The "red-faced" old man shook his head and said, "I don't know them, I'm an only child, and I don't have any brothers and sisters, so I ......" Before the words were finished, the rabbit raised his hand and slapped him with a loud big mouth.

The old man was directly shocked, covered his face and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Kidney, kidney, I'll let you kidney!" The rabbit slapped the old man three times in a row, and said angrily, "I know that my kidney is not good, and I dare to have a kidney in front of the general manager, I deserve it, ha." ”

The old man was stunned and said, "It's against you! You don't want to live ......."

"Don't talk nonsense!" the rabbit said coldly, "Hurry up and take the VIP to the conference room!"

The old man sneered: "How old are you, why should I listen to you?"

The rabbit said loudly: "I'm the chief manager, don't you know? I'm the big red man in front of the owner of the village, do you understand?"

The old man said coldly: "Just rely on your words......"

The rabbit intercepted and said: "I have been instructed by the owner of the village, and I have invited the distinguished guests to come in to rest, who dares to obstruct it, and kill it!"

The old man was obviously taken aback, and said in amazement: "This ...... Is this really what the old man of the village said?"

The rabbit said: "Nonsense! Could it be that I made it up blindly? I don't have the fat guts, the owner of the village will sexually abuse me! He is an old man? The owner of the village is only 49 years old, not yet 50, not old at all. ”

The old man nodded, and said in a deep voice: "Since the owner of the village has spoken, I will ...... too."

The rabbit said angrily: "Do you want to do it, you minions, believe it or not, I sued you in front of the owner of the village?!"

"Letter!" The old man changed his face, his face full of joy, "Second master, I'll clean up...... Am I still not hitting? Okay, I'm going to roll the calf!"

Suddenly, the rabbit hugged his fists: "Two brothers, I've been waiting for a long time." I'm sorry, but there are a lot of things in the village......"

The starling interjected: "There are rats in the village, and he is a big man." You're just a rabbit, what's your business?"