When the two were chatting until they were overjoyed and carried away, they suddenly heard the noise of gongs and drums outside, and there was even a faint sound of firecrackers.

Bajie complained: "Hey, these people are really having fun, it's like the New Year, as for it!"

Wukong said: "Sit down, the show begins!"

Bajie quickly shut up and sat upright on the table.

After a while, the villagers of Chenjiazhuang squeezed open the front door and shouted: "Carry out the golden boy and jade girl!"

Chen said: "Look, the one who should come is here after all, hurry up and carry the two elders out!"

When the servants got the order, they carried Wukong and the pigs and sheep and other sacrifices together, and the villagers followed closely.

The procession was mighty, all the way to the Temple of Inspiration, where everyone offered various offerings and burned paper to pray. After the prayer was over, they dispersed.

Seeing that everyone had dispersed, Bajie said to Wukong, "Let's go back too." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, don't talk nonsense! Since we have taken over this deal, we must naturally have a beginning and an end, otherwise this name will be ruined! As the saying goes, it is good, the shadow of a person's name tree." If this name is broken, we will have to learn from it happily in the future!"

As he was talking, he could only hear the whirring wind outside the temple. Wukong said: "Don't say it, that guy is here! ”

As soon as the words fell, a monster came in from outside the temple gate. This monster has a golden helmet and golden armor, a green face and fangs, but it is a little similar to Wujing.

The monster inspected the sacrifice and asked, "Why does this girl look uglier than me!"

Goku replied, "He's my sister, and her nickname is Big Fat Girl." ”

Bajie said: "The Lun family is not called a big fat girl, the Lun family is called a Niuniu." ”

The monster saw that Wukong and the two answered each other fluently, and it seemed that he was not afraid of him at all, so he became more suspicious.

He stared at Bajie and asked, "What's your name?"

Bajie said: "I, my name is ideal. ”

The monster asked Wukong again, "What about you?"

Wukong said: "My name is reality. ”

The monster said: "This ideal is quite plump, I'd better eat the ideal first." ”

Bajie hurriedly said: "I'm fat! Although the reality is thin, his meat is delicious." I think you should be aware of the reality. ”

When the monster heard him say this, he couldn't help but nod and said, "This makes a lot of sense." ”

Wukong retorted: "Where does this make sense! Let me tell you, whether you are a person or a king, you should have ideals and ambitions." Only when the ideal cannot be reached, do we have to face the reality. ”

The monster was overjoyed after hearing this: "Hey, I love to hear this!"

Bajie said: "Don't listen to him talk about calves, his meat is more fragrant, just use it to accompany wine." Take a sip of wine and eat a piece of reality, not to mention how beautiful it is. ”

The monster said, "But I don't drink." ”

Bajie said: "You don't drink? As a well-known king, you don't actually drink? That's too classless." ”

The monster asked curiously, "Isn't there no grade if you don't drink?"

Bajie said: "For example, when you meet brothers and friends get together, what kind of meeting, what kind of banquet is held, when everyone is staggered, and you drink and talk happily, but you are stuffy and just eat vegetables, what is this? ”

The monster said, "But I have no friends." ”

Bajie was also strange: "You open a huge hall, but you don't make friends? This is too inconsistent with the rules of the rivers and lakes." ”

The monster said: "If you open the hall, you must make friends?"

Bajie said: "Of course! It is the so-called one friend with three gangs, and one fence with three stakes. If you don't have any friends when you fight and make trouble, it's too much of a loss. ”

The monster said: "I just have to occupy one side and enjoy it freely, why do I want to fight and brawl and make trouble?"

Bajie said: "If you don't fight and make trouble, can you guarantee that others will not come to you to kick the gym? Besides, if you don't fight and make trouble, how can you seize this territory?"

The monster said: "This was originally the territory of an old turtle, and when he saw that I was good, he gave this territory to me." ”

Bajie chirped: "Come on, you have no choice but to coax a three-year-old child." I'm eight years old, how can you hide it from me!"

The monster said, "Hehe, I did fight with him, but I didn't ask for any help." His fox friends and dog friends are all crooked melons and cracked dates, and they are not my opponents when they rush up. ”

Bajie said: "The king is really the king, this is too powerful." It seems that you are most likely a senior apprentice of a famous teacher. ”

The monster said: "Hehe, I learned from a teacher." If you want to say her name, you can scare a whole bunch of people to death. ”

Bajie said: "So you are so big! You should say his name and see if you can scare me to death?"

The monster said, "Can't say, can't say." If this word gets out, my good days will come to an end. ”

Bajie said: "Otherwise, don't eat me, just accept me as your subordinate." From now on, you will be my brother. ”

The monster said: "You look so ugly, I panicked when I saw it, so let's eat it." ”

Bajie said: "This is strange! You are panicked when you see it, so can you still eat?"

The monster said, "I squint and eat." ”

Bajie said: "Squinting and eating will also make you nauseous!"

The monster said: "No need to talk nonsense, I've already thought about it, so I'll eat your fat one first." After eating, enjoy the delicious one slowly. ”

Wukong smiled: "The king is wise, you should eat fat first." ”

Bajie glared at each other, and said angrily: "Brother, I'm your cousin, how can you pry the king to eat me!"

Wukong grinned and said, "Cousin, the one who has visited the church is called a cousin, have I visited the church with you?"

Bajie blamed: "I can't imagine that you even have to take advantage of your cousin, it's so shameless!"

Wukong Qi said: "When did I take advantage of you? Did I say the wrong thing?"

Bajie said: "Is it good to call the hall a guest who has visited the church!

Wukong grinned and said: "Whether you are educated or uneducated, you will be eaten sooner or later anyway, what do you care about so much?"

Bajie said: "Why shouldn't you be clear, your brothers and sisters have to settle accounts, don't you?

The monster clapped his hands and laughed, "You two are also funny, you are both dying, and you are still in the mood to fight." ”

Bajie said: "The adults quarrel, and the little children stay aside." ”

The monster said angrily: "What did you say!"

Bajie said: "I said you, are you deaf?"

The monster was annoyed and angry, and let go of his hand to catch Bajie. Bajie jumped off the table, showed his true appearance, and hit him with a nail palladium. With a sound sound, the monster withdrew his hand and walked away.

Bajie said: "The armor has been broken!"

Wukong also showed his true face and shouted: "Catch up!"

The two of them rushed out of the door, but saw the monster pounce and burrow into the Tongtian River.

Wukong said: "Don't rush away, this monster wants to be something in the river." Tomorrow managed to take him, just in time to send Master across the river. ”

Bajie complained: "Brother Monkey, you are really good! If you let him eat you, won't you be able to make a fuss in his stomach." When the time comes, if you want him to give birth, he will live, and if you want him to die, he will die, isn't it happy?"

Wukong said: "The monster's stomach stinks, do you think it's fun? ”

Bajie said: "That's right! This monster is not very powerful, there is really no need to use that trick." ”

The two turned around and entered the temple, and the two objects on the ground were shining brightly. The two of them looked at it, but it was two scales the size of ice trays.

Wukong said: "It seems that this is an aquatic monster." ”

Bajie said: "And this monster doesn't eat and drink, and he doesn't make friends, which is very abnormal." Generally speaking, as long as there is a little power and territory, this will not be the case for youkai. ”

Wukong said: "Listen to his tone, he still learned art from a famous person." Combined with various information analysis, this monster is most likely a wanted wanderer. ”

Bajie said: "The wandering criminals still dare to grab the land and occupy the water as the king?"

Wukong said: "I told you a long time ago, this is a remote location, and it used to be a two-way realm, and it happened to be a getaway for all kinds of wandering criminals. I now suspect that this monster has something to do with Buddhism. ”

Bajie said: "How can you see it?"

Wukong said: "I've been wandering the rivers and lakes for so many years, and I've never met this kind of monster who doesn't even drink alcohol." Tell me, among the three realms, which sect requires abstinence from drinking?"

Bajie said: "As far as I know, there is only Buddhism." ”

Wukong said: "Not bad. What's more, this river is the only way to go west. If I'm not mistaken, this is another test set by Buddhism. ”

Bajie said happily: "If it is designed by Buddhism, it will be much simpler." ”

Wukong said: "Yes, let's try it ourselves first, if it really doesn't work, let's go to the Bodhisattva for help, and this thing will definitely be done." ”

Bajie said: "No, you say that he is from Buddhism, why do you eat meat again." You see, this temple is full of chickens, ducks, cows, and sheep sacrifices, and he also eats people. ”

Wukong said: "Hehe, what's so strange about this, didn't the weasel we met in Huangfengling also want to eat Master, he was also arranged by Buddhism." ”

Bajie said: "There is also such a saying!"

Wukong said: "Senior brother, let's not think so much. It doesn't matter if he stole the master to learn the arts, or ran away, or if it was another monster, let's see the tricks and play slowly. ”

So the two of them brought those chicken, duck, cow and sheep sacrifices back to the Chen family with the table, and at this time, Xuanzang Wujing was chatting with the two Chen brothers in the living room.

When Xuanzang saw them coming back, he asked, "Apprentice, how is the battle?"

Wukong reported the matter in detail, and then praised Bajie again: "Master, these Bajie is getting smarter and smarter, he has set out some details of that monster, and the information collection work is very good." ”

Bajie said: "What do you mean to be getting smarter and smarter? I'm already very smart!"

Wujing said: "The second senior brother is indeed very smart, but he can't see beauty or food, and he will be confused when he sees it." ”

Bajie said: "Senior Brother Sha, you don't understand, it's called chromophobia." ”

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, as soon as Wukong praised you, you still sold well." You're a monk now, it's just a matter of being greedy, how can this woman be touched!"

Bajie said: "Master, since the disciple entered your door, he has never touched a woman's sex again!"

Wukong said: "You are not ashamed to say this! It's not that you don't want to touch it, but you don't have a chance! Bajie, I didn't wronged you, right?"

Bajie said: "That's not what you say! Haven't you heard that you have to catch a traitor and catch a thief, and you have to take a dirty one?"

Xuanzang said: "Okay, don't talk about those useless things, hurry up and wash and sleep." ”

The Chen brothers were very happy, and immediately ordered the room to be cleaned and arranged to make beds, and invited him to sleep with his master and apprentice.

PS: Another friend asked me what the first one meant. Actually, I wrote about the question about the piece, so if you're interested, you can check it out.

In addition, ask for a collection, I wish you all a pleasant time.