Text Chapter 110: What a big popsicle

The monster fled back to the cave and was depressed.

The henchman asked, "Hey, king, didn't you go to enjoy the annual dinner, why did you come back with a sad face?"

The monster said: "It's also an annual dinner, and I almost took my life." This time it's miserable!"

The little demon said: "Could it be that that the old man invited some masters?"

The monster said: "I don't know where the opponent came from, just two monks." I didn't bring any weapons with me when I went, so I suffered a big loss!"

Another little demon asked, "But we haven't heard of any powerful monks around here." ”

The monster said: "Maybe it's passing by, or maybe it's because I saw that my temple was full of incense, so my eyes were red and my heart was hot, so I came to smash the field." ”

A spotted mandarin woman flashed in the water tribe and asked the monster, "King, what do these two monks you said look like?"

The monster said: "Two ugly monks, one makes a nail rake, and the other makes a stick." ”

The mandarin woman said: "Ah, this nail rake is a Qimen weapon! In my impression, it seems that there is only one person who wields this kind of weapon." ”

The youkai asked, "Who?"

Mandarin Po said: "The king, it is Zhu Bajie, the second apprentice under Tang Xuanzang!"

The monster exclaimed: "Tang Xuanzang, Tang Seng, Tang Seng meat, the first tonic in the Three Realms, delicious food, immortality!"

Hey, this monster's thinking is quite active, and so many things came up with the word 'Tang Xuanzang' at once, no wonder he is called the King of Inspiration!

Mandarin Po said: "This is the only way to go from the east to the west, and it is likely to be them." ”

The monster said: "If the one who makes the nail rake is Zhu Bajie, then the other one who makes the stick is the No. 1 troublemaker in the Three Realms!"

The mandarin woman said flatteringly: "Oh king, you are so smart, amazing!"

The monster said, "But the appearance of those two monks doesn't look like that." But in terms of body shape, it's a bit similar. ”

The mandarin woman said: "Maybe the two of them have been disguised, right?"

The monster suddenly realized, "Yes, both of them are good at the art of change!

Mandarin Po said: "King, you have to cherish this opportunity, as the saying goes, there will be no such shop in this village." ”

The monster immediately shook his head and said, "I can't make it, I can't make it." His three apprentices are all capable people, one is the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, and the other is the reincarnation of the general of the shutter, especially the Sun Monkey, known as the Monkey King, who is always cheating. ”

The mandarin woman said: "We can't beat them, we can play with them." ”

The monster suddenly became interested: "Listening to your tone, it seems that there is a way?"

Mandarin Po said: "The villain has a plan, and I don't know how to make it." ”

The monster was overjoyed and said: "You can tell me to listen, if you can make it, I am willing to become a brother and sister with you and enjoy the meat of Tang monks." ”

The mandarin woman said, "My lord, I wonder if you will snow?"

The monster said, "Yes." This river is my territory, and I am in charge of my territory. ”

Mandarin Po said, "Can you make popsicles?"

The monster said, "No problem, I used to run a popsicle factory." ”

The woman said, "In this case, this is done." ”

The monster said, "You can't be fooling me, are you? ”

Mandarin Po said: "King, what you want to catch is Tang Seng, not a monkey!"

The monster felt very reasonable, so he rejoiced: "I want to hear about it!"

The mandarin woman said: "While it is still early tonight, the king can freeze the river and freeze it into a big popsicle." When the Tang monk saw that the river was frozen, he had to pass by the river. When they reach the center of the river, if you break the ice again, won't Tang Seng automatically send it to the door?"

When the monster heard this, he was overjoyed and said, "If this is successful, I will never break my promise, and I should become a brother and sister with you." With that, he went out to make a big popsicle.

It was said that Xuanzang was sleeping Zhengxiang, but he was woken up coldly, and he shouted: "Apprentice, apprentice!"

Wukong was woken up by a scream and complained, "Master, it's not dawn yet, what are you calling again?"

Xuanzang said: "It's so cold, don't you feel it?"

Wukong said, "Is it cold? I don't think so." ”

Xuanzang said: "It's really cold! I've been woken up from freezing." ”

Wukong said: "Master, don't shout, I'll go out and have a look." ”

Wukong turned over and got up, opened the door and looked, wow, what a big goose feather snow.

Wukong shouted, "Come out and see, it's snowing!"

Bajie said with a smile: "Brother Monkey is a fool again, how can it snow in this autumn season." ”

Wukong didn't say a word, and opened the door of Bajie's room.

A cold wind blew in, and Bajie shivered and said, "It's really a little cold, I'll get up and take a look!"

So the master and apprentice got up early in the morning, ready to see what the snowfall was like in September.

In the courtyard gate, everyone looked at it, and it was white everywhere, in short, all kinds of swelling, swelling and so on.

Wujing said: "Wasn't it okay yesterday, why did it snow so heavily today?"

Wukong said: "Well, well, the climate of each place will be different, so there is a phenomenon of migratory birds." I think it's better to wait for dawn to ask the two Chen brothers. ”

Everyone felt that Wukong's words were reasonable, so they stopped discussing the topic.

Xuanzang said: "Wujing, go and find out my winter clothes, it's really cold and I can't stand it." ”

Bajie said: "This ordinary man is hypocritical! As the saying goes, snow is not cold, and snow is cold, but it is really cold when the snow melts." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, you're not talking nonsense. You are fat, you are only afraid of heat and not cold, can Master compare with you?"

A few people asked the child servants to open the courtyard gate, and went out to enjoy the snow, and before they knew it, they arrived at the river, only to see that the wide river surface had frozen.

Bajie exclaimed, "Master, look, such a wide river is actually frozen!

Xuanzang said: "If it's frozen, can't you walk! Maybe this is really that specific condition!"

Wukong said: "Master, now that the river is frozen, shall we go?"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, don't panic. It's just snowing, and I don't know if the river is thick or not, so I'll build a fish to try its thickness. ”

When he had finished speaking, he went up to the surface of the river, pulled out a nine-toothed nail rake, and built it downward, only to hear the sound of fluttering, leaving only nine white marks on the ice.

Goku asked, "It should be okay, right?"

Bajie said: "No problem, no problem at all! After the test of the pig thickness test method by this water conservancy expert, the thickness of this ice layer has reached two meters and seventy-five, and the armored vehicles can drive through." ”

Xuanzang said: "Wait! You agreed to help Master Chen Zhuang catch monsters." If we leave like this, the youkai will probably come back to get revenge on the two brothers. ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, what do you say?"

Bajie said with a smile: "Where are you going to go in this cold and snowy place? Now that you live in a local tyrant's house, you have to eat and eat, you have to live and live, how good!"

Wukong said: "Wujing, what do you say?"

Wujing said: "If the master says to go, I will leave, and if the master says not to go, then I will not leave." I listen to Master. ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, are you leaving?"

Wukong said: "Hahaha, my biggest hobby is to catch monsters! Now that I haven't caught any monsters, why should I leave?"

Bajie cried with joy: "Great, great, finally don't have to rush, this ending is too perfect!"

Xuanzang corrected: "It's not that you don't have to hurry, but you catch the monster before leaving." ”

Bajie said: "I understand, I understand." Let the monster send us across the river, it's an old routine, and this Buddha is not fresh. ”

The four of them chatted and played, but they didn't realize that it was already dawn, so they went back to the house together.

After a short time, the Chen brothers arranged for two servants to sweep the road and bring water to wash their faces. After washing, Bajie shouted: "What about the food, what about the food, why don't you send it over?"

Wukong said: "Bajie, what are you in a hurry, is it okay to be a little patient!"

Bajie retorted: "I don't want any patience, I just need snacks! I'm hungry!"

Xuanzang said: "You stupid person is guilty of two again, isn't it! The Chen brothers are local tyrants, can they still get you to eat? Hurry up and shut your mouth for me, you are not ashamed, I am ashamed." ”

While he was talking, another servant came to invite him to breakfast.

Wujing said: "Second senior brother, you see that what the master said is really good, our senior brothers are blessed." ”

Bajie smiled happily at this time, and blindly asked Xuanzang to hurry up and have breakfast.

Several people came to the living room, and the Chen brothers arrived early, and after a polite exchange of pleasantries, they began to eat. Fortunately, the two brothers had already prepared, steamed two stones of rice, made one stone of flour cakes, and dozens of catties of vegetables, which satisfied the appetite of Bajie and Wujing.

When the meal was finished, the servants brought the brazier with the elephant's foot to keep warm.

Xuanzang asked, "Old donor, why did it start snowing here in autumn, and it was so heavy?"

Chen Suowen smiled and said: "Today's snow is very abnormal, it doesn't snow at this time in previous years." ”

This sentence directly made Wukong vigilant, so he asked, "When did it usually snow in previous years?"

Chen said: "It's snowing in winter." Autumn is the time for the harvest, and this snow is early, which will affect this year's harvest. ”

Wukong said: "Has this happened before?"

Chen said: "It hasn't appeared." ”

At this time, Chen saw it and interjected: "Second brother, what you said is not right. ”

Chen said, "What's wrong?"

Chen saw and said, "Have you forgotten the legend that has been circulating for a long time?"

Chen Suowen said uncertainly: "Big brother, that's just a legend after all, neither of us has ever seen it." ”

Chen said: "Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean you don't exist." Have you seen our great-grandfather, you haven't, but you can't say that our great-grandfather didn't exist. ”

Chen said: "This is also true. If we didn't have a great-grandfather, where would we have come from?"

Wukong was an impatient, and when he heard them rambling, he urged: "What a legend, tell me about it." ”

Chen saw it and said, "Elder Sun, you listen to me slowly. The surface of this Tongtian River is too wide, and the water is turbulent, so it does not freeze all year round. But according to legend, the river freezes every indefinite time. ”

Wukong said: "What does it mean that indefinite time freezes once?"

"What uncertain means that it may freeze once every few thousand years, or it may freeze once every few decades. Anyway, my two brothers have never met. ”

Wukong said: "If this river is frozen, can it pass people?"

Chen saw it: "Yes, yes." I heard the old people say that there is a Xiliang women's country on the other side of the river. When the river froze over, there were people who brought things to sell. The 100 dollars we have here are worth 10,000 dollars when they are transported over there, and the 100 dollars that are shipped back can also be worth 10,000 dollars. It's really a big return on investment. ”

Bajie exclaimed: "Xiliang Women's Country! Wow, I'm going to cross the river now!"

Xuanzang banged on Bajie's head with a chestnut, and this idiot was immediately honest.

Wukong asked, "So there is a saying that 'eight hundred miles are traveled, and few people travel in ancient times'?"

Chen saw it and said, "Yes, yes." It is precisely because it is not easy to cross the river that there is a saying that few people have traveled in ancient times. ”

Wukong said: "Since the river is frozen, then our master and apprentice are going to leave." ”

The Chen brothers were shocked: "No!"

Goku asked, "Why can't you?"

Chen said: "If you leave, the King of Inspiration will definitely come to take revenge, and my family may not be able to save their lives!"

Wukong said: "In other words, you have to catch this monster before you can leave?"

Chen said: "Yes, yes! As the saying goes, do good deeds thoroughly, and send the Buddha to the west! Since the elders have made a move, they hope to stay for a few more days and help us break this root!"

Wukong said: "My three brothers do have some magical powers, and it is not difficult to catch this monster." It's just that this monster is a local snake, and if you want to catch him, I'm afraid it won't be a matter of a day or two. ”

Seeing that Wukong's tone was somewhat relaxed, the Chen brothers hurriedly said: "We are not in a hurry! we can catch it in one day, please stay one more day, if you can catch it in one year, please stay one more year." All in all, you're going to have to help us eradicate this scourge. If you don't get rid of it, you're sinning!"

Wukong said: "Your request is quite reasonable. Well, there's one thing. ”

The second elder asked anxiously: "What else is there, the elder can just say it and listen to it!"

Wukong said: "My two junior brothers are not ordinarily big, and if you stay for a long time, how much food will it cost your family!"

Chen suddenly breathed a sigh of relief when he saw it, and said boldly: "What kind of big deal do I have, isn't it just a little bit of food?

Wukong said: "Really don't care?"

Chen saw that he patted his chest and promised: "It really doesn't matter! Not to mention one day or two days, three years and five years, even if we eat and live for a lifetime, we can afford it." If you get rid of this monster, you will save the lives of our two brothers and a family, and you will also leave us with incense to pass on the ancestry. I promise, each temple is more spectacular than the size of that Inspired King Temple!"