The moment Xiang Xiaoyu saw the two books, the Kikube region was in turmoil.

Stinky monkey, don't come here, I'm going to call if I come again.

But his debauched eyes clearly mean to say, scream, no one will answer you if you cut your throat.

The little leather whip in his hand won't whip me, and what is that spinning stick for, and how can there be a spiral on it, uh, but I think it looks pretty cute for hair.

Where did the handcuffs come from, put out the candle in my hand, I don't eat candlelight dinner.

Xiang Xiaoyu has only seen these things in an educational film on the origin of human beings, and it is the first time in real life.

It should have been very resistant, but there was always an irrepressible impulse and expectation in my heart.

"You... What are you going to do?"

"I hate it, of course, it's done~"

Fuck your sister's yarn! No, as soon as I see this little monkey, I want to vomit, please don't come here, come here again, I'll kill myself.

"Don't be in a hurry, do you remember the book you gave me before you left?"

"I... It seems to be a little impressive. Xiang Xiaoyu went out, as if he knew everything.

"This "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book" was given to me by Emperor Pepsi before you brought it back, and you told me to practice hard so that I can protect myself. I'm tall and mighty, but I know you love me!"

"Hehe... Oh, it looks like this..."

Hold back, can't vomit, the play is still very long.

"I know that loving someone is my own business, and it has nothing to do with his tall and mighty, just like you are very powerful, but every time I go out to herd cattle, I still worry about you. ”

I'm worried about herding cattle, if you are Master Kang, you are the second child, and there will be no devils in the grassland.

"Well, yes, you're right, what a smart baby! Is that "Chrysanthemum Book" teaching you how to grow chrysanthemums, I have forgotten it for so many years. ”

"You, your memory is still so bad, you have forgotten your housekeeping skills. "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book" is the above name of the flying technique, after refining, the chrysanthemum breathes fire and soars into the sky. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, think about it, how do you need to practice it. "Xiang Xiaoyu also wants to learn, it's kind of cool to fly around, and you don't have to pedal three wheels.

"First of all, every day to wash the chrysanthemum, and then practice the chrysanthemum clamp steel hammer, and then hold the breath to collect the chrysanthemum, the chrysanthemum in the dantian, when the limit is reached, release it to the fullest, it will spew out a chrysanthemum cloud, step on the cloud, and put a heel 108,000 miles. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu's heart did not fluctuate, and he even wanted to laugh a little.

Nima, isn't this Sun Wukong's somersault cloud, you are the stinky monkey, did you go to the wrong set.

Director, director, there's a mixed lunch here, hurry up and drag him out and castrate!

Lewdness is a bit obscene, and if it can really be refined, it will be cool.

Since ancient times, heroes don't ask where they come from, and they don't ask where they come from.

Ten years of work in washing chrysanthemums, and farting for a minute.

Skills are not pressing, art masters are bold, learn more, it is always good, teachers used to educate students in this way.

"Will there be any side effects?"

"Yes, this should be avoided in the mouth, and it should not be spicy. ”

"What happens if you eat it?"

"After eating it, it will be faster, but the chrysanthemum will have pimples on it, which are big and hard, painful and itchy, as if something is jumping in it and about to pop out. ”

", that's anus!"

It turns out that the road of the strong is so difficult, it is difficult to reach the sky.

It's okay not to practice this kung fu.

"What is Antai and is it delicious? In our place, we all use 69 dermatitis flat, and after using it on the feet, you can continue to use it on the chrysanthemum!"

Saying this, Taketaro pouted his ass and swayed from side to side, "Kangkang, look, it's flawless now, it's as warm as ever, exactly the same as when I first saw you!"

"Okay, okay, cover it quickly, put away your chastity quickly, don't be seen by others!"

"Hey, what's swollen, Kangkang, don't you love me anymore, say, do you have someone else outside, he is as tall as me, tight as me, and beautiful as me?"

Damn, this is the most challenging scene I've ever had.

Director, can you jump directly to the next show, it's no problem to give less pay.

Director: Brother Yu, if you bear with me, you will call it a day immediately. All aspects are ready, the second scene of "Official, I Want You, Don't You Want Me anymore", Action!

I swear I'll never have anyone put a chrysanthemum at my head again.

Remember, this is never the worst of life.

A real man dares to face the bleak chrysanthemum and dare to face the dripping blood.

"Fool, why do you think that, look how cute it is, how tender it can pinch out water, how can I be willing to fall in love with someone else! Never have such a stupid idea, I don't allow you to think like this, if I fall in love with someone else, it must be you tomorrow!"

If it weren't for the sake of making a scene, Xiang Xiaoyu would rather eat this sentence.

Oh my God, Kang Kang is confessing, what a damn poetic man. After hearing these words, Taketaro's first love was bursting, as if he had drunk a little foreigner.

"But you have to promise me that you will never let the grassland suffer again, and to achieve common prosperity, at least the whole people will be well-off!"

Uh-huh, it's all up to you, Taketaro nodded frantically.

"Also, we should use force to solve the problem with as little nonsense as possible! That, family planning must not be wanted! If you look at the people on your grassland, there are not many people in the first place, and the quality of the varieties is not good. It is necessary to encourage childbirth and vigorously develop productive forces!"

This production is the production of children.

Taketaro: Wait, I'll take a note.

Finally, after holding back for so many years, Taketaro also spoke his heart.

"Do you know how timely your appearance is, that ruffian Maru, that beast is about to be killed by someone!"

"With you, I'm not afraid of anything! Lao Tzu doesn't want to make any compromises, after so many years, Lao Tzu has had enough! The sky is falling, and you are on top of it! I really deserve death for sacrificing so many children!"

"I've decided to fight to the death with Ruffian Yoshimaru, I've already informed the three Prairie brothers to come and meet, they've been on Evil Thunder Peak for too long......"

I was relieved to see that Wu Taro could fight like a man, indicating that Xiang Xiaoyu's words were still effective.

This three Prairie brothers sound like they are very powerful, but they are actually in a place called Evil Thunder Peak, where they learn to cook?

"Kangkang, I keep all the things you tell me to guard, and they are buried under your statue. Taketaro said quietly.

"What's that?"

"Why is your memory so bad now, that box of silver dollars, you brought it from somewhere else, a place far away from here, I heard that it is related to some Beiyang warlord, Yuan Hekai. ”

Damn, it can't be so coincidental, is it......

"Beiyang warlord, were you born at that time?"

"Fool, you told people many years after we met, when my grandfather was a little kid. ”

I see, no wonder I'm here, it's all fate.

This news is too important, but why is it a box of silver dollars, and what does this have to do with Zhu Bishi.

"The real purpose of the ruffian pill is to grab this silver dollar!"

"What's the use of him asking for this silver dollar!"

"How do people know, in order to protect your baby, you know how much people have suffered. I worked hard to practice the Chrysanthemum Book so that I could win first place in the election, so that I could become the chairman and better guard the silver dollar. ”

Eh, I was inexplicably moved by Mao, this Master Kong is really a scumbag.

"For countless days and nights, I slept on my stomach, woo-woo...... You don't know, I shared a room of 69 Pi Yanping, all for you!"

At this time, Xiang Xiaoyu seemed to understand something, chrysanthemums had such vigorous vitality.

He also understood the greatness of Tao Yuanming -- Jin Tao Yuanming only loves chrysanthemums! Of course, there is also that sentence, picking chrysanthemums under the east fence.

He admired Du Mu's courage even more, the song "Nine Days of Qi Mountain Climbing", the name is so vigorous, and there is a fragrance through the ages - chrysanthemums must be inserted all over the head!

"I'm sorry for your hard work!"

"It's okay, it's all worth it for you!"

......

Taketaro snorted a few times and stopped crying, revealing a lewd expression again.

He picked up "Martial Attack Miji" and walked towards Xiang Xiaoyu.

"Open it up and take a look, this is my own summary and imagination. ”

Touching the delicate cover, there is a kind of smoothness and aroma of milk, and the title of the book is also so flat-chested, don't be vulgar, it's already off, anal!

The breeze blows, the pages keep rolling, and the villains in it are unpredictable, before and after, up and down, vivid and beautiful.

Although Xiang Xiaoyu said that he had read countless films and watched all the action movies in the world, some novel moves in front of him still made his eyes shine.

"108 positions, let Kang Kang choose!" Taketaro put on a shy expression.

You Tama have nothing to do to summarize this, isn't it good to go out and bask in the sun!

If every posture is played, Xiang Xiaoyu is estimated to be finished, and he is bent.

Wu Taro lay on the ground and slowly approached Xiang Xiaoyu.

Xiang Xiaoyu retreated to the door and wanted to open the door, but found that it was locked.

"I want to get out!"

"I'm in a hurry to pee!"

"Hey, hey, isn't it cooler to hold back!"

Taketaro turned off the light, lit the candle, drew a small leather whip, and held handcuffs in his mouth, fangs and claws, like a wild cat in heat.

Suddenly, a stream of air flew by, and all the candles were extinguished.

There are no fingers in the room, and there is no darkness in the room.

A few seconds later, Taketaro let out a miserable cry, which was long and graceful.

It was mixed with a muffled sound of blows, like sticks hitting the body.

"Ah, yes, ah......"

"Kangkang is so good, so hard, work hard......"

With one last roar, Taketaro collapsed to the ground, convulsing for a few seconds, but soon he was as holy as a Buddha.

Turn on the light and sit down at your desk in a serious manner.

Breaking the prison also quietly returned to Xiang Xiaoyu's finger again, and Xiang Xiaoyu didn't notice all this, he just thought that Wu Taro had schizophrenia.

Breaking the prison is not sleepwalking this time, because she just can't stand it.

Taketaro's face was bruised, as if he had been hit by an unknown object.

"Kangkang, you're getting better and better!"

Taketaro wiped the beads of sweat off his head, still a little coquettish.

"Well, it's good if you're happy......"

......

......

Ding dong!

"Who!"

"The three Prairie brothers came to ask to meet!"

"Kang Kang help me open the door!"

When the three grassland brothers saw Xiang Xiaoyu, they immediately knelt down, "Meet Master Kong!"

"Hurry up, please!"

These three brothers have their own characteristics.

"I'm the eldest brother, my name is Chenyufan!"

Chenyufan has sharp-beaked monkey gills, dark skin, bald head, only hair on both sides, and a sense of immediacy of a sand monk.

"I'm the second best milk!"

This person has a bald head, a string of Buddhist beads around his neck, and a robe.

"I'm the third brother Wang Baoqiang!"

I'm Nima, are you sure it's not called Zhu Bajie, your belly is so big, is there one!

These three people, plus Taketaro, isn't this the team of Journey to the West, rough, did you get the wrong script!

"Master Kong, oh mom, it's really you, you look so handsome!" Wang Baoqiang almost drooled.

"Hehe, whatever. ”

"Didn't you just talk about the old days?"

"No......" Xiang Xiaoyu was just about to refute, but Wu Taro took a step forward, "How do you know?" Wu Taro was surprised.

"Look at the loving caress on your face...... Master Kong, you are so powerful!" Chen Yufan said as he looked at Xiang Xiaoyu's intersection.

"Amitabha, it's hard!" Jia Niliang turned the Buddha beads and closed his eyes and said.

"Well, this was just a warm-up, let's play together!" said Taketaro.

"Ah, come back!"

"Kangkang, people didn't enjoy it just now!"

Just then, a cannonball flew in.