"Do you have an appointment?" asked Taketaro.

"Nope. ”

"You can tell him to get out. ”

"He... He has a green hat, a little cinnabar on his eyebrows, and a tricycle parked behind him......"

Before his subordinates could finish reporting, Taketaro immediately rushed out, like a wild dog who was sassing joy, and he didn't have time to put on his pants.

Taketaro never wears pants in meetings, only wears a large top, and likes to play with the disappearance of the bottom.

The rest of the room was stunned and gathered together to talk about each other.

"Who, who were you talking about?"

"That's right, except when I beat and scold, I've never seen the chairman so crazy. ”

"Who else can there be, that is, ten thousand people worship, our god of the grassland, the cuckold king, Master Kong. ”

......

......

The Green Alliance building is so generous that it inevitably looks abrupt in the yurt-filled grassland, like an extra empire building in a slum.

It is estimated that the oil and water on the grassland are the most fertile here.

Once an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter scale struck the grassland, and the yurt collapsed, leaving only the Union building standing majestically.

The answer is simple, all yurts are funded by the Union.

People in the steppes often say that here, there is only one place that eagles can't reach, and that is the top of the Union Building.

What eagles can't do, Taketaro can.

Don't get me wrong, Taketaro is not King Kong, he didn't climb to the roof of the alliance building to jerk off.

Every five years, the grassland holds a re-election election by climbing the Union Building, and whoever reaches the top first wins.

That year, that day, as usual, the clouds were light and the wind was light, and the grass was green.

On such an ordinary day, kill a perverted dark horse, that is, Taketaro. He is known as a scam type player, and he often ends at the bottom of the usual warm-up games, and when it comes to the official competition, he is like a beast, and his speed is out of control.

Taketaro has been re-elected for three consecutive terms, and the amazing record he has set can only wait for himself to break, standing on the top of the grassland, no one can understand the loneliness in his heart.

He can have today's results thanks to Master Kong.

"Master Kong, Master Kong, you finally came to see me!"

A voice came from nowhere, and Xiang Xiaoyu struggled to find the source of the sound.

"Hey, I'm here, can you see me?"

"It's strange that you can't see anyone just by hearing it. Xiang Xiaoyu still didn't see it.

In desperation, Wu Taro could only offend Xiang Xiaoyu, and he jumped up and hit Xiang Xiaoyu's knee.

The moment he landed, Taketaro's shirt was filled with air currents and bloomed like an umbrella, revealing his hairy thighs.

"I'll go, how can there be a monkey here!"

Fortunately, he didn't move forward, otherwise if he got this foot, Taketaro might have died.

"Little monkey, who left you here?"

"Woo woo, Master Kong, you don't recognize me, do you remember the year when you forgave Taketaro on the grassland?" Taketaro couldn't cry, and grabbed Xiang Xiaoyu's trouser leg tightly.

Xiang Xiaoyu didn't want to explain, this was already the N+1 person who thought he was Master Kong, but this plus 1 was a monkey, and he could even speak.

"Don't pull my pants, you let go first. ”

"Don't let it go, you forgot about me, woo woo...... I'm not alive anymore, ahh......hhh

Nima, what does it mean to be tugging on my trouser leg, it can't be a new routine of touching porcelain.

"If you don't let it go, I'm going to move my feet!"

"You trample me to death, use your feet to ravage me to your heart's content, you don't recognize me, and it's not interesting for me to live. ”

Oh my God, what kind of sins did this Master Kong do before, even a monkey didn't let go.

Master Kong: Ahhhhhh

said that we will step on it, Xiang Xiaoyu seems to have found the feeling of pedaling three wheels before, one will go uphill, the other will go downhill, and the step is more rhythmic.

"Ah, ah, ah, it's so cool, it's so comfortable, people don't want to step on it, I hate it, and say that you are not Master Kong, and your footwork hasn't changed for so many years. ”

"What footwork!"

"Nine shallow and one deep, burning with desire~"

Xiang Xiaoyu is about to collapse, how can he not be wrong when he took the exam before, when he arrives here, he can touch the footwork of the gods with a little movement, and the sudden luck is not the wrong door.

"I hate it, I have to let people say it. ”

"Nima, stinky monkey, talk normally!Let me ask you, where is Taketaro!" Xiang Xiaoyu couldn't bear it anymore and picked up Taketaro.

"Bad, necrotic, ask knowingly, he's in your heart of care~" Wu Taro gently nodded twice with his finger on Xiang Xiaoyu's heart, biting his lip and releasing electricity.

, Xiang Xiaoyu didn't want to vomit, he wanted to die.

"It's Taketaro. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu was stunned, this monkey is really the best among people.

"Hurry up and let me down, I'm afraid of heights. ”

It seems that this monkey should have a lot of intersections with Master Kong, and I can use this identity to teach him to rebel and abolish family planning.

"Well, well, it's a bit high for you. Xiang Xiaoyu gently put him down, for fear of breaking it.

"Follow me!"

Wu Taro dragged Xiang Xiaoyu's trouser leg and ran into the building excitedly.

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......

"Square Difference Formula, Grass Coral Lozenge!"

On the border of the grassland, Songjiji rode a wild horse and peeked at the movement of the grassland with a telescope.

"Second battalion commander, pull out Lao Tzu's kamikaze cannon!"

Behind him, thousands of men and horses were gathered, as well as an amazingly powerful cannon, this cannon was dug in the desert, the range can span the entire forgiveness grassland, and a single cannon can destroy most of the grassland.

Forgive the steppe also has one, on top of the Union building, which has a longer range due to the high position it is in.

Forgiveness Grassland adheres to the foreign policy of forgiveness, does not support the use of force to solve problems, and hopes that all contradictions can be resolved through forgiveness. He had solemnly promised that he would never be the first to use kamikaze cannons, but if the enemy was obsessed, then at a critical time, the steppe was not vegetarian, and they no longer chose to forgive, but chose to surrender.

The crux of the matter is that the artillery of the forgiveness steppe did not have shells.

"Report to the loose command, the kamikaze cannon is in place, ready to fire at any time!"

"Very good, third battalion commander, take out Lao Tzu's bowl!"

"Commander Song, what do you want the bowl for!"

"Lao Tzu Tama has been here for a day, and his stomach is already hungry!"

"Yes, Commander Song is right, the livestock also have to eat!" the second battalion commander echoed.

Matsuyoshi glanced at him, nodded and smiled.

"Third battalion commander!"

"Here!"

"Pull his mother's second battalion commander out and kill him!"

"Commander Song, you can't kill me, only I can fire the cannon, you can't kill me, Lord Ruffian Can't spare ......"

Before he finished speaking, with a bang, the second battalion commander left in a hurry.

"Commander of the third battalion, the second battalion will also be yours in the future!"

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......

"I, Nima, is so poor that limits my imagination!"

Xiang Xiaoyu came to the interior of the Alliance Building, and in the center was the obscene gilded statue of Taketaro, posing in Bolt's classic shape, dozens of meters high.

Behind the statue is a towering giant tree, with intertwined vines woven into green spider webs. The giant tree has a radius of about 100 meters, and its body is carved out of countless tunnel-like corridors.

Eight thick roots are exposed to the ground, about two meters high, and each root has a path that leads to the main trunk. At each entrance, a lady greets you and is responsible for opening and closing the door.

About five meters in the center of the trunk is a circular elevator, which is wrapped in wooden flesh, like an ant shuttling through the heart of a tree.

The rest of the branches are not idle, some are offices, some are restaurants, some are bars and dance halls, there are gyms and swimming pools, and the lights are bright.

The surrounding walls are covered with green grass, lush but not mixed, and smooth as a mirror. There were murals on the walls, and of course none of them did he recognize.

The grass under my feet is also fresh, soft and velvety, and I have the urge to lie down.

"Well, I've managed this place well, look at this tree, it's grown so tall now!"

Tree, huh, it's the test point again, and the absolute force has something to do with me, no, it's related to Master Kong.

"Of course, seeing this tree is like seeing my own grandson, and every time I think of it, I hide in a no-man's corner and cry. ”

"Well, but at the beginning you said that you saw it like you saw your father, this is the only property that your father Kangxi left you before he died, how did it become your grandson?"

"Alas, it's all my fault, I hope my grandson is as great as my father!" Xiang Xiaoyu bragged seriously.

"You said that your father hanged himself on this tree, because he molested the hot girl fairy Lao Gan Ma and the Dove Fairy in the divine realm, so the Emperor Pepsi beat him into the world and finally hung him on this tree. ”

"Woo woo, father, the merry man is merry and dead, I will miss you!" Xiang Xiaoyu twitched a few times, wiping away tears.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned these things, you used to tell me with a smile, but why are you crying and listening to me today!"

"It's okay, it's okay, people are old, it's always easy to be defeated by memories, you're still young, Wu Dalang, phew, little monkey, phew, Taketaro, don't do stupid things, otherwise, I'll hang you up on this tree!"

"Hey, you're here to scare people again, so you won't be so ruthless......"

......

After his father died, he dug up the tree, came to the forgiveness grassland, and planted it with his own hands, at that time, only the first generation of the grassland knew.

In addition, tens of thousands of years later, the young Taketaro met Master Kang and had a period of love, when the tree had broken the sky.

It was a moving legend that only Taketaro and Master Kang knew.

......

"Taketaro, are you the chairman here?"

"Hey, hey, you have no conscience, you take a bite of Taketaro, don't call me Taketaro anymore. I used to call people Xiao Kongkong, don't you remember that you renamed me, Wukong, you also gave me a headband. At that time, when you think about me, you will chant a mantra, and then the headband will become very tight, and it is so ...... to think about that good time."

I... How does Tama know, and quibble, you are Tama's dead monkey!

"At that time, I was weaving at home, and you went out to herd cattle, not to mention how happy you were. It's a pity that in the end, Pepsi the Great took you back and turned half of the grassland into a desert, which is now the Passion Desert. He said that if you come back, the other half of the grassland will also become a desert... But... How can you come back, not afraid of ......"

Wu Taro hugged Xiang Xiaoyu's thigh, his eyes were filled with tears, and he was moved with fear.

Damn, please, don't look at me like that, you fluffy thing, you're going to make me vomit.

Can't help it, poof!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm allergic to beautiful men, that's why I spit on your face, I didn't mean to, empty ......"

Uh~ Xiang Xiaoyu himself felt disgusted.

Taketaro, who was about to get angry, of course chose to forgive him.

After washing his face, Taketaro took him to the office, closed the door, and closed the curtains.

Lonely men and widows, living in the same room.

"You...... What are you going to do......"

"Kangkang, let's practice attacking together......"

"What a skill!"

"Your favorite attack!"

"Huh?"

Xiang Xiaoyu looked dazed, but he felt that the atmosphere was a little memorable.

Taketaro took out two books from the drawer, one "Martial Attack Honey Base" and one "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book".