Chapter 44: You Must Have Recognized the Wrong Person
The smoke is lonely and the sunset is round.
Outside the car was a grinning child, with dark skin and exceptionally white teeth.
Xiang Xiaoyu was a little confused, maybe he was lost again, so he got out of the car and asked this child first.
Looking at this child's skeleton is amazed, it shouldn't lie to me, it's better than these three rounds of navigation.
"That's right, I'm from heaven. Xiang Xiaoyu stretched, yawned, and fiddled with his green hat backwards.
"Then are you a fairy, then are you gray, like a bird, gray and gray. "The child's eyes were full of curiosity, watery, and without any blemish.
"I... Well... It will be yes, but usually does not fly. ”
"Why?" the child was even more curious.
"Because... Only pigs want to fly. Xiang Xiaoyu pinched the child's face.
The child cried as soon as he pounced, and sat on the ground, his legs kicking the yellow sand, and his little hands like steamed buns rubbing his eyes.
"I'm not a pig, I'm not a pig, you......'re a liar," the child cried incessantly.
Eh, Xiao Yu has never done anything to coax the child, so it seems that he can only use a killer move.
"Here you go. He pulled a lollipop out of his pocket.
The child suddenly stopped crying, and his mouth kept smacking and sucking on the lollipop.
The surroundings are deserted, and the yellow sand is full of sky in the distance.
How could this child be here alone, and the family wouldn't be worried?
"What's your name. ”
"Briquettes. ”
"Such a realistic name, your family's name?"
"Actually, it's just my nickname. ”
"I'll just say, who will give the child that name, and what is your big name?"
"Black briquettes. ”
“......”
Is there a difference in this, suddenly, Xiang Xiaoyu's face was expressionless, "Eh, okay, is your father's name Black Coal." ”
"No, my dad's name is dark circles, and my mother's name is Yu Weiwen. The child hurriedly explained.
"It's really a picturesque family...... And what about your mom and dad, how did they leave you here alone?"
"They took me here and left, saying they were going to pluck turnips, and told me to stay where I was and not to go, and they would call for someone to pick me up. ”
Within a radius of 100 miles, there is no grass, where did the radish come from, it wouldn't be his parents who abandoned him.
Of course, briquettes don't think of that.
"Do you know where your home is?"
"My house is on a prairie, all the way south. ”
If you can find a home, yes, this child can still be saved.
"By the way, Xiao Hei, where is this?"
"I've heard other children often say that there's a big sandy field, like it's called a desert of passion, oh yes, it seems like this is it, and I have to tell them I'm really here when I go back. ”
The briquettes jumped and jumped excitedly, and they could only be an observer when they bragged with their friends before, but this time they finally have a chance to play.
"Passionate desert, so familiar, how do you seem to have heard of it somewhere, oops, no matter, anyway, I'm not going to stay here for long. ”
A kid as big as a briquette knows that you can find a home all the way south, so I don't believe that I can't find the North Pole all the way north.
It's just that this kid will not be in danger here alone, it's better to wait for his parents to come and then leave.
Gradually, the sky darkened, and the night sky sprinkled with scattered stars.
Two people lay on the soft sand, looking at the low starry sky.
The briquette asked Xiang Xiaoyu a lot of questions and ate all the snacks in his car.
One of the most repeated questions is, are you an immortal?
Fairy sister, I am the zombie emperor, but I don't say it, I'm afraid of scaring you.
"Well, that's right, I'm an immortal. ”
"Really!" Briquettes were so excited that they quickly closed their eyes, clasped their hands together on their chests, and muttered something silently.
"Why are you still chanting the incantation?"
Won't he be stupid by me, can he see that I am a zombie and is ready to chant a spell to catch me?
God, isn't my Zombie Emperor aura too dazzling, what should I do, he's still a child.
"Okay, I just made a wish, did you hear that?"
Only then did Xiang Xiaoyu react, the briquette regarded him as a fairy, and he was making a wish to him just now, which was really cute.
"Heard, as long as you study hard and be a kind person, I will help you fulfill your wishes. ”
"Huh, you lied to me, you lied to me, bad fairy!"
Isn't this all the normal routine, why did I become a bad fairy?
"I didn't lie to you. ”
"I just made a wish that I wouldn't have to study in my life and be a bad person, but you said the opposite!"
Nima, forget it if you don't study, you kid still have to be a bad person, I will definitely educate you well.
"Books can not be read, bad people can't do it, no, bad people can't do it!"
"Hmph, I'm going to be a bad guy, the bad guy is cool, and the bad guy won't be bullied. The briquettes began to cry again.
"What's so cool about bad people, and what is cool about good people. If you have to be a bad person, then you promise me to be a good person first. ”
"Why?"
"Because, bad people want to be good people. ”
"Whew~ Then I'd better be a good guy, in fact, I don't think the bad guys are so cool. ”
Phew~ I can finally breathe a sigh of relief, almost ruined a child's values.
......
In the distance, a few bright lights flickered, bigger and bigger, and more and more.
"Did your parents pick you up?"
As soon as the words fell, an eagle swooped down in the air.
The eagle is very large, and the eagle is very hanging.
Miwa can only be regarded as a toy model in front of the eagle owl.
Xiang Xiaoyu hugged the briquettes, opened the tricycles, and threw them in.
"Stay inside and don't come out!"
Xiang Xiaoyu touched the prison, "Yu'er, hurry up, come out." ”
Yu'er: Huh~shh~huh~huh~huh~huh~huh~
Nima, you won't fall asleep, big brother, please, come out quickly.
"Yu'er, stop kidding, hurry up!"
The eagle eagle rushed over, like a missile.
can only use the trick of the earth-shattering ghosts and gods, and can no longer hide his strength.
Don't blame me, you forced me.
Run!
Xiang Xiaoyu is a sports student, track and field is his old job, and he can't catch up with himself when he runs.
The eagle eagle flew in the sky, and Xiang Xiaoyu was chased on the ground.
If there was a rope between them, it would look like flying a kite.
"Come on, Brother Fairy, come on!" the briquettes kept cheering in the car.
Just when the eagle was about to catch up with him, the prison broke a little reacted.
The light and shadow are like arrows, and the blood stains the yellow sand.
The eagle's head falls off like ripe cotton, and the carved hairs are all over the sky, thanks to the clean and neat prison break.
After killing the eagle, the prison was broken and turned into a ring and returned to Xiang Xiaoyu's finger.
However, Xiang Xiaoyu didn't know all this, he was still racing with his life.
"Hey, how come there is a dead eagle here, just a little like the one just now, head?"
Hm, isn't this the one chasing me just now, who killed it?
He looked at the ring, which still had blood on it.
"Good thing you're here!"
In fact, Breaking the Prison has been sleeping, but he was sleepwalking just now, and he happened to kill the eagle owl.
The sound of horses' hooves is panicking, and an evil force is approaching.
It is not advisable to stay here for a long time, so it is better to go first.
Xiang Xiaoyu got into the three wheels and flew all the way south.
......
"Woo woo, my eagle, my head, my hair..."
"Plankton-samaru, please mourn!"
"Ma Maipi, if you don't take revenge, I will commit suicide!"
In the end, the ruffian buried the eagle on the spot.
"At noon on hoe day, Qingming Riverside map!"
In the desert wind, mixed with the mantra of the ruffian.
......
......
Under the guidance of briquettes, Xiang Xiaoyu took him to the forgiveness grassland.
The people on the prairie were shocked to see the briquettes, especially his parents.
But they were even more surprised when they saw Xiang Xiaoyu, especially the green hat.
People are talking, "What a sin!" "Why did you come back, it's going to be a big disaster!"
However, they seem to have chosen to forgive right away.
Xiang Xiaoyu was puzzled, he couldn't understand what these people were saying.
"Ma Ma, Dad, I'm back, are you pulling radishes and forgetting me!"
The briquette rushed to his parents, Yu Weiwen cried bitterly, crying silently, hugging the briquette tightly, as if there was something unspeakable.
The dark circles under the eyes are also sighing, and the complexion is unusually ugly, as if the dark circles are much more serious.
"Ma Ma, don't cry, I'm fine, it was Brother Fairy who brought me back!"
"Brother Fairy, where is it?" Yu Weiwen wiped her tears, still choked up.
The briquette jumped out of his mother's arms, ran to Xiang Xiaoyu in a hurry, pulled his clothes, and came to Yu Weiwen.
I didn't dare to be sure from a distance just now, but I couldn't see it up close, so I knelt down!
Yu Weiwen immediately knelt on both knees, and the dark circles under her eyes also knelt down.
The rest of the people seemed to be infected and knelt down one after another.
"Meet Master Kong!"
Xiang Xiaoyu looked confused, how did I become Master Kang, who is worshiped by thousands of people.
"Look at it, hurry up, hurry up, I'm not Master Kong!"
The people who forgive the grassland are very obedient, and they get up as soon as they are called, and never kneel for a second more.
"You are Master Kong, I recognize your hat!"
Xiang Xiaoyu touched his green hat, which his mother made for him, it was unique to him, but it shouldn't be anything special to them.
"Is there anything special?"
"There is a Kang character on it, which proves that you are Master Kang!"
This Kang character was sewn by Xiang Xiaoyu's mother, and there is a good wish, hoping that he will be healthy and healthy.
Xiang Xiaoyu still has a few tops, such as with the words An, Fu and so on, of course, they are all green.
Why is it all green, probably in order to cater to the country's green development concept.
To prove that he was not Master Kong, he took out the rest of the tops from the car.
"Look, I still have it!"
The dark circles saw those hats, racked their brains, thoughtfully, and finally came to a convincing conclusion.
"It turns out that Master Kong still has the rest of the green hats!"
Xiang Xiaoyu almost fainted, this reasoning is really direct.
Alas, forget it, it doesn't matter what the master is, anyway, I won't stay here for long.
"Okay, I'll leave the briquettes, study hard, be a good person. ”
After speaking, Xiang Xiaoyu was about to get into the car, but everyone stopped him.
"Master Kong, you can't go, aren't you here to save us?"
"Huh?"
Xiang Xiaoyu wondered, he really provoked the dog, why did the whole world want him to save it.
You can go to Superman, Batman, Ultraman, and Hulu Baby, why me!
"Did you forget?"
Then, the dark circles under his eyes said slowly:
Our Master Kong is a hero of the world, and we know that one day he will appear in a high-profile situation, with a green hat on his head and driving a flying tricycle.
"I only guessed the beginning, not the end. Xiang Xiaoyu continued.
"You remember!" "The dark circles under his eyes were pleasantly surprised.
"Well, I remember a movie...... In that case, I'm really not Master Kong!"
No matter how you explain it, the crowd just doesn't believe it.
Very helpless, Xiang Xiaoyu took off his headscarf, revealing the red G-spot.
"See clearly, does Master Kong have this?"
Everyone gathered together and stared at each other for three minutes in silence.
The briquette stretched out its little hand and poked, almost poking Xiang Xiaoyu into the spray.
"Whoop~Whoop~ Children are not allowed to touch it, it will explode!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I hope you understand. The dark circles pulled the briquettes back.
Hey, hey, this can always prove that I'm not Master Kong, I don't carry this pot.
In the end, everyone came to the unanimous conclusion that this red dot was exactly the same as Master Kong.
There is no heavenly reason, who will take care of this group of people!
The next words of the dark circles made Xiang Xiaoyu change his mind, he wanted to stay.