Chapter 43: A little red in the middle of the eyebrows
Can't wait for a moment, Xiang Xiaoyu rushed to the bathroom on the first floor.
"I remember I put it here, why is it gone?"
Xiang Xiaoyu rummaged through the boxes and cabinets, but still did not find the silver dollar that he had dropped earlier.
There was a large mirror in the dressing room, and the mirror was crawling with fog, like a black and white TV with no signal.
Xiang Xiaoyu's vague figure swayed in the mirror, and slowly, a black shadow appeared.
He jerked around and found nothing.
Tick tick,
Suddenly, a hand reached out from the mirror and grabbed him inside.
The world inside the mirror, icy and snowy, extremely cold, and a few polar bears.
"It's... What's the situation!" Xiang Xiaoyu looked confused.
Before he could figure it out, the polar bear opened its bloody jaws and swallowed him whole.
With Xiang Xiaoyu's scream, he woke up and stood in front of the mirror in a daze.
"I went, it turned out to be a dream, and I fell asleep while standing. ”
He looked at his left and right hands and shook his head helplessly, "Alas, in the future, you have to be temperate, and you will hallucinate." ”
Click!
A drop of water fell on the door of his head, piercing his skull, leaving a delicate hole of blood.
"Don't!"
Xiang Xiaoyu screamed and woke up from the coffin.
Outside it was sunny and peaceful.
He scratched his head and looked left and right, it turned out to be a dream.
In order to make himself more sober, he walked to the mirror and took a look at his handsome face.
"Hey, there's a red dot here. ”
In the middle of Xiang Xiaoyu's head, there is a red dot with a diameter of more than five millimeters, like cinnabar, which cannot be erased or washed off.
"Satan, is it your prank?"
Satan shook his head aggrievedly and said pitifully: "Master, people don't have it, I won't do anything other than instructions." ”
"That's... Did I go out last night?"
"Mu You, you called all night last night, don't don't... Host, what you went through last night, it looks like it was painful and enjoyable. ”
Xiang Xiaoyu suddenly had a gloomy face, "Eh, it's nothing, the next time I sleep or this is the case, you can avoid it, it's really unpleasant to be watched." ”
"Yes, master!"
"Hmm~ good. But what the hell is the red dot on my head, is it that I'm going to upgrade?"
With doubts, Xiang Xiaoyu came to Pu Ke's office.
Pushing the door to see, Ren Tianxing was also there.
It's just that they all have very black bands tied on their heads, which is very joyful.
"It's so lively, Xiaotian is also there. ”
"Xiaotian?" said Pu Ke, puzzled.
This little heaven won't be talking about me, why is this kid so big and not small, don't give me a little face, Ren Tianxing thought.
"Eh, I'm sorry, my mouth is off the rails, hello Uncle Tianxing, I haven't seen you for a long time, you really haven't changed at all. ”
Xiang Xiaoyu's words went to Ren Tianxing's heart, and he loved to hear it.
"Haha, you're just as handsome!"
"You're just as old-fashioned..."
The atmosphere suddenly became awkward, and the two elders had gloomy faces.
Forget it, no more nonsense, Xiang Xiaoyu decided to forcibly change the topic.
"Why do you all have a strap on your head, are you ready to be on "Jiangdong Has Hip Hop"?"
"Come here!" Pu Ke beckoned to Xiang Xiaoyu.
"What's the matter, you're not going to hit me, are you? ”
"Head sticking out, hurry up!"
Xiang Xiaoyu honestly handed over his head, of course, on his neck.
Oak pulled out a black bag and tied it to his head.
"Is this asking me to accompany you freestyle, think about it and a little excited!"
After tying it up, Park Ke told Xiang Xiaoyu that they both had a red dot on the center of their eyebrows.
"What the hell is going on?"
Ren Tianxing asked Xiang Xiaoyu if he had read an online article called "Zhao Si Orphan", Xiang Xiaoyu nodded suspiciously, and Ren Tianxing continued to explain to him......
Zhu Bishi put a poisonous spell in the novel, as long as people who have read it will have a red dot on the center of their eyebrows, this is not an ordinary red dot, this red dot is called "G spot", which has a certain life cycle.
If you can find that silver dollar in the life cycle of the G-spot, and help Zhu Bishi tell the world that Yuan Shikai has no beard, then the G-spot can be eliminated, if not, then the G-spot will grow all over the body, and finally explode.
"It's so terrifying, I may be the first to be ignited, I hope they can line up one by one by then!" Xiang Xiaoyu couldn't help but worry.
He touched the G-spot on his eyebrows, and there was indeed an unprecedented sense of ecstasy, as if there was an endless warm current about to overflow.
"Don't touch it, it'll blow up if you touch it too much!" Pu Ke slapped Xiang Xiaoyu's hand.
"Why do you want to cover it with a cloth?"
"G-spot shameless, can you casually expose your G-spot to broad daylight and be appreciated? Moreover, stimulated by the sun, it will speed up the metabolism, which shortens the life cycle, and the darkness can greatly extend its cycle, then we will have enough time to find the silver dollar!"
"Huh~" I can't imagine a small red dot, there is such a big background, as a generation of zombie emperors, I can't even afford to provoke a G-spot, it's really embarrassing, no, it's too embarrassing!
Wait, Pu Ke just said that he was going to find the silver dollar, let me go, just in time for me to show off my strength.
"Xiao Yu, you go!"
Before Xiang Xiaoyu could recommend himself, Pu Ke said what he wanted.
"I'll go, I'll go!"
"Do you have questions?"
"Is it so direct, aren't you worried about me dying?"
"You're the first person to touch a silver dollar, which is equivalent to breaking... Ahem, it's the first time you took it, so you have a sense with it. Therefore, you are the most suitable, and you can improve your abilities. ”
"You know this!" Xiang Xiaoyu was surprised, how did Pu Ke know that he had touched the silver dollar.
"I asked Satan to hypnotize you last night, and you told everything..."
"Ahem, there's no mosaic picture. ”
"Don't worry, I won't say it. ”
“......”
At this time, Xiang Xiaoyu's ring tightened, and he screamed in pain.
"This prison girl is jealous again. Puk laughed.
"Yu'er, I was wrong, I will kneel durian when I go back to the dormitory, there will be no next time!"
Xiang Xiaoyu renamed his prison break Yu'er.
After saying anything, Yu'er stopped moving.
"By the way, when are we going to the Metaverse. ”
"There's no hurry. I want you to remember that if you want to save a race, you must first learn to save a life. At any time, you are walking on the road to the Metaverse, but before you reach your destination, you will experience countless scenery, joys and sorrows......"
"Hmm. ”
"Go ahead!"
Before leaving, Oak gave him some mysterious equipment.
Finally, Xiang Xiaoyu can go out for a run, but this time the other two brothers are missing.
He found out that Pu Ke may have deceived him, and if he wants to draw bone soaring, he must have a fetal pen, but where can Huo Yi and Hanzi's fetal pen be found?
The corpses of the two brothers wept bitterly in the freezer: "Boom, Brother Yu is bad, you finally remember us, people think you don't want us anymore."
But now he doesn't have much time to think about it, this thought is fleeting, Pu Ke is so powerful, he will definitely have a way.
When Pu Ke heard this, he probably thought in his heart: Nima, what can I do, can I delay it for a while!
Xiang Xiaoyu drove a modified tricycle, turned on the flight mode, greeted the rising sun, and crossed the clouds.
The modified three-wheeled wheels have six trolls added to the tail, six times the speed of sound, the body is also added with bulletproof glass, and there is an emergency landing.
It sounds awesome, but even if it were heavenly, it would still be a tricycle, it wouldn't be a Lamborghini, it wouldn't be a Ferrari.
......
Xiang Xiaoyu recalled the dream he had today, in the dream he arrived at a snowy field, and there were polar bears, could it be that this silver dollar was calling him to the North Pole?
So, he flew directly to the North Pole.
There was great music in the car, "I believe I can fly ......"
Xiang Xiaoyu couldn't distinguish between east and west, north and south, casually located the North Pole, and then turned on the free driving mode, lay on the leather seat, and whistled.
The clouds around it are thin, like a layer of glowing rice paper.
He had never been so close to the sky, and he felt like he was part of the blue as well.
......
......
The Desert of Passion, a desert not too big, is little known and no expedition has been there yet.
Every morning, noon and evening, there is a sandstorm, which is very enthusiastic, so it is called the Passion Desert.
In the northern part of the desert, there is a castle called "Seki Kansai", and the people in the city call the lord of the castle the lord of the castle as Lord Yoshimaru. He is very mysterious, wears a hat every day, talks rhythmically with others, and covers his face with his hands from time to time, he never goes out during the day, and he also has a mount little elk that likes to pout his ass.
It is worth mentioning that Ruffian has a capable subordinate, Matsuyoshi, who is also his agent.
In the southern part of the desert, there is a grassland, and it also has a resounding name -- Forgive the grassland. It is rumored that the people on the grassland are very generous and choose to forgive everything, so the grassland is getting greener and greener.
Forgive the grassland is a place of faith, in the very center of the grassland there is a cross, on which hides an old man with a green hat, everyone calls him "Master Kang", that is the Jesus in their eyes, sacred and inviolable.
Anything can be forgiven, but insulting Master Kong is absolutely unforgivable.
The people of the steppe gather every Sunday in the meadow to sing their hymn "Over the Fire" with a reverent heart, forgetting the distractions of the week.
There are three famous brothers on the grassland: Chen Yufan, Wang Baoqiang, and Jia Niliang, they once made a righteous alliance with Master Kong, and they did not seek to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to be green on the same day of the same month and month of the same year, and to die on the same day! Later, they cultivated together on the Evil Thunder Peak, and it is difficult to see them on the grassland now.
Since ancient times, the Passionate Desert has been encroaching on the forgiving steppe all year round. What Yukichimaru wants most is to forgive the grassland for generations to guard.
Not long ago, the situation became more serious than ever. The ruffian pills snatched their holy maiden, Hakumalu, and even more so urinated in front of their Master Kong.
Finally, the three Prairie brothers went down the mountain to fight to the death with the ruffian.
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Finally, Xiang Xiaoyu came to the endless glacier and snow.
"Wow, this is the North Pole!"
He sat in the car and looked out the window, it was a clean world.
Uh~uh~uh~
"But what the hell are these chubby penguins!"
He took a look at the navigation, Nima, the positioning was wrong, and it flew into the South Pole!
"Damn!
So, he repositioned himself.
He continued to lie in the leather chair and let the three wheels drive freely.
About half a day later, the trio landed again.
Xiang Xiaoyu also woke up from his sleep, this time it should be right.
He opened his eyes and looked out.
"Nima, what the hell is this endless desert! Is the Arctic glacier melting so badly!"
Then, a voice came from outside the car, "Did you come down from the sky?"
Xiang Xiaoyu put on a velvet hat that was ready to be used in the North Pole, green.