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Chapter 25 The gourd monk judges the gourd case

Shui Xinghua kept sending Yue Qian out of the temple gate before returning to the bedroom. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info She stood in the quiet room, thinking back on what had happened in the past few days, with mixed feelings.

Suddenly, there was the sound of hurried footsteps outside the door.

She turned around suddenly, and pushed the door in alone, it was actually Yue who was curious. His face was covered with sweat, and he was out of breath.

Shui Xinghua was stunned and said happily: "Handsome guy, you are finally back, don't leave when you come back this time!"

"Mrs. Shi," Yue Curious took a few breaths, "Don't get me wrong, I just wanted to ask a question when I came back, and I forgot to ask when I left." ”

Shui Xinghua frowned: "What's the matter?" Yue said curiously: "How to get to Qiaojiabao?" Shui Xinghua was stunned: "What are you asking for?"

Yue said curiously: "I have my own usefulness, you will understand in the future." ”

Shui Xinghua thought for a while and said, "Qiao Bingqiu, the castle master of Qiaojia Fort, can be regarded as a well-known figure in the martial arts. Back then, he only relied on a pair of fleshy palms ......"

"I know!" Yue said angrily, "I didn't ask you about it!"

Shui Xinghua said "um": "Although the terrain of Qiaojiabao is flat, the masters inside are like clouds and are heavily guarded. But if you don't provoke them, it's fine. Thinking about it, from here to Qiaojiabao, the scenery is beautiful, the air is fresh, and there are no ditches and bumps. Get out of the temple gate, turn the col in front of you, and then walk out for more than ten miles, and you will appear......"

"Lao Shui!" Yue Curious interrupted her again, "I know all this!"

Shui Xinghua pursed her lips and sneered: "Since you know everything, why do you ask me what to do?"

Yue Curious sighed: "Just tell me, where is Qiaojiabao, don't say anything else, ok?"

“ok。 "Water Apricot Flower Road," eighty miles to the west. ”

"Eighty miles to the west?" Yue Curious's face turned pale, "This ...... Isn't it already out of Hangzhou City? What can I do, I haven't been out of Hangzhou City since I was so old!"

"Really?" said Shui Xinghua with a frown, "But how can I hear that your accent doesn't sound like a local?"

Yue said curiously: "I grew up in Shandong, and I am an authentic Shandong. ”

After a short time, Yue was curious and said goodbye to the apricot blossom and left this "authentic nunnery" again.

Shui Xinghua looked at Yue Curious, who was getting farther and farther away, and said in her heart: "I am such a graceful and charming stunner, why can't I keep his heart!" Thinking of this, she frowned tightly.

Yue curious went all the way to the west, climbed over a mountain col, walked out of more than ten miles, and suddenly came to the edge of a cliff.

The cliff was bottomless, but narrow, and seven feet on the opposite side was flat land, like a deep trench dug out of the flat ground.

Yue was curious and almost fell. He clutched his chest, his heart beating for a while. He fixed his mind and looked into the distance, but he saw that the mountains in the distance were connected to the mountains, as if there was no way to go.

"This cliff is not very wide, so I can't help but give it a try!" he took a few steps back, roared loudly, and performed a "triple jump". However, he stepped into the air and fell rapidly. He secretly screamed, "My life is at stake!" and at this critical moment, he let out a loud fart. It's inconceivable, this fart was released, and Yue was curious like a rocket launching, and with a "whoosh", he arrived on the flat ground opposite.

He stroked his chest and let out a long sigh: "It's so dangerous! I didn't expect my fart to be so useful! Hehe, this is the baby, this is the thing that witnesses the miracle." Ouch, what kind of immoral guy fart, it stinks to death!"

With this experience, Yue Curious didn't dare to take it lightly. He took three steps, then took two steps back, and before he had gone far, it was dark again. Fortunately, a few miles away, a small town appeared in front of it. In such a small town, there is naturally only one inn. Yue was curious and walked into the town, and found this inn, with a few big characters written on the lintel - next time you will not come to the inn.

Yue Curious stepped in, and a man in his fifties walked in. He looked Yue up and down curiously, and said coldly, "Little guy, what are you going to do?"

"It's so late, of course I'm staying in the hotel, is it possible to come to sleep?"

The shopkeeper sneered: "I'm sorry, the guest room is full, you can go and ask elsewhere!" Yue Curious frowned: "So early, the guest room is full?"

"It's almost full, we have seventy-two rooms inside and out, and we already have twelve guests!"

"Oh, it's almost full. Yue said curiously, "Are you afraid that I won't have any money?" Let me tell you, Lao Tzu has silver, quickly make room for me!"

"There's really no house, and I'm ...... Silver?" the shopkeeper suddenly smiled, "The guest is upstairs, please, there is a private room upstairs." ”

This is indeed a private room, the layout of the room is very elegant, open the door, and you can see a brand new newspaper on the wall.

Yue was curious to take a closer look, and there was a line of black lacquer characters on it: "Dayu controls the water, and he passes through the door three times without entering." The subtitle reads "Entertainment Edition" in three bold letters.

Yue pouted curiously: "Now it's the Ming Dynasty, and the story of Dayu's control of the water has passed for more than 30 years, and it's still written in the newspaper!"

There was a bed and bedding in the room, and in addition to that, there was a small broken plastic urinal. This is very difficult for an inn in a small town. Yue was obviously satisfied, and he smiled: "Okay, you go out." ”

The shopkeeper snorted: "Boss, let me ask casually, ...... you Do you really have any silver?"

Yue raised his eyebrows curiously: "Brother, which boss have you ever seen who has no silver on him, do you want me to take it out and show it to you?"

The shopkeeper smiled and said, "That's not necessary, good night." ”

After the shopkeeper went out, Yue was curious and touched his pocket, and the smug look on his face suddenly disappeared: "It's bad, I don't have any silver!" This time, he was so anxious that he paced back and forth. After a few moments, he rushed over and pushed open the window, only to see that the window was more than a man above the ground.

As soon as his eyes rolled, he had a plan: "I can't say that it can only be like this! In the middle of the night, when the shopkeeper was asleep, I jumped down from here and slipped away without noticing. Although the window is too high above the ground, it is better to break two legs than to be beaten to death!" he couldn't help but smirk at the thought of this. However, he had just laughed twice when he heard a woman's scream in the corridor outside the door, full of fear.

"Could it be that there are ghosts here?" he said, and he ran over and opened the door.

The moment the door opened, I saw a graceful girl in a white dress screaming and running over. At that moment, the sound of blades striking sounded in a room not far away.

"Well, that's a way to do that. Anyway, sooner or later, if you don't leave now, when will you stay?" Thinking of this, Yue ran downstairs curiously.

He ran down the stairs, and the shopkeeper greeted him: "Boss, where are you going?"

Yue curiously shouted: "Borrow light, borrow light, I'm going to chase that woman!"

The shopkeeper's brows frowned: "I didn't see you bring your wife, that woman ......"

"Don't worry about so much, get out of the way!" Yue curiously pushed away the shopkeeper and rushed out.

The shopkeeper looked at Yue's back as he was curious and drifting away, and couldn't help but sigh: "Why is the current boss like this, he doesn't accompany his wife at home, but he takes someone else's wife out to open a house." Alas, what kind of world is this!"

He shook his head, walked over to the table and made a pot of tea, and sat down to drink it lightly, with a comfortable and leisurely expression. However, after drinking seven pots of tea, he suddenly became excited, got up and shouted: "The boss hasn't paid the rent yet, why didn't he leave without saying hello!"

"It's okay, it's okay. He thought about it for a while, "People are big bosses, and some of them are silver, not bad money." What is this bit of scattered silver, people will not pay attention to it at all, I wait, wait for him to pay back. Hey, what are you doing in the upstairs ping-pong, could it be that the guests upstairs have eaten ecstasy and are dancing disco? Hey, listen to music and drink tea, it's so cool!"

Thinking of this, the shopkeeper sat down and poured a bowl of tea, and his face returned to the comfortable color of the right talent.

Yue ran wildly and ran out of the room, and vaguely saw the figure of the girl. At last the girl stopped in front of a grove.

Yue was curious and didn't do anything lightly, and he ran wildly all the way, and he was already out of breath: "Xiao ...... Miss, you're exhausting me!"

The girl turned around when she heard the voice, covered her chest with her hands, and a look of horror appeared in her eyes: "The moon is dark and the wind is high, you ...... What are you chasing after me, trying to plot evil?"

"Don't be afraid!" Yue smiled curiously, "I ......"

"I can tell you, I don't know martial arts, I don't have the slightest ability to resist, don't mess around!"

Yue Curious took a few deep breaths, and was about to speak, when he was stunned.

The girl said angrily: "Don't be squinting, what do you want to do, you are in a hurry to die!"

Yue Curious's face was suddenly full of joy, and then he hurriedly ran towards the girl. The girl immediately shouted, "Stop!"

Yue stopped curiously: "Yu Ji, is it really you, I'm so excited to see you again!" The joy that could not be concealed in his words.

The girl's willow eyebrows frowned: "My name is Jade Skin, how do you know my name?"

Yue smiled curiously: "We have been born and died together, how could I not know your tuba, you are really joking!"

"Born and died with you?"

"Don't you remember? That night, we rode off from the wall and went to Wujiang, and then the overlord ......."

"It's old!" the girl pouted, "You've been chasing girls like this, I've never even been to the Nile, and I'm still Wujiang!"

Yue said curiously, "Yes, do you remember?"

The girl said, "Well, you're talking about the play "Farewell My Concubine"?"

"Yes, you are Yu Ji, and I am your lover, you ......"

"Wake up!" the girl sneered, "My name is Jade Skin, but not Yu Ji." What age is it, and you still play the set of 'Farewell My Concubine'! I solemnly remind you, this is a very realistic society, don't easily believe the storyline in the TV series, it's all fake, please grow up quickly!"

"But we really ...... Jade Skin, let's talk!"

Jade Muscle was stunned: "What are you talking about?"

Yue was curious and blushed: "Talking about love, men and women are happy, before the flowers are under the moon, they fly with wings......"

"Shut up!" Yu's face sank, "How can you talk as a monk, and you are a monk, you are really a gourd!"

"Gourd?" Yue was curious and puzzled, subconsciously touched his head, and the doubts in his heart disappeared all of a sudden, "Don't say it, my head really looks like a big gourd!"

"It's really interesting!" Yuji said coldly, "Monk, you want to flirt with your little bit of rhetoric?"

"That'...... I'll treat you to dinner, I'm willing to spend money, I'm ......"

"Shut up!" Jade Muscle snapped, "Why are you following me?"

"It's true that my hair isn't long, but I'm not a monk, my name is Yue Curious. Yue is ......"

"I didn't ask you this!" Yu Qi said coldly.

"Yes. Yue said curiously, "Actually...... That's what I'm going to ask you, why did you run out when you were asleep?"

Jade Skin said in a deep voice: "How do you know that I was sleeping just now, and you peeked at me?"

Yue was curious and waved his hand again and again: "I didn't!"

Yuyu said angrily: "The black light is blind, lying on the window of someone to peep, do you still want to be ashamed?"

"Please trust me, I really ......"

Yuyu pursed her lips and smiled: "Look at what you're afraid of, you're such a coward! It's okay if you just peep, because I didn't sleep." ”

Yue said curiously: "That...... Why did you run out?" Jade Muscle said, "Do I need to tell you?"

Yue was stunned for a moment, and for a while, he didn't know what to say.

"I think it's necessary. "At that time, I was about to go to bed when I broke into a masked man in black. This man is very powerful, I can't beat him. He wanted to insult me, so I ran out. ”

Yue was curious and waited for a while, but didn't see her speak again, so he asked, "Jade Skin, it's that simple?"

Yu Muscle sneered: "How complicated do you want to be?

"No, no," Yue said curiously, "I'...... I just think there's something strange about it. ”

Yu Xian was stunned: "Strange?"

Yue said curiously: "Do you think, you think carefully, think hard, how can the masked man know that you are in the inn?"

"What do you mean?" asked Jade again.

"In other words, how would the masked man know that there was a great beauty like you in the room of that inn? In other words, how did the masked man know that such a great beauty lived in that inn......?

"No need to change it," Jade said, "I see what you mean." You mean...... That masked man is a man I know?"

"It's possible. Yue said curiously, "It is very likely that he is the person next to you, he is lurking by your side, he ......"

Yu Shen looked around and muttered to himself: "The man next to me, Xiao Hao is the only one, could it be him?"

Yue frowned curiously and said, "What is Xiao Hao?"

Yuyu smiled: "He's not a thing, he's a closed disciple of my father, I don't think it will be him." ”

Yue was curious and muttered, "How old is he?"

Yuyu said: "In his early twenties, less than thirty, his name is Hao Se." ”

Yue said curiously: "It's him!"

Yu Yan was stunned: "What evidence do you have?"

"First of all, he's a man. Secondly, he is the age of his flesh and blood. These two points alone already constitute the conditions for committing a crime. What's more, he's lurking around you. As soon as I heard the name, I knew he wasn't a good guy!"

At this moment, there was the sound of footsteps not far away. In a few moments, a man and a woman rushed to the front hand in hand.

The man was about twenty-five or six years old, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, but his face was covered with pockmarks; the woman was a round and chubby girl, with a mediocre appearance, and compared with her jade muscles, she was simply a crooked melon and cracked dates.

When Yusheng saw it, he stepped forward and grabbed the fat girl's ear, and said angrily: "Death Xiaoxi, where did you die just now, I was almost raped!"

Xiaoxi shouted: "It hurts, don't pull your ears, you can pull my beard!" Yuqi snorted and let go.

Xiaoxi said again: "Miss, I went up to the third floor to watch a striptease show just now." ”

"Striptease?"

"Yes. Xiao Xi said, "Those girls only dance in fur coats! They are also dancing and undressing, and there are many men watching next to them, so they are ashamed!"

Jade Muscle frowned: "Is there such a thing?"

Xiaoxi said: "Of course." I've heard that they will go to the nightclub in the county town to perform in a few days, so I'm not ashamed!"

Jade Muscle said: "It's nothing. ”

Xiao Xi was stunned: "This is nothing......? They're all wearing coats!"

Yuqi said lightly: "What a fuss, I really haven't seen the world." This is very common, if there is a coat brother, there will naturally be a coat sister. ”

Xiaoxi said: "But, they are striptease!"

"What's this!" Yuji smiled slightly, "This is the bowl of rice they eat, anyway, it's a striptease, and they have to take off their clothes anyway." So, where to take it off is not to take it off, and who is not to see it?"

"That's just as well. Xiaoxi smiled, "Miss, I really can't see that you are quite open in your bones!"

Jade Muscle couldn't help but be stunned.

Xiaoxi said again: "I heard your shout, I was startled, so I ran back, and I happened to meet the man in black, and I moved with him." Soon, he was beaten away by me. When I ran out of the inn, I met Brother Hao, so we looked for you everywhere. The crowd has been looking for you thousands of times, and suddenly they look back, but you are hidden in front of the woods!"

"That's right," Jade Muscle smiled, "I thought you chose to change jobs at that time!"

At this time, Yue curiously glanced at the pockmarked face and asked, "Are you just?"

Ma Yan said: "You are, I am Hao Se." ”

"Finally admit it!" Yue Curious said coldly, "You guy even wants to rape the young lady, do you still have sympathy?"

"I don't admit it, no! I mean, I'm not the masked man in black. ”

Yue was curious and snorted coldly: "If it weren't for you, how would you know that the man in black was still masked?"

"Don't worry about it!" said Hauser, "it's useless to say anything now, I say it's not me, it's not me." ”

Yue was curious and said twice: "If you don't admit it again, Hugh blames himself for not having eyes!" As he spoke, he raised his fist, and the green tendons on the back of his fist jumped violently.

Seeing this, Hao Se instinctively took two steps back. At the same time, Yue Curious let out a loud shout and punched a big poplar tree beside him. Immediately afterward, he clenched his fists and screamed in pain.

Hao Se sneered and drew his sword in his hand: "Miss, this person's origin is unknown, I think he is very likely to be the masked man, I will kill him!"

Yu Yu said hurriedly: "Wait!" Hao Se was stunned: "What?" Yu Yu said: "You said that he is the masked man, what is your evidence?"

"There is no need to talk about evidence at all to treat this kind of person, and it is better to kill by mistake than to let it go. What's more, even if he is not the masked man, he must have an 'unwarranted' connection to this matter!"

Jade Skin sighed: "How can you convince the public with a trumped-up crime?!"

Xiaoxi interjected: "Miss, you are conniving at this person's murder, don't be soft-hearted about perverts!"

"Miss Xiaoxi," Yue said angrily, "You and I meet for the first time, why do you scold, who are you scolding perverts?"

"You dare to scold me?" Xiao Xihu raised his face, "Who are you scolding, who is Miss?"

Yuqi chuckled: "Yue Shaoxia, Xiaoxi is my maid and my bodyguard, and I am the young lady." ”

Xiaoxi said again: "The surname Yue, you said that you are not the masked man." So, where were you just now?"

Yue said curiously: "It's in the inn." ”

"Miss, listen, he said that he was in that inn, and he also said that he was not a pervert, who would believe it!"

"No one will believe it, no one will believe it!" Hao Se said again, "Yue someone, what are you doing in that inn? You must not tell me that you live in the inn just to sleep." ”

Yue was stunned for a moment: "I am ...... I'm surfing the internet. ”

Xiao liked to say in a voice: "Brother Yue, you can also surf the Internet?"

"Brother Yue?" Hao Se frowned, "My sister Xi'er, you changed your words so quickly?"

Xiaoxi smiled: "No way, who makes me super fond of the Internet!Brother Yue, a few days ago, I saw the word 'chrysanthemum' on the Internet, do you know what this 'chrysanthemum' means?"

Yue was curious and thought that he was a Sven person, and felt that it was inconvenient to say this kind of thing directly, so he looked up to the sky and snorted, and said: "This 'chrysanthemum' refers to a certain part of the human body, which part of the human body do you say is most like a chrysanthemum?"

Xiaoxi thought for a while and pouted: "Is it like it?

Yue was curious and said, "It's amazing!"

Xiaoxi said again: "Yue Daxia, although you are so good to me, I still think that you are the masked pervert." ”

"Alright!" Jade Muscle said suddenly, "It doesn't matter who the pervert is!"

"You...... Don't you want to pursue it?"

Hao Se smiled: "Xi'er, can't you see it yet?"

Xiaoxi said mechanically: "What do I see?"

Hao Se said: "Miss is already annoyed, annoyed by this Yue, she doesn't want this gourd monk to judge this gourd case anymore, can't you even understand this?"

"Oh!" Xiaoxi nodded, "Anyway, Miss is out of danger." Miss, let's go!"

Yue was curious and hurriedly said, "Jade Skin, you want to leave?"

Jade Muscle said: "It's not that I'm leaving, but my maid is leaving." Still, it's time for me to go. ”

"Wait a minute!" Yue curiously walked up a few steps and asked with a red face, "Can you tell me your email number?"

Xiaoxi preemptively said: "You must not give it to him!" Yujian said: "But...... He's very sincere!"

Xiaoxi said: "You don't understand, there is a proverb that 'I would rather believe that a turtle dares to go into the water than believe that a man has a mouth.'" 'Don't give it to him, lest you be deceived!'

"I won't lie to people!" Yue said curiously, "Jade Skin, I'm sincere, I'm not a hooligan." ”

Yuqi thought for a while: "I don't have an email address, can I give you my mobile phone number?"

Yue sighed curiously: "I don't have a mobile phone!"

Yuqi frowned and said, "Where's your phone?"

Yue said curiously: "It was taken away by Yan Shouyi." ”

Yusheng sighed lightly: "Why are you so careless! Forget it, as the saying goes, 'Where don't you meet at the end of the world', see you again." ”

Yue was curious and couldn't hold back, so he let the jade skin quietly go away.

"Judging from the expression and style, I think the masked man in black is Hao Se. With him by his side, Jade Skin's chastity is threatened at every moment. I...... What am I going to do to kill him?"

Yue was curious and stood for a long time, drowsiness hit, and he didn't look at it, so he lay down on the ground. Soon, he was snorting heavily, and he couldn't know what to do.

Suddenly, two figures swept towards here.