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Chapter 24: The Legend of the Hungry Wolf

At this time, Xia Liu was only wearing a pair of briefs and squatting on a chair to drink, and as soon as he drank two taels, Wu's mother walked in with a twist on her ass, which was very exaggerated. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info She said with a spring breeze on her face: "Yo, the judge's brother is drinking alone!"

Xia Liu glanced at her, lowered his head, and didn't say a word.

Wu's mother said again: "Brother, why do you look like this?"

Xia Liu still lowered his head and still didn't speak.

Wu's mother suddenly said: "Brother, the moon is so round tonight!"

Hearing this, Xia Liu slowly raised his head and said coldly: "It's only the first day of the new year today, how can the moon be round!"

Mother Wu smiled: "It's still my brother who is smart!, it's going to be very spicy to drink like this, add some saccharin!" As she spoke, she took out the white paper bag from her pocket, tore it open, and poured it all into the wine jug.

Xia Liu frowned and said, "Can you still have saccharin in the wine?"

Wu's mother said: "Of course, it's sweet, I don't believe you can taste it." ”

Xia Liuhu took the wine jug suspiciously, only took one sip, and then felt that his eyes were dark, stood up and shook it three times, and fell to the ground.

Mother Wu looked at the unconscious Xia Liu and his chest hair, and couldn't help but stretch out her long blood-red tongue and lick the thick purple-black lips that had already dried up, and thought: "I can't blame me, although I am in a nunnery, I am also a woman, and I also have seven emotions and six desires! Why can't I have a man, why......? I'm a hungry wolf, and I'm going crazy...... The crazier the more turbulent, eight thousand men ...... Belch...... Please forgive me this little woman, just think it's just a legend, okay, Mr. Buddha?" Thinking of this, she laughed lewdly and pounced on her.

As soon as her hand touched Xia Liu's pants, she heard a crisp sound of "clang". Her heart sank, and she turned her head to look, only to see Meiyu standing in the middle of the room in a daze, and the vegetable plate fell to the ground and shattered.

As soon as Shui Xinghua came out of the thatched house, she saw Yue Curious sitting on a jujube tree a few meters away, picking jujubes and eating them, and the jujubes were still green. She was very puzzled, so she shouted: "Handsome guy, what are you doing picking dates on the jujube tree to eat?"

Yue Curious hurriedly jumped down and smiled: "It's okay, I'll find the kitchen." ”

Shui Xinghua said: "Don't look for it, Meiyu has already sent the dishes over." ”

Yue was curious: "Yes, why didn't I see her?"

Shui Xinghua smiled: "You're in the backyard." Let's go, let's see!"

The two walked outside the "East Chamber" room, and Meiyu ran out screaming. Shui Xinghua frowned: "Xiaomei, why are you so flustered?"

Mei Yu said while running: "Oh no, Xia Liu wants to ...... If you want to be rude to Mother Wu!"

At this moment, Wu's mother's whining cry came from the room.

The two immediately walked inside, only to see Wu's mother sitting on the ground hiding her face and crying, and Xia Liu was lying straight on the ground wearing only briefs, sleeping deeply.

Shui Xinghua glanced at it, rushed to the table, picked up the white paper bag and sniffed it under her nose, and immediately her face changed: "This is a drug!"

Yue was stunned curiously: "Drugged?"

Shui Xinghua nodded: "I know this, this is the powerful brand of the century-old brand Ying Chuntang, and the medicinal power is very domineering!

Yue said curiously: "Why are you talking so much, kill him!"

Shui Xinghua "shh She has been widowed for many years, and her will is very fragile!"

Yue nodded curiously, walked up to Mother Wu, and said angrily, "Don't cry anymore!"

Wu's mother cried: "I don't want to live anymore, I don't have the face to see people, don't stop me, let me hit my head to death, woo woo......"

Yue was curious and stunned: "I didn't stop you, you can do whatever you want, no one will stop you." ”

Shui Xinghua said: "Mother Wu, you don't want to look like this, who doesn't know that you are serious." This kind of thing happened, it's all Xia Liu's fault, this Xia Liu!"

Mother Wu suddenly raised her head, there was not a tear in her eyes, and said, "Master, can you understand me?"

Shui Xinghua said: "Of course I understand you, who doesn't know that you are serious, who doesn't understand you!"

Mother Wu let out a long breath, wiped the sweat from her forehead, got up and said, "Great, I have regained my self-confidence! Although it is dark night, I suddenly saw a light in front of me, I want to walk out of this shadow and start a new life, which will be something I have never lived before." ”

Shui Xinghua asked, "You want to go out?"

Wu's mother said: "Yes, I want to go out, I want to ...... again"

Shui Xinghua said: "You can take the urinal out by the way." ”

Yue curiously glanced at the urinal in Wu's mother's hand, and said in a lost voice: "This ...... Isn't this the flask I drink from?"

"Yes. However, this is also my urinal. Shui Xinghua smiled, "You know, there are very few men in our place, and we women don't know how to drink, so it's useless to buy a wine jug." What's more, this urinal is multi-purpose, which is good. ”

Yue was curious and smiled: "So, Xia Liu is drinking urine?"

"He's drinking. However, the pot is indeed a urinal. ”

"Then I just ......"

"You're drinking urine. "The apricot blossom said.

"Presumptuous!" Yue was furious, "You...... Why are you making me drink your pee?!"

"It's your urine. Shui Xinghua smiled, "I wanted to pour it out and pour you wine again, who would have thought that you would be so anxious!

"I ......"

"Handsome guy, don't think about it, let's go to sleep!"

"Why do you always want to sleep?" Yue was curious with a look of disdain.

Shui Xinghua smiled: "People always have to sleep, you see how fragrant Xia Liu sleeps!" As soon as she entered the room, she lay down on the bed and said urgently: "Handsome guy, it's not too early, come on!"

Yue was curious and stretched: "This night's tossing, I haven't slept peacefully for a long time, let's sleep." ”

Shui Xinghua had just stripped naked, and Yue was already snoring like thunder. Shui Xinghua hurriedly pushed him, and said angrily: "Hurry up, how can you sleep!" Yue curiously muttered and rolled over, falling asleep.

"It's really wood!" Shui Xinghua twisted his thigh hard, and thought about it, "This is because he is not glamorous, but I can't blame me!" Thinking about it, she felt much more at ease. Satisfied, he closed his eyes, and soon he was snoring like thunder.

Yue was curious and slept until three poles in the morning. When he woke up, he found that Apricot Blossom had disappeared, and at the same time, his stomach "growled" a few times. He realized he was hungry and got out of bed to find something to eat. Pushing open the door, I saw Wu's mother doing tai chi in the courtyard. He asked casually, "Old Wu, where is your master?"

Mother Wu looked at him in surprise and said, "Why, you don't know yet?!"

Yue frowned curiously: "What happened?"

Wu's mother said: "Mrs. Shi went to find Xia Liu." You don't know, this Xia Liu is fierce! Listening to the voice, the two of them seem to be fighting, crackling, it's too miserable!"

"Why don't you go and pull the rack?"

"I'm going to do Tai Chi!" Wu Ma said.

As soon as Yue Curious walked into the "East Chamber", he was stunned. I saw Xia Liu kneeling straight on the ground, Shui Xinghua crossed her hands on her waist, and her face was full of anger. She said coldly: "Xia Liu, Xia Liu, you are really obscene!"

Xia Liu raised his head and said softly: "Xinghua, you know, I'm Xia Liu." ”

Shui Xinghua stared: "In front of me, you still dare to be lewd?"

Xia Liu said: "In front of anyone, I am also Xia Liu." ”

"You ......" she was furious but had nowhere to vent, and in a hurry, she put her finger into her mouth suddenly, and when she took it out, it was already a blur of flesh and blood.

Yue Curious stepped forward and said softly: "Mrs. Shi, can't you say something well, why do you have to get along with yourself!"

Shui Xinghua gritted her teeth and said: "This surnamed Xia has been divorced from me for ten years, and he actually proposed to remarry, how thick-skinned do you say he is!"

"It's a little ......" Yue was curious before he finished speaking, not because he didn't want to say it, but because he didn't know what to say.

"I really want to remarry you!" Xia Liu hurriedly said, "Xinghua, I did beat you before, that's my fault, I really did a little bit vicious, but I really ......"

Shui Xinghua intercepted: "You remove the words 'do a little bit' and repeat it!"

"These are four words?" Xia Liu was stunned.

Yue was curious and angry when he heard this: "Lao Xia, it's not me talking about you, this is your fault! As the saying goes, 'I'd rather demolish ten temples than break a marriage', in my opinion, you will die of this heart!"

"No!" Xia Liu said categorically, "I love Xinghua, I love her more than myself, she only has me in her heart without her, oh...... No, it should be that I only have her in my heart and no one else, please believe me!"

"I'm sure you're useless. Yue sighed curiously, "Lao Xia, I've heard you say these words once!"

"Is what I said last time the same as this time?" Xia Liudao, "I didn't say 'she only has me in her heart' last time! Yue Daxia, you are too impatient! Besides, what can you do if you listen to it again after listening to it?"

Before Yue was curious, he heard Shui Xinghua say: "The surname is Xia, you keep saying that you love me, but didn't you just say that you like Xiaohong? Hey, Xiaohong is so young, and she is beautiful and sensible, why don't you marry her?"

Xia Liu sighed: "She's gone!"

Shui Xinghua said in a deep voice: "So, you still like Xiaohong?"

Xia Liu hurriedly said: "No, no, no, I only love you alone, I love you more than ......"

"Shut up!" Shui Xinghua snapped, "You're lying!"

Xia Liu said: "I swear, I definitely didn't lie, I mean it." ”

Shui Xinghua said coldly: "Tell the truth!"

"I just like you, I ......" Xia Liu looked at Shui Xinghua's face and hurriedly changed his words, "Yes, I do like Xiaohong, I love her......"

Shui Xinghua sneered: "What's the matter, the fox's tail is finally revealed!"

Xia Liu was stunned, and said with a smile: "Xinghua, you listen to my explanation, the person I love is you!"

Shui Xinghua groaned slightly, and said, "You didn't fool me?" Xia Liu said: "Absolutely not." Shui Xinghua nodded: "If that's the case, I can think about it." ”

"Mrs. Shi, he lied to you, you can't be soft-hearted!" Yue said curiously.

"Xinghua, don't listen to him. I love you, I love you more than myself, I only have you and no her in my heart, please believe me!"

"Lao Xia," Yue smiled curiously, "You said it again, this is the third time." I promise, this time it's absolutely the same as last time. ”

Xia Liu frowned: "Did I say it?"

Yue said curiously: "You said it, I heard it." ”

Xia Liu said: "Impossible!"

Yue said curiously: "You just said it, I heard it clearly." ”

Xia Liu raised his eyebrows: "Yes, I just said it again, this is the fourth time, what do you want?"

Yue couldn't help but be stunned when he was curious: "...... Fourth, who else did you talk to?"

Shui Xinghua suddenly said "Huh", and said sharply: "The surname is Xia, I almost fell for you, and you have raped Mother Wu!"

"Adultery?" Xia Liu was stunned, "I didn't rape, and I didn't rape Mother Wu." She's so old, so ugly, so ......."

"yes, I see. Shui Xinghua suddenly roared, "You lie!"

"Heaven and earth conscience, I really didn't rape Mother Wu!" Xia Liu looked at Shui Xinghua's face, and had to change his words again, "Yes, I did rape Mother Wu." Only once, though. At that time, I didn't want to do this, but I couldn't hold back my pounding heart, and I was confused for a while. Alas, I regret it!"

"That's right. Apricot Blossom smiled.

Xia Liu was stunned: "That's right?"

Shui Xinghua said: "Of course, no matter what you have done, as long as you admit it, it will be fine, I just want to hear your truth, you know?"

"Understood. Xia Liu said again, "I'm really okay?"

"It's gone. Shui Xinghua smiled, "I'...... I'm still waiting for you to carry me away in a brand-new sedan chair!"

"Great, I've succeeded again!" Thinking of this, Xia Liu patted the mud on his trouser leg and stood up.

Seeing this, Yue Curious smiled and whispered to himself: "I finally matched a beautiful marriage, I am so happy to see them so affectionate! Shitai can be a bride again, this is called the new widow on the sedan chair, the second time!"

At this time, Xia Liu clenched his fists: "Xinghua, I'm going back to prepare for the future." Wait, take care!"

Yue was curious and suddenly said, "Hey, Lao Xia, you wait for me!" Xia Liu didn't seem to hear it, his body shook, and he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"What?" Shui Xinghua was stunned, "The handsome guy is also leaving?"

Yue said curiously: "No, I still have something!"

Shui Xinghua said faintly: "Are you still coming back?"

Yue sighed curiously: "Maybe I can't be!"

Shui Xinghua thought for a while and said, "That'...... We will not send you away. ”

"Don't send it?" Yue was curious and cried with a sad face, "Eldest sister, don't be like this, the yard is so big, I don't know the way!"