Chapter 21: Salted Fish Plans to Turn Over

Sand gulls fly and gather, and brocade scales swim.

Fishing songs answer each other, what a pleasure.

While the fishermen went out to sea to fish, Satan walked away the clothes of a fisherman's house by the river, exuding a strong smell of seafood.

Expulsion from 9527 is dismissal for Puke and relief for Satan.

It is impossible to enter a formal scientific research institution, as long as you are blacklisted, it is impossible to get out in this life.

The only way out is also a way out, to take refuge in black-hearted entrepreneurs and make a comeback.

Penniless, hungry, and desperate, this situation stimulates the instinct to survive: stealing.

Satan kept stealing, stealing what he wore and then stealing what he ate, and the dried salted fish strung on the wire was torn off by him one after another, and he stretched his mouth more than a puffer fish bulge, and he didn't spit out the thorns, and swallowed them directly.

Uh~ choked.

There is a tank in front of the door, the tank is filled with water, the water floats the scoop, and the dog is tied next to it.

Woof!

Fighting dogs is a lot of fun.

Satan's eyes widened, he roared, and picked up his harpoon and poked it at the stomach of the big wolfdog.

The wolfdog was pregnant, and it was more wild, and when it wrestled backwards, its three holes were bleeding, and the fork only aroused its desire to fight.

Satan has long seen everything, he has studied animal habits for many years, and he knows dogs in particular.

The first strike is stronger, and before the wolf dog attacked, Satan made up a few more holes for him, inserted it deeper, picked it directly in the air, and smashed it the edge of the water tank, and the dog baby and intestines flowed all over the ground.

The wolfdog lay on the ground and twitched, dying, and stretched out its weak tongue to lick the fetus that flowed out of its womb, but Satan gave it several forks one after another.

Killing the dog for water, Satan simply disposed of the dog's corpse, defured and skinned, and dug out the heart and lungs.

The whole process takes less than two minutes, and Satan's dissection technique is top-notch.

The fisherman's fishing boat was covered with snakeskin bags sprinkled with small dried whitebait.

Satan looked around, picked one up, threw it in his mouth, chewed it, and quickly grabbed a few more and put it in his pants.

Eventually, Satan put the dog, which was just as bare as he was, into a snakeskin pouch and took a folding fishing rod as he went.

Strap on your back and find a place for Babi Q.

Satan came to the hole under the Koto Bridge and spread out his snakeskin bag as a mat.

The river breeze blows and the bonfire is raised.

After eating roast dog meat, Satan's hands were stained with oil and wiped it on his clothes.

No, there are surprises, there is money in the pocket of clothes.

Several five- and ten-dollar bills crumpled together, and two fifty-dollar tickets, which Satan carefully unfolded, for a total of about a hundred.

"God help me!"

After pretending for so long, Satan opened his mouth to speak Chinese.

The next day, Satan finished eating a leg of dog meat and spent a dollar to buy a copy of the "Jiangdong News".

Sitting on the bus, Satan wears a peaked cap and spreads out the newspaper to block half of his body, pretending that Sven is reading carefully.

When I arrived at the platform, a fashionably dressed lady came up, with short hair and high heels, and a palm-sized bag on her shoulder.

Satan pressed the brim of his hat, put away the newspaper, got out of the car, and passed by the lady.

As he walked down the road, Satan looked back at the car and smiled.

"Ah, my X, the old lady obviously put it in her bag!" the lady rummaged all over her body, full of expletives and panicked.

After stealing the phone, Satan quickly cracked the phone password.

"Heh, iPhone x? It looks like I'm going back to take over Apple, one generation is not as good as the next!"

Satan changed the phone program so that others could not locate it.

The small advertisements on the telephone poles have attracted Satan's attention: all kinds of documents, good quality and low price, the first choice for spies, the first in the industry, do not disturb if you are not sincere, if you are interested, call the hotline xxx.

I've been down there for a long time, Satan has never seen business and can do this, so it's better to try.

"Hello, get a certificate. ”

"I'm sorry, you made a mistake and found the wrong person. ”

"Mr. Wang?make the certificate, apply for the certificate, is you!"

"Ao~ I didn't wake up just now, why are you still dragging foreign texts. What price do you want? ”

"For example?"

"For example, if you are a king, you can get a 20% discount, 75% for diamonds and 70% off for platinum. You see, which one fits. ”

"What?, diamonds, no!"

"What's the matter, haven't you ever played Jiangdong Glory? That's okay, how wide is your face, our certificate is calculated according to the width of your face, fifty yuan per centimeter. If you have a wide face, it may be more expensive, so I suggest you get a membership card. ”

"Shit!place, Koto Bridge. time, eight o'clock in the evening. ”

"OK, OK, brother, wait for me to send you a WeChat number, you add it, send a selfie, and I'll help you do it right away." ”

“OK!”

"Is there anything else you need?"

"Bom!gun!"

"Shhhh I haven't posted this advertisement yet, how do you know, this is the secondary industry I just prepared to open up. ”

"Guns, yes?"

"Of what, of course, how to say it in English, Ao yes, of~coffee!"

“Son of bitch!Are you kidding me?”

"Yes, I'll bring it to you tonight, it's definitely no problem to beat a chicken, the price is there, hey, is it still there?"

"Toot ......"

At eight o'clock in the evening, trading began.

Three obscene scumbags, two fat and one thin, carrying black plastic bags, stood in the hole of the bridge.

Satan wears a cap and sits on the edge of the bridge, fishing with a hook, leisurely.

"The goods were brought to you, this is the ID card, this is the gun. ”

"Shh~wait!"

Satan quieted them, lifted the rod sharply, and caught a big perch.

"Hey, brother, don't pretend to be 3, and pretend to be Tamayang 3. On such a hot day, how many brothers came to see you fishing?"

"I want to inspect the goods!"

"Big brother, you can't give it to him. A fat man hurriedly stopped.

"What are you afraid of, he can the three of us?" the thin man handed the thing over.

Satan took over and immediately pointed his gun at them.

"What's that, do you want to do it?"

"Hahaha, look at the bullet in the gun, silly 3!" the thin man leaned back with a smile.

"Big big, big brother, there is~ Didn't you tell me to get ready, I filled all the bullets ......"

"You idiot, you know how to eat all day long, brain, kill us......"

Three lewd men, standing in the bridge hole, trembling in the face of the whistling river wind.

"Turn around!"

"Don't, don't shoot!"

"Don't shoot, yes, do you have a mobile phone card?"

Inexplicably, did you run into a neurotic today.

"Hurry up, is there?"

"Yes, yes, there is a new card that was only sent by Mobile today, it hasn't been opened yet, not a single phone call has been made, there are 100 phone bills in it, grandpa, do you want it?"

"Yes!"

This phone is looking for you to be stolen back by Satan, and one phone call after another, Satan's brain is about to be blown up.

Satan tried to make up a program to refuse to accept the call, and it didn't work for half a day.

Simply change the card, I was going to find a way to get a new one, but coincidentally, now there is a ready-made one.

After changing the mobile phone card, Satan turned his face again and did not recognize anyone.

"Jump, jump!"

The thin man stared at the two fat men, his eyes full of writing for them to jump first.

"You jump, we jump!" the two fat men shook their heads and said in unison.

"You jump, I look!" the thin man looked down at the river, his legs limp, and his voice trembled.

“3,2......”

"Be brothers in the next life!"

The thin man didn't say a word, and jumped down.

"Don't be a brother in the next life, I want to be your father!" a fat man jumped down.

"Grandpa, is there really no room for negotiation, if you think about it again, there are still shortcomings and drugs or something, I'll go back and get it for you?"

"No!" Satan put a gun to the back of his head, threatening to pull the trigger at any moment.

"Grandchildren, I'm here, I'm going to be your grandfather in the next life!"

Poof!

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Satan wants to use his mobile phone to enter the Ebetsuru system, stop accessing, and strictly refuse to go out.

Only the computer logs in first, and then the computer authorizes the phone, so that the phone can enter.

This is where ID cards come in handy.

When Satan comes to a black Internet café called "Aliba Bar", he doesn't need to swipe his ID card, he just needs to look at it and go through the form.

He pressed his cap very low, added a layer of masks, and wore a pair of leather gloves.

"Your name is Twist Vine?" the webmaster glanced at Satan's bald head.

Satan smiled and nodded, pulling out five dollars.

"Two hours, machine 54. ”

When Satan designed the Ebetsuru system, he deliberately left a loophole, which is equivalent to leaving a backdoor for himself.

At that time, this loophole was originally prepared for emergency purposes, and as soon as it succeeded, Satan was kicked out by Puke.

Now Satan has the code to open the loophole, which is the key to the back door.

Satan's fingers galloped across the keyboard, and the sound of a rattle was faster than a horse's hooves.

“OK!”

"Welcome to the Ebetsu Crane System!"

Satan privately opened a small account for himself and registered an account for an isotope tracker, which cannot be destroyed by others without his own authorization.

At that time, he deliberately provoked Puke, firstly, to delay his "transportation plan", and secondly, to get out of 9527 without leaving a trace.

The so-called "transportation plan", with which Park once passed by.

One day, Satan was surprised to find a mosquito in 9527, so he adopted it as a pet and accompanied him for countless lonely nights.

From the day he knew that Xiang Xiaoyu was a double life body, he was planning how to send α + β blood samples.

It's impossible to be above board, and anyone who enters 9527 will never be able to take anything out there, even as small as bacteria.

During the time when Park Kedang stepped into the elevator he authorized, the Jiang Beihe system would occupy the monitoring of the elevator.

At this time, Satan released the mosquito that had sucked Xiang Xiaoyu's stiff blood, and flew out in the elevator with Pu Ke.

"Positioning!"

Satan found the mosquito in Lingjiang Village.

He reapplied for a trumpet and transferred the isotope number to the trumpet.

When he typed in the trumpet again, he found that it had been logged out, and he smiled at the corner of his mouth, "I'm still one step faster, Pu Ke!"

After the computer was authorized, Satan logged in to the small account with his mobile phone, followed the display of the location, and came to Lingjiang Village.

In the dead of night, Satan quietly entered the village.

"It's supposed to be here, yes!"

Satan stands under an old locust tree, and the isotope signal is displayed within three meters.

"Is it in a tree?"

Satan climbs the tree, and the signal grows stronger.

When climbing to a fist-sized hole in the trunk of a tree, the mobile phone prompts you to reach the designated target.

"Here?"

Satan turns on his phone's flashlight and shines it into the cave.

“Oh!Fuck!”

A mosquito the size of a bat hides in a hole, and its mouth as long as a milk tea tube is inserted into the tree, sucking the juice.

After a while, there were nearly 100 more signal sources on the phone.

"Spawning?Isotope Inheritance?Amazing!"

Satan pulls out the glass and covers the mosquitoes.

This old locust tree is very familiar, and the thatched house next to the tree is even more familiar.