"There must be something hidden in this matter. Hanko peeled a banana.

"Brother Yu, what do you think?"

"There must be something strange about this ghost!"

"Hanko, you can tell me. ”

"Tamar's, must have stolen my socks!"

"Just set him on fire. Huo Yi touched the bullet, and he looked vicious.

The little ghost trembled violently, and the phosphor on his body kept sprinkling.

"After it was burned, it was mixed with cement and coated into the wall. ”

"You perverts!"

The imp got into the coffin and hid.

"It's too simple, it's not ruthless enough. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu shook his head.

"Brother Yu is a little ruthless. ”

"Doesn't Hanko like to eat fried bananas, we can have a fried ghost. ”

"First put him in a jar full of white vinegar and soak him for half an hour, and then there was a pattern on the side of the jar. ”

"Add some peppercorns, sprinkle some sesame oil, dip some sesame paste, the oil burns with a loud sound, throw it in, swish, fragrant. Huo Ill kept sniffing, and his face was rippling.

"Wrap two golden bananas, and burn them with your mouth, tsk, tsk, delicious! Let's start now, I can't wait, the second fried imp in the world." As she spoke, Hanko poured oil into the tank.

"Scared, the second, the first one......" The little ghost quietly opened a crack in the coffin, just revealing one eye, staring at this group of ghost-eating monsters in horror, and vomited a few times in his heart.

Xiang Xiaoyu glanced at him and said casually: "Yes, it's him, and it's also on the mahjong table," knocking on his head, "How many tubes are coming, six or seven? Forget it, it doesn't matter, it's all in my stomach, who knows." ”

"Ahh......h

The little ghost let out a miserable cry and jumped out of the coffin and rode on Xiang Xiaoyu's head.

"If I kill you, I dare to eat my uncle, even if I die, I ...... die"

The little ghost was just about to insert his green claw into Xiang Xiaoyu's temple, and Huo Yi immediately stuffed a stinky sock into his mouth.

"Ahh......h Poison ......"

The imp fainted, and Hanko used more than a dozen pairs of socks to tie them together and tied a dead button on the imp.

"If you still pretend to be dead, if you don't get up again, I'll blow you up now!"

"Grandpa spare your life, beg grandpa to spare your life, someone instructed me to do this!"

"Who? don't say, I'll tell you to put a bush in my belly!"

"I told you not to leak it, or I'll be worse than being bombed. The little ghost stopped talking, his eyes rolled, and he rubbed his hands as if helplessly, and bent over.

"Speak quickly!"

"It's Liu ...... It's Zhao Bei, he said, he said that as long as I came to spy on Xiang Xiaoyu, he would let my Uncle Wuguan go, but, but, he lied to me, Uncle Wuguan was not in his hands at all, he, he, was blown up by you!"

"Zhao Bei, it's Zhao Bei again, what is he spying on me?" Xiang Xiaoyu felt a little messy, what happened recently seemed to have something to do with Zhao Bei.

"He said, you're, you're a zombie. Since the last time you came back from the Imperial Tomb, I have slipped into your dormitory, and he has asked me to report on your words and deeds. The imp shrunk his head.

"No, why didn't Sister Hua see you last time she came in?"

"That woman? I guessed right, I smelled zombies from a long distance. Luckily, I was clever, and when she entered the door, you lost her socks, which diverted her attention, so I took advantage of it and stayed behind her. ”

Speaking of which, Xiang Xiaoyu believed the words of the little ghost a little, after all, Hanzi would have seen footprints.

"Now you have two choices: first, let you go back now, provided that you can survive our frying level, even if you go back, Zhao Bei will definitely know that you have been exposed, not to mention your uncle, your ghost life ......"

"I'll take the second path. ”

"This second way, follow us, maybe you can rescue your uncle one day!"

The little ghost thought for a while, weighing left and right, and his eyes kept rolling.

"As long as you don't fry me, I'm willing~"

In this way, they became "good friends".

......

......

Amber phoenix eggs, five-colored lotus, these two things have been studied by 9527 personnel until now, and there is no sign of it.

No matter what the rays, it is difficult to peek into the contents of the phoenix egg.

The extract of the five-colored lotus is very special, and it is impossible to explain the mystery with existing knowledge.

In distress, Satan concocted an invention: the isotope tracker.

As the name suggests, with isotope labeling, the ends of the earth can be tracked and located.

Satan uses the Ebetsuru system to create a portal where users can register an account and fill in the isotope number of the relevant application, so that the location of the marked thing can be obtained anytime and anywhere.

This also depends on the support of the "Guanyin" satellite in the sky.

Park Ke was very excited to learn that the five-year Global Science and Technology Forum will be held at Koto University, and he can take this opportunity to show the world the results of his scientific research.

Jingle bells, jingle bells.

Say. ”

"Satan wants to talk to you. ”

"That yellow-haired man, what's the matter with him?"

"You might as well come down, he's very emotionally unstable, and he's already injured several scientists. ”

Pu Ke called Hua Haixin and immediately came to 9527.

Satan sat on a stool at the door of 9527, crossed his legs, smoking a cigarette.

"Haixin, I'll help me translate it later. ”

"Hmm. ”

Oak wants to shake Satan's hand, and Satan doesn't look at him.

"Hey, bad old man, I've been waiting for you for a long time. ”

"Did he say that?"

Hearing Hua Haixin's translation, Park Ke looked at her in surprise.

"Well, I'm being tactful, I've already given you a mosaic if it's not clean. ”

Pu Ke's demeanor is particularly good, and in order to resolve the embarrassment, an old K is conjured from the palm of his hand.

"Hello Professor Satan, give you a trick, this old K is for you. ”

The doorman was a little excited to see Lao K.

Satan didn't reach out to take it, but leaned his mouth directly over and lit the old K with a cigarette.

The doorman's face was solemn.

“Don't move！”

"What do you mean?"

He ...... Tell you not to move. ”

At this time, if Pu Ke lets go, then Satan will completely look down on him, and he can't be ashamed.

The flame is fast and the temperature is high.

Pu Ke's expression of patience was hidden behind the mask.

Coax!

The flame turns into a rose.

“Oh Interesting，rose，I love it.”

"Is this mes, for you!"

I thought Satan had made enough trouble, but I didn't expect him to spit on the flowers and put them under his feet to trample on them.

The strong man took out an electric baton, ready to give Satan some stimulation, and retreated at Puke's signal.

"What's the matter, just say it. If you can do it, you can do it, if you can't do it, get out!"

"It's not that it's a notice. Lao Tzu will give a speech at this year's Science and Technology Forum to announce my research results to the world, and I will apply for the Nobel Prize. ”

Puk let out a sneer.

"I'm sorry, but the isotope tracker is a second-class research that can't win the Nobel Prize. Simply put, garbage, you're not qualified enough. ”

Satan's hand holding the cigarette stopped in mid-air, confident.

“NO，Double Lives！”

"Double ...... Life...... Body ......"

Hua Hai's heart was full of thoughts, and he wished that he had translated it wrong.

These three words made Puke's heart chaotic, and various lyrics kept popping up in his head, none of which could describe his emotions.

“Money，OK！Rose，shit！”

Satan wants to be famous and profitable, and he does not want to continue to hide in this underground place where no one knows about it, and he despises all the people buried in science in 9527.

“You are fired！”

This sentence in English, Park Ke said it very standardly, and it was the most confident foreign sentence he had ever made.

“What？”

Satan flew into a rage, pushed Puke, and tried to burn him with a cigarette butt.

Oak slowly dodged sideways, snatched the cigarette butt, broke Satan's mouth and threw it in.

Satan swallowed subconsciously.

"Whew~"

Satan clutched his neck, coughed vigorously, and spat out cigarette butts, carrying a viscous liquid and steaming hot.

"Old K, I'll leave it to you!"

The strong man who guarded the door, named Old K.

Puk turned away, closed his eyes, and enjoyed Satan's screams.

"The old way, deal with it. ”

Hua Haixin nodded, looked at Satan and shook his head.

"Alas, naïve~"

Puk boarded the elevator and returned to his office.

Buzz ~ Buzz ~ Buzz ~

"Haixin, did you hear that?"

"There's no sound. ”

"How do I feel like there are mosquitoes calling. ”

"Impossible, Jiang Beihe's system won't let this kind of thing happen, I'm sure you've been tired lately, so you need to rest more." ”

"Okay, maybe I misheard. ”

The next day, Jiangdong University issued a notice to the world: the scientist Satan, eager for quick success and quick profit, obsessed with science and unable to extricate himself, tried poison himself, went insane after taking unknown drugs, and was full of nonsense, beating many scientists to the point of serious injury. This is a great violation of the scientific code of conduct, for the sake of the school spirit, for the sake of science, for the love of life, it is now pulled into the blacklist, and it is close to providing reference for scientific research institutions around the world.

“Fuck！”

"Quick, get in!"

Old K stripped Satan naked, pushed him into the sterilized glass cover, and gave him a big cleaning.

"Don't move!"

After sterilization, a tube is inserted through Satan's mouth, which is gastric lavage.

"Sister Hua, you come to draw blood. ”

In three minutes, the blood test is complete.

"The blood is normal, not adulterated with the rest of the blood or drugs!"

"Let's take the next step!"

"That's it. ”

Satan's eyes were full of fear, and he never imagined that he would one day become like this.

Several lasers roam Satan's naked body.

"Body hair is cleared. ”

A large white radish was lying on the bed, with a look of despair in his eyes.

"The last step, the bone marrow is pumped. ”

“Oh，ON！”

Steel needle piercing bones.

"Normal!"

After many checks to make sure that Satan didn't take half of 9527's belongings, Hua Haixin put him in a black vacuum bag and sent him out, and threw him on the beach by the river.

I have studied countless packages, but I didn't expect to become one of the packages in the end, and Satan is desperate in his heart.

A couple of children, playing on the beach, inadvertently opened the black bag.

"What is this?"

"Aliens?"

Satan suddenly crawled out of the bag, completely white.

"Pervert, run!"

The children scattered.

Facing the sea, spring flowers are blooming.

Satan raised his arms and shouted in the wind.

“Double Lives！I 'm coming！”