The monster escaped death and picked up a life, and couldn't help but hate and fear: "It's just a little bit, it's a little bit." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info If that Sun Monkey came back half a step late, he would definitely be able to trick those two fools into eating the ecstasy. As for that Tang monk, he has no power to restrain the chicken, even if he doesn't follow my Dao, he can be caught. ”

She saw that the good Tang monk meat was in front of her, and she was unwilling, thinking about how to try again.

Here, Xuanzang ate the meal and said: "Wukong, the rice has been eaten, I want to eat some fruit now, you go and pick some apples or oranges for me." ”

Wukong said: "Master, eating fruit after meals is a very unscientific eating habit, and it has to be changed. ”

Xuanzang said: "Nonsense! Now we will eat, and after the staple food, we will serve a fruit bowl from time to time." Both oranges and apples are good for digestion, how can you say it's a bad habit?"

Wukong said: "Who said that eating fruit after a meal is good for digestion? That's pseudoscience!"

Xuanzang complained: "Okay, you grandson monkey, I think you were pressed by the Buddha under the Two Realms Mountain back then, or I saved your life with compassion." Now I just told you to pick a few fruits, but you refused to go!Oh my God, what a sin I have done to accept such an unfilial apprentice as you!5555......"

Wukong said: "Come on, come on, don't be so crooked, okay, I'll just go." ”

After speaking, he raised his head and flew to look for fruit. flew into the distance, but used a stealth method, sneaked back, and lurked nearby.

The skeleton monster saw that Wukong was gone, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: "This Tang monk is so cooperative, God really helps me." It seems that if I don't eat his meat, even God won't let me, hahahaha. ”

Thinking of this, this monster turned into an old woman who had reached the age of eighty, holding a bent bamboo cane in her hand, and walked towards Xuanzang's master and apprentice.

When Bajie saw it, he was shocked and said, "Master, it's not good! The woman's mother is looking for someone!"

Xuanzang looked at it carefully and asked, "Bajie, this old woman is so old, how can she be that woman's mother? ”

Bajie said: "This is called Lao Beng Huaizhu!"

Xuanzang said: "Oh, there is still such a saying!" Although he said this, he was very disapproving.

The old woman approached and asked Xuanzang, "Elder, have you ever seen my daughter pass by?" She brought jars and bottles to bring food to my son-in-law. ”

Bajie hurriedly said: "I haven't seen it, I haven't seen it!"

The old woman suddenly saw the dead body on the side of the road, and cried out to the heavens and the earth: "My son, you died so miserably, I was struggling to survive, just waiting to hold my grandson, now what do you want me to do?"

At this moment, I heard Wukong shouting in mid-air, "Youkai, are you still going to harm my master?"

The monster was shocked, and said in his heart, why did this monkey come back so early, and my play only had a beginning!

Xuanzang hurriedly stopped Wukong: "Wukong, how did you promise me just now?

Wukong said: "Master, don't listen to her nonsense! How can it be that there is a difference of more than 60 years between mother and daughter, and she is scolding you!"

Xuanzang said: "What do you know about a rookie!

Wukong suddenly turned his head and called, "Su Buer, why are you here again!"

Xuanzang shouted loudly: "You want to coax me again, this time I will not be fooled by you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a voice came from the side: "Mr. Tang, should we continue to shoot the aphrodisiac advertisement?"

Xuanzang looked sideways, and sure enough, it was Su Buer.

He exclaimed, "Hey, Su Buer! You're here again!"

Su Buer smiled mysteriously: "I'll help Mr. Tang fight monsters." As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared.

Xuanzang was puzzled, and a miserable scream came from his ears, and the old woman was beaten to death by Wukong again!

Xuanzang was shocked: "What the hell is going on?"

Wukong laughed and said, "I can't imagine that my thousands of incarnations can not only be used to fight monsters, but also to fool Master, hahaha!"

Xuanzang was furious, bowed his head, and recited the mantra. Wukong suddenly felt a splitting headache, and suddenly fell to the ground, rolling non-stop.

Fortunately, Xuanzang only recited two true spells, and the rest was just a play. Wukong hurt once, and then felt no pain anymore.

He knew that it was Master releasing water. Well, well, this drama still has to be done enough.

Wukong's old skills were repeated, and it was another set of 8864 style ground punch techniques that made the general come out and began to roll on the ground.

After practicing a set of boxing techniques three times, Xuanzang was also tired, so he sat down and scolded: "Okay, you monkey, I have advised you again and again, but you just don't listen, now you have something to say!"

Wukong said weakly: "Master, he is a monster!"

Xuanzang said: "Until now, you are still obsessed! I am not blessed to be your master, you can go!"

Wukong said: "Master, if you are determined to drive me away, you must promise me one thing. ”

Xuanzang said: "What's the matter, you say it." ”

Bajie interjected: "Master, he wants to share the luggage with you." He has been a monk with you for a few years, and you can't be too petty. ”

Wukong burst into a rage when he heard this: "Shut up, stupid! I'm a well-known leader with territory, subordinates, and status, where can I be like you poor dick! Is it necessary for me to covet Master's little money!"

Xuanzang said: "Since you are not greedy for my possessions, why don't you go?"

Wukong said: "Master, I am also a well-known character in the Nether. Now, if you wear a hoop and go back, you really don't have the face to see people. If you want to drive me away, you can do that. I asked the master to recite a "Loose Hoop Mantra" to me, and when I stepped down from this hoop, I immediately flashed. ”

Xuanzang was shocked: "Wukong, back then, the Bodhisattva only passed on one volume of "Tight Hoop Mantra" to me, and did not pass on any "Loose Hoop Mantra". ”

Wukong smiled: "Isn't this the end! You don't want to think about it, why didn't the Bodhisattva pass on your "Loose Hoop Mantra"?"

Xuanzang said: "Yes, why?"

Wukong said: "Because the Buddha has planned it a long time ago, I am determined to be your apprentice." If I don't have the opportunity to be your apprentice, the Bodhisattva will definitely pass you a volume of "Loose Hoop Mantra" in advance. ”

Xuanzang said: "Hey, what you said is quite reasonable! But even a bodhisattva, I'm afraid he won't tolerate you killing innocent mortals casually!"

Wukong said: "But I'm fighting monsters." ”

Xuanzang said: "Why is this topic coming back again! Bajie, is Wukong fighting monsters?"

Bajie said: "I can't see it, I don't dare to say it casually." ”

Xuanzang asked Wujing again: "What do you say?"

This time, Wujing was also a little shaken, and he said, "This... This one... It stands to reason that Senior Brother wouldn't be mistaken. I think that the character of the senior brother is quite secure, after all, he is also the person introduced by the Bodhisattva. ”

Wukong said: "Yes, yes, Master, even if you can't trust your disciple, you should be able to trust the Bodhisattva, right? The Bodhisattva is wise and wise, he will never introduce an unreliable apprentice to trick you, right?"

Xuanzang said: "But the problem is, if you are reliable, she will not pass on a tight hoop spell to me! Alas, this question goes around and around, and it makes me dizzy!"

Wukong said: "Since you can't be sure, I'll follow you, right?"

Xuanzang said: "Then, then I will spare you again, you can't commit murder again." ”

Wukong said: "Definitely, definitely!

Xuanzang said: "Where is my fruit bowl?"

Wukong said: "There are fruit plates, only mulberries, do you want to eat them?"

Xuanzang said: "Mulberries are full of black mouths, don't eat them!"

Wukong said, "Then continue on the road, shall we?"

Xuanzang said: "I originally planned to cross the mountain in one go, but now I am delayed by you, and I am not in the mood to hurry." ”

Wukong said: "Since Master is not in the mood to hurry, let's find a suitable place to lay the floor." ”

Xuanzang said: "It seems that it can only be like this." Wujing, go and bury the bodies of these two people, Amitabha, sins and sins. ”

Wujing got the order, buried the body, and several people found a leeward place to set up a tent.

After the tent was set up, Xuanzang said: "Bajie, Wujing, you go to the neighborhood to look for it and see if you can find the family of this mother and son." If they find it, they will quietly leave a pension. Wukong, you follow me into the tent, I have something to say. ”

Xuanzang and Wukong entered the tent again, and Bajie said: "Brother Monkey has been unlucky during this time, and he has been lectured by the master for three days, so I can't be too arrogant." ”

Wujing said: "Second senior brother, you just say a word." Some time ago, when you were taught by the Bodhisattva, the senior brother did not fall into the well. ”

Bajie said: "Who said no! During that time, he hurt me enough, didn't you hear? Now his retribution has come!"

Wujing was speechless, and changed the topic and said, "What Master told us hasn't been done yet, let's hurry up and find it." ”

So the two of them went their separate ways and went off into the distance.