Chapter 19: The Nine Cylinders

"Hello everyone, I'm reporter Wei Shengjing! The 'Black Seven Minutes' incident has caused a lot of uproar, and we have come to Nanshan Cemetery to find out. ”

"Hey, hello old man, I'm reporter Wei Shengjing, can you tell us more about what happened last night?"

"What's your name?"

"I'm Wei Shengjing, a reporter from Jiangdong TV, and we want to learn about the collective coffin knocking incident in Nanshan Cemetery through you. ”

"Be louder, I can't hear clearly, what's your name?"

"My name is Wei Shengjing!"

"Oh~ I don't sell it here, I want to buy it in the supermarket!"

"I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but the person concerned may be a little panicked and a little confused in his thinking. ”

"You don't need to be afraid, you can tell us anything, and we will do our best to help you!"

"Ah~ Don't be ashamed, you can buy it in the supermarket, but it is not sold here, and you can't use that thing in the underworld!"

Last night, the old longtooth escaped on a motorcycle, encountered a group of wild cats on the way, accidentally planted his head, suffered a heavy brain injury, no wounds, intracranial bruising, resulting in delirium.

In the shot, it can be seen that the old tooth is demented, looking at people with squinted eyes, revealing two big black and yellow teeth, and his face is full of cat scratch marks.

"Well, can you tell me about the wound on your face last night?"

"I don't need hand cream on my face, I don't expect to please my daughter-in-law, I'm used to having potholes on my face, no need!"

"Okay, here's the break, come back right after the ad!"

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"Xiao Yu, see it, your ascension brought a lot of movement last night!"

"Well, I didn't expect to be on TV!"

"Brother Yu is a god descending from heaven, he can bring people back to life for seven minutes!"

Huo Yi touched the bullet.

"Alas, it's a pity that I didn't go to Nanshan Cemetery to see my parents for seven minutes. ”

The crowd was silent, only the TV chattered.

"However, they must have had a good chat with each other, and I guess my mom must have scolded my dad again!"

Xiang Xiaoyu smiled like that, which made everyone feel distressed.

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......

"Is it still coffee?"

"Well, less sugar this time!"

"Do you want music?"

"No, I want to be quiet. ”

Pu Ke poured a cup of hot coffee for Hua Haixin.

"I know what you're worried about, Hongxia last night was beautiful!"

"Aren't you worried? In the past, Xiao Yu was an ordinary person and felt relaxed, but after the ascension, my heart just couldn't relax, and I always felt that something was going to happen. ”

"From the moment she attacked our zombie clan, my heart has not been relieved. Zombie Emperor, I watched him grow up, and watching him take risks makes my heart worse than a knife stroke. Creation makes people, this child is destined to take on the task of rescuing the zombie clan. ”

"They haven't done anything yet, and the quieter they are, the more worried I am. ”

"What they are best at is sneak attacks, and they were defeated on this back then, and I still can't guess the other party's mind. ”

"The other party, it shouldn't be Zhao Bei, that person walks lightly. ”

"He, I secretly saw the last meeting of the guilty pleas, it is just a decoration, and the real master is still to come. ”

"Who's that?"

"Alas, I don't know yet, the strength of the other party is immeasurable, maybe our current conversation is being eavesdropped by him. ”

"Impossible, the Jiang Beihe system is absolutely reliable!"

"Haixin, there are people outside this person, there is a river outside the river, you have to think one more step in everything. ”

"As long as it's strong enough, you don't need to think about it so much. ”

"Okay, don't say much, the strength of that Xiang Xiaoyu will be handed over to you, who is a sister!"

"Don't worry, you won't be worse than you, the emperor. ”

"Also, handle your personal feelings well, I heard that a teacher from a certain history department is very close to you, so you should be careful, don't be fooled. ”

"Okay...... I know. ”

Hua Haixin lowered her head. Drink coffee non-stop.

"If Xiang Xiaoyu makes a mistake, he must be severely punished. The mistakes he made when he came to the world as Qin Shi Huang cannot be washed away, and this kind of mistake cannot be made a second time!"

"Hmm. ”

"I don't want the school to come forward to explain this 'black seven minutes', if you don't do anything that has no silver here, human beings can't change their lively nature, but they can't overcome the inertia of indifference. In less than three days, no one will remember!"

"Hmm. ”

"By the way, cover the entire dormitory building where Xiang Xiaoyu lives with the Jiang Beihe system. The rest is nothing, I'll look for you next time I have something, I've been busy lately. ”

"Okay, goodbye, Principal Park. ”

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As soon as Xiang Xiaoyu stepped into the dormitory, he felt something strange, full of children's footprints.

"You ...... Did you see anything?"

"I saw Hanzi's stinky socks, what's wrong, it's smoked to your eyes. ”

"No, I mean that kind of thing. ”

"What...... Won't it......"

"Dirty?"

Genghis was so frightened that he jumped up and hugged Huo Yuan's body, his legs clasped around his waist.

"What are you afraid of, it almost caused me to flash to my waist!"

"Seriously, you have a lot of children's footprints under your feet. ”

Huo Yi hugged Genghis Han and jumped onto the bed at once.

Bang, Genghis Han's head hit the eaves of the bed.

"Hey, hey, you're going to kill me!"

Huo Ill just helped him rub it and blew it.

"You two don't move, on the bed, on the quilt, it's all ......"

Genghis Han was so frightened that he jumped up again, and he broke three of the planks on the top bunk.

"Hanzi, don't take such revenge, you broke my bed, where do I sleep at night?"

Huo pretended to be calm and rational, and dusted off the sheets.

"You really can't see it?"

"Brother Yu, don't scare us, let's talk about Hanzi's pee!"

"Wait, I'm going to go to the bathroom. ”

Genghis immediately rushed into the bathroom.

"Did you see it, what kind of scared you are!"

Ten seconds, Genghis Han immediately rushed out again.

"Let me tell you something, I lost my socks last time, and I haven't found them yet. ”

"You won't suspect that we stole it, it stinks, I don't want to wear it. Huo Yi touched the bullet, and his eyes widened.

"I haven't finished speaking, when I was about to leave, I locked the door and saw footprints, all over the house, I thought it was a hallucination, but I didn't expect ......"

At this moment, the atmosphere became extremely strange.

"What do you mean, that thing stole your socks......"

"And touched my ankle ring......"

"Ah, don't come here, you've been touched by a ghost!"

Huo Yi and Genghis Han ran around Xiang Xiaoyu, screaming worse than killing pigs.

"Stop!"

Xiang Xiaoyu grabbed one person in each of his left and right hands, snapped, and someone gave him a slap.

"Brother Yu, you hit me!"

"No, I'm holding you in my hand...... Then did you hit me~"

"No ......"

Smack!

Each of the three was beaten.

Xiang Xiaoyu just saw footprints all over the ground, but he didn't know where this dirty thing was hiding.

"Are we still staying here tonight?"

"Why don't you stop, he should go!"

"Then I'll sleep with Brother Yu!"

Genghis Han tugged on Xiang Xiaoyu's arm, revealing sincere eyes.

"No, I can't stand the smell of your feet. ”

"I'll give you all these bananas!"

"It's a stinky banana, don't!"

"Sleep with me. ”

Huo's image suddenly became taller.

"As long as you don't dislike my smelly feet!"

"Sick seedling, you didn't take the wrong medicine today, you're really good. ”

"Well, it's okay, when it's my turn to clean the toilet, you just do it all. ”

"No problem guaranteed!"

"Brother, have fun!"

Xiang Xiaoyu whispered in Genghis Han's ear, and let Huo Yi sing loudly on the side.

"Little ghost, listen, grandpa, I have athlete's foot, be careful when wearing my socks, I have a new pair of reluctant to wear, whether you want it or not, it will be placed on the outside hanger for you." ”

"Our brothers have athlete's foot, don't think about our socks, if you want a new one, take it away tonight!"

In the dead of night, the three people who had planned to stay up all night couldn't help but fall asleep.

Huo got up to go to the toilet in a daze, and just opened his eyes, but he was frightened.

A pair of glow-in-the-dark socks were on Xiang Xiaoyu's body, stepping on the beat of dancing, walking back and forth.

The three brothers tied threads to each other's hands, and pulled them whenever there was a situation.

Huo Yi immediately pulled Xiang Xiaoyu's root, and woke up Genghis Han.

Xiang Xiaoyu felt his fingers beckoning, and instead of opening his eyes immediately, he continued to pretend to sleep.

He felt a tightness in his chest and couldn't breathe, it must be the imp who was making trouble.

He pulled the thread three more times, meaning to let Huo start to implement Plan A.

Huo Yi quietly picked up the glossy basin on the bed, and with a vigorous splash, a glowing ribbon flew out.

Xiang Xiaoyu was poured all over the ground, and immediately opened his eyes and jumped out of the coffin.

A luminous figure more than a meter tall jumped around in the coffin.

"Okay, you, the ghost press is on my head. ”

Poof!

Xiang Xiaoyu closed the lid of the coffin and locked the little ghost inside.

"You hide fast during the day, I can't see you clearly, and the glow-in-the-dark powder can't cure you at night?

The imp kept banging on the coffin, grunting his throat.

"Please let me go, I'm a wandering ghost, I was forced to come here in desperation, please let me go!"

Hearing the little ghost's crying, Xiang Xiaoyu softened a little.

"Brother Yu, what are you going to do, you won't let him go, right?"

"It's okay, he has phosphor on him, he can't run away!"

"That's true, just asked him if he hid my black socks, which were my favorite pair. ”

Lifting the lid of the coffin, the little ghost had just shown his head, and Huo Zhi brought him a pot of luminous powder.

"Hmph, you guys bullied me a little ghost, what kind of good guys, it's really hateful. ”

"Damn, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, did you press me every time I slept?"

"I ...... No! Grandpa was wronged, really not. ”

"Wronged you fart, you can lie at a young age, so why can't I breathe every time I sleep!"

"I'm just borrowing your coffin to sleep, Pingshui is a guest, don't stay too much. Besides, don't look at me as young, I died early, and I'm over eighty this year. ”

"I'm going to talk back, believe it or not, I'll burn you!" Huo Zhi's temper came up.

"Don't worry, look at his pitiful, wait until I ask about my socks before I do it. Genghis saw that the situation was not right, and immediately interceded for the little ghost.

"Grandpa, spare your life, your socks are too ...... I threw him ......"

"Throw it away, Made, the sick seedlings are on fire!"

"You can't kill me, I have a secret!"

"What's the secret?"

"I wonder if you've ever played mahjong?"

"What!"

"Everything about me is mahjong, and you'll remember my name: Nine Cylinders!"