Chapter 47: Departure Today
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Chapter 47 Departure Begins Today
The owner of the village said: "Mr. Yue, tonight is the day of my great joy with your wife, if you don't want to die, don't stir up the situation!"
Yue curiously shook his head, sighed, and said, "It seems that I can only accept my fate!"
The owner of the village smiled slightly: "You are a smart person. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
Yue was curious and said, "However, I am not reconciled!"
The owner of the village frowned: "Damn!"
Yue curiously clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and said, "I want to resist!"
The owner of the village raised his hand and slapped him, saying, "Resist your mother!"
Yue touched his cheeks curiously, and suddenly sighed: "Now that it's over, I don't want to hide it anymore!"
The owner of the village was stunned: "Do you still have a secret?"
Yue said curiously: "Actually, I'm catching fast. The owner of the village frowned and said, "Actually, are you catching fast?"
Yue said curiously: "Wrong, I'm a head catcher." ā
The owner of the village said: "Wrong? Are you catching heads?"
Yue said curiously: "I am the head of the Hangzhou Mansion, and I directly obey the orders of the prefect. The owner of the village said: "You are the big catcher of Hangzhou Mansion, and you ...... directly"
"Shut up, you idiot!" Yue exclaimed curiously, "Can you not keep repeating my words?"
The owner of the village groaned: "What you said is true?"
Yue said curiously: "It's true. Look, I still have pennants!" he said, pulling out a pennant the size of a palm. The flag is embroidered with five big characters of "38 Assaulter".
"Wrong, it's not this one!" Yue curiously took out another pennant, and the four big characters of "Women Heroes" were waved in the wind. He was embarrassed, "You don't need to look at the pennant." If you have time, I'll take you to Hangzhou. Take a look at the West Lake, take a look at the Leifeng Pagoda, take a look at the ......"
The owner of the village said: "Don't look at it. ā
Yue said curiously: "The scenery there is good, you can take a look." ā
The owner of the village said: "I know. ā
Yue said curiously: "Do you really know?" The owner of the village nodded: "Your Excellency is the head of Hangzhou Mansion, and the name is like thunder!"
Yue smiled curiously: "Each other, what is your surname?"
The owner of the village said: "Don't be surnamed Gou." ā
Yue was curious and frowned, suddenly looked very excited, and had a tone of overjoy, took two steps, held the big rough hands of the owner of the village, and said happily: "You are Lao Gou, great!"
The owner of the village said: "Exactly." ā
Yue was curious and suddenly became as if he didn't know the owner of the village, and hugged his fists and said, "Look up for a long time." The owner of the village also became as if he had just met Yue and was curious, and arched his hand and said, "Fortunately, I will be happy." Your Excellency has been visiting all night, I don't know what you are doing?"
Yue Qian suddenly changed his face, his face was serious, and he said, "I came to investigate a case on the order of the prefect, and I hope that Mr. Gou can fully cooperate." ā
Lao Gou frowned and said, "Could it be ...... You're going to put me on file for investigation?"
Yue shook his head curiously: "Qiao Bingqiu." ā
Lao Gou was stunned: "Lord Qiaobao, what did he do?"
"According to an informant, he has repeatedly evaded taxes and married his wife more frequently, which is the crime of bigamy! He is simply lawless, and he is unbearable!"
Lao Gou said: "You want to arrest him?"
Yue was curious and hurriedly said, "No!"
Lao Gou said: "I understand, isn't the time yet ripe?"
Yue said curiously: "No, Old Qiao has done a lot of evil, I not only want to bring him to justice, but also raid his home!"
Lao Gou was stunned: "Is it so serious? I heard that his family is very wide and wealthy, and there are a lot of steamed buns!"
Yue said curiously: "There are two miles of silver, both for you." ā
Lao Gou said: "Do you have my share too?" Yue smiled curiously: "It's all for you!" Lao Gou was stunned, hugged his fists and said, "Thank you!"
Yue said curiously: "Without further ado, our husband and wife will leave today." ā
Lao Gou's face was embarrassed, and he smacked his mouth and said, "This is indeed a serious matter." But...... I haven't married your wife yet!"
Yue Curious's face sank, and he said, "Gou Gou, don't you want silver and steamed buns?"
Lao Gou pondered for a long time, suddenly slapped his thigh, and said with a smile: "There is such a good thing, I still think about a fart, you guys go quickly, hurry up!"
"Farewell. As soon as Yue Qian turned around, he heard a miserable cry sounding beside him. He looked down and was stepping on a man's face.
He hurriedly stepped back: "Hey, goatee, what are you doing lying on the ground?"
The goatee covered his cheeks and shouted, "I just want to eavesdrop on what you have to say, who would have thought of you......"
Yue snorted curiously: "Perverted!"
The goatee frowned and said, "Is eavesdropping also considered perverted?" Yue Curious said coldly: "Old pervert!"
Goatee was stunned: "I just eavesdropped, I didn't peep, I ......" Yue said curiously: "Pervert!"
Goatee was stunned: "Even if I'm a voyeur, but Aunt Zhang hasn't taken a bath now, is this still a pervert?"
Yue roared curiously: "Perverted maniac!"
Goatee sighed and got another kick on the cheek. He looked at it and said in surprise, "Aunt Zhang, why are you kicking me?"
The old maidservant Aunt Zhang said: "I'm so old, you still peep at me taking a bath, you stink!"
Goatee shouted, "You ...... without evidence"
Aunt Zhang said coldly: "Goat, in fact, I already knew that you were a slut, when you see a beautiful woman in a miniskirt, you just stare at people's hair, you are really a slut!"
Goatee looked at Aunt Zhang's departing back, and for a while, his eyes were glazed. Yue Curious raised his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, and said, "Goatee, look at everything, there is no hurdle that cannot be passed." Hey, goatee!"
The goatee and eyes are blank, like a stone carving and wood sculpture. Yue was curious and anxious, and raised his hand to slap him loudly.
Goatee blinked his eyelids, relieved himself, and said, "I ......"
"Hey, goat, goat, goat......" Yue curiously swirled his arms and slapped the goatee's face violently as he spoke.
Goatee was also anxious: "Stop! I'm ...... Oh, don't fight, I have something to say......"
"Goatee! Oh, wake up......" Yue was curious and didn't hear it, and he couldn't stop slapping the goatee's cheek, the slap was very crisp and rhythmic--papapa, pa......
The goatee suddenly turned his head, and with a "wow", he spat out a large mouthful of blood, his cheeks were swollen and high, and his nose and eyes were crooked to one side, which was already twisted and deformed, and looked hideous and terrifying.
Yue smiled curiously: "You're finally awake, it's great!"
The goatee looked straight at him and yelled, "I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to ......kill you, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, I'
Yue was taken aback, turned his head and said, "Old Gou, the goat is crazy, he is not mentally normal, what should I do?"
Lao Gou groaned: "He doesn't usually do this!"
"Don't you believe it?" Yue Qian raised his hand and slapped him twice, quickly and loudly, "Look, he didn't react, he's stupid!"
"I want your life!" "Goatee raised his hand when he received eight unusually crisp slaps in the face. He couldn't support it anymore, his legs went limp, and he fell to his knees involuntarily, angry and anxious, and a large mouthful of blood sprayed on the ground.
Lao Gou frowned and said, "Third child, what's wrong with you?"
Goatee wanted to say it but couldn't say it, and he couldn't do anything if he wanted to kill Yue Curious. He suddenly burst into flames, vomiting blood and giggling.
"Crazy, crazy, crazy!" Yue exclaimed curiously.
Lao Gou looked confused and muttered: "A good person, how can you say that you are crazy and crazy, what is going on?"
Yue Curious groaned: "He's gone crazy, and he's going to bite people everywhere." In my opinion, let's deal with him!"
Lao Gou sighed: "So far, I can only do this!"
Suddenly, the goatee rushed over, grabbed Lao Gou's arm and shook it desperately: "Boss, boss......"
Lao Gou said impatiently: "Don't get excited, if you have something to say, say it slowly." ā
Goatee still shook his arm desperately, and hissed: "Boss, please keep your eyes open, I'm the third, I'm really ......"
Lao Gou raised his hand and slapped him in the mouth, and shouted: "I told you not to shake it, you just don't listen, should!"
Goatee looked at him blankly, "I'm the third, the eldest ......," he said, and pounced again.
Lao Gou's eyes were quick, and before he could get close, he flew up and hit him in the crotch. The goatee made an "oops" and squatted on the ground, his face all sallow.
Lao Gou sighed: "If you have something to say, I won't deal with you, why bother! Alas, you are too crazy!"
Goatee slowly stood up and said bitterly, "Boss, you must not listen to this kid!"
Lao Gou frowned and said, "Why?
"It doesn't hurt," the goatee bit his lip, sweat dripping from his forehead, "I don't hurt anymore." We heard that the Dongying warriors wanted to wash Qiaojiabao in blood, so we united with the eleven cottages to take advantage of the fire to rob them. The brothers suffered heavy losses, and the silver must have been robbed by the Dongying warriors of the dog's day, and we did not see any Hangzhou Mansion's catchers there. Don't you ......, boss."
It's too late, it's too soon. Yue Curious stepped forward a few steps, and his short body was a sweeping leg. The goatee was defenseless, and fell on all fours.