Chapter 46: The Bandit Leader
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Chapter 46 Bandit Leader
Yue was curious when he heard this, and said in amazement: "Do you like wine?"
The owner of the village smiled: "What is the steamed bun, I am happy!"
Yue was stunned: "You are a man, how can you get pregnant, it's incredible!"
The owner of the village smiled: "You want to be crooked, it's not that I'm pregnant, but I'm happy." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Yue was curious: "Isn't that what it means?"
Today is my big day, I'm pregnant, no! I'm happy, it's not right! I'm happy, it's not right! Hey, what joy do I have today?"
Goatee said: "Boss, you forgot, today is your big day!" The owner of the village said: "I know, but what is my joy?" Goatee said: "Today is your wedding day, have you forgotten?"
"Joke, how can I forget this kind of thing! It's just that I don't understand what the joy is today? Who can solve this mystery for me?!"
"The boss must have been kicked in the head by a donkey. Alas, a good person is demented when he says he is stupid, pitiful!" Goatee muttered, and added, "Today is the day you marry your wife and run errands, don't you really remember?"
The owner of the village said "oh": "Remember, remember, you said that earlier, didn't I remember earlier?"
Yue Curious frowned, "You want to get married?"
The owner of the village said: "I want to get married, I want to marry a wife, I don't have to celebrate Singles' Day this year, I finally got rid of the days of single aristocrats!"
"Congratulations, Wishing you prosperity!" Yue Curious groaned slightly, and then said, "The bride is right with you?"
"No!" said the owner of the village, "but I think she must be the daughter of some royal palace." ”
Yue was curious, "Oh", "Wangfu, the daughter of the prince's family, the relatives of the emperor's Lao'er, which palace?"
The owner of the village said: "I don't know. ”
Yue was stunned and said, "That'...... How do you know that she must be the daughter of the palace?"
The owner of the village said: "Because she is very beautiful." If you haven't seen her, you don't know what she looks like, she is a well-deserved Bai Fumei!"
Yue was curious: "Are you so sure?"
The owner of the village said: "I can't make a mistake, I believe in my vision." I have glaucoma and astigmatism. ”
Yue was taken aback: "Glaucoma? What about you...... How do you know such a woman?"
"To tell you the truth, the day before yesterday, I made an appointment with the leader of the eleventh village to attack Qiaojiabao, and I met this beautiful girl halfway. ”
Yue was curious: "It's that simple?"
The owner of the village smiled: "Of course, this is fate, that is, the legendary retribution...... It should be fate. ”
"Do her parents want her to marry here?" asked Yue curiously.
"What age is it, and I'm already free in love, do you still pay attention to the orders of my parents and the words of the matchmaker? His grandmother's, I don't believe in this evil!"
Yue was curious: "That makes sense! But is she willing to marry here?"
The owner of the village said: "I can't help her! Women like handsome men." I am recognized as a handsome guy, she is a natural beauty, and handsome guys and beauties are a natural pair. ”
Yue looked at his pockmarked face curiously, and was stunned: "You are also a handsome guy?"
The owner of the village raised his eyebrows: "I am so jade tree in the wind and graceful, it is simply the reincarnation of Pan An and the resurrection of Song Yu, can't you see it?"
Yue Curious smiled slightly: "You are so deep!"
The owner of the village blushed and shouted: "I'm handsome, don't you know? I'm cool, don't you know? I'm a splash, don't you know?"
Yue was curious and hurriedly said, "Of course I know. ”
"I'm not...... There is a saying that beautiful women love heroes since ancient times, and I can't help it!" The owner of the village smashed his mouth, and then yelled at an old maid with a wrinkled face not far away, "Go and call my wife out, let everyone see it, be quick!"
The old maidservant said, "Okay, I want to be fast!"
The owner of the village was stunned: "Do you want to be fast, what do you want to be fast?" The old maidservant said, "I don't know." The old maid was also stunned: "Who is the stupid fool? Where am I going?"
The owner of the village said coldly: "Go and invite my wife!"
The old maidservant girl was even more stunned: "You are an old bachelor, where can I go to ask you for a wife, it's really interesting!"
The owner of the village gritted his teeth violently, bit his lip out of blood, and shouted: "Bride, it's the bride!"
The old maid was stunned and grinned: "I understand." The owner of the village was furious: "I understand why are you still standing here, go quickly!" The old maid nodded: "Without further ado, I think I should go, I can't not go." But I can't ...... right now."
"Okay!" The owner of the village laughed angrily, "I obey you, I beg you, you can go now, okay?"
"Engong...... Something else?"
Yue said curiously: "I have to go." The second child is gone, and you still have to get married, this is simply a tragedy! ”
Goatee smiled and said, "Engong doesn't know, the dead person shed a little blood, just Chong Chongxi, this is good luck!"
Yue was curious and skeptical: "Really?"
Goatee said: "It's true, I wish you a lot of money, and you have more than enough every year." ”
Then the old maidservant was anxious and cried out, "Gentlemen, ladies, shall I still go?"
Goatee said coldly, "What do you say?" the old maidservant muttered, "It's better not to go." The goatee snorted coldly and drew his knife in his hand. Seeing this, the old maid sighed: "Bandits, they are simply bandits!"
Suddenly, the old maid came back, and she came back alone.
The owner of the village was stunned: "Where is the bride?" The old maidservant sighed: "It's not that I don't help, she doesn't want to come!"
"You invite her. ”
"I've begged her so much that I've almost knelt down for her, but she just won't come!"
The owner of the village smacked his lips: "You are still not sincere enough......! Tie her up to Lao Tzu!"
The old maid was stunned: "Tie up, will this be violent?" As soon as the words fell, the goatee flew over and gave her a resounding slap in the face. She covered her red and swollen cheeks and cursed in a low voice: "......Violence! I'm tied!"
After a while, the old maidservant escorted a woman in a red wedding dress who was tied up with five flowers into the cave. The woman was covered with a red hijab and couldn't see her eyes, but her figure was graceful and soft as boneless. One look at this posture is enough to make people's blood flutter.
The owner of the village walked over with a lewd smile and said with a smile: "Beauty, today is a day of great joy for the two of us, are you happy?"
The woman was silent.
The owner of the village was overjoyed: "You agreed? You really agreed? God, I'm so happy!"
The old maidservant frowned and said, "How do you know that she agreed?"
The owner of the village smiled: "You are a layman, you don't understand, because she didn't reject me, which means ......" The old maid took over the conversation: "The owner of the village, I blocked her mouth, how can she refuse!"
"Damn!" The owner of the village took out a rag from under the hijab, "Now you can speak, beauty, do you agree?"
The woman said coldly: "Even if I die, I will not marry you bandit, you are more bandit than a bandit!"
Yue smiled curiously, and said softly: "I can't see that this little girl is still a hot girl, punctual enough, I like it!" Goatee said: "You like to have a fart, she's mine!...... It's the owner of my village. ”
"Everyone come and see, this is my lady of the village!" said the owner of the village, lifting the red hijab.
Yue raised his eyes curiously and said, "Ahhh
This woman turned out to be jade-skinned.
Yue's curiosity was shocked, and he hurriedly stepped forward: "Jade Skin, is it really you?"
Jade Muscle stretched his face and said, "Yue Daxia?"
"Jade skin, I'm so excited, I feel my hormones ......"
"Yue Daxia!" Yu Xuan said angrily, "Don't be in a hurry to tinker with hormones, tinker with ...... Help me!"
"Okay. Yue Curious smiled slightly, turned around and yelled at the old maidservant, "Why are you still stunned?
The old maidservant didn't hear it, and didn't move.
Yue was curious and said angrily, "Are you deaf?
The old maid pouted: "Who do you think you are, how old are you?"
Yue Qian forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, turned around and said, "Village master, please tell her, who I am." ”
The owner of the village looked embarrassed, and said with a sad face: "You and I meet for the first time, and I don't know your details!
"Of course. Yue said curiously, "She is my wife, that is, my lover!"
"How can you do this!" Yumi's face sank, "Who is your wife, self-inflicted!"
Yue was curious and hurriedly glanced at her.
Yu Yu was stunned and said, "Mr. Yue, what's wrong with your eyes?"
Yue coughed curiously and said, "You are my wife, have you forgotten?"
"Mr. Yue, is this chick really your wife?" the owner of the village was full of doubts.
"Of course. Yue said curiously, "She is the wife I am marrying, and the meeting fee and bride price are ......."
Yu Qi suddenly shouted: "Bandit leader, don't listen to him! He lied to you, I am not!" Yue Curious said categorically: "She is! Please ...... you"
"Mr. Yue, who do you want me to believe?" the owner of the village became impatient.
Yue Curious sighed and lowered his voice: "Jade Skin, you have to admit that it's my wife, you know?"
Jade Muscle raised her eyebrows: "Why?"
"With my handsome appearance, am I not handsome enough?"
Jade Muscle groaned, "It's okay." But I never thought of marrying you! Besides, we don't have a relationship ......."
"That's enough!" Yue said impatiently, "In the current situation, you only have two paths to choose. ”
"That's too domineering, isn't it?"
"One is to marry me, and the other is to be ruined by this bandit leader. ”
Yuyu was stunned, and sighed: "What a thin life since ancient times!"
Yue said curiously: "I look so improvised, and it's an extraordinary period, so I'll just take a moment, how about it?"
Yuqi sighed: "What else?
Yue nodded curiously, turned around and smiled: "Untie it, she is my wife." The owner of the village said: "But she said no!"
Jade Skin shouted, "I am!
The owner of the village sighed lightly: "You woman is capricious, who knows which sentence is true and which sentence is false, which sentence is incomprehensible, I don't believe your words anymore!"
Yue Curious's eyes tightened: "You are very inconsistent with the morality of the rivers and lakes by doing this, and you occupy other people's wives......"
"You are my father-in-law, my own person. The owner of the village smiled, "This is called not taking it for nothing, taking it for nothing, taking it for nothing, taking it for nothing, taking it for nothing, I will take it for nothing." ”
"You know, the twisted melon is not sweet!"
"It's okay, it's not sweet and you don't want money. The owner of the village said, "I think it doesn't matter whether it's sweet or not, what matters is the process of strong twisting." ”
"This guy is shameless!" Yue rolled his eyes curiously, and said, "No matter what, since you admit that I am your benefactor, you can't do anything to be sorry for me!"
The owner of the village was stunned: "You are my father-in-law, who did you listen to?"
Yue said curiously: "What did you say, could it be that you don't talk about it?"
The owner of the village said: "Is it still a human being if you don't talk about it? What disgusts me the most is this kind of person, this is simply a villain! Hey, when did I say that?"
Yue sighed curiously: "It seems that you don't plan to recognize me anymore, I sacrificed so much for you, I ......"
"Could it be that you are kind to me?" the owner of the village intercepted.
"I gave you dozens of white and big steamed buns, and you completely forgot about them?"
The owner of the village frowned and said, "Where is the white and big steamed bun?"
Yue was curious and froze. In this moment of silence, he sniffed out the smell of danger.