Chapter 32: The Trap
Money can make ghosts grind, and now it seems that this is not true at all.
There are beggars in the sun, and there are beggars in the underworld.
Along the way, there are countless wandering ghosts on the side of the street, either missing arms and legs, or without heads, holding worn porcelain bowls, waiting for handouts from passers-by.
Some little ghosts have a grass on their heads, and a sign is set up in front of them: so-and-so ghost, so-and-so thing, can't survive, but they don't want to be reincarnated, so they can only sell themselves, and they don't dislike it.
Such scenes can be seen everywhere.
"Did they commit any crimes?" asked Xiang Xiaoyu.
"Death is dead, what crime can there be, it's nothing more than poverty! Whether it's in the world or in the underworld, as long as you have money, any good and evil cause and effect is bullshit, spend some ingots, and scribble and change it in the "Record of Right and Wrong", and the crime of going to the oil pot can be exempted. Most of these wandering ghosts are good ghosts, but what can be done, Hades doesn't care, who has the spare time to mix blindly!"
The nine cylinders have been experienced.
"Isn't there no rebellion in such an order?"
Xiang Xiaoyu was very puzzled, if you are alive, you will be oppressed, and if you die, you will be sinned, where is the meaning of life.
"No ghost dares to think like that, and even if there is, no one dares to do it. I remember that I almost ended up on the street as a beggar, but fortunately, my kaleidoscope grandfather borrowed ten ingots from me to be able to draw the punishment on the "Record of Right and Wrong". ”
""Right and Wrong"?"
"The laws of the underworld are actually made up, and the king of Hades united with the Hades Society to squeeze money, even if you are not guilty, he can list a hundred crimes for you. ”
"Where's the book?"
"I heard that it is placed in the Yama Palace, but I tell you, you must not mess around, no one's idea can hit this book, in case it alarms all countries, then we can only go to the oil pot with you!"
When Hanzi heard it, it wouldn't work, if it was fried like a banana, he would have to peel his whole body to the flesh when he thought about it.
"Someone has to change this rule sooner or later!" Xiang Xiaoyu said seriously.
Hurrying up, they came to the Heaven and Earth Bank.
Sushi stole their money, and they will definitely go to the bank of this heaven and earth to exchange it first, and whether they can touch it or not depends on luck.
Xiang Xiaoyu and the others were hiding in a corner, peeping at the ghosts coming in and out.
"Brother Yu, I think we can rob the bank directly, rob the rich and help the poor, how prestigious!"
Huo Yi said this, Xiang Xiaoyu was really a little moved, he had always wanted to do such a thing, after all, the family he lived in was also very poor, he knew that feeling, not to mention that these ghosts were innocent, they shouldn't be like this.
"Rob your head!" Hanko immediately objected.
"Can't rob it, can't grab it!" Jiuguan also hurriedly dissuaded.
"Wait. Xiang Xiaoyu didn't want to joke with the lives of his brothers, he still had to be rational after all.
The rain became heavier and heavier, and the ghosts on the road ran faster and faster.
The lights of all nations are so extravagant, but there is endless coldness.
Xiang Xiaoyu looked at the cloudy sky and fell into deep thought, he must have never seen the light here, although he knew what he came here for, and he never thought about what would happen, but he knew what he wanted to do.
He wanted to break this order and give the underworld a freedom.
Born in a seemingly peaceful era, in fact, there are struggles everywhere, whether it is the human world or the underworld, there is no escape.
Suddenly, two ghosts came, a man and a woman, the man with mouse eyes and a bag on his shoulder.
"It's here!" Xiang Xiaoyu patted the people who were about to fall asleep.
"Are you sure?" said Hanko, sleepy-eyed.
"I'm sure!" Huo said firmly.
"That bag belongs to Brother Yu, and the words 'Overlord of Western Chu' on it were inscribed by me for him, I can't remember clearly, it seems to have been given to Brother Yu on his birthday last year, anyway, this ghost is right!"
Huo Zhi is sure that it is definitely these two dog men and women!
After speaking, Xiang Xiaoyu rode out on horseback, and the nine cylinders and they also followed.
As soon as he appeared, he was discovered.
"Dog thief, where to run, pay me back!"
When the thief saw Xiang Xiaoyu, he ran away, and the man turned into a gopher and burrowed into the ground, and the woman turned into a cat and flew onto the roof.
However, the gopher path is too shallow, not deep into the earth, and there are two large bales on the ground, their trajectories are clearly visible, and they have to show their heads from time to time to take two breaths.
The cats were running wild on the rooftops, as fast as a wild horse.
"Jade-faced rat and smiley cat?" Nine Cylinder was surprised.
"Can a mouse and a cat be partners?"
"It's not just a partnership, they're husband and wife, because they stole love, they stole the whole underworld. ”
Jiuguan let out a long sigh, and an expression of envy appeared on his face.
"The underworld is really unreasonable!" Huo Ying shook his head.
"It's love that doesn't make sense, little kids won't understand!" said Jiuguan.
"Huh?"
Huo Zhi asked rhetorically, Jiuguan probably understood, and he was going to use fried oil to intimidate him, so he still apologized obediently.
They followed the couple all the way to a dark forest.
Xiang Xiaoyu sped up and wanted to use the horse's hooves to step on the gopher in the soil, but he couldn't.
They also joined the ranks of stepping on the whacks, you kick, I stomp, the grass is green, one deep and one shallow without horseshoe.
The gopher braked sharply, turned and drifted, causing them to flip on their backs and fly out.
With a pop, he fell into a deep pit and kept rolling down.
There were only nine deep pits and no falls.
Eventually, they fell into darkness, and the only faint light was the mouth of the pit overhead.
Suddenly, all that glimmer of light vanished, and the mouth of the pit was blocked.
There was applause in the darkness, and gradually, the lights came on.
They're in a strange prison, and no matter how much you run, there's no end, and you never touch the door.
It was the propagandist on the train who applauded, and there were jade-faced rats and smiling cats standing beside him.
"Wonderful, wonderful, it's a good show!" the propagandist laughed sinisterly.
"yes, hehe, they probably don't know what's going on yet. "The smiley cat transforms into a sexy catwoman.
"It's all up to our perfect acting skills!" the jade-faced mouse turned into an old man with eyebrows and mouse eyes.
"Who the hell are you?"
Xiang Xiaoyu wanted to rush to them and ask them clearly, but he couldn't get by, so he could only suffer the anger of the ghost hitting the wall.
"Oh, I can't reach it, it's really pitiful, this trapped soul prison made by Lu Ban is really exquisite, you, just stay well!" the propagandist laughed weirdly.
"What about Brother Yu?" Huo asked in a low voice.
"Don't worry, I think we fell for it, but fortunately the nine cylinders didn't come in, I hope he can also have a way!"
"Do you want to invite a zombie?" Hanko panicked.
"Wait. ”
Xiang Xiaoyu only wants to figure out one question now, what kind of trick they have fallen.
At this moment, the other party seemed to have internal commotion.
"That's not what I said before, but you promised us again and again that after the deed was completed, we would erase all the crimes of our husband and wife in the "Record of Right and Wrong", and then from then on, we would wash our hands and no longer steal!" said the smiley cat, pointing to the propagandist's nose.
"Oh, yes, is there any evidence, did you record it?" the propagandist laughed.
"You, you can force us to do it!" the smiling cat was very angry.
The propagandist slapped the smiling cat.
"Phew, cheap embryo, talk to me about the conditions!"
The jade-faced rat jumped up and slapped the propagandist more than ten times, and his palm speed was so fast that he couldn't see it.
"Dare to beat my wife, I'll slap you to death!"
The propagandist was completely angry, grabbed the neck of the jade-faced rat with one hand, threw it into the oil pan and fried it.
Before he died, the jade-faced mouse cried and laughed: "Kitten, the most priceless thing I have stolen in this life is your ...... Heart......"
After saying that, the jade-faced rat was blown into corpse oil.
"Old man rat, you are not alone on the Huangquan Road!" The smiling cat burst into tears and jumped into the oil pot.
The couple had negotiated with the propagandist, pretending to be sushi and boarding the No. 9 train with the attendant, and then helping him steal Xiang Xiaoyu's money. At this time, the propagandist appeared again, knocking on the side to make Xiang Xiaoyu realize that he had lost the money, and made him think that it was the hand of the sushi underneath.
The couple deliberately appeared at the door of the Tiandi Bank in order to lure Xiang Xiaoyu here.
It's a pity that you deceived me in the relationship, but you still put yourself in.
"It's clean!" the propagandist pulled out his handkerchief and wiped his face.
The three brothers were shocked by what happened in front of them, and they also understood the sentence 'love is unreasonable'.
Xiang Xiaoyu recalled the process of stepping into the No. 9 train, and probably understood how it was done.
The only doubt is, how did the underworld know that they were going to board the ninth train, and why did they want to play such a play to trap them?
At this moment, the nine cylinders appeared from behind the propagandist.
"Let him go, something is coming at me!" Xiang Xiaoyu shouted.
Jiuguan lowered his head and did not speak, nor did he look up at his little friend.
"Hmph, Jiuguan, your friends really care about you!" the propagandist continued.
The nine cylinders remained motionless.
"You let him go, otherwise I will definitely raze this place to the ground when I go out!" Xiang Xiaoyu kept running forward, with no end.
"Oh, yes, somebody's got a good price for your exit! Nine cylinders, am I right?"
At this time, the nine cylinders became unfamiliar, and Xiang Xiaoyu also felt that the nine cylinders were getting farther and farther away from him.
"Nine cylinders, don't be afraid, I'm here! What did they do to you, you speak, nine cylinders!"
Xiang Xiaoyu is going crazy.
The head of the nine cylinders was raised slightly, and then immediately lowered, still silent.
"This little ghost must have framed us, I, Tamar, have long seen that he is not a good thing!" Huo scolded.
"That's not the case, the nine cylinders won't harm us, he's going to take us to meet our parents!"
"Nine cylinders, tell me what the hell happened!"
If Jiuguan doesn't speak again, Xiang Xiaoyu may explode.
"I'm sorry ......"
After saying that, the nine cylinders cried.
Hanko also cried.
"Don't cry!" Xiang Xiaoyu snorted at Hanzi.
"What are you crying for, he doesn't deserve your cry!" Huo Yi also followed suit.
"I'm sorry for what, you say it clearly, I'm sorry for what, who are you!" Xiang Xiaoyu was like a crazy leopard.
"I was sent by Liu Wubei, and I was sent by Liu Wubei to monitor you from beginning to end, so that today, my mission is completed, and my five-barrel uncle can also be released!"
The Nine Cylinders instantly became ruthless.
"Liu... Not... Bei, who is it?" Xiang Xiaoyu's heart was broken, and he felt that the whole world was deceiving him.
"Huh!"
One word, no return.
"Why are you trapping me here?"
"The wind is blowing in Jiangdong, and the wind will not blow smoothly with you!"
Xiang Xiaoyu was stunned, he suddenly thought of the incident where Ren Tianxing's plane disappeared into the sky a few days ago, what is the relationship between all this?