Chapter 31: A Tour of the Underworld (Part II)

Leave the coffin for eternity, sleep for 10,000 years.

This is Xiang Xiaoyu's ultimate wish, every time he lies in the coffin, he thinks like this, how good it would be to sleep forever.

There seemed to be almost no passengers in the eighth car, and the coffins were all closed, except for a few that they had ordered were open.

Train 9 has a rule that coffins that are not allowed to be opened without a reservation.

After all, there are very few people who know how to take the No. 9 train, and if it is discovered by the scientific community, it will be a sensational revolution.

When that day comes, there will be two possibilities for the fate of the underworld, one is that tourist companies contract development, and the other is that scientists block research.

Each coffin is a pale gray tone, no patterns, no decoration, it doesn't look depressing, but a little comfortable sleepiness.

Perhaps the dead have already seen through the prosperity, and only want to be simple, and do not want to be exaggerated.

Inside the coffin was a white pillow, neat like a tofu block, smooth and soft.

Gently press on the quilt and release it, and it will slowly turn back to its original shape, along with the warm fragrance of cotton.

The pillow is a bit special, with a recessed groove in the middle, just enough to accommodate a normal person's head, and can wrap the ears tightly.

There is still some way to go, so let's lie down first.

"Comfort~"

Xiang Xiaoyu took off his short sleeves, covered the quilt, unconsciously sandwiched the quilt between his legs, rubbing back and forth, his face was also affectionately attached to the pillow, and said lazily.

"That's not going to work!"

Nine cylinders took Xiang Xiaoyu's short sleeves.

"And all of you, don't put your clothes on your body!"

Everyone wonders, what kind of rule is this?

No matter what, the following nine cylinders have the final say, or listen to him.

They took off their clothes and folded them on their pillows.

"Isn't there anything special about it?"

Xiang Xiaoyu asked lazily.

"I was very particular, but I didn't listen. When you sleep, you can't put your clothes casually, I mentioned a little to you before, but you didn't feel at ease. ”

"Then you can finish it all at once, and we'll just try to memorize it. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu was drunk, and it seemed that the quilt was very good at serving people.

After a few words, Hanzi snored slightly, much quieter than usual, and should have slept more comfortably.

Huo didn't know what was wrong, knocking on the coffin and humming a song.

"When you sleep at night, you must not cover your body, you are creating opportunities for us, you know?"

"What the hell are you!"

"That's right, if you sleep and feel like something is pressing on you, you can't breathe, you can't wake up. When you wake up during the day, you will find that you are tired and hurt when you touch it, but it is definitely not caused by exertion!"

"Because of what, I often feel this way. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu touched his chest.

"Congratulations, your clothes are favored by the ghost, he tries on clothes on you, and he will jump around, which is also what you often call ghosts~press~bed~"

The nine cylinders held the side of the coffin, revealing their little heads, pretending to be miserable, and grimacing at Xiang Xiaoyu.

Xiang Xiaoyu gasped, and some swallowed his saliva.

This had happened to him more than once, and his pores were nervously curled up.

"Oh, you know what it looks like!"

After speaking, Xiang Xiaoyu straightened out the quilt and lay down.

The sound of snoring, knocking on the coffin, and the miserable sound of the nine cylinders were so loud that Xiang Xiaoyu couldn't sleep peacefully.

There was a hand touching his pillow.

Xiang Xiaoyu didn't dare to open his eyes, for fear that he wouldn't be able to stand the visual impact all of a sudden.

Still touching, is there an end?

Xiang Xiaoyu deliberately turned sideways and recited the blessing of the Bodhisattva.

"Don't move!"

This voice is familiar.

"Oops, I was scared to death, I thought I was really talking about ghosts and hitting ghosts!"

"Are you being sarcastic about me?"

At some point, the nine cylinders wandered to his pillow.

"Well, I don't mean that, I don't mean to bump into you, that's it, how to say it, in short, you know what you should do. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu couldn't explain clearly.

"Hell isn't this ghost!"

Nine cylinders answered.

"Yes, in the end, the knowledge is sleek, and the word is broken!"

"Very knowledgeable!"

"Isn't it very knowledgeable?"

"Oops, I'm too lazy to explain, lie down!"

Jiuguan saw that Xiang Xiaoyu couldn't sleep, so he came over to open his own headphones on the pillow.

A red button on the pillow is the music switch.

This pillow is sponsored by Yi Shui Han Music Website, which specially selects a large number of exquisite tracks for travelers, hoping that they will have music and coke on their journey.

Ever since I heard the name of this music website, I felt a little weird, Yi Shui Han? Isn't it a good sign:

The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the dungeon is gone!

Fortunately, the music is conscientious enough to sleep peacefully.

The reason why Huo Yi knocked on the coffin was that he listened to the rock music inside, the death rock from hell, and the charm was really endless.

......

......

I slept soundly, and my dreams were still long.

The devil is coming.

A handsome guy in uniform walked in, with a big back, dripping oil, small leather shoes, and a sare of the light.

"Hello distinguished passengers, I am the safety knowledge propagandist of this train, instructed by the conductor, I will delay you a little time, and I will give you a general introduction to anti-theft knowledge. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu and the others were woken up, staring at each other with big eyes, feeling a little novel.

"Approaching the seventh and a half months, the annual Halloween Festival in the world is coming, and the ghost flow is relatively large, so everyone should strengthen their awareness of prevention to avoid losing their belongings and thus bringing unpleasantness to the journey. ”

"Listen carefully and learn more!" reminded them.

"Well, this kid is very cute, but he can't be abducted!"

The propaganda slogan squatted down and poked the small belly of the nine cylinders.

"One last time, reiterate, first, I'm not a child, second, don't stick it in my stomach again, and third, otherwise the consequences will be serious!!"

The nine cylinders are angry, but they still look cute.

"Hehe, you're pretty funny. The propagandist smirked.

Nine Cylinders snorted, turned away, and ignored him.

"I hope you can take it to heart, I lost a lot of money on Halloween last year, and it's sad to think about it. This thief is very clever, ordinary ghosts or people can't see it, he walks past you, he can complete a business in two seconds, pay attention, you can't see the flaw at all. ”

"So god?" Hanko asked in surprise.

"Yes, that's it! When you go out, you must be careful, your wealth must not be exposed, it is no harm for you to pretend to be shabby, except for flies, no thief will target you." Believe me, although you can't get rich, you can avoid a lot of losses! If you meet someone who is profound, then there is no problem, it is not a question of how much you lose, but how much you want to steal! For example, this child may not have any pants left. ”

Jiuguan threw a disdainful look from his shoulder, and immediately turned his head away.

"Generally, those who are highly advanced will wear makeup and change their appearance, and ordinary eyes really can't distinguish it. What's even more powerful, even if you invite a kaleidoscope, you can't see it!"

Kaleidoscope, this ghost is familiar, and everyone has a little sense of substitution?

Xiang Xiaoyu smiled, there is nothing strange in the world, as long as it is money, it does not matter whether it is spent by the living or the dead, but if this name is called, it will inevitably be stolen.

"I'm here to serve you this time, I'll go to the next carriage to publicize, thank you, I wish you a happy journey!"

The slogan bowed to everyone, prepared to leave, walked seven steps, and turned back.

"Hmm~"

The propagandist's tone paused, and he brushed his big back back, and his calm face became active, raising his eyebrows up and down, a little bit of a change of face.

"Look at my memory, I almost forgot. The commander also explained one thing to me, he saw that your journey was long, and it was still relatively hard, and I think everyone may also have back pain, so I asked me to send you some benefits, which can be regarded as a little caution, not respect. ”

The propagandist opened a coffin, took out a large bag from it, and held it up.

They craned their heads and waited for the benefits to arrive.

The propagandist opened the bag, which was full of dolls, and he took one out.

"I want! I want it!"

Hanzi beckoned, fiercely like a drowning cry for help.

"Yes, everyone has a share, don't rush and don't grab it!"

The propagandist gave one to each person.

The nine cylinders refused.

The propagandist showed them how to do it:

The head of this doll can be rotated, which is equivalent to winding. After spinning, put it on the back, its legs can be stepped on, the force is very strong, and the step by step is still in place.

Not only the head can be rotated, but also the waist. Rotating the head is to extend the massage time, ten circles can be pressed for about half an hour. Rotate the waist to increase the force and adjust it according to the individual's tolerance.

They couldn't wait to give it a try.

"Wow~Cool~"

"Yes, that's it, exciting!"

"This thing is more comfortable than a masseuse!"

Screaming and screaming, one after another.

The nine cylinders are expressionless, and the clouds are light and the wind is light.

When they were refreshed and collapsed in the coffin, the propagandist spoke.

"A physiotherapy instrument, ten ingots!"

What, ask for money?

The nine cylinders smiled, glad with mockery.

"What do you mean, what about free?"

Huo Yi touched the bullet and pinched the doll to fall.

"What do you mean, if you have a lot of money, you will fall, I still have a big bag here, don't blame me for not reminding you, break one, and compensate twenty ingots!"

"What's the difference between you and a thief?"

"Heh, I'll tell you the difference today!"

The propagandist took off his uniform jacket, rolled up his sleeves, and had a skull tattoo on his wrist, and his muscles were well defined through his shirt.

"Yo, do you want to fight?"

Xiang Xiaoyu got up, stood up, and looked at the propagandist with his chin.

Huo Yi twisted his neck with Hanzi, wrenched his fingers, and also surrounded him.

Jiuguan shook it, but still didn't speak.

"It's just you, only three people?"

The propagandist's face was full of disdain.

"One person, two of them, is collecting the body for you!"

Xiang Xiaoyu pushed Huo Yi and Hanzi over.

"Boy, if you say that later, I'll call you grandpa!"

The propagandist then shook his back and whistled.

Suddenly, the other closed coffins opened, and out came out twenty or so strong men surrounded them, all with skull tattoos on their arms.

"Are you going to be more than men......? Brother Yu, you ......"

Huo looked at Xiang Xiaoyu puzzled, he wanted to take out the tiger talisman, but was pressed back by Xiang Xiaoyu.

"No more than people, more than ghosts, we will see what you are capable of today, either give money, or just like them, be made into a physiotherapy instrument!" the propagandist pointed to the dolls.

The Nine Cylinders trembled all over.

In fact, each doll is filled with ghosts who have been blackmailed in the past, and because they have no money, they have no choice but to seal them in the dolls.

As long as someone on the outside writhes the doll, the ghosts inside want to escape, so every time they twist them, there will be a big reaction.

"I'm not interested in anything else today, I'd love to hear you call me grandpa!"

Xiang Xiaoyu took a few steps forward, almost touching the propagandist's nose.

The strong man immediately became nervous, and he also took a few steps forward and narrowed the encirclement.

"It's kind of interesting. ”

Just as the fight started, the nine cylinders shouted!

"Wait!"

Everyone looked at the nine cylinders in amazement.

"Let me say a few words to him!"

"It's okay, the last words still have to be said. ”

The Nine Cylinders pulled them over, chirping and muttering crookedly.

Jiuguan told them that at the beginning, it could see that the propagandist was here to advertise, and originally wanted Xiang Xiaoyu to have a long memory, but they didn't expect to meet the ghost of the underworld.

The Hades is the largest dark force in the underworld, and it can control the ninth train, so there is no need to say much about the power.

"What are you afraid of, we have stalemate!" Huo said from the disease.

"Sick seedling, we are here to see our parents this time, and we try to make big things small and small things. Xiang Xiaoyu lowered his voice.

"Yu Ye is right, you can't invite zombie soldiers. The ghosts who provoked the underworld, not to mention that you want to see your parents, if you can't go back, you have to count it separately. "Jiuguan is very much in favor of Xiang Xiaoyu.

"What then?" asked Hanko.

"Money, they want money, just give it!"

Xiang Xiaoyu came from the backpack, and when he opened the bag, he found that the entanglement was all gone.

He remembered that it must have been Sushi who had done something with the flight attendant.

"All of Tatama is gone!"

"What!"

The nine cylinders lifted their pants and almost lost their night.

"That sushi, I caught it, I'm going to blow them up!"

"Looks like that's all it takes......"

They bit their ears again.

"Is it going to be so long?"

The propagandists waited impatiently.

"One, two, three, go!"

Xiang Xiaoyu secretly counted, and suddenly they turned around.

Jiuguan pointed to the door of the carriage and shouted, "Kaleidoscope grandpa, why are you here!"

The ghosts of the Underworld all looked back, there was nothing, and when they turned their heads again, Xiang Xiaoyu had already carried the bag containing the doll in his hand.

"Put it down!"

As soon as the propagandist's words fell, Xiang Xiaoyu fell down.

The doll is broken, and the soul is full of grievances.

After being trapped for a long time, the demons were finally freed, and when they saw the propagandist, they surrounded him with great ferocity.

The propagandist's big back head was scratched like a fire, which was not as good as a dog licking.

Not too late, not too late, just in time, the car arrived at the station.

With these unjust souls dragging the underworld, Xiang Xiaoyu and the others quickly jumped out of the car.

Ran all the way and escaped from the station, almost throwing off the pursuit of the Underworld.

I only cared about running for my life before, and I didn't pay attention to the sight of getting out of the car.

Dark clouds and drizzle.

The gentle rain hit his face, and Xiang Xiaoyu deliberately stretched out his tongue and licked it, tasting the taste below.

"Salty. ”

"Yes, it's all bitter water. ”

The nine cylinders also smacked their lips.

It rains in the underworld, shedding tears in the world.

Every Qingming Festival and Halloween Day, there will be torrential rain and flooding in the underworld, because the people on the ground cry too much.

All around, ten thousand cities border, brightly lit, reflecting each other.

The ghosts are boiling, the profits come and go, and they are bustling.

Jiuguan said that there are all countries in this prefecture, all of which were established by ancient emperors, and they do not want to be reincarnated and continue to stay below to enjoy the glory and wealth, but it seems that the feudal system is not as obvious as before.

It is important to note that most of the emperors and princes were elders of the Underworld.

This is why the Nine Cylinders did not dare to provoke the Underworld, but they were forced to escape in order to escape.

In the distance, a signboard flashed.

Approaching, it says "Burn fast".

With it, Xiang Xiaoyu had a plan.

They pretended to be ghost workers who moved goods, infiltrated the burning fast, and helped deliver the goods.

"Hello, it was the intermediary who asked us to come here for an internship, do you still accept people?" Xiang Xiaoyu nodded and said with a smile.

The foreman was a big fat man with a scar on his face and a stack of bills in his hand.

The fat man gave them a disdainful look, a little angry.

"Why are you here now, what time is it, do you know if you're late? In our line of work, you can't endure hardship, look at your thin arms and legs, you starved to death in your last life!"

"Yes, yes, what you taught you is that there is a traffic jam on the way we came, so just... Thank you for your understanding!"

"It's July and a half, and it's been the peak recently, so I'm a little bit nibble. There, a bunch of goods, delivered today!"

"Hey, okay, don't worry, we'll do our best. ”

"Well, I'll leave it to you first, I'm a little upset, go and make it convenient, don't be lazy!"

After speaking, the fat man handed the bill of goods to Xiang Xiaoyu, covered his stomach and left.

As soon as they were about to make a move, a few more strong men came, and this physique is not a thug but also a boxer.

Oops, it can't be the ghosts of the Underworld.

When they got closer, what to do, they looked at each other, their eyebrows fluttering.

Before they could speak, the other spoke first and bowed deeply.

"I'm sorry, we were assigned by an intermediary, I'm late, sorry to ......"

Xiang Xiaoyu was stunned, isn't it, it's such a coincidence, it's just in time!

"It's okay, I'm late for the first day of work! It's almost July and a half, you know! This is the manifest, I've handed it over to you!"

The strong men took the order and bowed repeatedly, very happy.

"These horses belong to the prince's mansion, we will send them in person, and this will be handed over to you!"

With that, they immediately whipped their horses and galloped away.

It's thrilling.

"Brother Yu, where are we going next?" Huo asked Huo Ying.

"Heaven and Earth Bank!"