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The king asked, "Will you also be able to diagnose?"

Wukong said: "Consultation, consultation." And my treatment skills have far surpassed the cognition of this era, compared to a few of them, I don't know how many times higher!"

The king glared at him and exclaimed hoarsely, "Do you need to exaggerate it!"

Wukong said: "It's not an exaggeration at all! Because they can only see the disease on the surface, and the poor monk I, who has a pair of invincible clairvoyant eyes, can give you a full-body CT." ”

The king was pleasantly surprised, "Wow, that's a cow!

Wukong said: "Don't step forward, I've already seen it." ”

The king said, "Then tell me how my illness is."

Wukong said: "Your Majesty is sad in his heart, and there is also a hidden terror, which is a disease of worry and palpitation. ”

Sounds so professional!

Sure enough, the king exclaimed, "Elder, save me!"

Wukong said: "Your Majesty, there is no cure for this disease. ”

The king said, "There is no cure?

Wukong said: "Although there is no cure, it is not dead. ”

The king said, "What do you say?"

Wukong said: "If you want me to save it, Your Majesty must explain what is on your mind." What are you worried about, and what are you afraid of?"

The king asked anxiously, "Can the elders relieve the widow's worries?"

Wukong said: "Your Majesty, a few of us will only subdue demons and catch monsters, and will not solve our worries." ”

When the king heard this, he was half cured!

He sat up and said in a loud voice: "Hurry up and fix the feast, I want to have lunch with a few holy monks!"

In a short time, the people went to the feast, and the king was also helped by the ministers. The master and apprentice were swept away and feasted, and the king accompanied him.

After the meal was over, the conversation began to increase, and as soon as Goku asked, the king began to tell the story.

The king asked, "I don't know what the queen of the Tang Dynasty is called?"

Xuanzang said: "The so-called queen of the three palaces is the main palace, the east palace and the west palace. ”

The king said: "Our Zhu Ziguo is not called like this. ”

Xuanzang said: "What is that called?"

The king said: "We also have three palaces here, the first of the three palaces is the Golden Sacred Palace, which is what you call the main palace, followed by the Jade Sacred Palace, which is the East Palace, and finally the Silver Sacred Palace, that is, the West Palace. ”

Bajie interjected: "To put it bluntly, it's the eldest wife, the second wife, and the third wife, so it's easy to understand." ”

Xuanzang turned his head and glared, and he immediately shut up.

The king continued, "In the past, there were three palaces for widows, but now only the Jade Sacred Palace and the Silver Sacred Palace remain. ”

Wukong asked, "Your Majesty's Golden Sacred Palace is not in the palace?"

The king said, "It's been three years. ”

Wukong said: "What a coincidence, what a coincidence, another three years!"

The king said, "Is there any problem?"

Wukong said: "Digression, digression! Your Majesty, the three, Sanye, it seems that you should have three years of catastrophe for the loss of the two birds." ”

The king said happily: "Elder, do you mean that the three years have expired, and it is time for me to reunite with the Golden Sacred Palace?"

Wukong said: "That's the case according to the number of lives, but it's still very complicated to operate. ”

The king said, "The elders will still look at each other and ask each other?"

Wukong said: "The poor monk knows a little bit about it. ”

The king said, "What else does the elder know?"

Wukong said, "I smell a smell of monsters. ”

The king left his seat and asked, "Where are the monsters!"

Wukong said: "Your Majesty, don't be afraid, the poor monk smelled the smell of monsters from His Majesty's words." ”

This elder has such a keen sense of smell!

Thinking of this, the king breathed a sigh of relief and sat down again.

Wukong then said: "Your Majesty, the general situation, the poor monk already knows. You are worried about the separation of husband and wife, and you are afraid of the monster's murder! The poor monk guessed right?"

The king said, "That's right!

Wukong said: "Then you can talk about this monster again." Maybe my brothers and sisters can help Your Majesty get rid of this scourge. ”

The king said respectfully: "Three years ago, on the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, my eldest wife, second wife, third wife, fourth wife, fifth wife, and sixth wife ...... me."

Bajie interrupted impatiently: "Okay, we know that you have a lot of wives, so don't show off, let's get straight to the point!"

Xuanzang also said: "Yes, yes, what is it that you show your wife in front of the monk, just skip it." ”

The king said, "Uh...... At that time, our happy family was eating zongzi quietly, and we didn't provoke anyone, but a monster came inexplicably. He said that he had taken a fancy to my Golden Sacred Palace, and asked the widow to dedicate the Golden Sacred Palace to him, otherwise he would eat all the people of my country! The widow had no choice but to abandon the Golden Sacred Palace. ”

Goku asked, "Did that youkai have a name?"

The king said, "Yes, he calls himself Sai Tai Sui, and his family lives in the Qilin Mountain Hedgehog Cave. ”

Wukong smiled: "This monster is really honest enough! Now that I have my name and home address, I don't even have to pay for it!"

The king said, "How many elders can you be sure of this monster?"

Wukong asked rhetorically: "Your Majesty, do you know how far we have traveled since we came from the Eastern Soil and the Tang Dynasty?"

The king said, "As far as I know, there are sixty or seventy thousand miles away. ”

Wukong asked again: "Then does Your Majesty know how many monsters our master and apprentice have encountered along the way?"

The king said, "I really don't know about this. ”

Wukong said: "There are tens of thousands of monsters large and small!"

The king said, "You have all killed them?"

Wukong said: "The fish that slipped through the net are only counted by the number. ”

When the king heard this, he suddenly knelt down and said, "If you can save the widow's Golden Sacred Palace, I am willing to thank it with the financial resources of the whole country!" Wukong stepped forward and helped the king up.

Bajie smiled and said: "Your Majesty, if you are bankrupt, how can you pay the salaries of the civil and military officials? Where will you get the money to buy rouge for your three palaces and six courts?"

Xuanzang hurriedly stopped: "Bajie, don't talk nonsense!"

Wukong said: "Your Majesty, if we can catch the monster, we don't want your gold and silver, and we don't want your official position, I just ask you to sign the customs clearance papers, okay?"

The king said, "It's that simple!"

Wukong said: "It's as simple as that. ”

The king said, "This ...... This ......"

Wukong said: "Your Majesty, do you think there is a big pie falling from the sky?"

The king said, "It's really a big, big pie!"

Wukong laughed: "And then you're worried that it's not a pie, it's a trap?"

The king said, "Well, this is ......."

Wukong said: "Your Majesty, don't doubt it, we help you and ourselves." The mission is arranged like this, this monster must be beaten!"

The king said, "So that's the case, that dare is good, that dare is good." ”

Wukong said: "Now that we have eaten, we should also go back and discuss how to fight monsters." However, there is still one thing to be done. ”

The king said, "If the elder has anything to do, just open his mouth, as long as I can do it, there is no ambiguity!"

Wukong said: "Non-yes, non-yes." It's not Your Majesty who does it for us, but we do it for Your Majesty. ”

The king said, "What is the matter?"

Wukong said: "Your Majesty's illness has not yet recovered, and I also have a home remedy for maintaining your body, which can make Your Majesty's dragon body healthy and prolong your life." ”

The king was pleasantly surprised: "Yes, it is the so-called salvation of people, send the Buddha to the west, and ask the elders to give medicine." ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, you are really! Fight monsters, fight monsters, you go to collect some idle business! If you delay the king's illness, you will have to cut off your head!"

Wukong said: "Brother Xian don't worry, it's your brother's own disposal." Your Majesty, you can take out three catties of each of all the medicinal herbs hidden in the palace and send them to the post house. ”

Wujing couldn't help but exclaim, "All herbs, senior brother, what are you going to make a fuss about?"

Who knew that the king didn't care and said: "I know this, the prescription is not passed on lightly!" Xuanzang's master and apprentice saluted and said goodbye.

Back at the post house, Bajie couldn't stop complaining. Wukong said: "Bajie, you are also stingy! The king of the people invited us to a palace dinner, and it is also appropriate to treat him." Besides, if we finish fighting the monster and he burps up, who are we going to change the official documents?"

Bajie said: "Can you really cure him?"

Wukong said: "Long-term bedridden, lack of exercise, indigestion, what's so difficult!"

Bajie turned his worries into joy and said, "Yes, after curing his illness, we can eat and drink again." ”

Xuanzang said: "You only know how to eat! Eat!

Wujing said with a smile: "Hehe, who told the second senior brother to mistakenly cast a pig fetus? ”

Bajie said: "Ahem, let's not mention this reincarnation, let's discuss this monster." I've always felt that this monster is not simple. ”

Wukong said: "Senior brother, why did you say this?"

Bajie said: "First of all, this monster dares to run to the palace in broad daylight to rob the queen of a country, it is really bold. ”

Wukong said: "The monsters we encountered along the way have changed a lot, and there are a lot of deceptions, but it is rare to see monsters who dare to blatantly rob the queen of a country, which is indeed very suspicious." ”

Bajie said: "Not only did he rob the queen, but he also threatened to eat the entire Zhu Ziguo! ”

Wujing said: "Yes. This Zhu Ziguo is not a small country, and thousands of babies are born every day. How many people does he have to eat in a day to make the population of this Zhu Zi Country grow negatively!"

Xuanzang said happily: "Oh, now even Bajie and Wujing know how to deduce the case, it's really progressive." ”

Wukong said: "What you two said makes a lot of sense. To sum up, this monster is bold and reckless, either he is a dumbfounder, or he has real skills, and the two must be one of them. ”

Xuanzang said: "The key is that no one cares about him yet!"

Bajie said: "It is estimated that all the gods are napping." ”

Wukong smiled: "Bajie, you don't know anything!"

Bajie asked rhetorically, "Why don't I know anything?"

Wukong said: "Senior brother, do you think, if these monsters are destroyed by all kinds of immortals, where is the need for us to be the bodyguards for the master? ”

Wujing said: "Yes, yes, if we can't get the task, Brother Monkey will continue to play with insects under the Five Elements Mountain, the second senior brother will continue to be chased and killed by all kinds of immortals, and I will continue to suffer in the quicksand river, as for Xiaolong, it is estimated that he will burp a fart a long time ago!"